The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 276: See also Sumo Fatty in Section 276

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The eldest cousin asked: "What mission are you performing this time? Why does it sound mysterious? Who is following us?"

I said succinctly: "My junior brother is going to run for the president of the Taoist Association. There are three candidates who are sent to perform different tasks. The one who completes the task and returns to the capital first will be considered the winner. However, there is an inside story in this election. People didn't want us to win the game, so they sent people over to sabotage it."

"Ah? He wants to run for the president?" The eldest cousin felt unbelievable, because at the last engagement banquet, she saw with her own eyes the bitch pulling his little nephew to play with piss and mud. , if I didn't understand the real character of this guy, I wouldn't believe it either!

In fact, when the cheap man is serious, he is quite reliable, but it may be a bit difficult to make him serious, because he is not serious 99.9% of the time.

Under the strong suspicion and contempt of the eldest cousin, the car finally drove to the crematorium, and the car behind also blatantly followed all the way. When I arrived at the gate of the crematorium, the car stopped on the side of the road. I pasted three purple amulets on my eldest cousin and told her not to get out of the car for the time being, because I had to go and see who was sitting in the car behind. Who dares to follow us so blatantly.

The car behind was parked 30 meters away from us, and the bitch got out of the car with me, and we walked in the direction of that car with the light of the other party.

A person also got off the car in front, that figure was very huge, and by the light... that figure looked very familiar! Isn't he the fat sumo wrestler from the last Haitian feast? !

It's the fat man who caught the gorilla and ate the tofu! Later, he was disabled and handed over to the country. How did he get out? ! I was just about to ask this question, but he said in fluent Cantonese first: "Fuck him (gai)! Why didn't the pretty boy come this time?"

I know, he means gorillas.

It turned out that he hadn't forgotten the gorilla. If the gorilla knew about it, he didn't know whether he would be happy or cry, but according to my estimation, it should be the latter. I asked, "Didn't you be arrested last time and handed over to the state? How could the state release you?"

"Money can turn ghosts around. No one doesn't like money. Besides, as a top player in our island country, my country doesn't want me to die like this, so it took a lot of money to clear up the relationship. I put it back."

I was silent for a while, and said, "Are you the only one coming this time? I think Abe Yoshiro should be here too? Now that you're here, why don't you come out and meet my old friend?"

"Oh? I just said that you two have an affair, but Abe still doesn't admit it!" Fat Sumo smiled wretchedly and said, "He didn't come today, but don't worry, don't worry, you will see each other."

"Really? Then he is really careless. Knowing that I am here, he still dares to let you come here by himself. Aren't you afraid that you will die?" I asked with a cold snort.

The sumo fat man said: "Don't scare people. Your shikigami didn't come this time. We have already inquired about the information. The reason why Abe Yoshiro didn't come this time is to monitor your shikigami and worry about what he has. What's more, your parents and women are also in the capital, as soon as your shikigami leaves, Abe can control your parents and women in the first place, hahaha... "

Fortunately, I didn't bring the fox demon with me this time. I didn't expect them to have such a plan. I took out my mobile phone and called Xu Xiaoling: "Hey, Ningrou, Mom, Dad and Yujia are staying with you at night. Right? From now on, don't stay too far away from Yujia, let Yujia pay attention to her surroundings, the onmyoji was going to be bad for you last time."

"Well, I see, Xiaolong, you should be more careful."

"Okay, I still have something to do here, so I won't tell you first, you should go to bed early."

After hanging up the phone, Sumo Fatty said leisurely: "How about this, let's make a deal with you, you tell me the contact information of the dead handsome boy, and I will let you go, how about it?" Don't give up.

But I am not going to let Fatty go this time, for three reasons.

First, since he is handed over to the country, he will still escape, so I will send him on the road directly, lest the island country always send him out to cause sabotage. For example, this time, if their plan is really successful, it is estimated that Taoism will really Completely down.

Second, I will leave in a year, maybe after I leave, they will become the enemy of the bitch, with the ability of the bitch, they can't deal with the fat man, so I decided to help him clear the potential before leaving threaten.

Third, we still have a year to go before we leave. During this year, I don’t want to spend the time being harassed. After solving him, I will feel more at ease. At the same time, it can also disintegrate all the high-level power of the island country and weaken the power of the island country. .

The fat man said: "Abe Yoshiro told me that your own strength is not very good. You need to rely on Shikigami to exert your great strength. Without Shikigami, you can't beat me."

"Really? I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you." I rolled up the sleeves of my shirt and said, "Jiannan, you step back and get back to the car to prevent emergencies and protect my cousin."

"Brother, can you do it yourself?" Jiannan asked seriously.

"If you can't do it, you have to do it. You are not his opponent, and staying here will only add to the chaos. Besides, I have seen him fight against gorillas before, and I know his strengths and weaknesses. Just grasp his weaknesses and avoid his strengths. "

The cheap man asked, "How to catch it? How to avoid it?"

"His advantages are high defense, strong strength, and fast melee attack speed. The disadvantage is that his movement speed is slow, so I plan to use long-range attacks all the time. It just so happens that my long-range attacks are also relatively powerful, which should be enough to deal with fat sumo wrestlers. Don't be like Like a curious baby, hurry back and tell you slowly after I finish typing."

The bitch ran back, I turned my hands into flames, and then took out the flaming wind and thunder fan from the space ring and said: "Fatty, I will send you on the road today, don't blame me, if you want to blame, just behave like Abe Yoshiro!" , who told him to miscalculate. But you don’t have a chance, because I will smash your soul together later!” I said, I opened the wind and thunder fan, and slapped it hard! A bolt of lightning shot out from the fan and shot straight at the fat man!

For this blow, I have already calculated the attack direction. If the fat man dodges, the lightning will hit the car behind him, and maybe the car will explode directly, which will injure the fat man. And if he didn't dodge, he would just wait foolishly to foam at the mouth when he was shocked.

Unexpectedly, Fatty is very smart! He did something I didn't expect! Against the generals! !

He directly grabbed the car behind him and threw it at me! I have to say, this guy is too powerful! Moreover, he is too cruel! Because there is still a driver in the car! Regardless of the driver's life or death, he resolutely grabbed the car and threw it over!

The lightning from the wind and thunder fan hit the car, instantly piercing the car with a big hole!

Watching the approaching car, my mind raced through what to do.

If I dodge, the car will hit my cousin's car behind me! If I don't dodge, I can only force it! For a while, I fell into a passive situation!

Thinking quickly in my mind, I found that I really couldn't hide, otherwise my cousin would be seriously injured if I ran into it at this speed! Can only be solved hard! But I'm not a strength cultivator at all, unlike a gorilla, with all the strength, if he was here, he would definitely be able to catch it easily. If I greet him, he must smash me out of internal injuries!

So I could only retreat while using the wind and thunder fan to create a strong wind. Although the effect was not too great, it was better than nothing.

The car was too heavy, and the fat man threw it too hard, the strong wind from Fenglei Fan didn't have any effect. When I retreated to a certain level, I found that I couldn't retreat anymore! So I stood firm, put my feet forward and backward, and stretched out my hands to pick up the car hard!

When the car just touched my hand, I continued to back up, and while backing up, I lost the force of the car!

Finally, when I was about to crash into my cousin's car, I threw the flying car to the ground and gasped for breath. As for the car that I threw on the ground, there was a driver whose hair stood on end and was foaming at the mouth after being shocked.

Seeing me catch the car, the fat man stepped on the ground with both feet, and rushed towards me with a bang! I don't dare let him get close to the car again, I don't want to experience this situation again! So he jumped to the roof of the car and fanned it with a wind and thunder fan! At the same time, the other hand quickly condensed the fireball and threw it at the fat man!

He has rough skin and thick flesh, and being blasted by a fireball will have no effect at all, and he will dodge the thunder and lightning of the wind and thunder fan. I have to say that he looks quite bulky, but in fact, the speed of dodging is incomparable! In addition, due to his weight, my gust of wind didn't work, he was too heavy, and the gust of Fenglei fan had no effect on her at all!

I originally planned to use long-distance attack to solve it, but I didn’t expect this to be the result. Thinking about it, I’m right. Gorillas were abused by him back then, but I’m not as strong as the gorilla now. It’s not so easy to die fat deal with. But if it's close combat, I guess with my current physique, I'm not an opponent. Could it be... there will be another flame shock wave

Last time I circulated the hidden energy in my body 27 times, and the flame shock wave emitted is extremely powerful! But that move is also more harmful to the body. Although it is better than Shaoshang Sword Qi, it is still a move that attacks yourself first and then hurts the enemy. Therefore, I am still quite resistant to this type of move.

So I put away the wind and thunder fan, took out the dagger from the space ring, and rushed towards the dead fat man!

Although I am not necessarily an opponent in careful fighting, but fortunately my weapons are powerful, I will die if I touch them, and I will be injured if I get scratched, no matter how strong my defense is, it is useless! !