The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 280: Section 280 punctured

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I said to He Xue: "Well, you can find a place to live in Yining City for a few days first, and I will deal with the affairs of the capital as soon as possible, at most three days, I will go to you, maybe I can find something."

"Okay, then I'll wait for you in Yining City."

After hanging up the phone, the bitch asked, "Brother, what's the matter? The fat man's body was stolen?"

"Well, I'm also very confused about this question. What's the use of stealing the fat man's body?"

"Did you take it home to make braised pork?" The cheap man guessed.

"Stop talking nonsense. I'll have to wait until I go back to have a look at the specific situation. I'm afraid you will have a lot of trivial matters after you become the president, and you won't be able to get away. I'll just go back by myself when the time comes."

When I arrived at the Capital Railway Station, it was already ten o'clock in the middle of the night. I took a taxi and returned to the meeting point of the '18th National Congress' non-stop. When I arrived at the villa, I found that there were many people in the villa, cheering. President and celebrate! Seeing Mr. Xu walking over with a frown, I asked, "Mr. Xu, what's going on? Someone came back before us?"

"Well, it's only half an hour earlier than you."

The corners of my mouth curled up slightly: "Sure enough, it's exactly as I expected."

Mr. Xu asked in surprise: "What? You have expected it?" Soon, he also reacted, showing a look of sudden realization: "You mean...someone is playing tricks in the dark? That's right! It must be like this You are the best combination of Taoist priests I have ever seen, no one can complete the task faster than you, and the distance of the road is not much different, that is to say, they must have cheated! To complete the task so quickly!"

Mr. Xu was very angry. After all, he was the former president of the Taoist Association, and he didn't want to see such a dark campaign.

I said: "Old Xu, calm down, don't worry, I have a countermeasure."

Since the others were drinking and celebrating in front, so they didn't notice our side, Xu Lao asked, "What's the plan?"

"It's very simple, expose them! It's not bragging. Among ordinary people like them, among their age, there is no one who can surpass me in martial arts. There is no one who can surpass a cheap boy in Taoism. The reason why they can so quickly To complete the task, you must have received help from the outside world, so the way to expose them is very simple, find a few more ghost kings, let them perform live, how they sealed the ghost king in a short time!"

"Good idea." Xu Lao thought for a while, and then said worriedly: "What if they find excuses to shirk? For example, say that they are too tired and in poor health, so they can't show their strength again."

The bitch said seriously: "Don't worry, Mr. Xu, we won't let the island nation's plan succeed!"

"Island country? How did you get involved with the island country?" Elder Xu asked, frowning.

The cheap man said: "This matter is very complicated, and I will explain it to you slowly later. Even if he finds excuses to shirk, it is useless, because my senior brother has caught a ghost, and this ghost was sent by the island country master to disturb us. With these methods, this ghost will definitely tell the truth!"

Mr. Xu sighed secretly: "I'm old and I can't do what I want. I'll leave this matter to you."

The bitch nodded, picked up a wine glass next to him, walked up to the two winners in front and said, "Fellow Daoist, congratulations, you are really amazing! You were able to complete the task in such a short time! May I ask you to seal it?" Did the ghost king take three minutes? Or five minutes? In short, I am convinced that I can lose against an opponent like you! Come on, little brother toast you!"

Seeing that the cheap man is so polite, the other party also said politely: "Fellow Daoist, you are just a little bit later than us, so you can see that you are also very good!"

The bitch sighed: "We can't do it. We can't compare with you. We sealed the five ghost kings. It can be said that we tried our best to complete the task with injuries all over our body! On the other hand, fellow Taoists, you can seal the five ghost kings in a short time. Sealing the ghost king must not have taken much effort, right? And the two of you have rosy complexions, and you can tell that you are not injured at a glance! So, I just told my senior brother, why are you not convinced? The two tall, rich and handsome fellow Taoists are completely incomparable! We are too amateurs! So I am really convinced, come, come, to celebrate the two easily completing the task, I would like to toast you again!"

Elder Xu and I were standing not far away, we could hear the compliment from the bitch, Elder Xu asked in a low voice, "What is he doing?"

"It should be digging a language trap for the other party. Although he is usually stupid, he is actually shrewd."

Sure enough, the other party felt a little flustered when he heard the cheap man's compliment, but he still pretended to be modest and said: "Where is it? In fact, we still took a little effort to get rid of a few ghost kings."

"Ah! I really envy your strength, fellow daoists, why don't you show us your heroic appearance of sealing the ghost king in front of everyone? Anyway, you were not injured, and it only took a little effort to seal it. Ghost King! Showing your superb Taoism will also make fellow Taoists believe that you can lead the Taoism Association well!"

The slut's voice was loud, and the fellow daoists below began to boo: "Yes, fellow daoists, let's show it off! We are all curious!"

Their expressions suddenly changed: "This, this, I'm afraid it's inconvenient. I'm sick. I caught a cold on the train yesterday, and my old problem of rheumatism has recurred."

The bitch looked at the other guy and said, "This fellow Taoist also looks very bad. Could it be that your old problem, endometritis, is also committed?"

The man was worried that he couldn't think of a good excuse, when he heard what the bitch said, he quickly agreed: "Yes, yes!" Then he thought, something is wrong! How can a man get this disease! Then he quickly changed his words: "Ah, no, no..."

"Is that right?" the bitch asked urgently.

It was only then that the two realized that they had been tricked by the seemingly stupid man in front of them, and one of them asked with a cold face: "Fellow Daoist, are you deliberately making trouble?"

"How dare I!" The cheap man said innocently: "I just want to see the heroic appearance of the two fellow Taoists!"

The rest of the people started to boo and talk a lot. Seeing that the situation was out of control, the two guys hurriedly said in a low voice with the microphone: "Dear friends, Master often teaches us that Taoism is used to help the world and maintain the peace of yin and yang. Power, it is used to deal with ghosts, not to show off, we always remember Master's teachings, so sorry, we can't break our principles!"

Some of the 'Tuo' yelled loudly, supporting them forever, the bitch took out two porcelain bottles and said: "Inside are the five ghost kings I sealed, and I have already severely injured them, in this case, even if the two A fellow daoist has made an old mistake, so he can easily re-seal the five seriously injured ghost kings, right?" With that said, the bitch opened a bottle cap, aimed at the two, then took out the universe mirror, pressed the mirror on the base of the bottle, Three beams of light shot out from the porcelain bottle and shot at the two of them!

"Baga!" One of them was so angry that he blurted out an island dialect.

The cheap man laughed: "Baga? What do good Chinese speak the island language?" Then, it commanded the five ghost kings and said: "Now I will give you a way to survive and attack these two people. If it satisfies me, I will start from here." Treat you lightly, if you have not harmed anyone, I can let you go directly!"

The ghost kings are well aware of the strength of the slut, seeing that I am also below, without saying a word, they rushed to the two people who are at the top of the slut!

However... liars are liars, their strength is so weak that they can't even beat the five wounded ghost kings! Anyone with a discerning eye could see that they were in a hurry and flustered when using Taoism. They didn't look like the techniques and mentality that a master should have. The two guys were quickly caught by the ghost king!

The bitch turned around and said to everyone: "Everyone, don't blame me for being reckless, I just wanted to expose them. From the way they subdued the ghost king just now, it can be seen that this kind of thing can't even beat a ghost king, so what? Maybe seal several ghost kings in a short time?"

"We were lied to!"

"I've said it a long time ago, these two little-known guys have never seen it before, how can they have such a strong power?"

"That's right, I participated in the mission code-named 'Ultimate Magic' last time, and I saw the strength of Yang Jiannan and his senior brother with my own eyes! They are stronger than our former president Xu, tsk tsk... Let me just say, these two The guy I don't know is the first to complete the task, there must be a ghost!"

Suddenly, I felt a shadow jump out from the courtyard wall! I said to Mr. Xu: "Mr. Xu, the situation has basically stabilized now. You can just say a few more words of justice. I want to leave first!"

"What's wrong?" Elder Xu asked.

"I just saw a sneaky person. I want to chase him out to have a look." As I said that, I rushed towards the wall, which was three meters high. !

Squatting on the fence, I found a white shadow running away under the moonlight at an extremely fast speed. It was a big white dog! Look at the shadow, it should be the 'inugami' of Abe Yoshiro! It's been in the yard all the time, and I didn't even notice it! But... it's here, where is Abe Yoshijo? And, why did it leave

Is it because the plan was exposed by us, and we felt that it was unnecessary to stay here, so we left

Or maybe, there is some other conspiracy, will they go to Xu's house to make trouble? Frowning slightly, I jumped back to the courtyard from the fence, walked up to Mr. Xu and said, "Mr. Xu, can you lend me a car? I'm worried that something will happen at home, so I have to go back immediately!"

Mr. Xu called a person from the Taoist Association and gave some instructions. Then the person took me to a car outside the courtyard and threw the key to me. After getting in the car, I drove the car quickly to a distance.