The slut led the Taoist friends to dance "Taoist Style", which caused the screams of all the women in the audience.
In short, the banquet was very lively. When the toast came to the gorilla's table, the gorilla said, "Come on, Xiaolong, sit down for a while, and I will interview you. How do you feel when you become a groom? Tell us about it."
I smiled: "What? You can't wait? You'll know if you try it yourself."
"Hurry up! If you don't tell me, I'll get you drunk!" the gorilla threatened.
I glanced at him: "Just your drinking capacity? Let's forget it."
Yu Zhiyuan said: "Xiaolong, tell me, we old bachelors are quite curious."
I thought about it, and organized my words: "If I want to talk about this feeling, it is of course very happy and happy to be able to marry the person I like. What's more, after getting married, I will face having a baby." In this society, girls are not easy to control, but boys, you have to buy a car and a house in the future, the pressure is too great, and there is the problem of early education. I heard that now when my wife is pregnant, when Dad has to sing to his wife's stomach every day, it's not good if he can't sing well, you say my pentameter is not... "
ten minutes later.
The gorilla said drowsily: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, it seems quite troublesome."
"I haven't finished talking yet, don't you want to hear it? I'll go on, I'll go on."
Jin Peng hurriedly said: "You should go to other places to toast the bar. If you talk a little longer, the three of us will not dare to get married, and we will be bachelors together."
After I took Xu Xiaoling away, Xu Xiaoling said with a smile: "You are so bad, you deliberately said those things to scare them."
"No way, what I said is the truth, but I want to interview you. Today you are officially married, how do you feel?"
"Me, I'm thinking about whether to have a baby in the future. Seeing what you said just now is scary, I'm afraid that being born will frighten you." Xu Xiaoling pursed her lips and smiled.
After a round of toasting, I finally returned to the gorilla table. I looked at Liu Mengyan and said, "Liu Mengyan, I have a question for you. If you can answer it, I can perfect the 'Dance of the Dragon'." disadvantages."
Liu Mengyan said coldly: "You are talking about the problem of condensing the ice wall in the space, right? This trick may not be suitable for you, because I have carefully observed your fighting style, and the energy you use is all accumulated In the body, when used, it is extracted from the body. And I am not, I use mental power to control the moisture in the air, and condense it into ice. My body does not consume too much energy. If you must learn, learn to sense first Fire element in the air."
"In the air, is there a fire element?"
"I'm not sure, but I've seen people with the fire movement secret technique condense flames in the air like me. How to do it, you have to understand it slowly."
The fire element in the air? Well, it seems that you have to comprehend it by yourself.
In the evening, after the banquet was over, I first found Patriarch Xu and gave him the interspatial ring. Afterwards, I found the slut, and I said, "Jiannan, you seem to be very busy recently. It seems that you will settle down in the capital in the future, right? I don't have time to find you. There are some things I wanted to give you a long time ago. , but I haven't spared the time, so I'll give it all to you while tonight."
The bitch scratched his ass and guessed: "Brother, you don't mean to give me a virgin, do you?"
I almost kicked him off the roof! Turn around and leave angrily! The bitch quickly admitted his mistake: "Brother, brother, don't go, I'm just joking, don't be angry."
I stopped, took out five exquisite thread-bound books from the space ring, handed them to him and said: "The real skills of our Niumen are divided into two types, one is Taoism, and the other is spells. I have already passed on the two books of this article to you, which are "Zhan Pian" and "Spells". ", "Blue Talisman Chapter", "Yellow Talisman Chapter", it is said that when you practice the highest level of "Golden Talisman Chapter", you can slay dragons!"
The bitch took out a toothpick out of nowhere, picked his teeth, and said with disbelief: "Slaying the dragon? Brother, this is too ridiculous, right? Have you ever seen a dragon?"
I have actually seen it! In the silver space ring! But I can't tell the cheap man this secret, so I said, "I've never seen a fox demon that can transform into a human before."
The bitch choked for a moment: "Then I don't believe it either. It's okay to kill a red-haired jerk, but to kill a dragon, a small piece of paper that big may not be enough to wipe a dragon's ass."
"Anyway, I also heard from my master that my master's talent is very high. When I was young, I killed corpse monsters by myself! But even a person with such talent as master can only draw purple talismans, not even silver talismans. I can’t draw it, and I am the same, so, you must not underestimate these five books of spells! In addition, you must keep them well, and don’t lose them, because the Niumen depends on them.”
"Brother, then I'll read two books first, and put the rest with you. I don't feel at ease if I don't carry such a valuable thing with me, and I'm afraid of losing it if I carry it with me. It would be great if I had a space ring like you. "The bitch said muttering.
I took out a ring: "The second thing I asked you for was to give you a space ring. The internal space of this ring is 1 cubic meter, which is enough for you to put a lot of spells, formation materials, and Chengying Sword, Qiankun Mirror, but you should know the truth that everyone is innocent and pregnant with a jade. I hope that you have a space ring and don't disclose it to anyone, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble. Those who use the space ring Be careful to hide it at all times, so as not to be discovered by others.”
"Brother, are you kidding me?" The bitch asked in disbelief.
"Do you think I'm joking?" I said, glancing at him.
"But brother, this is too precious, I can't bear it, it seems that Chen Haotian doesn't even have such a thing."
I said: "He doesn't have it, but his younger brother Chen Haozhe does. Brother Chen should have it too, but he was excluded in the family, and his younger brother always played bad tricks behind his back, so he didn't get the space ring. Leave him alone. Let’s talk about you first, you’d better hang this interspatial ring around your neck, besides, the interspatial ring needs spiritual power to activate, this book is for cultivating spiritual power.” I handed the book and the ring to the bitch, but still Before he touched it, I took it back.
The bitch asked bitterly: "Brother, are you kidding me? How are you going to live these days, hey hey..."
Looking at the book, I sighed slightly and said, "This is what Nianke gave me, and I can't give it to you directly. How about this, I will make a copy for you later, and you can take the interspatial ring first."
After handing over the interspatial ring to the cheap man, I turned around and walked towards Xu Xiaoling's villa.
…
Back at the villa, I sat on the bed, Xu Xiaoling gently squeezed my shoulders and asked, "Xiaolong, where did you go just now?"
"I went to find Jiannan, and passed on all the things of Niumen to him, and also gave him a space ring. From now on, Niumen will rely on him to carry forward." I said happily.
"Why does it seem like an account of the funeral?"
I turned around and said, "Ningrou, regarding the terminal illness, I told you before that the terminal illness will disappear after a year. I can't tell you too much about this matter, but I can reveal a little more information. For more than eight months, we will leave here to live in another place, and we may never come back in our lifetime, so I have arranged everything in advance, are you willing to come with me?"
"Of course, marry a chicken and follow a chicken, marry a dog, we will go wherever you say."
I curled my lips: "Why do you marry a chicken and follow a chicken, marry a dog and follow a dog?"
Xu Xiaoling smiled and said, "That's just a metaphor, husband, are you tired today? Let's go to bed earlier, shall we?"
"Don't call me husband, I'm not used to it, call me Xiaolong, and give me a shoulder squeeze, I haven't enjoyed enough yet, don't sleep."
Xu Xiaoling pinched me gently again, I suddenly remembered something, and asked: "Ningrou, didn't you say you want to practice martial arts a while ago? I didn't see you getting up early to exercise, why? You don't want to practice anymore?"
Xu Xiaoling smiled mysteriously: "Who said that you must get up early to practice martial arts? I'm already practicing, but it's kept secret for now, and I can't tell you the details, just like you can't tell me where I'm going after eight months."
I pretended to be angry and said, "You compare with me? I don't say it's for your own good. Besides, won't you know after eight months?"
"Honey, I'm doing it for your own good, and you'll know when the time comes." Xu Xiaoling imitated my tone and said.
I rubbed my forehead: "You don't practice bragging skills, do you? Don't talk about it, let's keep you mysterious for a few more days..."
…
We stayed at Xu's house for three days before our family left and returned to Qiling City.
Patriarch Xu has already started to deal with the matter on the island country. Now the island country has no masters. I have killed Abe Yoshiro, Kabuki, and fat sumo wrestlers who can be ranked first, so they can’t get angry. The head of Shang Xu's family had a tough attitude, and the island country had to agree to find an excuse to kill all members of the Abe family.
After I learned about this incident, the island country had exterminated the Abe family. It was indeed cruel to do so, but I didn’t say anything. If the family was not exterminated, maybe they would come to trouble me later. Home, can they have a good life? The Abe family has no brains, so before offending the Xu family, they should have prepared for the worst, but the plan failed and the whole family was wiped out!
Now I am clean, all my enemies are gone, and it seems that the next eight months can be passed in peace and stability.
However, things in the world often backfire. Just when I wanted to sell my car and house, and buy a boat to take my family around the world, the cheap man suddenly called and said that he found traces of old photos in Yuxing City, and asked me to go there with them deal with.
The old photos have been missing for half a year, and they reappeared at this time...