The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 34: Section 034 The ultimate slut

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Not long after, my mother led Wang Shan back, and my father saw that I was fine, so he had already rushed back to work.

Xu Xiaoling said to his mother: "Auntie, you haven't slept all night, go back and rest quickly, as long as I take care of Xiaolong here."

My mother didn't refuse, she gave me a wink, and then retreated.

I said to Xu Xiaoling: "Sister Xiaoling, there are three things waiting for me to do now."

Xu Xiaoling said unhappily: "Are you going to take the risk of fighting ghosts? Tell you, no! Just lie here obediently and don't go anywhere!"

I choked for a moment, and said with a little confidence: "Well, actually, the first thing is, I want you to help me get up, I'm going to the bathroom."

Xu Xiaoling helped me up with a reddish face. Although it was not the first time I had been in close contact with her, the fragrance on her body still made me feel refreshed.

Coming out of the bathroom comfortably, I looked at Wang Shan and said, "Second thing, Qianqian, where is the person who was hit by the chair? I'm going to visit him."

"It's on the third floor. I went there once in the morning. The brother's head was wrapped in a bandage, but luckily he just had a slight concussion. Let's go, Brother Xiaolong, I'll take you to see it."

I nodded and said, "Miss Xiaoling, take the hilt of the sword in the drawer."

Xu Xiaoling had observed the Chengying Sword carefully before, and she said that if she read it correctly, it should be an antique from the Western Zhou Dynasty. Unfortunately, this sword only has a hilt, but no blade body. In terms of collection, its value will be greatly reduced , but if you meet someone who knows the goods, this is a priceless treasure. In addition, it is a weapon for subjugating demons, so you must keep it well and try to keep the sword close to your body.

When I came to a general ward on the third floor, I saw that there were four beds in the room, and patients were lying on two beds, one of which was an old man with gray hair, and the other was a young man with gauze wrapped around his head. It looks familiar, but I can't remember where I saw it for a while.

After the young man saw me, he was very emotional: "Huh? Brother, your crew is here for filming at the hospital? Is the buddy who did the magic trick last time here?"

Wo trough? I remembered! Isn't this the top guy from last time? I was speechless and asked, "You were the one who got smashed last night?"

"Yeah, yesterday was too much to remember, let's forget about it, big brother, do you want a trick for your crew? Take me one! Huh? What did the big sister behind you do? There is a blood bag stuck in her stomach ?”

This person can actually see the bleeding sister! Too strange! His eyes are not "dark eyes". Like normal people, his pupils are black, but he can see ghosts, and he can't tell whether what he sees is a human or a ghost. This is too unscientific. Could it be that he Is it stupid

With doubts, I smiled, sat by his bed and said, "I didn't know your name last time when I was in a hurry."

"My name is Yang Jiannan, brother, you can call me Jiannan."

"Well, bitch, do you have a mobile phone? Give me the number, and we can get in touch later."

Yang Jiannan hurriedly took out his most beloved Nokia Friends 1100, and exchanged mobile numbers with me.

I chatted with him a few more words, then went back to my ward, and Wang Shan had already been picked up by her mother for dinner.

There were only two of us in the room, Xu Xiaoling asked, "Xiaolong, what is the third thing?"

While admiring the scenery outside the window, I said: "According to the surveillance video, those two doctors were likely to be fired from the hospital last night, but they were in a ghostly situation at the time, so I have to go and explain to the dean, otherwise it will be tantamount to Indirectly ruined the future of the two young doctors."

Xu Xiaoling said gently: "Xiaolong, you are really more mature and have considered things so thoroughly, but how are you going to convince the dean?"

"Simply showing off is enough. Unfortunately, I don't have any charms now, but I don't want to use the Shadow Bearing Sword, so let's wait for Murong Daiyu to come back and ask her to bring some charms from home."

"A spell? I have it. You left it to me last time." As he spoke, Xu Xiaoling took out his wallet, opened the hidden compartment, and took out a Yang Talisman from inside.

I wanted to cry but said without tears: "Sister, why didn't you take it out sooner? If you take it out earlier, I won't have to break my ribs three times in a row!"

"Who told you that you never told me about ghosts, how did I know you needed this spell?"

"I won't say it because I don't want you to be afraid."

"Okay, I'm sorry, I borrowed this talisman from you, remember to return it in the future." Xu Xiaoling joked.

"Okay, it's okay to pay you back a hundred."

"Poor, go to the dean, I'll wait for you to come back and have dinner together."

I took the talisman and walked out happily. After inquiring all the way, I came to the dean's office, and the bloody elder sister followed. It seemed that she was ordered by the heroine. Wherever I go, she will follow.

The door of the dean's office was open, and there was an old man in a white coat writing something inside. I politely knocked on the door a few times, and he said without looking up: "Come in."

When I walked in, he still didn't look up and said, "Sit."

After about three minutes, he put down the pen in his hand, took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes, then looked at me and said, "I've been waiting for a long time, what can I do?"

"It's like this." I sorted out my thoughts and said, "I'm the patient who was beaten up by the doctor last night. I came here today to clarify that it's not the fault of those two doctors. They couldn't help themselves."

"Oh? Could it be that they gave you money? Asked you to come and say something nice?" the dean asked seriously.

I shook my head and said: "To tell you the truth, I was fighting some evil spirits last night, but two doctors broke in, so they were possessed by ghosts, so there was a scene of fighting with me in the corridor, I hope you don't publicize this matter, I can bear the medical expenses myself, I don't want to wrong good people."

"A ghost upper body?" The old dean frowned and said, "I've seen supernatural things, but I haven't seen a ghost upper body, and you just said that you were fighting with an evil ghost last night?"

"Yes, I'm a Taoist priest, please look at it, Dean." As I said that, I took out the talisman and ignited it with a whoosh, which convinced the old dean to believe me. He said that he would not fire the two doctors, This time my medical expenses were still borne by the hospital, and he also left my mobile phone number, saying that if he encountered some supernatural events in the future, he would trouble me, and I readily agreed.

three days later.

After taking the medicine brought back by the heroine, my illness has recovered to a seven or eight percent degree. I really don't understand, my bones are broken, how can I heal in just a few days

Wang Shan has been discharged from the hospital. Her father knew something vaguely and expressed his gratitude to me. He has already taken away my household registration booklet and said that he will change his surname back in the next few days, so I don’t have to worry about it anymore. up.

And that superb man... say Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will be there.

The top-quality man walked in with gauze wrapped around his head, a gray suit and a pair of non-mainstream underpants, and he greeted enthusiastically: "Brother, how are you feeling today?"

"Not bad. What about you?"

"I'm also in good shape, mainly because when I was young, I practiced iron head kungfu with an old man. He jumped headfirst from the sixth floor, and nothing happened after he got down. He asked me to try it too, and practiced like this. It was very cool, but I didn't dare to start from the sixth floor, I jumped from the second floor, and my neck almost broke on the spot!"

I'm speechless, from the description, the old man must be a 'jumping ghost', this B is too 2, you believe what people say, you deserve it if you fall to death.

I was afraid that if I continued to communicate with him, I would become crazy, so I changed the subject and asked, "Here, bitch, where did you go to college?"

Yang Jiannan played with the hem of his clothes and said shyly, "I haven't been to college."

I was immediately stunned, and scolded angrily: "Damn! Can't you speak well? Why are you playing with the corners of your clothes? You don't know how shirtless you look in a suit." Shocking?!"

Yang Jiannan wasn't angry either, instead he said with a smile: "Brother, well, I'll just make a joke and have fun."

Although we haven't had much contact these days, I know that he has a very good temper and gets along well with me, so although I didn't speak very well just now, I actually regarded him as a good friend.

Sitting on another bed, Yang Jiannan said: "When I was in the third grade of elementary school, my family sent me to a mental hospital. They said that I talked to myself in the air, and I had schizophrenia. Once I lived in a mental hospital, I would suffer from depression. A few years ago, when we met a while ago, I had just been discharged from the hospital, and now I have no job, and my parents don't want to take care of me, what do you think I should do, brother? Please let me join the crew!"

It turns out that the cheap man grew up in a mental hospital, and his education level is not high. No wonder he can't distinguish between people and ghosts, and his eyes are born to see ghosts. The Taoist priest is still full of yang, he has no job now, can I recruit him to help me? Anyway, the heroine is about to leave, and it's time for me to think about my team.

Thinking of this, I said seriously: "Bitch man, in this case, you can work for me in the future, and I will pay you a fixed salary every month, um... I will give you a monthly salary of 3,000 for the time being, how about it?"

Yang Jiannan was full of excitement: "Brother, you are my real brother! If you hadn't taken me in, I would have gone out to work as a waiter. It's only a thousand yuan a month, and I still have to follow my brother to develop! But brother, I need What kind of work? Professional walk-on?"

I said earnestly: "Bitch, there are people and ghosts in this world..." Then, I explained to him the difference between humans and ghosts.

However, because the cultural level of the bitch is too low, and his brain is not very bright, after I talked to him for three hours, he gave me a contemptuous look and said, "Brother, I didn't say you, your language skills are also poor. It's too bad, you just say that the ones that are floating, covered in blood, and the ones with rotten faces are ghosts, so I understand."

I collapsed, is this guy sent by God to punish me