The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 35: Section 035 Horror movie? Comedy

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In order to let the bitch understand the difference between ghosts and humans more deeply, I specially moved the DVD player at home and rented a lot of ghost movies for him to watch, but this stupid B can watch ghost movies and laugh out loud , I am very speechless, do you think this is a sketch? Why didn't I find it funny

So the cheap guy became a regular visitor here, coming to report at 7 o'clock every morning, except for the meal time, he kept watching horror movies, smiling so happily that he almost smoked without laughing once.

My rib injury has healed without any sequelae. When I asked the heroine where the medicine came from, she replied: "Try not to get hurt in the future, so I don't need to take medicine, and don't ask about the rest. .”

The bitch's parents only came to visit him once, and their attitude was not very good. They didn't seem to care about the bitch's life at all. His parents are employees of a state-owned enterprise. The attitude is very cold.

The cheap man has no eyesight. Every day when Xu Xiaoling came to visit me, he still watched ghost movies like no one else, laughing loudly. In desperation, I had to lead Xu Xiaoling downstairs for 'refuge'.

We sat on the bench downstairs, Xu Xiaoling asked: "When are you going to be discharged from the hospital? Also, I have already checked the things you asked me to check."

"Oh really?"

"Well, you asked me to help you find a commercial house, not too conspicuous, closer to your home, with cheaper rent. I found it. There is a second-floor commercial house for rent on the street behind the museum. Well, 35,000 per year. But I suggest you buy it directly. I don’t know why, he sells it very cheaply, only 650,000. According to normal circumstances, the double-storey commercial housing there costs more than one million.” Xu Xiaoling is careful analysis.

Xu Xiaoling knew that I had several million rewards, but I hadn't gone to get them yet. The total reward was three million, of which one million was formal reward, and the other two million was hush money. At that time, this business was introduced by Cheng Dong. , According to the 28 points account, 200,000 of the formal remuneration of 1 million should be distributed to him. As for the hush money, it was sealed by me, so there is no need to distribute it to him. Besides, 200,000 is already a lot, and I have to pay for the rest Use it to do good deeds.

I chuckled and analyzed: "In my opinion, there are two possibilities for why the house is so cheap. First, the person who sold the house is a liar who wants nothing to do with it. Second, the house is haunted. Get rid of it before the news spreads, otherwise, when everyone knows about it, no one will dare to take it even if it is only sold for 100,000, in my opinion, the second possibility is more likely~"

"Well, that's what I thought too, so I went around to inquire about it during the day, and there were indeed some supernatural rumors, saying that the commercial house was clearly locked, but at night there would be sounds of men and women arguing, very weird. "Xu Xiaoling has been in contact with me a lot, and he is not so afraid when talking about ghosts and gods.

I took out my phone to check the time, and found that it was half past six, so I said, "Miss Xiaoling, wait for me here, I'll go back and change, and then I'll take you home."

Xu Xiaoling nodded, I ran all the way back to the ward, changed my clothes, told the bitch that I would go out for a while, and ran back downstairs.

After taking the bus with Xu Xiaoling for an hour, they came to the community where she rented. Standing downstairs, Xu Xiaoling said, "Go up and sit for a while."

I nodded, followed her upstairs, sat on the sofa, and watched her go to the kitchen to make tea. I rolled my eyes, and suddenly clutched my chest and said, "Oh, what a pity, my ribs are broken again, I can't move anymore, it looks like I can't leave tonight."

Xu Xiaoling came in with a cup of tea and glared at me: "What are you doing? Want to play hooligans? How about I call my aunt and ask her to pick you up?"

We chatted and laughed for a while, and after drinking a cup of tea, I stood up: "Sister Xiaoling, it's late, I should go back, I will go to the museum to find you at noon tomorrow, and then let's go and see the house, I will consider whether to buy it or not." rent."

"Well, then you pay attention to safety."

"Don't worry, I can hit five with one now." I smiled, opened the door and walked out.

This time, just to catch the last bus.

I got on the legendary last train and found that there were very few people. I only counted three, but I can be sure that the other two were all human. After all, the so-called last train was just a ghost story.

Back in the ward, I found that Yang Jiannan was still watching ghost movies, covering his mouth and enjoying himself. I ignored him, but called Xu Xiaoling, told her that I arrived at the hospital safely, and asked her to rest early.

The next day, I got up early, the injury had healed, and I took lead weights for daily training, but it was not convenient to draw symbols in the hospital, so my training items were only running and meditation.

I asked the female hero about internal strength, and she didn't know how to cultivate it. It seems that I have to ask the old liar about this question. I plan to draw a communication symbol in the next few days and contact the old liar.

I obviously feel that the internal force and hidden energy in my body are more than before. Now I can control the hidden energy to ignite a flame in the palm of my hand. It is very fun, but the damage is limited, and it seems that it is not necessary for fighting.

I greeted the bitch and asked him to continue watching ghost movies in my ward. I dressed up and came to Huaxia Group. Of course, Sister Bleeding followed me silently.

I called Chen Jianmin last night, and he said that it would be fine for me to come here today, so he called Chen Jianmin, and he asked me to go to the meeting room on the twelfth floor.

After we met, he didn't bother, handed me a bank card and said: "There are three million in it, and the password is six zeros. This is your reward and hush money. Since you did a good job this time, the family will give you money." I have benefited a lot. If you need any help in the future, just ask. There is also the slaughterhouse. I have already contacted you. When you want to go, just call this number and mention my name. It's all right." Then, he handed me another piece of paper with a mobile phone number written on it.

"Thank you." I said, taking the bank card and the note.

"You're welcome, I still have a meeting to attend, so I won't accompany you, let's talk another day, call if you need something." Chen Jianmin shook his phone and said.

After leaving the Huaxia Group, I said to the bleeding elder sister behind me: "Elder sister, I will take out the money later and give you the money I owe you."

The eldest sister asked gloomily, "Can you remit the money for me~~"

I took out 13,000 yuan and came to the Postal Savings Bank according to the elder sister's instructions. She told me the card number and the name of the account holder. I asked curiously, "Eldest sister, who are you sending money to?"

"My mother~~" Sister Bleeding said grimly.

After remitting the money, the bleeding sister said that she would leave for a few days, but she would come back in a few days. I said you can just go to my house and find me after you come back.

I looked at the time, it was only 9:30, I withdrew another 20,000 yuan, returned home, gave the money to my mother, said that it was given by Huaxia Group, and it was settled on a monthly basis, and I also subsidized 10,000 yuan Dollars for medical bills.

Back in the room, I found Murong Daiyu standing in front of the window. I greeted her, told her about buying a house, and asked for her advice, but she said: "You have grown up, you can decide for yourself." , just remember to do more good deeds in the future.”

I nodded and said solemnly: "Don't worry, woman, I won't let you down. I will go through the discharge procedures in the afternoon, and start drawing communication symbols tomorrow morning. I will try to let you go to the netherworld as soon as possible. After you reincarnate, I will to visit you."

After finishing speaking, I took the little Niu Tear left, five Yin Talismans, and five Qing Xin Talismans and left. Of course, the Chengying Sword was always pinned to the waistband of my trousers. In fact, I want to bring the fan of Niu A, but General Long Chen hasn't come yet, I don't know how to use the fan, and under normal circumstances, the Chengying Sword can completely deal with most ghosts, so I am not in a hurry to use it fan.

When I came to the entrance of the museum, I took out my mobile phone and found that it was time to get off work in a few minutes, so I called Xu Xiaoling and Cheng Dong respectively and told them that I was at the entrance.

Xu Xiaoling came out soon, and after a while, Cheng Dong also came out with a woman. I have met this woman and she also works in the museum. Cheng Dong gave up on Xu Xiaoling very early on, and visited the hospital a few days ago passed me twice.

I smiled and said, "Dongzi, it's very sweet."

"Brother Xiaolong laughed, how is your recovery?"

"It's not bad. I'm here to give you money today. Of course, I'll treat you to a meal by the way. By the way, Dongzi, do you have a bank card from XX Bank? I'll transfer the money to you directly."

Cheng Dong was about to burst into laughter, but he still pretended not to care and said, "No hurry, no hurry, let's talk after dinner."

Cheng Dong's new girlfriend was very curious about the comparison, and asked me: "Cousin, when did you manage Dongzi to borrow money..."

In fact, I am well-known in the museum, because Xu Xiaoling has a mysterious identity, is beautiful, gentle, and popular, so I have attracted everyone's attention, and my "cousin" has become a topic of discussion among them.

After lunch, a group of us came to the bank, Cheng Dong took advantage of his girlfriend's inattention, and said in a low voice: "Brother Xiaolong, several clients came to me recently, but because of your injuries, I pushed them away. "

"My injury has almost recovered, and I can accept business. You first record the customer information, tell them, and help them solve it in the next two days." I also whispered.

Transferring 200,000 yuan to Cheng Dong, he was also very happy, saying: "Brother Xiaolong, it's so promising to hang out with you, I even want to quit my job in the museum."

I said, don't think so. There are so many supernatural events in the world. When you can't find a client in the future, you will cry. It's better to have a stable job.

After transferring the account, Cheng Dong took his girlfriend away, and Xu Xiaoling joked: "Xiaolong, you became a millionaire in a blink of an eye. For the sake of my sister's kindness to you, shouldn't I share it with me?"