Just when I was wondering, the bitch said: "Brother, could it be that the corpse felt uncomfortable on the left side, so it took a position by itself and ran to the right side? This is human nature, we should understand. "
Understand your grandma! Show me a location after you die? ! But the bitch reminded me, I asked Boss Shi: "Is there any trace of the grave being dug up?"
Boss Shi said: "My family visits the tomb every year during the Ching Ming Festival, and I haven't seen anything weird."
"Boss Shi, in order to save land resources, the state requires cremation after death. Why didn't you have cremation back then? If you had cremation, you wouldn't have these troubles."
Boss Shi poured us a cup of tea and said, "It was the Feng Shui master who taught me to do this. He said that if cremated, the tomb would be useless. I also tried to contact the Feng Shui master a few days ago, but it didn't work." I couldn't find him, and then I suddenly remembered that Lao Qian had mentioned you to me last time, so I found you."
I frowned slightly and said, "Boss Shi, where is your mother's body? I suspect her body will undergo a deadly change."
"What does corpse change mean?" Boss Shi asked.
"It's a fake corpse. It will jump up and bite people like a beast. Have you seen any zombie movies? It's similar to that."
Boss Shi didn't seem to believe me, so he lit a cigarette and said, "No way, Xiaolong, what you said is too preposterous. This is not making a movie. Everyone is dead, so how can you still jump up?"
"Boss Shi, I didn't lie to you. There is a ghost in your room right now. Do you want to see her? I have a way to let you see her." The ghost I am talking about is the bleeding sister who has been following me.
Unexpectedly, Boss Shi was intimidated by me, he kept looking around and asked, "Is there really a ghost?"
"Of course, don't worry, I'm here, it's fine." As I said that, I took out a Yin Talisman, ignited it out of thin air, and extinguished the two yang fires on Boss Shi's shoulders, then pointed to the bleeding sister in the corner and said: "Shi Boss, please look over there."
This guy almost peed out of fear, an old man is so timid, I hurriedly took out another Yang Talisman and ignited the Yang fire on his shoulders.
He could no longer see the ghost, but he still looked at the corner in horror and said, "Xiaolong, please take this ghost away."
"No." I mean, Big Sister Bleeding is my helper, how can I invite her away
Boss Shi said: "50,000! Xiaolong, please take this ghost away, and I will pay an extra 50,000 commission!"
Wo trough? ! Earned an extra 50,000 so easily? For a rich man like him, if he doesn't kill him, he won't kill him. I said sternly, "Don't worry, Boss Shi, I will definitely take this ghost away, and she will never dare to come out to make trouble with me."
Sister Bleeding stood in the corner and stretched out three fingers, which meant that she would have 3% of the 50,000 yuan.
This poor ghost... wants money when he sees it, but this time I can earn 50,000 yuan, thanks to her, so just give it, so I nodded to the eldest sister secretly, and the bitch looked at the relationship between me and the eldest sister suspiciously. Just as I was about to ask, I quickly took out two hundred dollars from my pocket and said, "Jiannan, when we came in just now, didn't we see a fruit shop? Go and buy two durians to eat." .”
"Thank you, brother!" The bitch took two hundred dollars and ran out bouncingly, muttering in a low voice while running: "I'm so stupid, I earned another two hundred dollars..."
After sending the bitch away, I asked, "Boss Shi, where are your parents' corpses? I'm going to have a look."
"My father's body was in the mortuary at the hospital, and my mother's body was buried in the grave. She had been dead for five years and her body hadn't decomposed. I didn't want it to get out, so I buried it again. "
"Then let's go and have a look."
Boss Shi looked at his watch and said, "There's no rush. My son and daughter are coming back today, and they should be home soon. Let's have lunch together. I'll take you there after dinner."
I took out my phone and looked at it. It is 10:30 in the morning. It’s okay. It’s just noon after lunch. If there is something really wrong with the corpse, I can use the strong sunlight to wipe it out.
About an hour later, Boss Shi's son and daughter came back. Not to mention, although Boss Shi is fat and fat, his son and daughter are quite beautiful and good-looking. His daughter is like a bitch. , clutching the phone and not letting go, it's just that the bitch is sending messages, and she is playing QQ.
Boss Shi is really rich, his son and daughter are holding the latest ifuck4, it is said that one piece is 5,000 yuan, we can't afford it.
Boss Shi gave a brief introduction. His son's name is Shi Aolong, and his daughter's name is Shi Aofeng.
Shi Aolong is more talkative, although there is a character in his name, he is very peaceful. As for Shi Aofeng, he seldom speaks, and his eyes are full of arrogance, as if he looks down on me and the bitch.
We had a meal at a luxury hotel at noon. After the meal, Boss Shi took us to the cemetery. I looked around and saw that it was a wasteland covered with grass. I didn’t see anything special about it. I don't know how to look at the Feng Shui pattern, and there seems to be nothing unusual here. I looked at the bitch and asked, "Jiannan, do you see anything unusual?"
"It's about the same as other tombs, not even half a ghost."
I looked at Sister Bleeding again, and Sister Bleeding said grimly, "There is Yin Qi."
Of course there is Yin Qi, everyone on the earth knows it, so do you need to say it? If there is no yin energy, the corpse would have rotted long ago. I said to Boss Shi: "If you only look at the appearance, there is nothing abnormal. I hope the coffin can be opened as soon as possible so that I can see the corpse before I can make a judgment."
"No problem." Boss Shi took out his phone and said, "I'll call someone over now."
I didn't stop him, so just scream, it doesn't matter even if the corpse turns into a zombie, it's not that bad even if a person who has been dead for a few years turns into a zombie.
Boss Shi was very efficient in his work. After more than half an hour after making the phone call, a team of people and an excavator came, including a machine and a shovel. After digging for more than ten minutes, the coffin was seen. The yin qi radiated out, making the yang fire of those workers tremble a few times.
After cleaning for more than two hours, a big pit measuring three meters by three meters was dug, and it was all right. Boss Shi paid the money and let the engineering team go.
The bastard and I jumped down the big pit, each of us stuck two yang charms on our bodies, lifted the coffin nails, and the two of us lifted the coffin lid.
A cloud of yin came to my face, I held my breath, the eldest sister quickly took away the yin, we looked into the coffin, and found the corpse of an old lady lying inside, wearing a Tang suit, with her hands on her stomach , without any signs of decay, just like an old man lying there sleeping, but she has a strong Yin Qi.
"Grandma!" Shi Aolong and Shi Aofeng exclaimed and were about to jump off.
I hurriedly stopped and said, "Don't come down! It's dangerous!"
"Stop bluffing people, what's the danger?" Shi Aofeng didn't listen to my advice, and jumped down. The yin energy in the pit invaded her body in an instant, and the yang fire on her body was erratic. It was about to be completely blown out, so I quickly took off a yang talisman on my shoulder, quickly ignited it, and circled it around Shi Aofeng's head to ensure that the yang fire on her head would not be extinguished.
And she had already passed out, so I said to Boss Shi and Shi Aolong above: "Pull her up quickly."
They hurriedly pulled Shi Aofeng up and shook her for a long time before shaking her awake. Boss Shi heaved a sigh of relief and stood by the pit and asked, "Xiaolong, why did this happen? When we opened the coffin a few days ago, there was no Encountered such a thing."
I shook my head and said, "I don't know, but what is certain is that this corpse will change sooner or later."
"Then what should we do?"
I stretched out my finger and said, "Now there are two methods. First, get some gasoline and burn the corpse; second, drive nails into its cerebellum. Once the cerebellum is destroyed, the corpse will not be able to jump."
"Put a nail into the head?" Boss Shi asked, "Isn't it all about sticking a charm on the corpse in the movie?"
I said embarrassingly: "That kind of spell does exist, but I don't know how to draw it. The safest way is to burn the corpse."
Boss Shi said: "It doesn't matter even if the corpse changes, right? The coffin is buried more than one meter deep in the ground, and there are nails on the coffin, so it is impossible for her to break open the coffin and break through the soil layer to jump out."
"It's hard to say, Boss Shi, if you really don't want to burn the body, you can only drive a few nails into the back of her head."
"That's not acceptable. Putting nails on the corpse after death is a blasphemy to my mother. Xiaolong, you should think of another way."
What else can I do? It doesn't work either by burning it or by nailing it. You know, if the corpse really turns into a dead body, it might jump out with incredible strength. It's not heavy, but why is there so much Yin Qi on the corpse? It stands to reason that this corpse should rot normally.
Also, why did the corpse that was originally buried on the right come to the left
I thought about it for a while, and said, "Then at noon tomorrow, the corpse will be exposed to the sun to dispel the Yin Qi, and then I will find a way to draw a spell to prevent her corpse from changing, and then I can bury her."
Boss Shi said approvingly: "This is fine, let's do it like this!"
After we buried the tomb, it was past seven in the evening. We went back to Boss Shi’s villa and took a shower. Things are relatively complete, including the complete collection of spells.
I found the 'Suppressing Corpse Talisman', but this thing is more difficult to draw, and the order of writing is very complicated. When I was researching, the cheap man came over with a durian in his arms, and asked with a cheap face: "Brother, look Where is the yellow book?"
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