I shook "The Encyclopedia of Talismans" to the bitch and said, "I'm studying the spells. You can either eat durian here quietly, or go back upstairs and don't disturb me."
The bitch cut open the durian and said, "Brother, I want to visit my cousin after I finish my work tomorrow."
"OK."
The bitch came over, looked at the talisman on the book and asked, "Brother, is this the corpse suppressing talisman you mentioned? It seems to be different from the Yang talisman." The bitch took out a yang talisman from his pocket, Compare it.
I explained: "The strokes of the Yang Fu are simple and easy to activate. It is one of the most basic Taoist spells. This 'Suppressing Corpse Talisman' is not only complicated in the order of writing, but also very cumbersome to activate. It is an intermediate spell. It’s not easy to draw such a thing.”
"Brother, I believe in your strength! Don't be so nervous, take a bite of durian and relax!" The cheap man held a lump of durian and handed it over.
My head shook like a rattle: "No, no, you can eat it yourself, but I have a small suggestion, you know I don't like the taste of durian, can you eat it over there?"
After studying for half a night, I tried to draw symbols thirty-five times, all of which ended in failure.
At about ten o'clock the next morning, Boss Shi drove us to the cemetery. Today was a terrible day. Yin Qi had already been emitted through the ground. The area about three meters around the tombstone was filled with a faint Yin Qi. There is definitely a big problem with the corpse! The yin energy was not so strong yesterday, and after only one night, earth-shaking changes have taken place!
Seeing me staring at the tombstone with a solemn expression, Boss Shi asked, "What's wrong? Xiaolong."
I said in a deep voice: "Boss Shi, there is something wrong with the cemetery again. According to your description, no one fainted or felt unwell on the day the coffin was just opened. This proves that although there is Yin energy in the coffin, it is pitifully small." , not enough to affect people, but yesterday, there was a lot of yin in the coffin, as you can see, Miss Shi passed out as soon as she jumped down. Today's yin is stronger than yesterday, if you don't believe me, go to the tombstone and try , must feel cold all over."
Boss Shi didn't seem to believe it. He looked at the sun in the sky, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and walked towards the tombstone.
But as soon as he walked into the area shrouded in yin, he couldn't help shivering, hurried back, touched the goosebumps on his body and said: "It's really fucking crazy, the temperature is more than 20 degrees today, why? Will it be so cold? Xiaolong, you must hurry up and solve the problem, my father's body is still in the morgue, and we must hurry up and bury it."
I'm speechless, you really don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk, you don't let it burn, you don't let you use nails, and you let me solve it quickly, do you think I'm a god? No way, who calls someone an employer? We must obey the employer's wishes. It seems that we can only follow the original plan. Let's dig, move the old lady's body out, let her bask in the sun, and promote calcium absorption. You must know that it is precisely because of calcium deficiency that the elderly will cause Osteoporosis…
At my request, Boss Shi found an excavator and a crane. After working for more than an hour, the coffin was hoisted out. Those yin qi were forced into the coffin and dared not come out.
The leader of the construction team asked: "Boss Shi, what's wrong with this coffin? It has been dug out frequently in recent days."
Boss Shi replied a few words unwillingly, paid the money, and sent those people away. The bitch and I opened the coffin.
The old lady was surrounded by yin energy. It stands to reason that the yin energy should have already entered her brain and caused a corpse change, but she was still lying obediently in the coffin, which made me a little puzzled.
The yang qi at noon is really not covered, and within a short while, the yin qi on the old lady's body will be dispelled. This will effectively prevent the old lady from turning into a dead body. Give me a few days to draw the corpse-preventing talisman , put it on her forehead, and she will never be able to dance again!
After letting the corpse bask in the sun for two hours, the yin energy almost disappeared. Boss Shi called the construction team again, put the coffin back with a crane, and filled up the big pit.
Although the old lady has a lot of yin energy, she is unconscious, so she can't control the yin energy. Although the elder sister's yin energy is not as good as the old lady's, she knows how to control the yin energy, so even under the strong sunlight, she It won't dissipate, but her strength will be suppressed, and her Yin Qi attack has no effect.
After the big pit was buried, I told Boss Shi that I would go to the city and go back later.
Because the bitch said he was going to see his cousin, I was afraid he would get lost, so I had no choice but to go with him, besides, I also wanted to visit Xiaohui, and we would talk on the phone occasionally, since we all came to Qingtian City , it doesn't seem good not to take a look.
Today is Saturday, the one on the bus was crowded and sat for more than an hour. After getting off the bus, I saw a cheap male cousin who came to pick us up from the station. He was called Chen Nuo. He took us to a high-end restaurant. There is also Chen Nuo's friend, Lin Mo, both of whom are in their second year of high school this year. Since they are about the same age, and their personalities are more cheerful, their conversations are more interesting, and they quickly get along with each other.
Entering the private room, Chen Nuo laughed and said, "Cousin, we haven't seen each other for so many years, we must drink something today! Waiter, bring us a bottle of 1982..."
1982's ? Lafite? I heard that a bottle costs tens of thousands. Could it be that the cheap man's cousin is very rich? Just when I was thinking of this, I heard Chen Nuo continue to say: "Qingdao in 1982, you want Qingdao Chunsheng, you know? Let's have a bottle, and we can drink two taels each."
I almost fell off the chair, this B really deserves to be the cousin of the bitch...
During the meal, Chen Nuo said angrily that a boy was transferred to his class, he was quite obscene, and he tried to compete with him for the title of "Little Prince of Porn Films".
The guy named Lin Mo was a little boy, and he was quite cheap, but compared with the cheap boys and the others, he was insignificant.
When I came, I told the bitch not to tell our true identities.
I ate a meal until after six o'clock in the evening. Since I have to go back by car, I won't go to see Xiaohui today, let's talk about it another day.
I went back to Boss Shi’s villa and continued to study the corpse-repelling talisman. Unfortunately, after half a day’s research, I still failed.
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The next day, when we came to the cemetery again, I was completely stunned. The area of ten kilometers around the tomb was completely shrouded in Yin Qi! We are standing near the tomb now, Boss Shi is wearing a windbreaker, and he keeps rubbing his hands, while the bastard and I are full of yang fire, and the yin energy cannot invade the body, but even so, we still feel chilly all over.
Boss Shi said unhappily: "Xiaolong, can you do this matter? If you can't do it, tell me as soon as possible, and I will ask Gao Ming."
Fuck, are you losing your temper with me? I said cremation, but you didn’t agree, and I said nails, but you also didn’t agree. Now your mother is about to become a zombie, and I don’t know what to do. This kind of situation is completely unheard of. All the qi has dissipated, why is it worse today than yesterday morning, the yin qi has spread over ten kilometers! I said solemnly: "Boss Shi, even if you invite another expert, it may not be able to solve this problem. Now you have also seen that for some reason, the corpse's Yin Qi has been spreading. Trouble."
Boss Shi was not busy arguing this time, but fell silent.
Just at this moment, a car drove over from a distance.
Huh? There is no road here at all, but a piece of grass, how could there be a car coming over? Within a radius of dozens of kilometers, there is only such a lonely grave. Could it be Boss Shi's relatives
The car stopped near us, the door opened, and a girl with short hair came out, wearing white half-sleeves and white slacks, about sixteen or seventeen years old, giving people a feeling of otherworldliness, and the place is filled with gloom. , Even I felt chilly, but she seemed to be fine.
When the slut saw the beauty, his saliva almost didn't flow out, and he ran over and asked, "Beauty, are you lost? Tell me where you want to go? My nickname is Little Prince Map, and the whole Qingtian City There's nothing I don't know about!"
Since meeting his cousin Chen Nuo yesterday, he has learned to call himself 'XX little prince', which makes people feel very helpless.
The girl ignored him, but looked around, and said to herself: "If you see the three wonders in the five yangs, it's better to be a guest and self-improvement; suddenly it's in the five yins, and it's better to be the master. A geomantic land where a husband and wife are buried together, the hub is in a different world, and the death is in the same cave. If they are buried together, they will bless future generations, but why is there such a strong yin energy?" She looked at the bitch and asked: "Buried in the grave Is it your parents?"
The bitch shook his head dumbly, he was in a state of shock by the girl talking to herself just now.
I also heard her talking to herself, and I was so shocked that this girl seems to be stronger than me. Could it be that she is trying to steal my business
Boss Shi hurriedly said, "Girl, my mother is buried in the grave."
"Tell me the date and time of your mother's birth." The girl said in a commanding tone.
Boss Shi hurriedly reported her mother's date of birth.
The girl counted her knuckles and said to herself: "Guisi, Dingyou, Xinmao, Yihai, when the year is cloudy and the moon is cloudy and the sun is cloudy, it must be because the yin and yang were deliberately reversed when they were buried. Condition."
What the hell! Is it so fierce? Sister, this is not a movie! Just observe the terrain casually, report the horoscope of your birthday, and you can guess everything correctly with a little calculation. How can this make me mess up in the future? !