The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 6: Episode 006 Simon...ah, blowing snow

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After eating, I went back to my room, thinking that there are really too many supernatural phenomena in this world! It's just that little ghost tossing me half to death, how powerful will hairtail be as a thousand-year-old female ghost? We must hurry up to make up lessons! So I took out a dictionary of traditional Chinese characters from my schoolbag, and took out "Records of Niumen's Survival in the Past Dynasties", and translated them word by word, then organized them into simplified characters, and wrote them down in a new notebook.

I originally thought that the records here were all bragging, about the nine-tailed fox, the thousand-year-old zombie king, the corpse, and the evil ghost. After going through what happened just now, I felt that what was recorded in this book should be real people, and I decided to include the duel between me and the little ghost just now in "Niumen History Records"! This is a thrilling battle! Of course, I have to write braggingly, for example, I bit my finger and drew a big dipper, Chun Ge and Sister Feng, to subdue demons! With one move, the little ghost was blown out of his wits! Blowing, anyway, future generations don't know whether it is true or not. Thinking of this, I can't help laughing wretchedly.

A voice interrupted my obsession: "What are you laughing at?" The voice was exactly that of a fish.

I hurriedly put away my smile and said seriously: "It's nothing, I just think the book is very interesting. The seniors can beat the monsters so much that they cry father and mother. I wish I could kneel on the ground and shout: Dad, stop beating! I am your long-lost son !"

Hairtail looked at the dictionary in traditional characters on the table and the notes in simplified characters I had sorted out, nodded with some relief, and asked, "How did you provoke ghosts? Also, what about Chengying Sword?"

Now, I can't do without telling the truth, so I told the whole story. Hairtail nodded and said, "It turned out to be a resentful baby. Did that girl ever have a miscarriage?"

The hairtail sentence made me unhappy. I like Xiaohui very much. Besides, Xiaohui doesn't seem to be the kind of casual girl. How could she have had a miscarriage at such a young age? So I asked, "Why do you say that?"

Hairtail explained: "What a person looks like when he dies is what a ghost looks like. Of course, a ghost with a high level of Taoism can change its shape, just like me. And ghosts are divided into normal ghosts and grieving ghosts. Normal ghosts There is no Taoism, and three days after death, they will be sucked into the netherworld. The resentful ghosts will not be subject to this restriction, and they can also practice. As for the resentful infants, they are the weakest existence among the resentful ghosts. The condition for formation is that they have not yet been born. , was aborted, or died just after birth. Resentful babies usually haunt their biological mothers, because they resent their mothers, so I guessed that your classmate had a miscarriage. But what happened, I will wait until I personally Just ask that resentful baby."

I froze for a moment: "Personally? Are you saying that you want to help Xiaohui get rid of that resentful baby?"

"Well, although I'm currently recovering from my injuries, I don't want to do anything. But it's just a resentful baby, and it's okay to deal with it. What's more, if you don't solve the resentful baby, you won't get back the Yingying Sword and concentrate on cultivation."

I was also relieved to hear that hairtail said that he would help me, and I thought that Xiaohui was saved this time, but... Xiaohui really had a miscarriage, right? After all, we have been apart for so many years, and I don't know much about her situation. Forget it, don't want this anymore. I curiously asked the hairtail: "Woman, what the hell are you?"

Hairtail said: "Turn to the seventh-to-last page of "Niumen Historical Records", which records the 100 most difficult ghosts to deal with. The rankings are in order, and I am ranked 35."

The 100 most difficult ghosts to deal with? Hairtail steak at 35? Too awesome! I found the 35th place on the list, and checked it against the traditional Chinese dictionary.

Xuanyin Meiji: The conditions for formation are extremely difficult. The deceased needs a yellow-flowered woman with great resentment before death. After death, she is buried in a place with heavy yin energy. The coffin is placed with the head east and the feet west. . Because of the great resentment of this monster in life, it will kill people indiscriminately. Once the monster's cultivation level exceeds Jiujiazi, its skill will increase greatly! The strength can be improved to the top 20! At that time, flying into the sky and escaping from the ground, you can kill a village in the blink of an eye, but you need to use... to kill them before they are ready.

It was crossed out with a pen! It seems that it should be done by an old liar. He didn't want others to know how to deal with the heroine. One Jiazi is 60 years, and Jiujiazi is only 540 years, and hairtail has been dead for a thousand years, that is to say, her cultivation has probably broken through Jiujiazi! A terrifying existence whose strength can be ranked in the top 20! So what was she hurt by? !

I asked the hairtail: "Woman Xia, what on earth hurt you?"

Hairtail said softly: "You don't have the right to know now. Well, I'm leaving. I'll wake you up at four o'clock tomorrow morning."

"Wait for the heroine." I stopped her: "When will I have to run with a sandbag to learn Taoism?"

Hairtail replied: "Conquering a demon requires agility, a strong body, and an unyielding will. When you can walk like flying with a 40-kilogram sandbag, I will teach you Taoism." After speaking, he disappeared out of thin air.

I messed around with my homework, and then devoted my energy to "Records of Conquering Demons in Niumen History", translating word for word. The records here are like ghost stories, but they also record in detail the characteristics of some ghosts and how to subdue them.

This book is very thick, and if you want to fully translate it, it may take a year and a half. I translated two pages and found that it was already nine o'clock, so I turned off the lights and went to bed. But before going to bed, I set an alarm clock for three o'clock in the morning. From tomorrow, I will overfulfill the task given to me by taking fish! So I'm going to get up an hour early.

At three o'clock the next morning, I was woken up by the alarm clock and reluctantly got up. After a brief wash, I put on my clothes, tied a sandbag, and went downstairs for a jog.

Due to the excessive exercise yesterday, the muscles in my legs are very sore, but I am not ready to cultivate, let alone the woman hero will not give me this opportunity. So I ran around, out of breath, as tired as a dead dog. But although I was tired, I didn't stop for a moment, and I walked for a while when I was tired.

I don’t know how long I’ve been running, but the heroine suddenly appeared beside me, looked at me who was sweating profusely, and said with satisfaction: “Not bad, very good, as long as you work hard, you can learn something quickly, see Master came to choose you as an apprentice, and he did not choose the wrong person. However, your body cannot bear such tossing, and it will collapse in a few days."

My chrysanthemum tightened, and I stopped, panting and looking at the hairtail, but I was too tired to speak.

Hairtail comforted: "Don't be afraid, just find something good to replenish your body. Leave this to me. Also, at six o'clock tonight, I will go to your school to find you and help you Get rid of the resentful infant." After she finished speaking, she disappeared out of thin air again, coming and going without a trace, when will the master be so fierce...

The time soon came to night.

This morning I gritted my teeth and walked ten kilometers, which took me four hours. Seeing my tired face turning pale and sweating profusely, my mother said she would take me to a mental hospital. After all I said and done, she finally believed that I was just trying to exercise, not suicidal.

At five fifty, we leave school on time. But the heroine said that she would not come to see me until six o'clock. So I made an excuse and told Xiaohui to wait for me. I packed up my things and sent her home.

Xiaohui said: "Xiaolong, don't bother me. I'm embarrassed to send me home these days. I really don't need to send me. I can walk back by myself."

I said, "Xiaohui, are you heretic? You're a girl, it's too dangerous at this late hour, so I don't trust you. Besides, my house is quite close, so it's nice for us to catch up on the old days." As I said that, I pretended to pack my things to delay the time.

At this time, Xia Chaoran came over and said to Xiaohui, "Student Zhou Huiqing, haven't you left yet?"

"Yes, I'm waiting for Xiaolong to go with me." Xiaohui responded dangerously.

"Well, be careful on the road." Xia Chaoran also said with a smile, and then looked at me: "Student Xiaolong, you too." After speaking, he squinted his eyes and walked out of the classroom.

Xiaohui said to me: "Student Xia Chaoran is really good. He studies well, looks handsome, and cares about his classmates."

I am not happy with this sentence. what? Isn't the boss handsome? A hint of impulse sprouted in my heart, Xia Chaoran, if you continue to play with Xiaohui's idea, I will not let you succeed! If you dare to threaten me, I will order the kid to pester you every day after I have learned Taoism!

Not long after, the heroine suddenly appeared in front of me. I nodded slightly to her, and then said to Xiaohui: "It's packed, let's go."

On the way, I pretended to ask unintentionally: "Xiaohui, do you often feel very cold for no reason?"

Xiaohui asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

I made up an excuse: "I read in a book that this happens when girls are weak. Xiaohui, when did you start this situation?"

"It's been a long time. It's been like this since I was a child. There will be several times a day. I feel very cold for no reason."

Had it since childhood? Xiaohui has been haunted by ghosts for many years? The heroine said softly at the side: "Ask her if her parents have ever had this kind of situation." Only I can hear the heroine's words, and Xiaohui can't hear them. Otherwise, when the heroine appears, Xiaohui probably Huihui was directly frightened and fainted.

Xiaohui said that her parents occasionally have this situation.

Both the heroine and I were lost in thought. For a while there was some cold air between me and Xiaohui, so I found a topic: "Xiaohui, I read a book recently, it's very interesting, there is a Ximen in it... Ah, Chuuxue! Yes! Ximen Chuuxue! Martial Arts Gao Qiang!" I broke out in a cold sweat, because I was in deep thought just now, I almost slipped my mouth about seeing Jin Ping Mei.

"Xiaolong, so you like martial arts novels."

"Ah, haha, yes, I like martial arts." I hastily agreed twice.