I was speechless for a long time, and said: "Anyway, you hurry over here as soon as possible, okay, that's it."
"Wait, big brother." The bitch stopped me: "There is one more thing. My cousin Chen Nuo is not studying anymore. I want to take him on a trip to Dongning City to see the rural scenery and learn how to raise pigs." .”
"Travel! You really think I asked you to come here to play? It's dangerous here, and you might die! No one can take you with you. Come here immediately, or your salary will be deducted!" I said viciously. threatened.
Sure enough, as soon as the bitch heard the words deducting wages, he immediately didn't dare to mention his cousin's affairs, and promised to go to the train station immediately, and he would come over as fast as possible!
After I hung up the phone, I was still muttering, what the hell, your cousin raising pigs has something to do with me... Just as I was muttering, Xu Xiaoling came in with a bowl of traditional Chinese medicine, and I quickly took it: "Thank you little brother Miss Ling."
"You're welcome, you look like a mummy." Xu Xiaoling joked.
It is true that my whole upper body was covered with bandages, and I had wounds on my face, so I had bandages on my face as well. Seeing Xu Xiaoling's smiling face, I pretended to sigh and said: "Sister Xiaoling, the wound on my face may leave scars, and you will be responsible for not being able to meet girls in the future."
Xu Xiaoling said softly: "Okay, okay, I'm in charge, come on, take the medicine first..."
Therefore, although Heroes to Save the Beauty is an old plot with dirt and scum, as the saying goes, the old tricks are not old, as long as they are useful! Although he was injured this time, Xu Xiaoling's affection for me has deepened, almost to the point that he must marry me.
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Two days later, Dongning Railway Station.
The water ghost didn't come to take revenge these two days, I took the opportunity to draw a lot of spells, and the bitch will be here soon, I'm here to pick him up.
What I have to say is that Zhang Zixuan's golden sore medicine is very effective. In just two days, all my wounds have scabbed over, and according to him, the wound will not leave scars.
Soon, I saw the ecstatic figure of the bitch!
He was wearing a Versailles suit with an original price of 38,000 and a 15% discount, and a small black leather bag under his armpit. From time to time, he looked at his 'Laoli soil' watch, as if he was a successful person in a hurry, but the The big green pants completely destroyed his image of a successful person.
The bitch walked up to me, looked at the bandage on my face, and said earnestly: "Brother, I told you a long time ago, don't read pornographic books, but you don't believe me, look, your face is paralyzed now?"
I made a slot on the spot, who can read pornographic books and have facial paralysis? But soon, the bitch answered the question for me.
The cheap man said: "My cousin has similar symptoms to yours. He watches too much pornography and often suffers from intermittent facial paralysis."
I was speechless on the spot, the cheap boy's cousin is really talented...
The bitch looked around and said in a low voice, "Brother, I brought you a gift!"
"What, what, what gift? So mysterious?" I was afraid that he would trick me, so I stammered and asked.
The cheap man mysteriously took out two green hats from the small purse under his arm and asked, "Brother, do you know this one?!"
I was silent for more than ten seconds, and said in a hoarse voice: "The color is good..."
The cheap man put one of them on his head and said, "Brother, did you watch "Haier Brothers" when you were young? There is a little boy named Crude in it, and his hat is green with a letter K printed on it. This hat is the same style as his! After wearing this hat, we will be awesome, and from now on you will be Brother Haier, and I will be Brother Haier!" As he said that, the bastard put another hat on my head with his own hands.
I'm so petrified that I forgot to stop the slut.
When I walked out of the train station, I wanted to take off my hat several times, but was stopped by the cheap man. The cheap man said: "Brother Haier, although the green hat is not very nice, but green has another meaning, that is, environmental protection! We If we want to be non-mainstream, we can’t care about other people’s eyes!”
I was about to cry, with tears in my eyes and said: "Brother Haier, I beg you, you can just protect yourself, please let me go!"
"Brother Haier, you don't like green? Well, next time I'll give you a 'Vomitman' mask."
Bringing the bitch back to the board room, our hats immediately attracted everyone's attention. What made me speechless was that Cheng Dong asked me where I bought the hats, and he also wanted to buy one.
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The bitch is here, and sleeping at night is a problem again. My room is a double bed. Do you want us two old men to sleep together
Xu Xiaoling joked: "Didn't you always say you want to squeeze? Someone squeezed with you tonight."
I cried and said with a sad face: "Sister Xiaoling, the bitch has stinky feet, you should squeeze with me, I am a wounded person and deserve special treatment!"
"You are so beautiful." Xu Xiaoling said, I don't even think about it.
In the end, it was decided to give Xu Xiaoling and Doudou my room, and the bitch and I would go to their room and sleep on bunk beds.
In the past few days, Xu Xiaoling personally boiled medicine for me every day. After taking the medicine, I didn't have any more nosebleeds.
In my conversation with Zhang Zixuan a few days ago, I have already told him my guess that water ghosts will not appear in the barren mountains for no reason, so I think there seems to be something wrong with that stream, and the water ghost is even more problematic. As long as you catch the water ghost and question him, you may get some useful information.
The injury is almost healed, and the bitch is here too, so I decided to go to Xiaoxi to have a look tomorrow!
The old liar is right, this bastard is really talented in monasticism, I taught him how to draw yang and yin symbols before I left, this guy said that after he drew dozens of times, he can draw It was 100% successful, and in his small black bag, there were more than 500 spells, so my eyes almost didn't pop out...
So, apart from being a bit cheap, this B is still very powerful in other aspects...
the next day.
The slut and I rode the 'Basket 1258' on the rugged mountain road, we both had a good time, Zhang Zixuan wanted to send two bodyguards to help, but I refused, because the bodyguards came and not only couldn't help If you are busy, it may be a disservice to you.
I know that Zhang Zixuan wants to find the treasures of the 'cultivator', and he is afraid that I will steal them all, so before I left, I told him like this: "Brother Zhang, don't worry, I will notify you as soon as I find something. I just left, and I have to come back to drink medicine at night."
I mean, I have to come back to drink medicine at night, and even if I do find some tomb, I won't have time to go in and explore it.
The bitch is wearing a green hat and he strongly suggested I wear one this morning, but I said no, that color is so fucking green, I can't stand it!
We set off at five o'clock in the morning, and we rode for about six hours before arriving at the place where we found the water ghost last time. I said, "Jiannan, this is where I was entangled by the water ghost last time. You are born to see it." Ghost, see if it's around?"
The cheap man searched around and said, "Brother, I didn't find anything except a few fishbone."
not here? Where will it go? I thought about it for a while and decided to lure it out.
The method is very simple, ghosts like Yin Qi, no matter how far away they are, they can sense the existence of Yin Qi, so as long as I create some Yin Qi, it will come out obediently.
I said to the bitch, "Ignite the ten Yin Talismans and draw them out with Yin Qi!"
The bitch agreed, took out ten Yin Talismans, and posed in a pose that he thought was handsome.
'嗤~~' When the yin talismans burn, they will produce strong yin qi, and when ten pieces are burned together, more yin qi will be produced.
After burning the yin talismans, I waited for five or six minutes, but the water ghost did not appear. I took out 20 yin talismans from my pocket and lit them all!
This time it worked! In the third minute after it was lit, the water ghost appeared! The cheap man pointed upstream and said, "Come here! The water ghost is here!"
I hurriedly wiped the cow's tears on my eyes, and sure enough, I saw the water ghost with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. When it saw me, it showed an angry look, and said in a low voice: "Baga~"
"Japs!" the bitch said, pointing at it.
I corrected it: "It's not a Japanese devil, it's a Japanese ghost."
I found out last time that this ghost looks a bit weird, but I only realized today that he is a Japanese ghost! However, how did the Japanese become water ghosts here? It's really puzzling. If you want to know the truth, you can only arrest him and torture him. Moreover, this guy has done a lot of evil. He may have harmed many Chinese compatriots, so he must suffer!
But there is a creek here, and where there is water is its chassis. If it is head-to-head, the bitch and I will definitely not be able to handle it, so on the way here, the bitch and I discussed various countermeasures...
Countermeasure 1: aggressive method! Use words to draw the other party out of the stream!
Whose language is the most lethal? This person must be a cheap boy! Every word he said made people have the urge to vomit blood. If he used the provocative method, he would definitely be able to irritate the other party successfully!
But from the current point of view, the countermeasures will not work. The other party is actually a fucking Japanese ghost, who probably can't understand Chinese.
But Brother Bitch said something next, and I was petrified on the spot!
"Ya, Ya Butterfly~~ Yidayi, Yidayi~~" The cheap man tried to communicate with the other party in Japanese.
It's too loud! Even the Japanese ghost was stunned for a moment, and I hurriedly stopped the bitch: "Countermeasure 1 is useless! Use countermeasure 2 instead!"
Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll vomit before the Japanese ghost is drawn out.
Countermeasure 2: attack from behind! Let the bitch do a swan dance in front to attract the water ghost's attention, and I took the opportunity to go around behind it and give it a fatal blow!
The bitch nodded and agreed to use the second strategy!
I saw him caressing his chest with both hands, exhaling like blue, looking at the water ghost with winking eyes, yelling: "Ouba~~" Then he danced the ecstatic swan dance! Tiptoes on the ground, arms raised high, revealing his slender armpit hair! I almost spit it out, covered my mouth quickly, and looked in the direction of the water ghost.
Sure enough, the water ghost was also stunned! The visual impact of the bitch is too strong! His battle value has exceeded 5! !