Of course I didn't come up with such a weird idea, but what I didn't expect was that a cheap guy would give people such a strong visual impact! Even the water ghost was stunned, maybe the water ghost has never seen such a cheap person.
I hurriedly activated the Yingying Sword while the water ghost was stunned, and quickly stabbed at it!
But the water ghost reacted very quickly, a water curtain appeared out of thin air, blocking my way, and at the same time the water ghost retreated to the middle of the creek.
What a big water curtain... Day, this is not a fantasy movie! Are water ghosts really that fierce? Even if she is a heroine, she has never engaged in such a big scene!
However, the fighting methods of the water ghost and the female hero are different. The female hero comes and goes without a trace, and uses Yin Qi to attack. If the female hero wants to kill me, it is estimated that I can destroy my three Yang fires, while the water ghost It doesn't have this ability anymore.
But in the water! The ability of the water ghost is still terrifying!
I don't want to get in the water, otherwise there may be some terrible consequences, so I didn't rush through the water curtain, but the water curtain quickly deformed! It turned into drops of water, and shot at me very quickly! My chrysanthemum tightened, and I quickly leaned back and lay on the ground! Those drops of water flew past the tip of my nose! ! !
On the other hand, the bitch was still dancing the swan dance while scratching his head and showing off his poses. I scolded angrily: "Stop fucking dancing! If you dance again, you will become a hornet's nest!"
The bitch stroked his chest and asked, "What's wrong? Oppa~~"
Fuck! ! I really want to pounce on this B to death! But now that the situation is urgent, I dismissed this idea and ran towards the big tree without even climbing!
The bitch saw me running and crawling, and laughed stupidly, I said to myself that you don't need to laugh, you won't be able to laugh after a while.
I managed to hide behind the tree!
The cheap man became the target of the water ghost, and a drop of water flew towards the cheap man! The bitch yelled: Wochao! Then he rolled and scrambled and ran towards the woods in a more embarrassing situation than me, but his movements were not very smooth, as if his chrysanthemum had been exploded by a few drops of water, and his expression was painful: "Oh, oh, oh... Oppa, brother, help me !"
I didn't save the cheap man, because his life was not in danger, and this guy was too cheap just now, he must be punished a little! When the bitch ran behind the tree, his ass was punched several times and blood flowed out. At this moment, tears were rolling in his eyes, and he said that his first time was lost here...
I ignored him, but thought about how to deal with the water ghost.
Its water drop attack is too powerful, but why doesn't it condense the water into the shape of an arrow? Simple, because the shape of the arrow requires a lot of water, so the water will become very heavy, the rate of fire will be reduced, and also, its water droplets will not evaporate, which is very magical...
Suddenly, I thought of a good way! Since its water droplets will not evaporate when they rub against the air, but I have a way to make it evaporate! Don't I have hidden abilities? Turn your hands into flames and touch those water droplets, the water droplets will definitely evaporate!
However, it is only necessary to lure the water ghost to the land. There is too much water in the creek, otherwise I will have nothing to do with it!
I whispered to the bitch: "Jiannan, use countermeasure three!"
Countermeasure 3: Show weakness! Pretend that you can't beat the water ghost, and run away in embarrassment. If the water ghost catches up, it will fall into the trap!
So the bitch and I took advantage of the cover of the big tree and ran to the distance without even using our bicycles. We ran a few hundred meters and found that the water ghost hadn't caught up. I leaned on the big tree and said, "Jiannan Ah, this strategy three is useless."
The bitch said solemnly: "Brother, if it doesn't work, use a beauty trick! You take off your clothes and use your beauty to attract it."
"Get out of here!!" I cursed angrily.
Just at this time, I heard a voice coming from behind, I hurriedly poked my head out to watch, and found that the water ghost floated over with a lump of water out of thin air!
"What a big lump!" the bitch exclaimed.
"Jiannan, surround it!"
The bitch and I formed a small encirclement circle, even though it was only us two brothers, it still cut off the retreat of the water ghost!
I quickly took off my tracksuit, put the Shadow Bearing Sword in my waist, and activated my hidden energy, my hands instantly turned into flames!
When the water ghost saw my flaming hands, it was stunned for a moment, but its attack speed was also very fast. It formed a whip of water and whipped it towards me! It seems to have three kinds of attacks, water drop, water whip, and water explosion (to make the corpse explode). I bent slightly and avoided the water whip.
The bitch and I surrounded it from front to back. When it attacked me, the bitch took the opportunity to get behind it and was about to give it a talisman! But the water ghost suddenly turned around and whipped a water whip! I hurriedly shouted: "Be careful!"
Unexpectedly, the bitch reacted quite quickly, rolled on the spot, dodged the water whip, and then continued to press the water ghost with the burning spell with his right hand!
Just when I thought he was going to succeed, the water ghost quickly raised a water curtain in front of him, and the talisman got wet with water, and the flame went out immediately!
The bitch stuck the water-soaked charm on the water ghost, and was kicked away by the water ghost.
But I also took this opportunity to get behind the water ghost, and at the same time it kicked the bitch away, I stabbed the flaming blade of Chengying Sword into its body! !
At the same time, the flame blade was quickly deformed, and many flame spikes were pierced around the blade!
Since the old liar taught me that the blade can deform, I have practiced it often, and I am quite proficient now.
The flaming blade of Chengying Sword is transformed from yang energy, so it is not afraid of water. Even though the water ghost is protected by a water curtain, the blade is not affected in the slightest.
With just this blow, the water ghost was wilted! The water around it fell to the ground, probably because it was too injured to manipulate the water.
But at this time, he wanted to escape back to the creek again!
How can I let it escape again? ! Swinging the Yingying sword, another sword slashed at it!
Now it is really wilted, its soul is almost transparent, if I do it again, it will definitely lose its soul!
It showed a begging look, and spoke a lot of Japanese that I couldn't understand. I took out the makeup box with Yin Qi from the black backpack, ticked my finger at it, and then pointed to the makeup box, motioning to let it It came in by itself, although it was reluctant, but due to the power of Chengying Sword, it could only enter the cosmetic box obediently.
After it entered the cosmetic box, I pasted three Yang symbols on the cosmetic box to prevent it from getting out.
Therefore, as a Taoist priest, one must not only have profound Taoism, but also have a shrewd mind to find out the weak points of water ghosts and seize his weaknesses. Is it easy for the man
But what...
I didn't suffer any injuries, but the bitch was miserable, he got his ass blown.
When we returned to the village on the 'Basket 1258', we had a great time. His tears fell down. In fact, we paid a terrible price this time. The bitch gave his chrysanthemum... But this B is deserve it! Who told me to run, he was watching a joke? I deserve it for getting my chrysanthemum exploded, I haven't settled with him yet...
After returning to the village, the bitch was already dazzled by his mind. Seeing us coming back, Zhang Zixuan rushed out to greet us and asked, "Have you dealt with the water ghost?"
The bitch said incoherently: "Ouba just killed it... Oh, no, he sealed it up."
A bodyguard beside him muttered softly: "It's only 2011 now, "Gangnam Style" seems to be released next year..."
"What did you say?" the bitch asked the bodyguard.
"Oh, it's okay, I'm a secondary player, and I can predict the plot in advance."
"What?" The bitch didn't understand, and asked again.
"It's okay, it's okay, I mean, your complexion doesn't seem very good." The bodyguard said.
Ignoring the bitch and the bodyguard, I said to Zhang Zixuan: "Brother Zhang, I have a new discovery. This water ghost is actually a Japanese ghost! I beat it seriously and sealed it up. I suspect it has something to do with those antiques. Now Please find a Japanese expert, we can interrogate the water ghost, maybe we can get some information."
"Japanese expert?" Zhang Zixuan smiled and said, "You don't need to look for it, isn't your girlfriend an expert in Japanese?"
"Miss Xiaoling?" I asked in surprise.
Zhang Zixuan asked suspiciously: "Xu Ningrou is proficient in Japanese and English, don't you know?"
I really didn't know that Xu Xiaoling still had these two tricks.
We chatted for a while, Zhang Zixuan took the cheap man to treat chrysanthemums, and I found Xu Xiaoling and asked, "Miss Xiaoling, I heard from Zhang Zixuan that you are proficient in Japanese and English? Why didn't I know that before."
"Your English is not good, why am I telling you this? Are you showing off in front of you? Let me see if you are hurt anywhere." Xu Xiaoling looked at me carefully.
"Sister Xiaoling, do you understand Japanese?"
Xu Xiaoling looked at me and said, "Well, when I was bored, I learned Japanese and English, but I have never been to Japan. As for Japanese, it is no problem to communicate with Japanese normally."
I know that Xu Xiaoling is being modest. With her character, if she wants to learn something, she will definitely learn it well.
As expected of being a child of a big family, the education I received was different from mine... I sighed in my heart, and then said: "Miss Xiaoling, don't look for it, I am not injured, but the bitch was injured a little bit, we We successfully wounded the water ghost and sealed it in this cosmetic box. To our surprise, this ghost turned out to be a Japanese ghost. I think it seems to have something to do with those antiques, so I want you to help interrogate it. "
"Private interrogation? Not so good..."
I smiled and said: "Sister Xiaoling, it is a ghost, not a human being, and is not protected by the law. Besides, if you think about how many Chinese people died when Japan invaded China, it is not a good bird. A few days ago He also killed the second son of the village chief."
Xu Xiaoling thought for a while, finally nodded and said, "That's fine."
I smiled and kissed her on the face, then walked towards Zhang Zixuan's board room, ready to see the bitch's injuries, but just as I walked to the door, I heard the bitch's voice coming from inside: "Don't …don’t push so hard! Lighten up…”