The eldest uncle is a shrewd businessman. He pretended to reprimand the eldest cousin, then shook hands with Uncle Zhao and said, "Brother, thank you for coming to pick us up. This pack of cigarettes is a specialty of our side. There is no sale here. Come, take it and taste it."
Uncle Zhao’s few words moved the simple and honest Uncle Zhao so much, I scolded the old fried dough stick in my heart, it seems very enthusiastic, why don’t you usually call my house to say hello? In my opinion, it's not as real as the sharp-tongued eldest cousin. I have to say that my chubby cousin has really become more beautiful, but it is incomparable to my sister Xiaoling!
While I was looking at her, she was also looking at me, curled her lips and said, "You look quite tasteful in your clothes."
In fact, it's not that I have taste, but that Miss Xiaoling has taste. She dressed me up completely differently from before. I took a flattery.
But it was discovered by the 'smart' big cousin: "Glib."
I said helplessly, "It's not that I'm glib, but because I'm afraid that you will beat me up like you did when you were a child, so I said a few nice words to coax you in advance."
Everyone in the car laughed.
According to my request, the car drove to the shopping mall. I got out of the car and bought ten sticks of 'Luxi' cigarettes, four bottles of 'Luliangye' wine, and some deer antler, bear bile, and sea cucumber. It cost me more than 8,000 yuan in total. Yuan.
After carrying the things into the car, the eldest cousin flipped through them rudely. She eats such good things all year round, so of course she knows what I buy. She looked at me and said, "Yo, my cousin is really generous. Where do you get rich?"
"Hehe, big cousin, don't make fun of me. I opened a typing and copying shop in Qiling City, and I just made a little money. Of course, it can't compare with your jade business."
When my father heard that I mentioned jade, he took off the 'dragon and phoenix jade' on his chest, and said to his uncle: "Brother-in-law, you are an expert in jade, what do you think of my jade?"
When I wanted to stop my father, it was already too late. I told him and my mother at the beginning that this jade is a good thing, you must carry it close to your body, and you can't show it to others, otherwise it will make people think about it.
I didn't tell my parents the truth back then, they didn't know that this jade was a precious Song Dynasty antique.
When the eldest uncle saw the jade pendant, although his expression didn't change, there was a flash of surprise in his eyes, he took the jade pendant to look at it, then returned it to the old man, and said casually: "It's not bad, it's worth five or six thousand yuan. "
nonsense! The three treasures that Nvxia helped Xiaohui choose were all sold at a high price of close to 20 million yuan, let alone the three treasures chosen for me? According to my estimate, no matter how poor this jade is, it is still a well-preserved antique from the Song Dynasty. It is worth a million dollars. My uncle has been in the jade business for decades, so he must have recognized that this jade is unusual. He is pretending that this jade is not worth much. , Wait a few days before offering a high price to buy this jade pendant.
He must have thought so!
Alas, this jade is thought of by my uncle...
When I returned to the ancestral house, I found that the earthen house in my impression had disappeared and turned into a two-story building.
The room was full of people, and then they began to recognize relatives. Dad pointed out one by one, what should this one be called, what should that be called, and I also said hello to each of them.
Grandma is very old, in her eighties, she looks very old.
Grandpa passed away many years ago. Dad seldom mentioned about grandpa. Even if I asked him, he would change the subject. This made me a little puzzled, but after a long time, I stopped asking.
After distributing the gifts to all the relatives, my grandma scolded me for spending money indiscriminately and praised me for growing up.
The second elder brother of the second uncle's family is still very enthusiastic about me. He took me to his house for a drink. After drinking a meal, it was past eight o'clock in the evening. His alcohol capacity is really good. After drinking seven bottles of beer, I was already in a daze. But there was nothing wrong with the bird, so I hurriedly stopped drinking with him and returned to the ancestral house in a hurry. I want to go back and remind my father not to sell the jade pendant to my uncle.
The lights in the ancestral house were still on. Dad and his group sat at two tables and were playing cards. It was inconvenient to talk to him, so I found a room and stuck my head on the bed, thinking that I would sleep for a while before waking up. then tell him...
As a result, I fell asleep until one o'clock in the middle of the night. Because I drank too much beer, I was awakened by urination. I rubbed my head and walked to the toilet.
When I was peeing, I suddenly heard a sound of glass breaking! At the same time, a female scream was heard upstairs.
I quickly put on my pants and ran upstairs. The screams came from the room of my aunt and my cousin. I knocked on the door and said, "Auntie, I'm Xiaolong. What happened?"
The door was quickly opened, and the eldest cousin stood at the door in her pajamas and said, "Glass, the glass was smashed."
The glass was smashed? I looked into the house and found a red brick on the ground. Someone smashed the glass on purpose! I ran downstairs, opened the door and went out to search around, but I didn't find anyone, it seemed that they had already run away.
Who could have done it? This confuses me.
When I returned to the house, I found that grandma, parents, uncle and others were all awakened. I stood at the door and said, "I didn't see anyone. The person who smashed the glass ran away. Grandma, did our family offend anyone?"
"Oh, ask your aunt!" Grandma sighed and returned to the room.
The aunt did not speak, and walked into the room of the eldest uncle.
The old man came downstairs, sat on the sofa, lit a cigarette and said slowly: "When the house was being built, the construction team destroyed the cultivated land of several villagers' homes, and those villagers demanded compensation, but your aunt did not If you don’t accompany me, it’s just like this. When the house was built, those villagers also came to make trouble. It’s estimated that those people did it again. Really, I can’t stop going through the year, Xiaolong, this matter I'll leave it to you to handle it, as long as the other party's demands are not excessive, you will lose money if you have to, I know you are rich, so don't pretend to be poor with me."
I rolled my eyes and said, "Father, don't arrange this kind of crap on me in the future... But you are always talking, what else can I say? Go, I will go to the second brother tomorrow, he should If I know which villager’s land has been crushed, I’ll just go and talk to them about compensation.”
The old man laughed and cursed, and we all went back to sleep, but the room where the glass was smashed was uninhabitable...
Because I drank a lot of wine, I stayed in bed the next day, until after five o'clock in the morning, I was woken up by a slamming door and noise, I frowned secretly, I got dressed and walked out, I saw my father turning on the light downstairs, standing at the door and asking, "Who is it?"
"I'm Zhao Erhu! Open the door quickly! Otherwise the glass will be smashed!"
Dagu and the others also came out and stood by the fence on the second floor looking down.
When the old man heard that the other party was about to smash the glass, he hurriedly opened the door, and a dozen big men rushed in. The leader, that is, Zhao Erhu, yelled: "Fuck! You are amazing from the city? Why don't you give me ten dollars today?" Ten thousand yuan, you don't even think about having a good year!"
Dad is also a man with anger, and immediately said angrily: "Zhao Erhu, you have crushed some of your land, and you ask for 100,000? Don't be so fucking shameless!"
Zhao Erhu stared, and swung the mop pole in his hand to hit the old man on the head! I hurriedly shouted: "Get out of here!"
But the old man didn't expect that the other party would fight as soon as he said it, and was hit by the mop pole, and the mop pole was interrupted! ! !
The eldest cousin screamed.
Seeing my father being beaten, I immediately became angry, grabbed the handrail of the stairs, and jumped directly from the second floor! !
He landed on the ground, bent his knees slightly, let go of gravity, and rushed towards Zhao Erhu and others! Zhao Erhu swiped at my head with a broken mop pole!
I squatted down and used a move to sweep my legs, tripping Zhao Erhu directly! Then kick him in the stomach! Beat Zhao Erhu until he howled miserably! The dozen or so people who came with him were stunned, because my movements were so quick!
Until Zhao Erhu wailed: "Damn it! It's all fucking done!"
Including Zhao Erhu, there were a total of 13 people. They all held mop poles, shovels, hoes, hammers and other weapons, and several of them rushed towards me! I snorted: "Lao Li, you go upstairs! Leave this to me!"
I dodged the shovel that was coming at me, and slammed into the opponent's arms. I used the sixteen-way grappling hand, and removed the opponent's arm joints in one move!
There was another hoe sweeping over from the opposite side! I quickly backed away, cursing in my heart, these guys are going to kill me! How much hatred is this fucking
The people on the opposite side saw that I had martial arts skills, and the remaining 11 all rushed forward!
Because the room was too small to dodge, I was caught by the collar by one of the guys, which prevented me from dodging the other guy's hammer. The hammer hit me on the shoulder, and then those guys rushed up and rained their fists On me, on my face.
Two fists are hard to beat four hands, mainly because the room is too small to use them, otherwise I can fight slowly.
Grandma's anxious voice sounded from above: "Stop beating, stop beating, we will lose money, stop beating!"
I was completely pissed off, I punched the person in front of me with an uppercut, and then slammed forward fiercely, rushed out of the encirclement, and started fighting with them, using sixteen-way grappling hands frequently , I removed the joints of the arms of almost all the opponents. I beat them for more than two minutes. There were only three people on the opposite side who were not injured. The one with the punch was directly knocked out by me!
I spit out bloody saliva and asked, "Should I still be beaten?"
The hands of the three people on the opposite side trembled a little, and they didn't say to fight, and they didn't say not to fight, but they stood there and dared not go forward...