The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 88: Why do dicks embarrass dicks?

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Running in the dark woods, it didn't take long to see He Xue, obviously she didn't catch up with 'Ma Xiujun'. Seeing me chasing after her, she asked in surprise, "Where's the paper figurine?"

I said casually: "I have deciphered the spell. It turns out that the paper doll is afraid of fire. It burns when it touches a little fire, and the spell is automatically dispelled." I told her the truth, and it was not a secret anyway.

"Let Ma Xiujun run away again." He Xue sighed, "I don't know when we will catch him."

You still want to arrest someone just because of your two actions? I persuaded: "Officer He, with all due respect, you can't catch Ma Xiujun! Because he can make anything casually, and you can't handle it! Let's talk about the Gu technique first. If you don't have the medicine I gave you, you may You have already fallen ill! Besides, the skeleton puppet, without my assistance, you must not be able to deal with that weird thing! And today’s paper doll, whose whole body is as hard as steel, has infinite strength. If you don’t find out its weakness, If you keep fighting with it, you will be beaten to death by it sooner or later! If you act alone tonight, you can imagine the result."

"I must catch her!" He Xue said firmly.

"It's up to you, I'm going back." After finishing speaking, I walked out of the woods...

As I was walking, my cell phone rang suddenly. It turned out to be a call from the bastard. I answered it: "Hey, Jiannan, what's the matter?"

I only heard the cheap man whispering: "Brother, there is a thief in our store! I am lurking outside the door, and when the thief comes out, I will slap the brick in my hand, and let him know why the brick is like this today." red!"

Hearing this, I was frightened into a cold sweat, thinking that the vacation I gave him was still several days away, why did he come back so early? And you even regarded Chen Haotian as a thief, with your small body, if you attack Chen Haotian, you will definitely be beaten badly! I hurriedly said: "Bitch, don't..."

Before I could finish speaking, I heard a scream of a bitch coming from the phone! I hurriedly called Chen Haotian, and then the misunderstanding was resolved, but the poor bitch was kicked by Chen Haotian a few times, and it is said that he can no longer take care of himself...

The bitch has been beaten like this, I have to go back and see what I say! So I decided to check the progress of the reconstruction tomorrow morning and go home in the afternoon.

When I got back to the hotel, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening, I opened a room and took a shower, fell on the bed, and fell into a deep sleep...

The next day, morning.

I bought a lot of fruit for my eldest sister's parents, and then looked at the progress of the reconstruction. The reconstruction work is going well, the ruins have been cleaned up, and the rows of red bricks are neatly placed there. The big man said that it is estimated that the construction will be completed in another 20 days.

The eldest sister's parents are also full of red faces. After all, they will be able to live in a new house soon, so it's no wonder they are unhappy.

I didn't stop much, and after more than three hours of driving, I finally returned to the copy shop. As soon as I went up the stairs, I heard the couple and ghosts arguing. The woman said, "If you dare to anger me again, I will let you live like a bitch. Can't take care of myself!"

The bitch's groans also came over: "Aiyo, aiyo... can you please stop arguing."

"Who are you? If you say you don't quarrel, you won't quarrel... It's not good, husband, the boss is back, let's run!" After speaking, the ghosts of the couple floated out through the wall.

The bitch was lying on the bed with a haggard look on his face. When he saw my figure, tears were about to come down: "Brother, I can see you one more time before I die. I will die without regret!"

I hurried to the bed, held the hand of the cheap boy brother, and asked with concern: "Jiannan, it's not that serious, you will get better!"

The bitch looked haggard, and said in grief: "Brother, don't persuade me! My own body knows it! Last night, I was hit by Chen Haotian's 'Brokeback Mountain Shadowless Foot'. I was already blocked by the ureter he beat. Endocrine disorders, incontinence... "

Incontinence your grandma! Can you make up a jingle for this? ! I knew it was fine at first glance, so I helped him cover the quilt: "Jiannan, take a good rest, brother will always support you! What do you want to eat at noon? Brother will buy it for you."

The bitch was very moved, and said weakly: "I, I want to eat stewed prawns with persimmons..."

I made a slot on the spot, stewed prawns with persimmons? Is this guy going to die? ... I said speechlessly: "Seafood can't be eaten with vitamin C, or you will die. I'll buy you a piece of braised pork. You have a good rest." After finishing speaking, I walked down the stairs.

Chen Haotian was reading the newspaper downstairs. At this moment, the door was pushed open, and a customer walked in. Chen Haotian stood up and said skillfully, "50 cents for photocopying, 1 yuan for printing, 15 cents for shoe repair, and 2 yuan for keys!"

Hearing that, I almost fell down the stairs! ! Isn't this the jingle of the bitch? How come Chen Haotian also learned it

Today is Saturday, and Miss Xiaoling is resting. After she heard the news of my return, she rushed to the copy shop immediately.

In the afternoon, Miss Jiang also rushed over. As soon as she entered the room, she cried and threw herself into Chen Haotian's arms, crying, "Haotian, you are so stupid. Is it worth it to be expelled from the family because of me?"

"It's nothing, you don't need to blame yourself so much." Chen Haotian comforted, "I feel relaxed after being freed from the shackles of the family, but now that I have become an ordinary person, will your parents agree to betroth you to me?"

Miss Jiang hugged Chen Haotian tightly: "I don't want to marry you."

Sister Xiaoling and I have already gone upstairs to leave room for them, but Sister Xiaoling and I are still gossiping and standing at the stairs to eavesdrop. Hearing this, Sister Xiaoling said: "Listen, how touching, How romantic."

"Sister Xiaoling, we are also very romantic. Last time I went to your house to have a big engagement party..."

Before I finished speaking, she glared at me: "You still have the nerve to say it."

"Then what's the matter? You are mine. Uncle betrothed you to someone else. Of course I want to take it back!"

"Cough! Cough! Cough!" The bitch coughed loudly over there, signaling that what I said was too nasty, and he almost couldn't listen anymore.

I scolded angrily: "I don't want to listen to get out!"

The bitch muttered in a low voice: "Why do diaosi make things difficult for diaosi..."

"What are you talking about?!" I almost flew over the soles of my shoes.

The bitch hurriedly covered his head with a quilt and said, "I'm sleeping, and I can't see or hear anything. Go ahead."

The atmosphere was ruined by him, how can we continue

But at this time, the door below seemed to be opened, only to hear Chen Haotian's skillful introduction: "50 cents for copying, 1 yuan for printing, 15 cents for shoe repair, and 2 yuan for key matching!"

When Xu Xiaoling heard this, her reaction was similar to what I had just now. If I hadn't supported her, she might have fallen down! Why are you so surprised? Who is Chen Haotian? The eldest son of the Chen family of the eight major families! The Chen family controls many large enterprises, including the world's top 500 companies! It's no surprise that such words as one yuan and five for shoe repair came from Chen Haotian's mouth.

An aunt's voice came from downstairs: "I repair shoes."

The bitch lifted the quilt suddenly, and said with surprise on his face: "It's business!" Then he hurriedly put on the slippers, and the weak look on his face disappeared, Xu Xiaoling and I were stunned! The bitch looked at Xu Xiaoling and me who were surprised, and said seriously: "Brother and sister-in-law, it's not easy to make money these days, I just rely on this one yuan and five to buy a house and marry a wife, come on, let me down do business."

I moved stiffly to give way to the bitch. After the bitch went downstairs, I looked at Xu Xiaoling and said, "Miss Xiaoling, he called you well just now." I leaned slightly and put my lips on hers. lips, and then quickly ran downstairs...

In the evening, the jerk's girlfriend also came, and the jerk returned to his half-dead appearance. It wasn't until I proposed to eat at night that the jerk got up. In fact, Chen Haotian didn't hit him hard at all yesterday, so this guy is all pretending today, I already knew...

When we arrived at the restaurant, we asked for a private room. After ordering, the six of us were chatting.

At this moment, the door was kicked open suddenly, and a dozen big men rushed in, one of them pointed at me and said, "Boss, it's the fucking kid!"

The big man who spoke looked familiar, and I suddenly remembered that last time I went to the disco to catch ghosts, he was one of the two big men guarding the stairs on the second floor.

As for the 'boss', it looks even more familiar! Isn't he the Scar Lee I knew in prison? !

Scar Li also obviously recognized me, he was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Hahaha, little brother, I should have guessed it was yours!"

"Huh? So it's Brother Li, who was released so soon? Congratulations."

Scar Li scanned around the people in the room, and said to me: "Little brother, can I talk to you outside?"

It doesn't matter, with Chen Haotian here today, even if there are more than a dozen people, they will have nothing to do with me. Besides, I can also take down a dozen people.

Scar Li and I walked out of the room and stood in the corridor. At this time, the hotel staff also came over and asked, "Sir, what happened just now?"

"It's okay, we were just kidding." I said casually.

"Are you sure you don't need to call the police? If something happens later, the store will not be responsible." He warned.

"No, we were joking." I repeated.

The hotel staff retreated, and Scar Li said: "Little brother, since I met you, I discovered that there are ghosts in the world, so after I came out, I asked my brothers to inquire, and finally found a ghost. He is willing to help me." , but in exchange, I will buy him an expensive embalming agent to keep his body from decomposing. As a result, he just helped me once, and you killed him. Tell me, this account How should it be calculated?" He lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and exhaled a faint smoke ring.