The Last Cat in the Universe

Chapter 17

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Sints Empire has two big news today.

The first one was that their Marshal Ji Xiuyun, who had been with black hair for thousands of years, shaved an inch of his hair.

The second is a video about cats leaked from the military.

There are no secrets in the huge star network, and no matter how strict the legion is, it is impossible to be monolithic.

The photos of the marshal were released by the media. His neat hair did not ruin his image, but he looked sharper and more masculine than the previous slightly soft hair. A few photos have attracted thousands of Huaichun men and women to see. I can't close my legs.

In times of conflict, people are always full of a sense of crisis, and this sense of crisis makes them especially prefer a strong and masculine male appearance that can bring people a sense of security and oppression.

For example, Ji Xiuyun, Ji Xiuyun and Ji Xiuyun.

As soon as the photos were released, they received praise and praise from countless fans.

And after the cat's battle video, which was not classified as confidential, was leaked, it caused countless waves on the originally uneasy star network.

The physical fitness of cats is really amazing!

Not to mention breaking the myth of the marshal with zero defeats, he also hanged and beat a legion commander under the marshal!

The speed that is invisible to the naked eye, the astonishing bite force, and the sharp claws that are almost flashing cold are simply - handsome! ! !

Ordinary people don't want to get to the bottom of why the Marshal overturned his car. They are already very excited when they see the result.

A myth that cannot be broken will always be a myth, only when it is broken and surpassed can there be progress.

Their Marshal will go a long way after that!

Although this cat named Yue'an is not comparable to the size of the big cats mentioned in the data.

Although this cat is only one type of pet cat mentioned in the information.

But so what!

Although it looks petite and cute, it is powerful!

Do you know what concentration is essence

Know what it means to be a villain who is both beautiful and powerful... No, kitten!

Do you know what is cute contrast

This is!

Little bunch!

The power of the explosion!

It must be so cute to confuse the enemy!

Maybe you can pass the level cutely when you encounter natural enemies!

One look, many uses!

Our ancient earth creatures are awesome!

Now this kitten belongs to our marshal's family!

Just think about it and be happy!

Crazy applause is a must!

Xingwang users licked the screen seamlessly at 360 degrees flatteringly, so happy that they wanted to jump up.

do not stop!

It's best to have this big news come out every day!

It doesn't matter if you can't touch it and can't keep it, at least let us see more!

Look at the cat with the light brain every day, and you will feel better throughout the day!

The group of users on Xingwang who were crazy and brainless when they saw the Marshal and the cat were as crazy as if they had taken drugs, and they were overjoyed, but the offline situation was much more serious.

Many people saw Ji Xiuyun's new hairstyle, because Marshal Ji is going to attend the Imperial Military Court today.

With regard to the Marshal's presence at the court-martial, two cases were involved.

The first one is about the previous case where the spy leaked the military plane and caused the marshal to be attacked and disappeared.

The second is the case where the former deputy of the marshal accused the Imperial Research Department of the case, requiring the presence of the top leaders of both parties to confront each other.

The first one is basically determined to execute the death penalty for the spies, which is simply going through the motions.

But the second matter is likely to become a long-term seesaw.

The external image of the Imperial Science and Technology Department is quite good, and it has also made many outstanding contributions in biological sciences. Although it is well known that the marshal has been at odds with them all along, but because of the good image in the past, for a The charges of those convicted of rebellion are overwhelmingly treated with distrust.

Without definite evidence, this lawsuit is not easy to fight.

Ji Xiuyun did not choose to withdraw the lawsuit.

His idea was very simple. Anyway, his Silver Blade was still being redesigned, and he couldn't do without the Emperor Star for a while.

Now that there is an opportunity to disgust the Imperial Research Department and make them worry about his every move for months, why not do it

For this matter, the marshal was very happy, even looking forward to it.

The expectations are high enough to overwhelm the unpleasantness of changing the hairstyle.

Ji Xiuyun's heart is very broad, but his mind is also small.

He can openly accept positive, well-founded questions or comments. But if he offends him seriously, he can remember it for a lifetime, and he will never tire of finding trouble.

He doesn't like to be beaten to death with a stick either—after all, cutting flesh with a blunt knife hurts the most.

Of course, the Imperial Scientific Research Department is the type that he wants to kill with a stick, but he can't.

So Ji Xiuyun seized the opportunity to disgust the other party, just like the scientific research department seized the opportunity to attack him or disgust him.

Ji Xiuyun was in a good mood, and his mood was even better when he looked at the head of the scientific research department with a stinky face.

He noticed that the minister of scientific research was looking at him, without any fluctuations on his face, and he assumed a calm posture of strategizing.

The head of the First Army who was sitting next to him as secretary cooperated and handed him a stack of documents.

Mr. Marshal reached out to take it, and gently shook the thick content in his hand at the minister.

It was as if the thick stack of materials in his hand was the key evidence he possessed that was not conducive to the scientific research department, giving the other party the illusion of "I have the evidence, so I insist on holding a court to overthrow you".

Thinking that the opponent this time is Ji Xiuyun, who has always been honest with them and even showed some hatred towards them, the head of scientific research's face turned blue all of a sudden.

Mr. Marshal looked away, and slowly opened the file.

The fonts on it are densely packed, but they are actually all ancient earth data picked up from the database of the Information Security Department. The main content is the experience of raising cats.

But God knows, the marshal knows, the head of the army knows, but the head of scientific research sitting across from him doesn't know.

While waiting for the court session, Ji Xiuyun flipped through two pages of documents, then looked up at the minister of scientific research sitting opposite him.

His face was expressionless and indifferent, as if looking at a dead object.

The head of scientific research opposite him was so frightened by his posture that he seemed to have really grasped some key evidence, thin beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

He has experienced the incident with Ji Xiuyun back then. The first time the scientific research department overturned was in Ji Xiuyun's hands. If he really has any incredible evidence at this moment, he will definitely punish them to death.

When the time comes, none of the top executives of the scientific research department will be able to escape.

Ji Xiuyun slowly flipped through another page of tips on raising cats, the sound of the page flipping fell on the ears of the person opposite, like a loaded gun.

Mr. Marshal looked at the other party's face as white as a sheet of paper, and tapped on the table lightly, and his mood suddenly became clear after being curled up by his cat and having to change his hairstyle.

Hit my idea, dare to hit my cat's idea.

This marshal can't scare you to death!

Yue An, who didn't know that he had become a favorite in the eyes of some people, gnawed off about thirty pieces of Lingshi in one go.

He wanted to continue chewing, but he glanced at the remaining Lingshi and licked his paws anyway.

Cats can't see that their food bowls are empty, which makes them feel very insecure.

So he kept the last dozen or so pieces, jumped out of the box containing the spirit stones, and tried to feel the spirit energy flowing in his body.

He had squatted in the barren star and accumulated so many years of spirit energy, which was not as much as the spirit energy produced by the more than 30 spirit stones he ate today.

Yue'an is a cat with a sense of crisis. He has always been used to saving his spiritual energy for emergencies.

But he is a young cat, and he doesn't control his emotions at all like those old fritters in the clan. For example, he got into a fight with Ji Xiuyun before, and on impulse, he used up all the aura he had accumulated over the years.

—Although most of the spiritual energy was actually provided by the dozen or so spiritual stones that Ji Xiuyun offered in the past few days.

Now that more than 30 yuan have been eaten, it has returned to the previous level and even increased.

Yue An straightened his upper body and leaned against the side of the box, poked his head to look at the remaining ten or so spirit stones in the box, but finally failed to overcome the cat's instinct, and left some food for himself.

He patted his belly, and after scratching the walls of the box containing the spirit stones as a cat scratching board, he swung his tail and retracted his paws.

He put the disk-shaped optical brain firmly on his head, and walked downstairs with four short legs.

The cat climbing frame downstairs, Yue An, has not played before. After the stingy Marshal Ji was scalded by him today and shaved his face coldly, not only did he not remove the cover that kept the snacks out before going out, but added several more to it. question bank.

It's not impossible for Yue An to destroy the protective cover, but it's not necessary.

The learning tasks with a reward system are actually very effective in completing them. At least for Yuean, he is quite motivated with snacks as rewards.

Yue An sat there all morning, reciting the "900 Commonly Used Phrases and Phrases of Sints" that Ji Xiuyun gave him, and also finished the questions on the switch panel of the protective cover, and took all the snacks inside.

The whole cat with a milky white ball of hair got into the large packaging bag, with its tail dangling outside.

He finally finished eating the last candy in the bag, and took two steps back, but his foot missed, and the cat rolled off the sofa with the bag and the light brain next to it purring.

Yue An's whole cat was wrapped into the packaging bag that exudes the sweet smell of candy. After rolling around for several times, it stopped. After a few seconds, Yue An poked out his head from inside, pricking up his ears alertly. I looked around and found no one or any camera, so I licked my nose and slowly crawled out of the packing bag.

Snacks are done.

The first book is also finished.

Yue'an put the package of snacks that he had thrown all over the floor into the trash can, then bit the trash bag and dragged it to the door.

Yue'an is a clean cat.

He squatted on the circular platform on the top of the cat climbing frame, shook his fur, and licked his paws and hair, which were still stained with a lot of crumbs and smell of snacks.

If you can't lick it off, wave your hand to attract a small stream of water to clean your fur.

The white hair balls are bathed in the sun, and the edges of the face are illuminated by the brilliant light, as if they are glowing.

Next to this small platform is the floor-to-ceiling window, and opposite is the grand pendulum clock.

Yuean looked at the time, touched his belly, thought of the taste of the Sints staple food he ate last night, looked left and right with his azure cat eyes, and finally landed on the food he had just brought to the ground. On the optical brain.

The book he learned this morning contained the word takeaway.

Yuean remembered that he had agreed to many copyright applications and the money he earned from the live broadcast.

Ji Xiuyun said that the money is more secure.

The witty little cat jumped down from the cat climbing frame and ran all the way to the optical brain. According to the instructions in the book, he stretched out his furry little paws and fiddled with the optical brain twice. After finding the button, the soft pads pressed it. go down.

Mr. Marshal doesn't need to order takeaway, so Yue'an searched for a long time but couldn't find the software icon with the word takeaway in its name.

Now that he was able to understand most of the common vocabulary, Yue An discovered that Mr. Marshal's optical brain was full of such-and-such news, such-and-such fighter records, such-and-such virtual military online battle platform, such-and-such virtual interstellar battle platform, such-and-such A record of events...

Yuean: "..."

A style of military madness and indifference came to the face.

No wonder they took him to the cafeteria.

It's okay, there's nothing wrong with it, it's very Ji Xiuyun.

Yue An finally moved his gaze to the green picture at the end.

He now understands how powerful this software called Jinjiang is.

If you have a Sigan helmet or a biological capsule, you can connect to this platform and you can enter the virtual community. Almost everyone has an account on this platform, which is called the second society.

If you don't have a Sigan helmet or biological cabin, you can simply perform some operations through the optical brain page.

For example, publishing various types of works, such as live broadcast, such as online transactions, such as recording life or... ordering takeaway.

Yue'an didn't know which foods were delicious, and the names of the dishes on the takeaway list were as literary as each other, and as complex as each other.

In the end, Yue'an, who was tired of flipping through the pages, chose to sort by price and sales very simply—he chose the page with the best sales in the most expensive batch.

Yes, a whole page.

Yue An didn't know, although what he deducted was indeed the platform's income balance, but the optical brain consumption would send a notification to the bound account.

Mr. Marshal is awaiting the hearing.

Mr. Marshal felt his remote bracelet vibrate.

Mr. Marshal looked down at the interface on the bracelet.

Mr. Marshal saw that 360,000 yuan was instantly deducted from his account.

Mr. Marshal saw that the name of the 360,000 deducted from him was: takeaway.

Ji Xiuyun: ...

Ji Xiuyun:? ?

The only one who can use the money in his account is Yue An.

I haven't seen you all morning, but my cat even learned how to order takeout?

Yue An knew nothing about the marshal's bewilderment when he received the notification suddenly.

After he ordered the takeaway, he checked the background balance and found that it had increased a lot compared to before.

Based on the previous price of only a dozen pieces of Lingshi when he reached eight figures, he can now buy more than 20 yuan.

Twenty dollars!

Yue An rolled happily on the plush carpet.

Then he thought about the fact that he had gnawed more than 30 pieces of spiritual stones by himself in the morning, and the rolling motion stopped instantly, with his two front paws curled up in front of his chest, and his belly was exposed looking at the beige ceiling. It's like being stupid.

How can I eat so much

Twenty or so yuan is not enough to eat for a day! !

——What is the difference between a cat that can’t leave a surplus of food for itself and a salted fish!

Yue An also knew very well that it was impossible for him to let Ji Xiuyun supply him with unlimited spiritual stones.

After all, he played so many games with the mecha yesterday, and he could see clearly that a mecha has at least one main energy compartment and two backup energy compartments, and each energy compartment must be filled with at least two spirit stones. to supply energy.

With so many generals under Ji Xiuyun's command, if he could promise to give him an average of fifty yuan a month, he probably opened his own small treasury.

Don't touch the military warehouse!

Although a mine owner's own small treasury must be considerable, but after all, he leads troops to fight, what if there is an urgent need

And I promised fifty yuan at the beginning, and I, Yue An, am an honest and friendly cat!

The little fur ball slumped on the carpet raised its two front paws, hugged its head in distress and rolled around twice, finally raised its head, shook its ears, and looked at the page that emerged on the light brain.

Xingwang users are still licking the 50-minute-long video and dancing wildly.

Countless people cried under Marshal's only social account and begged him to let the cat out for sucking, and some people sneaked over the wall from countries outside the domain of the Sints Empire, and perfectly integrated into the ranks of crying inside.

At this moment, the holographic projection above the center of Civic Plaza, the largest shopping plaza in the virtual community, suddenly cut into black.

The sound of music suddenly stagnated.

People walking around the square and chatting stopped in doubt.

After a short period of darkness, a fluffy little head appeared above the center of the square.

It was looking up at the camera, stretched its head and moved closer to the camera, so close that one could clearly see the delicate white fluff and pink nose, even shyly revealing a small white jade-like fang. You can see it clearly.

It seemed to be a little confused about the current situation, so it let out a small "meow", and the sound was delicate and delicate, which made people's hearts tremble.

He turned his head, raised his head and stretched his neck as if looking at something, and then jumped onto the dining table next to him, which was full of various foods and an optical computer.

The optical computer was also playing the picture of this little fur ball jumping onto the dining table.

The little guy seemed to have confirmed something because of this, tilted his head facing the camera, and let out a coquettish "meow".

The people in the Civic Square and those who browsed the Marshal's social page through their optical brains were breathless, as if they understood something in the quiet atmosphere.

Then there was a burst of violent screams in unison.

Ahhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !

It's a cat! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The author has something to say: Yue An: The shit-shoveling officer is poor, you have to be considerate of him, your own spirit stone! Earn it yourself! Be a good cat in the new century!

Marshal: Is that why you order 36w takeaway