The Last Cat in the Universe

Chapter 26

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In fact, those few people who tried to catch the cat were really wronged in this matter.

No matter what they say, they are all scientific researchers, so they naturally have a rigorous attitude.

They have fully consulted the data, and there are a lot of actual data and arguments that show that more than half of cats will respond to the smell of catnip.

Catnip is used as marijuana in cats, different cats will have different reactions after inhaling it, and cats that will respond will fall into a period of thinking confusion after the short period of hallucinogenic time. For "sage time afterwards".

There is also another part of cats who are already stupid during the hallucinogenic time, and will just lie there in a daze.

So when they realized that Yue'an had reacted to catnip, they all felt that the matter was definitely settled!

Who knew that Yue An would never enter the final stage after sucking high!

The excitement period may have lasted a little too long!

They all waited outside and didn't go in. You must know that the cat inside is a cat that can fight with SS-level genes and even win!

No one is stupid, who wants to fight head-on with such a powerful combat power

But they didn't go in, but Yue An jumped out impatiently!

As a result, as Ji Xiuyun saw, the cat-catchers were wiped out with lightning speed, without even a chance to struggle, they were kicked into the room one by one by Yue An, and those who should be knocked unconscious, The shredded shredded.

In order to report safety, Yue An even scratched all the equipment in operation before successfully sending out the communication.

The fighting power of this group of people is really too weak.

It can't reflect the awesomeness of this cat at all.

Yuean looked around at the mess in this place, shook his ears, held the test tube that evaporated until only a light layer of light green liquid was left at the bottom, buried his little nose in the mouth of the test tube, took a deep breath, and rolled all over the floor with pleasure .

I haven't smoked for a long time!

Yue An kicked his legs aside the test tube that was not left, got up and shook his head and hair.

Since Yue An's attack speed was beyond common sense, he did not give the group of humans and battle robots a chance to fight back, and ended the battle neatly.

There are no human waiters in the restaurant, and the hospitality robot in this restaurant will not come without instructions.

It was as if nothing had happened at this moment, and everything was as usual.

The white hairy dumpling squatted on the spot for a while, watching Ji Xiuyun, who was rushing over with a large group of people, watching the neat orders in the communicator, thought for a while, jumped back to the dining table, and restarted the live broadcast .

The sky and the earth are the biggest to eat.

It is shameful to waste food.

Yue An glanced at the mess in the room, and started another live broadcast in the messy background without paying attention.

There were already a lot of dishes on the table, Yuean looked at the camera that flew out of the light brain, meowed twice, and then started to eat without any psychological burden.

The melon eaters in the live broadcast room were so frightened that their faces exploded from the melons in their hands.

Why did the restaurant, which was originally extremely clean, become a garbage dump in less than ten minutes?

[What happened in the ten minutes we don't know? ]

[Is Yue An in communication with the marshal? I just saw the holographic projection of the Marshal when the camera swept over it. ]

[Wait, did the camera sweep over a leg just now? ? ? ? ]

[? ? ? ? ]

[I seem to see a corpse... Is it a corpse? ]

[You read that right, I saw it too, there was more than one. ]

Yue An raised his head from the dishes, glanced at the comments, and then at the four unconscious humans lying in disorder in the room.

Xiao Maotuan squatted on the table, yawned lazily, licked the soup on his mouth, lowered his head and continued to eat.

Yue'an's calm posture did not quiet down his comment area, and the melon-eating audience were all stunned, startled as the camera shifted.

The intelligent system of the camera will automatically adjust the angle and direction according to the movement of the subject, light and other factors.

It didn't take long for the people who squatted to watch Yue'an's live broadcast basically saw the whole room.

[If I'm not blind, the ball at the foot of the table should be the forelimbs of the latest ZD41 standard battle robot, with extremely low intelligence, the kind specially used to perform suicide missions. ]

[Looking carefully, it is ZD41, yes, there should be three in total, but the weapons on the forelimbs have been modified. ]

[Hold the grass? Battle droids? The kind of suicide mission? Do you want to use a hammer? ? ]

[More than that, what the person on the left side of the room is holding is a cutting-edge signal jammer that our department has participated in. We are only responsible for designing the shell part, because it is required by the above, and the department has spent a long time studying materials and ductility , so I was more impressed. ]

[So the live broadcast was suddenly cut off just because of this blocking machine? ]

[All scratched to pieces...]

[ZD41's forelimbs are transformed into traps, which are specially developed for catching smaller planetary creatures. They are a bit different from ordinary hunting traps for civilian use, but you can still see the general idea. ]

[Trap? ? ? ]

[Who the hell dares to steal a cat? ? What about the guy who said he was going to steal the cat? ? ]

[I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense! I didn't even go out! Xiao Yue'an is so powerful in combat, and he still needs to bring a marshal! I don't want to kill me to steal the cat? ? ]

[Facts have proved that someone actually stole the cat, who did it! ! ]

[Let's take a closer look... Those who can use ZD41 are either the government or the military, and there are some places that need to be closely guarded. ]

Yue An shook his ears, and vaguely heard the noise coming from outside the restaurant.

He looked up at Ji Xiuyun who had a gloomy expression in the holographic projection. Behind Ji Xiuyun was the head of scientific research, whose face turned pale with fright. Next to the head was a legion commander.

This person was dragged directly from the court by Ji Xiuyun. After all, he saw the logo of the scientific research department on the instrument. As a minister, he couldn't escape responsibility.

Yue An licked his paws and meowed at Mr. Marshal.

Ji Xiuyun was sitting in the car, and when he heard Yue An's voice, he turned his head.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"Meow." Yue'an stretched out a paw, pointing to the door.

Mr. Marshal paused and asked, "Is someone here?"

"Meow." Xiao Maotuan responded.

Ji Xiuyun glanced at Yue'an who was streaming the live broadcast, and suddenly realized that Yue'an was also able to attract a large number of media to flock to him.

This little hairball that came from the lost ancient earth through time is eating in a restaurant on the outskirts of Emperor Star.

It has only been half an hour since the live broadcast started. Considering the location of the restaurant and the traffic in the imperial capital, half an hour is enough time for those media reporters to arrive at the restaurant from the headquarters.

At this moment, it happened to hit a big news.

"Don't let them destroy the scene, wait for me to arrive." Mr. Marshal glanced at the live camera next to Yue'an, facing him, and said coldly, "If the media who came here are disobedient and try to break in, You just let them lie down like those in the house."

Yue An flicked his tail and puffed out his small chest: "Meow!"

[It's over, it's over, I've already predicted what the media will say about Marshal tomorrow. ]

[Military Propaganda Department: Please stop saying a few words, Marshal Ji. ]

[Military Propaganda Department frowned, feeling that this matter is not simple! ]

[Quickly don't worry about the Military Propaganda Department, who of you can figure out who the fat man sitting behind the marshal is! ]

[Don't you care about current affairs? That fat man is the head of scientific research who went to court-martial with the marshal these days. ]

[Fuck! right! Research department! I finally remembered! ! ]

[? ? ? ]

[The logo on the trap belongs to the scientific research department! Because of the incompleteness, I always felt a little familiar, but I didn't remember where it was. When I mentioned the scientific research department, I remembered it. ]

[… What? Research department? ]

[Holy shit, I don't believe it, I'm still working hard on the biological research subject of the scientific research department, and I can apply in another year! Anyone who has never read a book knows this, right? The article prohibiting the use of innocent intelligent life forms for experiments has been written into the law. Does the official scientific research department of the empire know? ? ? ]

[Calm down, under no circumstances can a group be killed with a stick. ]

[Leaving that aside, what is the motivation of the Research Department? ]

[motivation? Do you have no idea how valuable the research on ancient earth organisms is? ]

[… This motivation can be said to be very sufficient. ]

After Yue An finished eating, he turned his head and glanced at the wooden ditch where there were no more dishes to be served, and then at the door.

He heard the commotion at the door getting louder and louder. It seemed that the owner of the restaurant had stepped forward and was blocking the media who were trying to enter the restaurant.

Yue An looked up at Ji Xiuyun who was getting off the car.

Mr. Marshal brought a large group of people over this time, the press officers who maintained the scene, collected evidence, and faced the media, and brought them here directly.

The media, which had been making a fuss before, fell silent the moment Ji Xiuyun got off the car.

The crowd made way for them like Moses divided the sea, and the whole restaurant was so well-behaved that only the movement of taking pictures remained.

Mr. Marshal looked really annoyed today. He was full of murderous looks. He grabbed the scientific research minister by the collar and dragged him out of the car. He strode into the restaurant without showing any face to the media. .

The media that squeezed into the restaurant were invited out by the people brought by Ji Xiuyun. They could only watch as Ji Xiuyun dragged the director of scientific research and led them straight to Yue'an's private room.

The white hairball shook its hair, hung up the communication that it had been maintaining, and turned off the live broadcast by the way, jumped off the dining table, stepped briskly on the faces of those people with short legs, walked to the door and opened it.

Ji Xiuyun threw the director of scientific research into the room, and regardless of his cries of pain when he fell into the mechanical wreckage, he leaned over and hugged Yue An.

Previously, his attention was all on Yue An, and Ji Xiuyun hadn't carefully observed the person lying on the ground covered by various mechanical damages, partially covering his body and face.

Now he carefully looked at the four people lying in the room one by one, and his body tensed up suddenly.

The marshal stroked the little hairball in his arms stiffly and mechanically, with a lot of force, and the more he pressed it, he felt a little unable to lift his head.

Little Maotuan seemed to have noticed something, he turned over, embraced the big hand that was caressing him, and patted it lightly with the meat pad as a comfort.

Mr. Marshal paused his movements slightly, and gently pinched Yue An's little paw with his backhand. When he looked up at the Minister of Scientific Research, his expression was cold and cold.

"Are you familiar with these people?"

As he spoke, he raised his foot and kicked the head of the nearest middle-aged man.

"Coincidentally, I am also very familiar with it."

Can you not be familiar with it

During those two dark months, the six experimenters who often appeared in front of Ji Xiuyun occupied two of them in this room, and they were all lying on the ground now.

The remaining three people, including the director of scientific research, were the ones who injected him with a dormant agent in the medical examination room of the military department and brought him into the laboratory at the bottom of the scientific research department.

Enemy's road is narrow, and greed is insatiable.

Come and catch Yue'an now!

I don't know how to live or die!

Ji Xiuyun pinched Yue'an's paw, looked at the head of scientific research with beads of sweat rolling on his forehead and his face was full of panic, wanted to say something, but was stopped because of the few ordinary soldiers around him, and took two steps back to get out of the way He said, turned his head to look at the soldiers behind him, and signaled them to take him away.

Mr. Marshal stood there for a long time, silent and cold, like a stone.

The soldiers behind him who were waiting to collect evidence looked at each other, wondering if they should walk in at this time.

Yue An looked up at the man in the room who was silently staring at him, and stretched out his claws to hook Gou Ji Xiuyun's skirt.

The Marshal looked down at him.

The white ball of hair was on his black skirt, and the soft pads patted his face gently, and the fluffy head rubbed against Ji Xiuyun's neck, and the cry of "meow, meow, meow" was prolonged. The ending sound is full of consolation.

The marshal, who hadn't been close to his cat for three days, was stunned for a while, then lowered his head and rubbed his chin back against his cat very slightly.

"Not angry," he said. "Go home?"

As soon as Yue An heard this, he jumped out of the marshal's arms and jumped back to the dining table, patting the menu on the table with his little paws, rattling the empty plates on the table.

go home

Why are you going home before you finish your meal

No return!

Mr. Marshal, who had just recovered a little bit of emotion because of the comfort of his cat, was abandoned in the next second, and turned his head to look at the restaurant owner who was standing aside and poking his head.

The marshal asked with his voice that could freeze to death: "Isn't Yuean's meal ready?"

"Hey...?" The owner of the restaurant is a middle-aged man. When he was asked at this moment, he was startled by Ji Xiuyun before he could react, and then hurriedly checked, and replied, "There are still four Twelve paths are not up..."

"..."

Although he had already guessed this fact, Mr. Marshal still felt a little uncomfortable.

But what if you are unhappy

Of course I chose to forgive him!

Ji Xiuyun was a little suffocated.

He held his breath and said to the restaurant owner, "Continue to prepare."

He walked around the large mechanical wreckage, walked to the dining table, and nodded to the soldiers who were waiting outside to collect evidence.

Yue An let Mr. Marshal, who was in a bad mood again, pinch the pads and pluck his fur. His azure cat eyes looked at the soldiers collecting evidence without blinking. His eyes followed the test tubes carefully put away by them. Into the bag where they kept the evidence.

Catnip!

How cool it is to suck.

I don't know if there is any stock in the scientific research department.

Looking at the bag containing the test tubes, Yue An couldn't help but cocked the tip of his tail, hooked Mr. Marshal's wrist, and a bold idea arose in his heart.

The author has something to say: Yuean: Pipiji! Help me up! I'm going to the scientific research department to smoke another hundred of his mother's!

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