The authority certification of the laboratory of the scientific research department is a rather complicated procedure.
The more sophisticated the scientific research institute, the more complicated the certification process is. It is impossible to say, I ask you for permission to enter the laboratory, and then you authorize me, and I can enter.
Such a thing is impossible.
The authority of the laboratory generally includes job card authentication, fingerprint authentication, iris authentication, bone authentication and a series of identity authentication procedures before the authority to enter the laboratory can be granted by the top administrator.
So if you want to enter the No. 1 laboratory, the fastest way is actually to find a boss who can go down to see the situation, or simply break the door violently.
In fact, the acting minister wanted to break down the door violently. He was really tired of these broken things and just wanted to go home and sleep.
He has to get up early tomorrow to do experiments!
However, although three of the people who had permission to enter the No. 1 elevator laboratory overturned, three of them stayed behind. It is not advisable to break the door violently.
The acting minister grimaced and sent a message to one of them.
The external communication signal of the scientific research department is completely cut off, but in any confidential scientific research institute, the external communication of the personnel in the institute is very strictly restricted, let alone the imperial scientific research headquarters.
However, as a minister—although he is an agent, he still has some privileges.
No. 1 laboratory, whether it is the chip of the experimental record file or the laboratory itself, is extremely confidential. Looking at the entire scientific research department, anyone who has the authority to view and enter can be counted with a slap.
The face of the middle-aged man who received the communication was very bad, but the acting minister knew that it was not caused by staying up late doing experiments.
Because this middle-aged man was also one of the people under investigation, he hadn't even been to the scientific research department for nearly a week.
"The No. 1 laboratory has been invaded." The acting minister told the other party the matter very straightforwardly and frankly without forcing him.
The face of the middle-aged man changed: "Invasion!?"
"Yes, I guess there may be a danger down there." Although it was said that there was a danger, the acting minister seemed unhurried, "Do you know who is doing experiments in the laboratory in the No. 1 elevator?"
"No one!" The middle-aged man replied without thinking, "Just wait, I'll be right over!"
The acting minister did not believe the statement that there was no one.
Except for the few authorized people like them, who can enter the No. 1 laboratory safely and undetected.
The Acting Minister personally prefers that they steal chickens and lose money, and they want to use cats for experiments, but the car overturns, and there may be a big disturbance in the palace at the moment.
Noisy!
The acting minister thought.
Hurry up and kill those old guys who are in heaven!
If you don't do serious research, you'll just mess around all day long.
It's very annoying to be so annoying at a lot of age.
The acting minister looked at the hung up communication, thought for a while, and raised his hand to turn off the non-stop siren.
The two young researchers staying beside him looked at each other, unable to hold back their curiosity: "Deputy Minister, what is the No. 1 laboratory..."
"Confidential, let's break up." After the acting minister replied, he looked at the two young men, sighed, and patted their shoulders, "I think there is something missing in our ministry."
The two young men were taken aback: "What?"
The acting minister waved his hand: "Come on, let's make two banners and hang them in the hall."
"Banner?"
"Yes, the first article says 'respect life, appreciate life, love life', and the second article says 'familiarly read the Basic Law, which is convenient for you, me, and others'... Let's add another article, 'Anyone who steals a cat is an idiot, see One kills one'."
"..."
"What about the No. 1 elevator...?"
The acting minister waved his hand: "Just treat the matter as settled, don't ask, people will definitely not take us down when they come."
"What do you mean, is there really that kind of experiment down there...?" The young man made an exaggerated gesture.
"Blind! Blind! What are you! You are the most curious! Shut up!" The acting minister patted the young man on the head, "Can you know things that I have no authority to know? Go and make a banner!"
The two young men seemed to understand something, shut their mouths tightly immediately, and followed the acting minister's buttocks away.
According to the degree of secrecy, in order to avoid leaks and prying eyes of other parties, the former No. 20 elevator laboratory does not even have monitoring equipment.
Not to mention that the acting minister didn't know, even if he went to the security department of the scientific research headquarters, his eyes were smeared, and he didn't know what happened down there.
Yue'an below didn't know what happened above.
To be honest, Yue An hasn't practiced the spell of Qiankun in his sleeve yet.
At that time, he always believed in the evil of the lazy cancer cat. He really thought that the cat would not be able to practice well without sleeves. This concept has not been overcome until now.
Idealistic spells are mainly based on one's own subjective impressions. The impressions in the mind cannot be broken, and no matter how much you practice, it is useless.
The white hairball waited for a few minutes before anyone came, so he jumped onto the drawer, stretched out his paws, and smashed all ten catnip reagents into pieces in one go.
The sound of the test tube shattering was very crisp, accompanied by the strong smell of catnip.
Since you can't take it with you, you can inhale now, wouldn't it be nice to run after inhaling
Yue An, immersed in the smell of catnip, became restless.
This reagent only contains about ten milliliters of solution in a test tube, and it evaporates quickly when it comes into contact with the outside air. For a while, the smell of catnip wafts everywhere in the laboratory.
Yue'an rolled around on the ground, twisting into an S for a while, and a C for a while, and occasionally spread himself out into a long pancake.
I couldn't hold back my excitement, so I got up and scratched the wall, scratching most of the walls of this laboratory with hideous scratches.
He still knows that laboratory equipment and strange things cannot be touched.
Isn't that how it was done in the movies before
Entering a laboratory, accidentally destroying some reagents, resulting in the release of some viruses, causing zombies to run rampant or something.
Generally, the cannon fodder who was killed at the beginning died of excessive curiosity.
With a kick on his hind legs, Yue An jumped onto the wall, spread his four paws, and "cracked" on the wall, then relaxed his two hind legs, and let his two front paws grab the wall with a long With a "stab-" sound, it slowly slid back to the ground.
The special hard wall in this laboratory was used as a cat scratching board by this little white hair ball, and its scratch marks were left on every four walls.
Go home and ask Ji Xiuyun what material the wall is made of, and it's comfortable to use as a scratch board.
Yue An scratched the wall while thinking, and slowly slid to the ground.
He retracted his two claws, took two steps back, and was about to jump again, when he saw a chip in the gap he just grabbed.
Small, black squares, about the size of a thumbnail, are carefully preserved in a small transparent box.
Xiaomao Tuanzi stared at the beautiful blue cat eyes, tilted his head, and looked over curiously, and found a line written on the small box where the chip was stored.
029-Catnip Reagent Experiment Record.
Hi!
It is better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish.
The little white hair ball stretched out its soft little meat pad, smashed the box with a paw that was not soft at all, picked up the chip, turned around and left.
With the chip in his mouth, he got out of the plant science laboratory and glanced at the genetic science laboratory next to him.
Similarly, there are specific names of experimental records under Genetic Science.
Yue'an saw that there was an experiment record at the very top of the ranking: SS-level Genome Foundation Exploration.
The white hairball squatted at the door of this laboratory with a chip in its mouth. After hesitating for a long time, it finally scratched open the door and got out.
In the place of genetic science, Yue An didn't dare to mess around like the neighbor next door, for fear that some T-virus would really be released and cause zombies to siege the city.
He sniffed around with the chip in his mouth, carefully tore a whole strip horizontally on the wall, leaned over to check the chips inside, and pulled them out one by one.
After finally letting him find the chip of the SS-level gene body, Yue An happily smashed the box and took the chip out. By the way, he violently broke open the hidden drawer, and burned some of the remaining muscle tissue and blood samples inside. clean.
After the little hairy ball with two chips in its mouth did all this, it turned its head to the door, the pair of small pointed ears trembled, and in the next second it disappeared and slipped out of the laboratory.
Two middle-aged men rushed in at the elevator entrance, one of whom was the one who had just communicated with the acting minister.
Their faces are very ugly.
Yue An watched the two men pull out their weapons from the door, and then strode into the two laboratories where the door was destroyed.
They found nothing.
Yue An squatted beside them, watching their suspicious appearance, walked around them lightly and silently on his short legs, and broke a few laboratory doors under their noses.
"who?!"
"The heat detector is not responding."
"... I saw a ghost."
The invisible Mao Tuanzi held the chip in his mouth, turned around and scratched the elevator door, floor and ceiling to pieces.
Then he flicked his tail, looked at the two middle-aged men rushing towards the elevator, hummed proudly, turned his head and floated up.
There is no elevator, so neither of the first two people can get out.
Yue An happily arrived at the top hall, lifted the spell, and happily pushed away the perfectly cut steel block in the corner of the No. 1 elevator door in the hall with the tip of his tail. In the cave, as soon as he raised his head, he met Ji Xiuyun's gloomy face that dripped ink.
The marshal was surrounded by a circle of soldiers, who were facing away from them at this time, forming a human wall to block the suspicious scientific research personnel outside.
Ji Xiuyun looked at Yue'an, who had a small head poking out from the corner, and pulled the gloves on his hands slowly. He was full of evil spirits, and even his eyes seemed to be covered with sharp blades.
Yue An shivered with fright at this glance, and the two chips in his mouth fell to the ground with a "click".
The marshal knelt down and put the two chips into his pocket calmly.
"Very happy?" Ji Xiuyun asked in a low voice that only he and Yue An could hear.
Yuean: "..."
I'm not I didn't stop talking nonsense.
… All right.
In fact, there is a little bit of happiness.
Especially when smoking catnip.
Marshal Ji looked down at his cat and said calmly, "Come out."
Yue An became the ear of an airplane, and came out of the hole limply, without even shaking his hair, and ran to the Marshal's feet on his short legs, rubbing back and forth coquettishly.
The Marshal pushed Yue An to the ground, and ignored Yue An, making a meowing sound, checked Yue An's body over and over again, and after making sure that there were no injuries or anything wrong, he breathed a sigh of relief, and his face finally became better. some.
He picked up Yue'an, turned around and walked behind the wall of people.
The soldiers quickly moved aside.
The cat held in Mr. Marshal's arms was so frightened that he couldn't see his ears, and almost turned into a little seal. He looked frightened and pushed himself into the Marshal's arms.
The acting minister looked sad when he saw Yue An's performance.
It's over, it's over, it's over.
The cats with such awesome fighting power are so frightened that they are scared to such a state. The boss below must have done such and such and such and such and such and such and such and such and so, such and such, to Yue'an.
The acting minister seems to have seen the future of the second shutdown of the scientific research department.
"My cat, why is it in the scientific research department?"
Ji Xiuyun's voice was full of icy anger, and he paused every word with a loud voice.
"Why is he frightened?"
Hearing Ji Xiuyun's words, Yue An, who was desperately leaning into the Marshal's arms, trying to get forgiveness by being coquettish, was stunned for three seconds, and then poked a small head out of his arms strangely.
Ji Xiuyun pressed his fluffy head back into his arms expressionlessly.
Mr. Marshal looked around at the surrounding scientific researchers, and asked again: "Why did my cat escape from the No. 1 elevator laboratory with the highest secrecy?"
"Can anyone give me an explanation?"
"I'm really... very sorry, Marshal Ji."
The acting minister was full of guilt: "Although I don't know the truth of this matter, as the acting minister, I have an inescapable responsibility."
Viet An: ...
Viet An:? ? ?
Is this routine a bit wrong
Shouldn't Ji Xiuyun rush to cover him after he was discovered sneaking in
Why does this conversation sound so bad.
What is the acting minister apologizing for
Yue An poked his head out of Ji Xiuyun's arms out of curiosity, and was pushed back by Marshal Ji calmly.
"What I want is not an apology and an explanation." Ji Xiuyun pointed to the elevator door of the No. 1 laboratory, "I want to know what they did to my cat."
Mr. Marshal said: "I want to go down."
Yuean: "..."
Wait, what development is this?
This, could this be the legendary pre-emptive strike... oh no, backfire? ?
You are such Ji Xiuyun?
The author has something to say: Marshal: That's right, that's me, thank you for the compliment.