Yue An has been as tired as a dead cat recently.
The poor little cat was tortured by Ji Xiuyun from all aspects, both physically and mentally.
Every day was squeezed into a cat by Marshal Ji, unable to do anything in his spare time, he could only lie on the sofa and stare at the ceiling with his white belly exposed, even his eyes became blank.
Yue An couldn't tell whether Ji Xiuyun really wanted him to quickly adapt to his human status, or whether he was training him to the limit with the purpose of making him too tired to go out.
It was a rare day today, Ji Xiuyun went out to do something, but instead of going to the military office to sit in the office, he had other activities.
This means that he has no time to beat Yue An physically in the name of practical training, nor does he have time to mentally squeeze Yue An wearing a Sigan helmet in the military headquarters.
Yue An's learning progress in the past few days is quite amazing. There are basically no problems in his actions in the human form, and his fighting skills have also made great progress. As for the aspect of speech-the fastest progress is swearing and acting like a baby.
The shameless shit-shoveling officer Ji Xiuyun was able to reject the cute kitten's coquettish offensive and insisted on conducting cruel practical training on him.
Yue An once found it unbelievable, but later gave up the treatment altogether.
Yue An finally had some free time to stay at home today, and finally recalled his long-lost live broadcast career.
He is lying on the sofa at the moment, showing his belly, flicking his tail leisurely, lying down like a salted fish and playing with his brain.
The live broadcast was suspended at a very suitable distance in front of his eyes. Bubbles rushed out one after another, and the audience cried and narrated how hard it was to live without cats.
[No fresh pussy to suck, life would be better than death. ]
[No fresh pussy to suck, heaven falls apart. ]
[No fresh pussy to suck, can't live. ]
[Crying, I used to be spoiled by the live broadcast every day, and I feel uncomfortable if I don’t smoke for a day. ]
Yue An tilted his head, and didn't have any special feelings about these comments.
Although saying this feels like a ruthless scumbag—but Yue'an is no longer short of money.
Various toys and various games based on his image have been put into production.
This kind of entertainment product is not like the Internet, there is no wall in the sale of toys and games. The sales points are all over the whole and the interstellar world, and the sales profit is quite considerable. Yue An lies at home every day and takes money. Under the premise of various fixed industries.
Yue An turned over, changed from lying on his back to lying on his stomach, and the interface of the optical brain also fell down, and continued to stop steadily at the appropriate distance in front of his eyes.
When Yue An was silent, the audience in the live broadcast room were especially good at chatting, farting and gagging to entertain themselves.
They can talk about current affairs and politics to food cultivation, nonsense, and occasionally talk about investment and financial management.
There are many overlord-level people in Yue'an's live broadcast room, and being able to safely stay at the top of the bubble comment area without being quickly covered is one of the privileges of this class.
And this title can only be obtained by spending at least 50 million on the platform every month.
It is said that many people came not for cats, but for the various small classes brought out by these big guys when they chatted, and some people took notes seriously, trying to fly with the big guys.
Yue'an played the little game recommended by the audience in the live broadcast room with his tail, and didn't even bother to move his paw.
[Big news came out again today. ]
[Our planet has been cracking down recently, and it is big news all day long. ]
[My ball launched a large-scale drug plantation base the day before yesterday, and it is also following up. It is big news all day long. ]
[… I overestimated you. It’s normal not to pay attention to this if you are not in the entertainment industry. You can read the StarCraft News entertainment page. ]
The Sints Empire has been making big news recently.
Not long after Marshal Ji Xiuyun was attacked and disappeared in the military section, news about the last cat in the universe came out in the social section, and then the news about the Supreme Court of the Empire suddenly appeared in the legal section. This matter has not subsided, There was also a large-scale illegal transaction in the central business district of Emperor Star Emperor Capital.
Just a week after the military cracked down on this large-scale illegal transaction, another big news broke out in the entertainment sector.
Mrs. Marshal Kevin, a famous interstellar movie star, and Mrs. Ellie, the most beautiful flower, described her intimacy with a strange man during the filming of commercials on No. 31 film and television planet of the second galaxy.
Along with this news, there is also a long list of photos that can be seen as candid photos.
The profession of paparazzi has gone through countless years and still has not been killed by the torrent of time on the beach. Instead, it has become more difficult to guard against due to the development of technology.
This has also created the status quo that disguisers are becoming more and more popular among people in the entertainment industry.
Regarding the views on this news, it is inevitable to quarrel over portrait rights and privacy issues first, and then discuss the news itself.
[Come back after reading it, can we form a group to catch sheep on the head of Marshal Kevin? ]
[I do not care! Our Ellie is so pretty! ]
[Title party, that is a strange man, the one who stamped and sat with Ellie is only thirty. ]
[Not to mention, that little brother looks really good-looking. ]
[Small fresh meat! Small dogs! cutie! ]
[Marshal Kevin: I don't think it should. ]
[Is this age difference a bit too big... ]
[Don't think about the age difference, these two faces are pleasing to the eye when put together. ]
[Wait, did you just accept the fact that Mrs. Ellie might be cheating so smoothly? ! ]
[Marshal Kevin: It shouldn't be. ]
Yue An lowered his tail, looked at the end of the game displayed on the panel, raised his eyes to glance at the comments, and followed him to the news.
When I saw him, I was stunned.
— Isn't this a fake photo he deliberately posed for when he stayed with Mrs. Elle two days ago
[Ms. Ellie said that she will hold a press conference to clarify. ]
[Hey, I turned to a close-up, how come such a good-looking little brother has never been exposed before? ? ]
[I also turned to...]
[You guys... do you think this little brother looks a bit like Xiao Yuean? ]
[Don’t say it, I still don’t feel it, so I said it…]
[White hair and blue eyes are delicate, small, small cat spirit? ]
Yue An looked at the comments, and was finally willing to move his respect, and let out a soft "meow".
Can it be different
Yue An thought proudly, such a good-looking little brother is me!
[Xiao Yuean thinks so too, I wonder if the little brother is a newcomer in the entertainment industry. ]
[If it is, I will watch Ellie's press conference later, and if it is clarified that she is not cheating, then I will be a fan. ]
[Wouldn't it be nice to suck cat essence while sucking cats. ]
[Hahaha, maybe the press conference later will say that this is a newcomer to the studio, please give me your advice. ]
Looking at these comments, Yue An probably guessed what Mrs. Ellie was going to do.
Oh, innocent human beings.
Yue An patted his belly, stretched out his claws to pick out the snacks that he had bought for several days but hadn't had time to eat, and opened the packaging bag.
The reporters will come out later and scare you to death!
Mrs. Ellie's press conference was quite lively, and basically all the famous media in the entertainment industry came.
Mrs. Elle didn't say much to them, and she just cut to the chase.
"I know what everyone is here for today."
Mrs. Ellie's expression was calm, her demeanor was still elegant and reserved, and her mental state seemed to be very good. There was no sign of panic caused by the big news.
"First of all, I will declare as usual that we will pursue legal responsibility for the weekly newspaper's secret photography and false reports. Secondly, I will explain the identity of the teenager in the photo that everyone is concerned about."
"I met him a month ago on Planet No. 31. Because he looks like Yue An—yes, that cat is very similar, so I chatted with him for a while and gradually became familiar with him."
Mrs. Allie's words were too suggestive, and the onlookers were so scared that their melons fell to the ground.
What is going on with this routine of publishing a declaration of true love cheating? !
Marshal Kevin, how are you, Marshal Kevin?
Take a snapshot and look in the mirror to see if there is a faint green light above your head?
"He is an orphan, not yet old enough to leave the orphanage, he only has a number but no name."
"As we all know, my husband Kevin and I have been married for more than a hundred years, but we have never had children because of our busy schedules, and our best childbearing age is about to pass."
Mrs. Ellie paused, and the audience watching the live broadcast of the press conference also froze for two seconds.
Two seconds later, they came back to their senses and carefully tasted, these two sentences sounded a little strange.
Then, the glamorous woman with the title of Interstellar Extremely Beautiful Flower showed a gentle and bright smile to the camera, just like the warm sun in winter.
"So, my husband and I decided to adopt the child."
Mrs. Allie said: "Today is the day when my husband takes him for identity registration."
Yue An was slightly taken aback when he heard these words, his ears shook slightly on the top of his head, and he heard the rustling sound coming from the window on the second floor.
As soon as I heard this voice, I knew it was broad daylight and the world was bright, and the majestic Marshal of the Empire came to look through the window again!
With a slap of his paw, Yue An quickly turned off the live broadcast, leaving behind the bewildered audience in the live broadcast room, and looked up at Marshal Kevin who came in through the window on the second floor.
Marshal Kevin, with a bunch of fake materials prepared in advance, waved to him on the second floor, and shouted happily: "Small!"
Yue An shivered and didn't want to talk to him.
Marshal Kevin came down from the second floor, packed up and threw away the snack bag next to Yue'an, picked up Yue'an who was lying on the sofa, and weighed it.
Then, like an old father who hasn't seen his son for a long time, he said, "I lost weight."
Yuean: "..."
wake up.
Ever since I opened up my intelligence, my weight and body shape have been fixed for a long time.
You don't have to play tricks on yourself.
Marshal Kevin had no idea that he was not appreciated for his fatherly heart.
Holding the soft and warm cub in his arms, he was not in a hurry to leave, but asked Yue An: "Do you want to go out and play?"
Yue An's ears twitched slightly, and he turned to look at Marshal Kevin.
Marshal Kevin rubbed Yue'an's little head, "After registration, Dad will take you to play!"
"Meow!"
Yue An rolled over and sat up, looking at Marshal Kevin intently with his two blue eyes.
Marshal Kevin stretched out his hand with a smile, palm up in front of Yue An, and asked him, "Go play with mechs, do you want to go?"
Without hesitation, Yue An put his paw on Marshal Kevin's hand.
go go go go!
Playing anything is better than being slapped by Ji Xiuyun!
One person and one cat reached a perfect consensus, and after changing their clothes, they walked out through the window in a very awkward manner.
Yue An's doll name was still registered with Yue An, and Marshal Kevin and the cat spirit who had just entered his household registration book went through all the formalities in a serious manner under the strange gaze of the household registration staff.
But the two people, one old and one young, never expected that they had just stepped into the military mecha training ground, and they bumped into each other head-on to see the design sketch of the new Silver Blade, and handed over the latest physical condition form to the mecha Master, so that he can perfectly determine the values of Ji Xiuyun.
Marshal Ji looked at the two men with dazed faces, turned his gaze around his teacher, and finally landed on Yue An.
He immediately guessed what they were here for.
He is too familiar with Marshal Kevin's exhausted routine.
When Ji Xiuyun was still under him, he discovered that Marshal Kevin has one and only one skill to coax children.
— Shall I take you to play mecha
"Come to play mecha?" Marshal Ji asked calmly.
Yue An, who had been beaten for a week, almost meowed.
But he firmly resisted the instinctive impulse, nodded to Ji Xiuyun with a sullen face, and replied with a straight voice: "Yes."
"Very good." Marshal Ji nodded, "It just so happens that I'm free, so I'll be your training partner too."
Yuean: ...?
I don't want you as a sparring partner!
Why are you free anytime!
The top general is fishing all day long, why on earth has the military persisted until now?
Viet An is simply incredible.
The author has something to say: Legion Commander: With us :)