The Last Cat in the Universe

Chapter 50

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Marshal Ji feels a little distressed these days.

In fact, his cat has been working very hard recently, and his teacher's progress is also very smooth. It stands to reason that there shouldn't be any troubles.

But distress does exist.

And this distress also comes from the cat in his family who suddenly rose up.

Here's the thing.

His cat has been practicing a new skill recently.

This is good.

nothing wrong.

But Yue An caused a lot of accidents during the practice of this new skill.

Although Ji Xiuyun had already experienced a round of fright when he practiced floating, invisibility and zooming in and out, but this time it wasn't much better.

Marshal Ji was sitting on the conference table, and suddenly felt a heavy weight in his coat pocket.

He paused for a moment, then calmly took out a few pieces of candy that were inexplicably extra in his pocket, and put them on the table.

Several regiment commanders staying at the station were startled, staring blankly at Marshal Ji who suddenly took out the candy.

"Continue." Ji Xiuyun said, as if nothing had happened.

In fact, Ji Xiuyun didn't quite understand why he practiced Qiankun in his sleeves—no, it was Qiankun in Maoli in the cat shape.

Why practice Maoli Qiankun, which is said to be a skill of shrinking things and hiding them in Maoli, there will be such accidents that the small props used for practice appear randomly all over the room.

For example, when I was at home, some strange things often fell from the sky.

Or just sit on the sofa or bed, and get hit by something.

Or just kick something suddenly while walking around the house.

Most of these things are small snacks that Yue An uses as practice props, or gadgets that Yue An grabs and uses for practice.

When practicing in cat form, the things that fall from the sky are mostly small nuts and snacks, but in human form, there are all kinds of strange things.

What pens, notebooks, books, water glasses, combs... last night, he suddenly appeared in front of Ji Xiuyun without warning, and he punched him into a shattered sofa cushion.

Of course, these are minor annoyances of little consequence.

What troubled Marshal Ji more was that his cute kitty practiced this skill, which caused some strange things to fall out of his body every morning during the routine morning exercise.

This is true when in human form, and it is also true when in cat form.

Ji Xiuyun couldn't describe how he felt when he picked up the cat and stroked it, and when he stroked it, some small nuts, sugar, and fur model fell out.

Looking at Yue'an's own expression, he was also very dazed, obviously he didn't expect to have these things.

This impact is too great!

Marshal Ji thought.

Not only did he always have some weird problems during morning exercises, but even when Yuean showed his belly on his lap and meowed at him begging to be rubbed, he couldn't do it directly.

He has to bump his cat now to see if something falls out of him.

Actually it will fall.

The figure shakes its clothes and can drop a bunch of weird things.

The cat-shaped hair shakes, and can throw out a small box of snacks.

It's obviously a cat, but it lives like a cornucopia.

In fact, this is because when Yue An practiced, some things might have really shrunk into the small space on his sleeves or Mao Mao. Some of them shrunk and they didn’t know where they went, and some of them simply disappeared completely. , and moved to a corner of the house in the next second.

No one knows which ones were really successful, and which ones flew to a corner of the house.

Even Yue An himself didn't know.

Because he hasn't had time to practice the skill of taking out the hidden things. The reason why he doesn't practice this skill is that he doesn't know what he has hidden in his sleeves and fur.

Yue'an was not reconciled when the practice did not go well.

Today, Ji Xiuyun promised him to take him out to play after finishing his work. For convenience, he simply took him to the resident first.

The little cat who hasn't practiced Maoli Qiankun and Sleeve Qiankun well, practiced this very useful skill tirelessly when Marshal Ji went to the meeting.

Unlike Ji Xiuyun who didn't understand why this accident happened, Yue An knew why this happened.

The Universe in the Sleeve is essentially a kind of space magic.

To put it simply, it is to open a small space where you want to hide things, shrink the target item, and then hide it in that small space.

This spell is a bit complicated, and he has just started to practice, whether it is opening a small space, shrinking or transferring skills, he has not yet grasped it.

But he knows where things will go in the end, and that has a very close relationship with the thoughts he had at the time.

For example, when he thinks of a bed, things will run to the bed. For example, when he thinks of a certain room, things will run to a certain room. When he thinks of Ji Xiuyun, things will appear anywhere within half a meter around Ji Xiuyun.

So he was not surprised that the target objects would be scattered all over the room, after all, there were only a few places he was familiar with and could perfectly visualize the images in his mind.

And because of his unskilled business, Yue An couldn't consciously control the small space to be completely closed, so things would always fall out of his body because of bouncing around.

But this skill must be practiced.

Yue'an used to just lazily spread his belly out to bask in the sun, but now it's different.

He is now an interstellar heavyweight existence!

The beautiful young cat coveted by billions of humans!

Yue An felt that it was very necessary for him to carry an arsenal and a storehouse of spiritual stones with him—whether it was in the shape of a human or a cat.

At this moment, Ji Xiuyun finished listening to the report of the army commander, and was about to speak, when he felt his pockets heavy again.

This feeling is all too familiar.

Knowing Marshal Ji is already used to it.

In order to avoid any strange things suddenly appearing in his pocket, squeeze out a bulge or even directly damage the pocket, Marshal Ji reached out to touch the things in his pocket, and then put the pen that suddenly appeared in the pocket. on the desktop.

Then he put on an expression that nothing unexpected happened, and calmly began to speak.

Yue An was practicing in Marshal Ji's office, and when he found that things disappeared one after another, but did not appear in other places in this office, he withdrew his claws.

He is a little guilty.

Because his mind is full of why Ji Xiuyun hasn't come back now, so he can guess where those disappearing gadgets have gone.

It must have gone to Ji Xiuyun's side.

Yue An simply stopped practicing.

He lay sideways on the desk, wagging his tail leisurely, looking around with his blue cat eyes, and finally landed on the pen holder and water glass on the table.

The evil little claws that belong to the cat's instinct are ready to move.

He looked left and right, and saw a pair of pointed cat earphones stood up alertly, and without turning over, he just lay on the ground and crawled towards the water glass little by little.

After moving so far, I still have to stop and listen to the movement.

The sound insulation effect of this office is so good, there are two guards standing outside the door, and a patrol of soldiers walks through the corridor every five minutes.

Yue An trekked to the edge of the water glass carefully and with difficulty, stretched out his fluffy paws, and gently pushed the glass to the edge of the table.

The sound of the friction between the bottom of the cup and the table fell on Yue An's ears, which seemed quite pleasant.

His ears trembled, he looked up at the door, and pushed the water glass off the table in one breath.

The floor was covered with carpet, but it wasn't as thick as Ji Xiuyun's house. The water glass didn't break when it fell to the ground and didn't break the lid, but it made a "dong" sound.

Yue An poked his head out of the half of the table, looked down at the water glass that fell and rolled around on the ground, and then glanced at the flat table, feeling indescribably refreshed.

After enjoying himself, he turned his head to look at the pen holder next to him, stretched his paws forward, and couldn't control his rambunctious hands anymore.

When Ji Xiuyun came back from the meeting, his cat had swept all the things standing on the countertops in the entire office to the ground.

Fortunately, there were not many things on the desktop, and Yue An was sensible enough not to touch those important documents.

In the few tens of seconds from the outside to the inside of the door, Ji Xiuyun, who was used to the private rehabilitated to clean up the mess, had already picked up everything on the ground.

Marshal Ji walked to the desk and saw that his cat was sprawling on the chair with its legs upside down, showing its belly, and a Sigan helmet enveloped him, showing that it was in operation.

It was a civilian helmet.

Obviously, Yuean went to the virtual community to gain a sense of presence again.

It is true.

Marshal Ji put all the pens in his hand into the pen holder, thinking.

Accomplishment and vanity are both emotions that can motivate people.

Compared with the repetitive and mechanical practice of fighting skills and special skills, Yue'an is obviously much more enthusiastic about this kind of activity where there are winners and losers and he can climb the rankings.

Over the past few days, Yue'an has not been modest at all and has been crazily slaughtering the rankings in the battlefield area. Although he has not made it to the overall rankings, he is a rising star that has attracted much attention.

Judging from the unsparing media reports and Marshal Kevin's smiling face in recent days, we can see how impressive Yue'an's recent performance is.

Even Ji Xiuyun, who is the teacher of this new star, has gained another level of reputation among the people.

Although Marshal Kevin's qualifications for killing his cub in one bite were mediocre, no one believed it.

The media has even started to blow up the setting of the Empire of Tomorrow and the second Ji Xiuyun.

Marshal Ji pressed the notification button on the outside of the helmet. After realizing that Yue An didn't exit immediately, he realized that he might be in progress, so he pulled up a chair again, sat down and read the meeting minutes again.

The theme of this meeting is about the demands of the government.

They insisted on continuing to march in order to take down the resource-rich galaxy next to the eighteenth galaxy in one fell swoop.

Before Ji Xiuyun met Yue An, the little emperor—to be more precise, the government—was eager to win another galaxy.

Their confidence probably comes from Ji Xiuyun's success last time.

It took less than twenty years to lay down a galaxy, which is a rare brilliant record in the history of mankind in the entire era of the universe.

Only those who have seriously studied Ji Xiuyun's war cases can realize the fundamental reason why Ji Xiuyun was able to take down a galaxy in such a way.

That's because the emperor at that time gave him absolute trust and support.

That emperor really entrusted Ji Xiuyun with all his blood and expectations, asking for money for money, for soldiers for soldiers, for supplies for supplies, and whoever said he wanted to send troops would send troops.

During those ten years, Ji Xiuyun acted vigorously and resolutely. He just let go of those who could not be reused in the army, and brought up a group of people who could really lead the army. This kind of almost brutal purge behavior is in the eyes of any person in power. It's no different from rebellion, but Ji Xiuyun was not criticized in any way.

At that time, even Marshal Kevin was fully mobilized, and he stayed in Emperor Star for only one year, and fought with Ji Xiuyun on two fronts at other times.

It's just that the main battle commander at that time was Ji Xiuyun, and Marshal Kevin was the cooperator.

But the galaxies taken down at such a terrifying speed also have many hidden dangers, such as the free army that is now flourishing in the 18 galaxies, such as the large-scale disease and poverty caused by the government's inaction.

Therefore, for their request, the entire senior military department rejected it.

The people below don't know, can they still not count in their hearts

If you continue to fight in this situation, it will not be a problem that can be solved by two-line combat. You will be attacked by the enemy, or even cut off the supply line.

But this matter is like a mountain, and the government sometimes pretends not to understand even if they understand it, so the people on the military side pretend they didn't hear it.

Fortunately, this matter is not something that one party can do if it says it wants to do it. The military is determined not to move, and it is impossible for the government to forcibly kick them out.

But it is not possible to attack new galaxies, but it is necessary to suppress the rebellion of the eighteen galaxies.

The production of the Silver Blade is already halfway through, and Yue An's enlistment in the army is ready, and he can be directly put into his army when he kills the top ten in the overall list.

There is not much time left for Ji Xiuyun to prepare.

In this case, all the seven legion commanders under him have to be recruited back, and maybe two generals with excellent performances have to be seconded from Marshal Kevin to be enough.

After getting an A-level victory battle evaluation, Yuean retreated from the virtual community when he saw the notice that someone was looking for him, jumped on the desktop, and saw the galaxy hologram floating on the desktop at a glance. It is intelligence data.

Ji Xiuyun was staring at the map of galaxies, his hands kept moving, he pulled down a few information pages from time to time, and kept roughly jotting down some important information on the panel.

Yue An didn't bother him, and squatted beside him obediently, without making a sound, and even lowered the sound of breathing.

It is very rude to interrupt others when they are concentrating on something.

Yue An quietly lay down, quietly looking at the brilliant starlight.

Marshal Ji certainly didn't forget his promise that Yue'an would take him out to play.

Ji Xiuyun didn't show much surprise when Yue An chose to be quiet and not to disturb.

He has always been clear that Yue An is not as sensible in such small details as a cat that has been separated from human society for many years.

Every time at this time, he is so well-behaved that people can't help but want to hold him in his arms and rub him hard.

After writing and saving the first module, Marshal Ji simply turned off the panel and turned to look at Yue An.

"How long have you practiced in your sleeves today?"

As soon as the milky white kitten heard what he said, she knew what Ji Xiuyun was going to do.

Yue An raised his paws and straightened up. The thick fur on his body was almost squeezed into small mushrooms, which looked as soft as cotton balls.

Marshal Ji finally didn't give him another high five this time.

Ji Xiuyun picked up the cat.

Then trembled.

A lot of candy and snacks, as well as a few pens, fell out of Kitty Maomao's body, and finally a soft, super cute milky white doll fell out lightly.

Cat type.

It looks exactly the same as Yue'an, and the feel is also very similar to the imitation.

Marshal Ji is very familiar with this doll. It is based on the image of Yue An. He saw it when he was out some time ago, and bought it and put it in the office.

If you have nothing to do, just knead and knead.

Yue An stretched out his paws and hugged the doll that was as big as him.

Then he looked up at Ji Xiuyun.

Ji Xiuyun also looked down at him.

Yue An innocently stared at his pair of azure cat eyes, opened his mouth and yelled at Ji Xiuyun, "Meow~"

Marshal Ji looked between the real cat and the doll cat twice, and pursed his lips slightly.

"Doll." Marshal Ji explained dryly, "It feels good in the hand."

Um

Yue An was stunned for two seconds, not understanding why Ji Xiuyun wanted to explain. .

Ji Xiuyun didn't know why he had to explain.

He felt embarrassed that he bought an inflatable doll and was caught by the object on the spot.

It wasn't quite right, but it wasn't too bad.

Yue An came back to his senses, as if realizing something, jumped off Ji Xiuyun's hand, and began to open Ji Xiuyun's desk drawers one by one.

Then, in the second drawer from the top on the right, he saw a doll of the same style as the one in his arms.

To be honest, the one that fell off Yue An's body was actually bought by Yue An himself yesterday.

Unexpectedly, Marshal Ji also bought one secretly, and he didn't ask for it.

Yue An squatted in the drawer and looked at the two dolls of the same style, and then raised his head to look at Ji Xiuyun who betrayed him.

Marshal Ji, who was also aware of this, looked down at him and remained silent.

The scene was once very embarrassing.

After about ten seconds, Yue'an was the first to recover.

In order to prevent one person and one cat from staring at each other forever, Yue An gave a soft "meow" to Ji Xiuyun.

He rubbed the two dolls, jumped onto the table, and stretched out his paws to Ji Xiuyun who was sitting in front of the table.

There are real cats at home who even go to buy dolls.

No one would believe it.

I have never seen a more stupid shit shovel officer than this.

The milky white kitten stuck its meat pad on Marshal Ji's face.

Pinch the little meat pad for you!

You're welcome! No money from you!

The author has something to say: Yuean: This year's shit shoveling officer is not good.

Ji Xiuyun: ... No way