The League of Legends’s Most Ambiguous

Chapter 239: Pull the cool dick into the sky

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Today is not a holiday, nor is there any major day.

But today's leather city is different from the leather city of the past. This is different, and the focus is on the leather city vault.

The Pi City Treasury was built in District A in the center of Pi City, right next to the Pi City government. A tall, square and magnificent building stands there, and you can feel its majestic atmosphere from a distance.

Nonsense, whoever has money will be generous, and the treasury is full of money, can it not be atmospheric.

Usually, the Picheng Vault is a relatively lively location. After all, everyone has gold coins. Some people have to take dozens of gold coins and save them. But the vault naturally accepts all of them. Don’t It looks like a small amount of money. If there is too much money, it will become big money.

However, today's vault is particularly lively. This is so lively that there are not many people depositing and withdrawing money, but at the door of the vault, the crowd is crowded with people.

What are they doing

They were waiting for the uproar in the past three days and shouting that the young lady who was going to rob the Picheng treasury would appear.

Look at how flat her chest is—no, it's about how clever her robbery tactics are, and by the way look how flat her chest is, um, that's it.

In three days, Jinx was enough to spread the news all over the streets and alleys of Picheng. An old man squatting on the side of the street begging with a broken bowl squeezed into the crowd. At this time, there were still a steady stream of people moving towards the vault The door squeezed in, and the roofs of the shops on both sides were also full of people, wanting to see Jinx's superb skills in 360-degree high-definition without code.

Everyone is so excited.

Everyone is so excited.

Everyone waited for a day, but they didn't come.

It was late in the evening, and the sky began to sink, but the number of people at the door remained unchanged, and even the news spread to neighboring countries, and international friends came to join in the fun. It's just that this person doesn't come old, it's not the same thing, some people have begun to whisper.

"Fuck, didn't you say that someone robbed the treasury today? I took off my pants and no one could be seen."

"Why are you taking off your pants?"

"Of course it's a slap, if you have a chest, don't you want to slap it? It is said that the robber girl wore a small vest on her upper body."

"Come on, the chest is flat, and your point is really low!"

Someone on the side expressed dissatisfaction, "He has a high point, and I can put two tubes on my cat."

Someone sneered, "I can take two tubes of the overnight food at my table."

"Why can you eat food?"

"Because my daughter-in-law cooks the food, I think of my daughter-in-law when I see the food. When I think of my daughter-in-law, I am very high."

Everyone complained: "It's like you have a wife."

"It sounds like you can cook."

"It's as if you have money to buy groceries."

"It's as if you have grown a little Dingding."

Just as the onlookers at the door ridiculed, the atmosphere inside the Picheng Treasury was not easy.

In the vault, there are almost three steps and one guard, five steps and one post. In order to stop Jinx’s robbery, this criminal is too arrogant, but besides being arrogant, people can’t help but think carefully about whether she really has this ability

When she didn't know her strength, Caitlin felt that it was necessary to make such a fuss. Some things shouldn't wait until it happens to know how to regret it, but kill it before it happens.

An Yang took two girls and a cat on the street wandering around. They came for several days, but they didn’t find a place to sign up. Heimordinger went to the Picheng Science Group, and he won’t be able to come back for a while. An Yang is not in a hurry As for the registration for the competition, you can register again on the day of the competition. Anyway, there will be a lot of people talking on the day of the competition, and you will be able to know the position when you ask.

Compared to signing up, what could be more pleasant than taking two girls and a pet out to go shopping after dinner? At least this is the dream of most dios.

If An Yang has a mobile phone and post a selfie of himself shopping with two girls on Weibo, it is estimated that many people will add him to Weibo and leave messages below.

Brother, two are you busy, let me one.

Brother, send the seed to the mailbox, good people are safe in their lives, please do not mosaic, otherwise I will call the police.

Of course, An Yang doesn’t have a mobile phone, and he doesn’t post it, because this kind of scourge is still done less. Now the male to female ratio is already out of balance. He still accounts for two of them, and one of them is still a stalker. Moreover, the two girls are both first-class and beautiful. If this is taken out to show, An Yang feels that he was either killed by lightning or hacked to death by someone, and he would have to step on both feet after he was cut.

"An'an, there are a lot of people in front of you~" Su Su saw the crowds at the gate of the vault with sharp eyes. One of her hands is holding An Yang's arm.

Lingli looked pitifully at Su Su holding An Yang's arm, she also wanted to take An Yang's arm, but she didn't dare. He could only glance at An Yang secretly, and gave up angrily.

"Isn't there the leather city vault?" An Yang seemed to think of something, "right! Isn't Jinx going to grab the leather city vault today? I forgot all about it, but looking at this posture, it seems that the looting has not been successful yet, otherwise so Why are a large group of people still around the door when it's late? Go, there is no excitement. It's not people." An Yang happily squeezed toward the crowd, and when he turned around, he found that the two girls and a damn cat were standing still. .

"Why don't you leave?"

"We are human." They said so.

"—"

An Yang has now reached the level of a 15th-level summoner, and his physical strength is much better than ordinary people. He is holding a girl in one hand, and there is a small civet cat stuck to his neck. He still squeezes in easily from the crowd. .

In the process of squeezing in, it is inevitable to step on some people, but because there are too many people, I don't know who stepped on it. When the scolding is unpleasant, An Yang will choose to retreat and step on again and then rush away.

With Su Su Lingli squeezed to the front of the crowd, looking at the heavily guarded vault.

Today’s vault seems to be temporarily closed. Maybe it’s because of fear of being robbed. The outside policemen are fully armed, with helmets and caps on their heads, and body armor to resist fear. The appearance of a terrorist attack.

"Man, how's the matter going?" Arriving in the front row, An Yang asked an onlooker in a familiar tone.

"I haven't shown up yet. I said that I came here today. I finished my breakfast and came back. I went home at noon and had a meal. I haven't come yet. I went home to have a meal in the evening and came back to see, but I still didn't come. I'm going to go home and sleep now. Really, if I don't have the ability, don't talk nonsense! So many people come to join in the fun, really bad mood, alas, I guess I have insomnia again at night, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. Things that count will have a bump in my heart." The onlooker chattered at An Yang.

An Yang turned his gaze to other people, and found that their expressions were also a little impatient. Obviously, everyone felt very upset by the appointment of this young lady.

After all, everyone waited from morning to night to see how she grabbed the treasury, but she did it well. It was boring to waste a day with everyone such a big pigeon.

Just as everyone shouted in their hearts that they were boring to go home and have sex with their husband and wife, suddenly a clear and arrogant voice came from the sky.

"Wow~ With so many people, has the show started?"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then immediately raised their heads, looking for the sound source in mid-air.

The sound is from—

"Look! She is standing on the top of the government building!" The government building is the tallest building in the entire Pi City, and standing on it can almost have a bird's eye view of the entire Pilwaterf.

For a long time, in everyone’s minds, the Picheng government has been a very prestigious position, but today, this young lady who threatened to rob the treasury is standing at the top of the government building at this moment. Behind her is In a bright moon, her domineering blue ponytail danced with the high winds, a kind of unparalleled arrogance spontaneously, coupled with her arrogant laughter, only in that moment, it ignited the hearts of countless people. A cavity of blood.

Who has never been young

Who has never been licentious

Who doesn't want to do something that he wants to do when he is young, rather than something that he dare not do when he is old.

Everyone lives in an evil villain. This villain is the most extreme thought in people's hearts. It is like walking on the road and seeing a beautiful woman. The most extreme thought in the heart is naturally to press her against the wall. After a kiss, of course, you are constrained by yourself, social morals, face, and so on, so that people have to bury that idea in the bottom of their hearts until they decay.

The extreme behavior of robbing the treasury may seem bold, but it is the most cheerful manifestation in people's hearts.

Who doesn't want to be rich? As for the fastest way to get money, after all, it is still the overbearing behavior of snatching the treasury. It's just that layers of laws bind you like a spider web. Snatch, everyone wants to snatch it, but everyone knows whether it can.

However, today there is a person who stood up and blatantly confronted the government and the police department. He was doing what a large group of people wanted to do but did not dare to do, or that they had no ability to do it. In this regard, it inspired all the onlookers. The heart that is eager to move.

I don't know who was the first to take the lead, but everyone shouted at the gate of the vault.

"Jinx!!! Jinx!!!"

In the office on the third floor of the vault, in front of the big French windows, Wei and Caitlin stood there looking at the restless crowd below.

"Bah!" Wei hit the desk with a punch, and a thin crack suddenly appeared in the desk, "This damn pesky, there will be someone supporting her, I don't understand."

Caitlin was still calm as usual, and the corners of her mouth raised a nice arc, and she lifted the brim of her hat with her jade finger, "Sure enough, it's coming. I like this kind of criminal who challenges my bottom line the most."

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