An Yang began to walk aimlessly in this distorted space, and sometimes raised his head. An Yang was always worried that the land floating above his head would suddenly fall down. People were worried about the sky. He was worried.
Indeed, the ground that was stepped on every day suddenly turned over and the peasants sang up to the top of their heads. It really made people worry about what to do if it fell into a mood.
However, An Yang has been walking for more than half an hour, and there is still a blue sky and white clouds under his feet, and there is no exit at all, and there is nothing else. This is bad for An Yang.
When you are in a place where you can't even see the exit and don't have a clue, you will also die of sadness.
How to get out
This is a problem.
What about eating and sleeping
This has become a big problem.
The landscape under his feet has not changed, but the landscape of the land on the top of his head is constantly changing, and it cannot be said that it is changing. The main reason is that An Yang keeps moving his position, and the scenery he sees is naturally different.
"Little Mushroom Picking Girl~Little Mushroom Picking Girl~" At this time, there was a brisk singing voice above his head, which was hummed by a very young girl with a very tender voice.
An Yang hurriedly raised his head and saw the land that was upside down above his head. Now he has entered a forest. In the woods, there is a little girl holding a teddy bear in one hand, and another in the other hand. Holding a small basket, humming and constantly searching for mushrooms.
"Damn is finally alive." An Yang's moved tears were about to fall, and he suddenly thought, if he cried, would it rain on the earth
Putting aside this boring thought, An Yang tentatively shouted at the little girl below.
"Little sister~little sister~"
"Who?" The little girl on the ground stopped, looked around, found that there was no one, and continued to bounce around looking for mushrooms.
"Little sister~little sister, I'm on top of your head." An Yang followed the temptation and finally made the little mushroom picking girl raise her head.
Then the two looked at each other for a second, and both screamed.
"Fuck, isn't this Annie!" This is An Yang's cry.
"Fuck, why are you hanging in the sky." This is Annie's cry.
An Yang twitched the corners of his mouth, "Don't say damn little girl, this is wrong."
"I listened to the uncle you said I just said acridine, what does it mean to be fucked?" Xiao Anni said innocently, raising her neck.
"Uh—this fucking trough—this fucking trough, that’s what it means, lying down, lying down, troughing refers to a pit, a pit, a damn, which means lying in a pit—it means sleeping anyway. Almost." An Yang said blindly.
"Uncle wanted to go to sleep." Little Annie looked up her neck and felt tired after a while, "Uncle, come down, what's fun in the sky, I'm so tired with my head up."
An Yang wants to cry without tears, I still want to go on! But the place where you are standing now is the sky to me. See who can jump from the ground to the sky.
"Little girl, uncle is asking you if something is okay." An Yang showed a gentlemanly smile, thinking that this girl with no hair must be unable to withstand her slashing face, herself. But the world's No. 1 loli killer who claims to be invincible from heaven to earth, please call me killer Yang!
"Uncle, you laugh so evil, Ma Ma said that you can't play with such an evil uncle who laughs at you. Uncle I'm leaving, eighty-eight."
The corners of An Yang's mouth twitched, this is still a small non-mainstream loli, she even knows it.
"Hey, don't go!" An Yang exclaimed as she looked at Annie as she was walking further and further, "The super invincible and lovely little Lori who is kind, beautiful, gentle and generous, I'm calling you, please stay! This It is the request of my life!"
"Well, for the sake of honesty, I will stay and chat with you for a while." Annie was praised and ran back again.
An Yang: "—"
What's wrong with children nowadays, such a thief, does your family know
"By the way, uncle, how could you run to the sky?" Annie simply lay flat on the grass, so she didn't have to look up at An Yang.
"If my goddamn knows how to get to the sky, I will leave it here with you for a long time."
"How the fuck did you get to the sky?"
"Children don't learn to speak from adults-his mother's words are uncivilized." An Yang was all in a cold sweat, and the children nowadays have too strong learning ability.
"Oh, okay, uncle, are you hungry, do you want me—"
An Yang hurriedly said that I am not hungry!
He was afraid that Annie would say something I would give you something to eat. Now when someone asks him if he is hungry, An Yang reflexes to make up the second sentence.
"Well, I also said to pick some mushrooms for you to taste. The mushrooms in this woods are very delicious."
"Call—" An Yang breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Annie didn't say anything terrifying. It turned out that it was picking mushrooms for him to eat.
"By the way Annie."
"Hey, how did the uncle know my name is Annie."
"Uh-Uncle knows fortune-telling!" An Yang suddenly thought of a trick to deceive a child. Anyway, at least let him get out of the sky now. Otherwise, what happened to him hanging upside down in the sky, An Yang knows. Now, there must be no exit in the sky, at least he has to go down to the earth to find an exit.
First use the trick of fortune telling to bluff Annie for a moment, and then deceive her feelings-ah! Then ask her where is the exit of this place, and you're done!
I'm so witty, An Yang was moved by his wit, and gave himself a life applause.
Bang bang bang.
Sure enough, An Yang had expected that the child was still a child, and his attention was quickly attracted by An Yang.
"Wow, uncle, you are so amazing, you can actually do tricks."
"Ahem, optimistic." An Yang began to pick up the little trick he had just started to enter Valoran Continent and cheated the old man of time, and threw a gold coin from his pocket.
"Do you see it? This is a gold coin. Now I put it in the palm of my right hand. Do you see it?"
"Well, I saw it." Annie nodded vigorously.
"Look carefully. Now the gold coin is in the palm of my right hand. I slowly clenched my fist. Now the gold coin is in the right fist, right?"
"Yup."
"I lightly pat on my left hand! Look! The gold coins are coming to the left hand!" This is an entry-level trick. Stack two gold coins together for everyone to see. As long as the distance is not very close, others will only see it. Turn into a gold coin, and then show everyone your left hand. There is nothing in your left hand. Everyone naturally relaxes their vigilance, and then hurry up, put one of the gold coins into the left hand, and then clamp it behind the middle finger. Clamp the gold coin to prevent it from falling. At this time, in addition to the gold coin in your right hand, there will be a gold coin behind the middle finger of the back of your left hand. This is the illusion that you passed the gold coin.
Spread out the left hand again, the left hand really has a gold coin, and the right hand replayed the old trick to hide the gold coin in the hand behind the middle finger, and completed a pretend transfer with the concept of stealing the beam, but this has the flexibility of the fingers. Higher requirements, and it is easy to see through once someone is close to you.
But it's not a problem to lie to a little loli like Annie.
"Wow, uncle is great!" Annie clapped desperately, and An Yang's face overflowed with a confident smile, showing a sense of accomplishment.
After being intoxicated for a long time, An Yang suddenly realized that he still had nothing to do, so he raised his head and asked Annie again.
"Xiao Nizi, do you want to see more powerful tricks?"
"Yes!" Annie nodded desperately.
"Then tell Uncle, do you have any more respectable elderly people here?" An Yang understands that if you are looking for a little girl with a big fart to ask if you can't ask anything, you still have to follow the vine and find someone who can say something. Those who speak, like an old man, must know a lot of things, and may also know a little about what they say.
An Yang didn't care about what the old man said just now. He had to leave here as soon as possible. After he disappeared, Su Su was still in a coma, and he didn't know what was going on right now.
The thought of An Yang here is another heartbreak.
"Old man? There seems to be something!" Annie thought for a while, and then said.
An Yang's eyes lit up, "Why don't you take your uncle there soon, then uncle will give you so many tricks!"
—
Five minutes later, An Yang stood in the sky, and Annie stood on the ground, staring at each other.
"Is this the old man you are talking about?" An Yang looked at the goat standing beside Annie, and bleated.
"Yeah, didn't you see that his beard is all white? It must be very old and very old!" Annie gestured a very old meaning with her hands.
An Yang almost cried, and the children's thinking was not something that adults could guess.
"I mean people, not animals. What's the use of old animals? Can they talk? You can let them say something to me." An Yang didn't fight, and she wasted so much time. , Still didn't ask anything.
"Boy, who said I can't speak?" The goat suddenly spoke, and An Yang could understand-
"This—" An Yang was stunned, this goat really could talk—
"Don't forget, this is a twisted jungle, nothing is impossible." The goat said slowly.
An Yang's eyes once again fueled hope.
Since this goat mentioned the Twisted Jungle, it means that he is familiar with everything here. A person who is familiar with everything here should know how to get out, right
An Yang put on a respectful smile and sneered at the goat, "That—Uncle Goat, don’t mind if you spoke a bit harder, I want to ask where is the exit here?"
"Exit?" The goat slowly lowered its head and took a bite of grass, then raised its front hoof and stared at the surrounding circle. Just when An Yang thought it was going to point in a direction, the goat said again.
"I do not know either."
An Yang: "—"
[Thanks to the following friends for their rewards: Mint in the mouth, slightly cool, Lantern Festival, cute me. 】