The League of Legends’s Most Ambiguous

Chapter 32: Use life to sell cuteness

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In the grove full of mushrooms in Timo, the shields of the melee soldiers were also fully equipped. One row of melee soldiers marched forward with their shields, and the row of archers in the back row all concentrated on holding their longbows in their hands. Aim at the depths of the woods, once there is something unusual, then there will be hundreds of feathers flying out.

"1, 2, 3, retreat!" Timo counted the distance between the Noxian troops and his mushroom. He saw the first soldier's foot stepped on the mushroom and the color began to turn purple. Timo Withdrawed backwards in a hurry.

"No, there is an ambush! This is poisonous fog!" Carter walked behind the melee soldiers, and he sank when he saw the first row of melee soldiers turned purple due to inhaling a lot of poisonous fog.

At this moment, her beautiful eyes suddenly condensed.

In front of that, she seemed to see a little bit retreating rapidly.

"Isn't that Timo? How could he appear here?" Carter served as a Noxus officer and had a more comprehensive understanding of the heroes on the hero list. At the moment, Timo who had turned to escape was recognized at a glance.

"Looking at his breath, he should have already broken through to level three. How could the hero who was previously ranked at the bottom get promoted so fast?" Carter whispered secretly.

You must know that in Valoran Continent, becoming a hero is a very difficult thing, and the upgrade after becoming a hero is even more terrifying.

Even in the age when Summoners were all over the ground thirty years ago, the heroes who could be in the top of the hero list and reached level 30 only had the enchanting existence at the top of the list. This shows that the hero wants Upgrading is very difficult.

But she had only watched the hero list a month before, and she hadn't seen it for a month, so Natimo actually went up two ranks in a row? If he only relied on himself without resorting to other powers, Carter wouldn't believe it if he was killed.

"Continue to break through! The shadow that flashed earlier is also a hero, grab him!" Carter thinks that Timo must have an unknown secret in his hands. She does not know that Timo is already An Yang's contract. A hero, just knowing that he has always been a single hero wandering around.

After the front row of melee soldiers was brought down by Timo's poisonous mushrooms, the melee soldiers in the back row moved forward, replacing the front row of melee soldiers, and at the same time stepped on a new row of mushrooms instead of them.

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

Poisonous mushrooms exploded in the forest, and thick poisonous gas surrounded the forest.

"Chief Carter, we can't continue to break through the siege, we are stuck in all directions!" Some soldiers said.

After Carter was also stunned, he waved his hand unwillingly, "Pause to break through!"

The remaining soldiers breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this.

There is a trap to prove that someone has come. If someone has come, there must be an ambush, but if they know that the ambush is only Timo singing a small empty city, they don't know if they will be fainted by the anger.

Timo was running high, and when he looked back, no one was chasing after him!

Timo suddenly felt uneasy. Isn't Timo so bad? Anyway, Timo is also very cute, okay, why don't you follow Timo! snort! Timo is getting angry!

Facts have proved that with what kind of boss created what kind of subordinates, under the influence of An Yang's narcissism for many days, Timo also began to become very narcissistic.

Now that no one is chasing him, Timo is about to release his ultimate awakening—the great taunting technique.

"Huh? What a weak breath, so many people don't dare to chase Timo." When everyone stopped breaking through and standing in place waiting for Carter to make the next plan, Timo poked out a little head and appeared. In front of everyone, it looks like you are coming to hit me.

"Timo, today's war has nothing to do with you, if you don't want to be involved, quickly take away your mushroom array!" Carter yelled at him after seeing Timo.

"Ah? What are you talking about? Timo is too windy to hear." Timo took out his ears with his little hands, and his furry ears shrugged twice, looking very pleasant.

The corners of the soldiers' mouths twitched a few times.

Your sister, where there is wind, there is no wind at all, okay!

"If you don't leave again, don't blame me for being polite!" Carter's murderous eyes appeared, and the two daggers in his hand came out of thin air.

"Ah? What are you talking about, Timo’s wind—if you have something to say, don’t throw your daggers, girls should be reserved and not throw rubbish casually—Timo did not mean that, your daggers are not rubbish—please don’t throw them here, ah Timo is going to die, Timo is going to die—" As soon as Timo opened his mouth, Carter directly threw the dagger in his hand towards him, and turned his head in fright and ran away.

"Puff puff!" Originally where Timo was standing, two daggers were submerged in the soil. If Timo ran a step late, maybe the dagger would have been inserted into him now.

"Huh, coward." Carter said disdainfully, and Timo was back before his words were over—

"Tsk, sister Carter, your dagger shot is a bit off. Haven't you practiced it for a long time? Would you like to teach you how to throw a dagger?" He was still humming, "Pull the radish, pull the radish, pull the radish."

If someone observes Carter carefully at this time, you will find that her pretty face changes from red to green, and from green to purple.

"I can't bear it-I can't bear it-you are using your life to sell cuteness." Carter is going to be mad at Natimo. She knew in her heart that if Teemo stood in front of her against her, a hundred Timothy Not dead enough, but Natimo provokes her far away, as she turns her head and runs away whenever she makes a move.

And most importantly, Carter did not dare to chase.

God knows how many mushrooms there are around here.

Timo alone stopped 10,000 people on the opposite side. It seemed a bit of a joke to say, but it was actually the case.

You can't count how many mushrooms there are in the woods, but one thing is certain is that as long as you are successfully angered by Timo and you are determined to swear to catch him, you have stepped on at least three mushrooms.

Carter knew in his heart that it was not the ten thousand people who were afraid of Natimo.

A third-level hero, no matter how strong he is, he cannot match 10,000 people. As long as Carterken is cruel and sends 2,000 people to clean his mushrooms, the remaining 8,000 people will naturally survive.

It's a pity that it is not a good deal to exchange two thousand people for Timo's mushrooms, so this led to the fact that Timo alone stopped the attack of ten thousand people.

Just as Carter was thinking of countermeasures quickly, behind Timo, there was a sound of horseshoes, which made Carter's expression suffocated.

"Damn it, I was dragged on by Nattimo for so long, and German reinforcements have arrived." Carter's beautiful eyes flashed angrily, and when he looked at Timo again, he found that the others had disappeared without a trace. .

"Sir Carter, do you want to retreat first? There are a lot of traps in the woods. If you fight with them in the woods, we are probably the most injured." A soldier said.

Carter also understood this truth, but when he wanted to give an order to retreat, it was already too late.

"Boss, it's her! That's the violent woman! I just stabbed Timo three times in his butt, and stabbed hundreds of dollars in his stomach. The intestines and stomach are spilled all over the floor." His thighs started desperately slandering Carter.

"Pop!" An Yang slapped Timo on the head, "Speaking!"

"Boss, the mushrooms are already set—"

An Yang handed Timo to Su Su, and Su Su hugged Timo, and Timo deliberately nudged him in Su Su's arms, with a pleasant expression on his face. An Yang then turned his gaze to Carter, and the dazzling hair that was still red even in the dark was dancing with the wind very openly.

"You're Katerina, right." An Yang looked at Katerina carefully, saying that it was very serious, but he didn't think so at all.

Damn, this Carter's figure is too hot, his chest is simply incomparable with the drawing on the game, then go back and give a decisive negative comment to the designer of Riot's company! People's breasts are so big, so full, they are all ready to come out, you put them here as if they are deflated, amusing your dad? Do you understand the three-dimensional sense? I don't know how to draw and touch the two girls on the way home to try the feel.

Of course, An Yang is still very serious on the surface, "I don't want to beat a woman, you can go away by yourself."

Carter smiled.

"Haha, who do you think you are? Just one Timo. The little person behind you can shake the 10,000 people behind me?"

"Hehe." An Yang also laughed, "I am no one, I am just a low-powered summoner, if anything offends you-you fucking hit me!"

Carter: "—"

"I won't tell you any more nonsense, German soldiers listen to orders!" An Yang suddenly yelled. When the German soldiers pricked their ears, even the Noxian soldiers at the end of the woods turned their eyes away, as if It depends on what order An Yang will give.

Then-

An Yang turned down from the horse, and said a few words quietly on a soldier's ear.

Noxian soldier: "—"

Nima, let's not take you to play like this! Just now he looked majestic about announcing an order, so he started to whisper in a blink of an eye.

However, An Yang didn't pay attention to so many, but asked the first soldier in the line to whisper one by one, without any deviation in the message.

Unfortunately, people always make mistakes.

What An Yang said was, did you see the Katerina in front? She is the leader of the Noxus squad. Everyone has tried to capture her, which is equivalent to winning the war.

After the soldiers in the first row passed the message, the version became.

Did you see the Catalina in front? She is the leader of Noxus. Everyone has tried to catch her alive, which is equivalent to winning.

After the second row of soldiers passed the message, the version became.

Do you see the Carter ahead? She is the boss, catch her and win.

After the third row of soldiers passed the message, the version became.

Did you see the girl in front? Catch her and the boss wins.

The fourth row of soldiers is finished, and the version is upgraded.

Did you see the soft girl in front? The boss won and grabbed her.

The fifth row of soldiers finished the message, and the version was strengthened.

Did you see the girl in front? I caught her and gave her to the boss.

At the end of the row, all German soldiers shouted in unison.

"Catch that girl over, strip it naked, and bring it to the boss, the boss wants to fuck her!"

An Yang: "—"

Su Su: "—"

Timo: "—"

Carter's pretty face was covered with frost.