"You said you can't get a girl
You say you don't make enough money
Or, you say you look too wretched
When you come to Anyang Office, none of these are troublesome. Men come to save trouble, women come to be unconscious. Our slogan is, no matter what kind of troubles you encounter, we can help you solve problems, even if you want to go to heaven. We will also let you know how it feels to fly, please call 152xxx for details—"
An Yang looked at this billboard for a long time, then looked at Timo.
"Can't think of a better line?"
"I can't think of it, boss, look at Timo, you don't even think about Timo cute anymore."
"Fuck." An Yang kicked Timo and hung the billboard outside the newly opened Anyang office. In this way, the first store that An Yang independently operated in his life opened so gorgeously.
It's just—no flowers, no screams, no one passing by at the door, An Yang Riven and Timo sitting on the threshold looking at the white land, bored.
At this time, an old man passed by, took a look at Anyang, the newly established office, and pushed the ground with his cane.
"Uncle, do you need any help?" An Yang greeted him warmly.
"Can you sell me a billboard? 5 yuan a catty." The old man bargained with An Yang with a heavy Henan accent.
An Yang rolled his eyes, daring to be a tattered uncle.
The three people stayed in the office for a long time, but no one came in and asked.
"Forget it, let's get here today. Let's wash back and go to sleep. Everything is difficult at the beginning." Approaching the evening, An Yang finally lost the strength to wait, saying that the first step in doing business is difficult, and it is really difficult , I haven't seen a person come in and ask.
Just when An Yang was about to lock the door, suddenly a fat man ran from a distance, panting and shouting at An Yang, "Wait a minute, wait a minute."
An Yang looked back and saw the fat man running over, and quickly opened the door again.
"Quickly, smile to greet the guests, follow the method I have trained you, yes, the corners of the mouth are raised, and a slight smile is very charming." An Yang Riven Timo stood in a row.
"Guest, what can I do for you?" An Yang politely bowed to the fat man who ran in front of him.
The fat man wore a suit, but he almost broke the suit. He took out a delicate white towel from his suit pocket to wipe the sweat drops on his face, looked at An Yang and Riven again, and finally looked at Toward Timo.
"this is-"
"This is a cat."
"Why does it laugh so-"
"Because it has also received our humane training, Anyang Office, use it with confidence."
"use?"
"Uh—I mean, is there anything you want?"
"By the way, I think you can do anything with the sign hanging on it?"
"Well, you can."
"Can you kill?"
"Yes, but the price is higher." An Yang nodded solemnly, and gave the fat man a look that looked like a killer. The fat man shuddered when he saw him. In fact, he was teasing the fat man. You go to kill people, even if Riven Timo is there, it's too easy to kill someone.
"The price is not important. Did you see the person in the photo?" The fat man sneaked out a photo and glanced around, as if he felt that no one was paying attention to him before grabbing An Yang. Arm, lying on his ear, said, "I want you to help me dump her."
"Ah? Don't you kill it?" An Yang made a fuss.
"Hush—I’m just asking if you can really do anything. This is my girlfriend. Did you see it? This is fat."
An Yang glanced at the photo and then at the fat man, who was at least twice as fat as the girl in the photo.
However, in line with the saying that the customer is God, An Yang nodded solemnly, "Well, too fat."
"So, I planned to dump her, but she threatened me that if I dared to dump her, she would jump off the balcony."
"What floor do you live on?"
"Second floor."
"You might be able to let her try."
"—" The fat man wiped his sweat again, and took out a stack of money from his arms, "I bought a lottery ticket yesterday and won a second prize with a 26w bonus. As long as you dump her for me, the ten thousand yuan will be you. Yes, before this—" The fat man drew a piece from the wad of money and handed it to An Yang, "This is a deposit."
"Before this time tomorrow, the task must be completed." An Yang said, slapped her chest with a guarantee.
—
"Boss, you actually take this kind of dismantling others."
"What's wrong with this kind of thing? He has already moved to get rid of other people's thoughts. Even if he doesn't find us, he will try his best to get rid of others. Rather than let him take the risk, it is better to spend some money in our office , Guarantee—Guarantee—" An Yang was short of words for a while, and it happened to be a sentence on TV, "XX crowds, safe and painless."
"Yes, it is safe and painless."
"But what do you want to do." Timo looked up at An Yang.
"A woman followed a man desperately, why?" An Yang asked back.
"Because of love?" Riven turned her head to interject, holding the back of the sofa.
"This is only a small part. I saw the photo just now. Although the woman is not very beautiful, she is more than enough to match the fat man. She must have a picture."
"It's not good to be so decisive," Timo answered.
"Anyway, we have to try it first. This is our first order. There is no need to kill people and set fires to fly over the wall. Small breakups can't be done well, so let's not open a shop. This is the fat guy who stayed. Who’s calling his girlfriend’s phone number?"
"Fight yourself!" Riven said in unison with Timo.
"I am the boss!"
"Cut~" Riven and Timo gave An Yang a white look, and then they sat on the sofa and watched TV together.
—
"Hello, hello, is it Ms. Xie?" An Yang dialed the phone number of the fat girl's girlfriend, and a mad voice came from inside.
"You are?"
"Hello, I am looking for Ms. Xie."
"I am!" The frantic voice doubled again, and An Yang almost sat on the ground without being scared.
No wonder the fat guy wanted to break up. If it was An Yang, he would also divide it. Hearing this sound, he would shoot at least three seconds early. For a man, shooting three seconds early is a huge loss.
"Hello, I am here. I am from Riste Kitanturitu Four Company. At present, our company is in the initial stage of establishment. It is mainly engaged in psychology. I am honored to invite Ms. Xie to have a phone conversation with us."
"Not interested in."
"Participants can give away an iPhone6 immediately."
"Go ahead, want to ask something."
"Excuse me, do you have a harmonious sex life with your boyfriend?"
"Reluctantly make do."
"What kind of posture is generally used?"
"He is up and down."
"How long does he generally last."
"I thought he hadn't entered yet, who knew he would come out."
"Okay, the visit is over. If your number is drawn, we will call to ask your home address and deliver the gift to you." An Yang hung up the phone with a snap.
"Boss, what are you asking?"
"You don't understand, it's called psychology."
"So evil? Where's the psychology." Timo said he didn't believe it.
"Why not psychology? Through the brief conversations just now, I have a general understanding of her personality. Tomorrow, follow the address suggested by the fat man for a period of time, and then we can initially draw up a response plan."
"Please explain." Riven is also very curious. She doesn't understand how An Yang can judge the personality of others with just a few words.
"First, for a woman who can sell her privacy for an iPhone6, most of them are not a determined woman. Second, a woman who says her man can’t do it in front of others, she herself thinks that she can’t do a man and can’t give it to a woman. For a sexually blessed man, she is still willing to pester a man, and she is sure that it is a plan, not true love, so that the next plan can be better implemented. Third, the posture is very important, and the female uppermost represents a strong aggressiveness. It’s not easy to be satisfied on the one side, and the female lower body position is basically perfunctory, or her personality is very weak. From her tone of voice just now, I don’t think she is very weak, so I can only say that she is perfunctory and understand From these three points, you can roughly judge her personality, her willpower is not firm, she likes to be perfunctory, and she is easily confused by the power of money." An Yang taught Timo and Riven a lesson, and both of them looked dumbfounded. With An Yang.
It seems to be true—
—
After collecting the general information about Ms. Xie, An Yang began to prepare dinner. Cooking at home saves a lot of money than eating outside.
When he was cooking, suddenly there was a flash of light in his mind.
Suddenly An Yang shivered, and the task came!
"Task: Please use the Pygmy City Policewoman-Caitlin, complete 20 kills in a single round of qualifying, and 0 deaths, mission rewards, Py City Policewoman-Caitlin."
"Caitlin—" An Yang couldn't help but think of the dark night and the grove in his mind. Although he can't remember what he did at that time, it's always good for such a beautiful legged girl—to teach her to do it at that time. Rice, don’t you need to cook, hahaha.
An Yang was trembling with her own wit.
As a result, the vegetables were muddled
After patrolling with Riven’s and Timo’s hatred of killing his father, An Yang finally compromised. He went to the fast food restaurant downstairs and ordered a few fast foods. After a meal and tea, An Yang sat back in front of the computer. , Open the game interface of LOL, log in proficiently, and click into the ranked ban selection interface.
Luckily, it was 2L again. 1L chose the Bomberman mid laner. An Yang locked the role of the Picheng policewoman without saying anything. He didn't know what hero would appear in each mission, so An Yang also recharged his account. I have a lot of points, just in case you don’t have the hero, you can still buy some points.
In the past few days, An Yang has played a few games more or less. After a few days, if he wins this game again, An Yang will have won ten consecutive sets in the positioning game.
[Well, everyone is the most popular policewoman, then let our big white-legged policewoman appear in front of everyone in a very enchanting posture, and thank you for the 588 rewards of the Sanhuo Fan Children's Shoes at the end of June. Finally, ask for a monthly pass. 】