The wind at night is very cool, and now it has turned into mid-September, and it is almost winter.
Riven and Xie Yan were walking on the road. At this moment, a cool breeze came out. Xie Yan shuddered involuntarily, and hinted Riven, "It's so cold."
Generally, at this time, as a man, you must have the gentlemanly demeanor of taking off his jacket and putting on the lady. No matter how strong a woman is outside, she is longing for a body that can protect her from the wind and rain at all times. she.
"Is it cold? Why don't I feel it." Riven was blank, and Xie Yan gritted her teeth and cursed in her heart. Of course you are not cold, but you are wearing a coat!
"But I feel cold—" Xie Yan pretended to be a little daughter.
"Then it's cold." Riven said blankly.
"You—" Xie Yan stared.
"What's wrong with me?"
"Nothing—" Xie Yan suddenly felt that there was something wrong with this minority's Ouba's brain. At such an obvious moment, he didn't know what to do. It seemed that it was the rhythm that Diosi was destined to live a lonely life.
"Have you never got along with women?" Xie Yan asked Riven.
"No." Riven recalled that before, she basically killed the enemy on the battlefield, surrounded by brave soldiers. It was rare to say that there were women leading soldiers to fight, she was just an exception.
"No wonder it's like a wood. You need a gentleman to understand when you get along with a lady? It's like saying that I'm cold now, you should take off your coat and put it on me." Xie Yan was tempted.
"It turned out to be like this." Riven nodded seemingly, and then asked again, "But I took off my coat to you, what should I do if I get cold again?"
Xie Yan: "—"
This is also because An Yang didn't follow Riven, otherwise An Yang would kneel in front of Riven and hold her thigh and say, sister, you can't leave me a way out like this, the list can't be ruined like this for you.
"It seems to be very lively over there. Why don't we go and take a look." An Yang explained that Riven and others would bring Xie Yan here because there are fewer people in the alleys nearby, so the success rate of robbery will increase. , Of course, just pretending to be robbery.
"Hot-noisy -" Xie Yan looked at the alley in front of which there weren't many people, and swallowed such indecent words as the lively your sister.
"Well, then go and walk around." Xie Yan told herself to be a lady.
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"I'll give you a hand signal later. As soon as the two people come, you will rush up and pretend to rob, you know?" An Yang was in an alley not far in front, and there were three middle-aged men in shabby clothes beside him. .
"Yes, it is that we have never robbed things. We are all good people, begging for a living. I can't do things like grabbing things," said a man with a strong hometown accent.
These three people were all begging for a living on the street, and they were temporarily pulled over by An Yang as robbers, because An Yang really didn't know where to find the actors.
"It's okay, I haven't robbed things, haven't you seen others rob things? You are begging on the street all the time, what have you never seen? Robbery is nothing more than paying attention to three points, fast!
"I know it! Slimming tea drops advertisement!" One of the beggars interrupted.
"Reduce your sister's fat! Let's be a robbery! Be serious! Now you think of yourself as wicked bad guys, looking fierce, frenzied, and taking the lives of others in a flash, taking the lives of others in an instant! Licking the blood remaining on the knife."
"That's a killer—"
"Uh-anyway, I will give you gestures later, and you will surround yourself, how fierce you can come, take a knife, is there a knife?"
The three beggars shook their heads together.
"Uh, take the bricks before they arrive, come here, there are on the ground, take them one by one, and when you will grab one of the girls’ clothes, you will yell with the bricks, stand still, robbery! If you don’t give it, you’ll get one Brick! Let’s practice first. Suppose now I’m a girl and walking on the road. The three of you rush out from there and grab my clothes. Okay, let’s start!" An Yang tidied the clothes and pretended to come up from behind. .
"Quickly, it's coming." The beggars picked up the bricks from the ground and surrounded An Yang. "Hey, give me the money?" One of the beggars poked An Yang's chest with his little finger.
"You—what do you guys do." An Yang pretended to be frightened.
"Hey, we just want to ask for money-no, we are here to grab the money."
"Ka!" An Yang looked annoyed, "please pretend you to pretend to be robbed, okay, don't you think someone smiled when robbed, and pulled someone else's sleeve, pulled! Pull hard! Not lightly poking! Come on! And you, be serious during the robbery, don't pick your nose! Do it again! Behave well, and one person will add one hundred more when the thing is done."
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Riven and Xie Yan walked slowly toward this side, but when they were halfway through, they suddenly saw three big-footed men popping out of the small alley next to them.
"Stop! Don't move, hit hit, robbery! Yes, robbery!"
"Ah! Money grabbing." Xie Yan immediately hid behind Riven.
Riven glanced at the three low-combat big guys, yawned and asked, "How much do you plan to grab?"
The three of them were all taken aback, and could they still be robbed so consciously
Generally, people who are robbed are not always shouting that Yalidie don’t rob me. I’m very poor. I moved a brick for a day and made more than 20 yuan. If it’s a woman, I don’t usually say don’t rob me. You can take my body, and the robbed woman will directly give the woman a knife and yell at her. She is as embarrassed to enjoy such a high-level treatment as a pig, and quickly take out the money.
But the person in front of you doesn't seem to follow the routine, how can you cooperate so much! We don't know how to grab it.
"Then you can give me something."
When it was finished, Riven and the three big guys who slapped their feet together, An Yang gave Riven a little pocket money, not much, only one hundred and eighty yuan, and the four people made up a pile, Riven asked, "I There are more than eighty on the body, so you can see if thirty is okay."
"Thirty is too little, we rarely grab money once, so let's give it more."
"Yes, for your hard work, let's add 10 yuan per person."
"A good man lives in peace."
Xie Yan watched this scene dumbfounded.
It turns out that the robbery can still be resolved in this way-True Tamar's posture.
An Yang had already begun to hit the wall with his head, and such a perfect plan was disintegrated in this way by such amused Riven, and he was also drunk.
—
Unexpectedly, in the end, An Yang completed the task, and he also deeply understood a truth. As long as his face looks good and no girl can’t get in, no matter what mistakes you make in the middle, you can still coax the girl. For a moment.
The relationship between Riven and Xie Yan rose sharply. Of course, it was only Xie Yan's wishful thinking. Three days later, Xie Yan broke up with Fatty, and An Yang got the first bill, 1w Dayang.
"Oh, it's fast to open a shop and make money by yourself." An Yang sat on the sofa and drank a cold drink while blowing on the air conditioner. Looking at the ten thousand oceans on the coffee table, his mouth couldn't close.
Riven pushed the door violently at this time, and, apart from anything else, snatched the cold drink in An Yang's hand and drank it.
"Hey, that's mine." Riven drank it in one breath while An Yang spoke, and then returned the empty glass to An Yang, "Give it to you if it is yours, and I won't grab you."
An Yang: "—"
"Come on, eat an apple." At this time, Caitlin was wearing loose home clothes, pulling the dangling hair to her ears, with a very virtuous look, and handed a peeled apple to An Yang.
"Ah." An Yang opened his mouth.
Caitlin gently cut off a small piece and stuffed it into An Yang's mouth.
"Huh, I can't stand the two of you—" Riven's goose bumps all fell to the ground, and Timo stood on the computer desk and beat the League of Legends man-machine with his feet.
"Boss Boss, are these people of the computer race? People of that race are so powerful, and Teemo found that he couldn't beat them."
"—When you can play a computer with your feet, you can go to the professional league." An Yang gave Timo a blank look.
"By the way, how did you handle Xie Yan's matter?" An Yang asked Riven obliquely.
"I don't have a phone or QQ, anyway, she can't find me once I disappear, right?"
"In theory, this is the case."
"But I always feel guilty."
"Do you like her?"
"How is it possible!" Riven looked disgusted, "I'm a woman, okay, I'm a woman!"
"Oh, if you don't tell me, I forgot about it. It turns out that you are a female." An Yang joked.
Huh!
Riven raised his hand to summon his broken blade, and An Yang paled in fright.
"Well, An Yang was joking with you too." Caitlin stopped in front of An Yang, softly persuading.
Riven then let down the knife in her hand with a cold snort, "Although I am a female, my sexual orientation is normal, okay!"
But this sentence sounds a little weird-what does it mean that although I am a female, my sexual orientation is also normal, so according to this meaning, if you are a male, your sexual orientation is abnormal
But An Yang glanced at the broken blade in Riven's hand, did not dare to say it, he was afraid that Caitlin would not be able to hold Riven back.
"You don't want wages anyway, so I will save the money later. I will go out to have a meal and go shopping to help you buy some clothes and daily necessities. I always wear elegant clothes. It doesn't feel very suitable."
"Boss, is the ex-girlfriend you mentioned before that is called Elegant?" Timo jumped off the computer desk and sat on the coffee table.
An Yang glanced at the two big characters of failure on the computer and nodded, "Well, it used to be."
"Sister Caitlin, be careful of the boss's ex-girlfriend~ Timo heard that there is a very cruel creature in the world of the boss, called ex-girlfriend."
"Get out! You can't go out shopping with us this afternoon."
"Don't don't, Ya Lidie." Timo hurriedly sold cute.
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