The League of Legends’s Most Ambiguous

Chapter 4: The kidnapped cannon

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Demacia Theater.

This is the only mass entertainment venue in the city-state of Demacia. It is celebrated every year for wonderful performances in this large theater that can accommodate tens of thousands of people.

The Grand Theater at this time is relatively deserted compared to the holidays, but it is much more lively than usual.

Because today the princess Tristana of the Yordle will perform here.

The Yordels are famous for their small size, delicate appearance, and pleasant people. They are very popular among residents in Germany. And Tristana, the princess of the Yordels, often lives in Debon. She can sing and dance on weekdays. In plain and simple terms, she sells so cute. Therefore, on the day of her performance today, the people who came to visit A lot.

"Huh? Pao Niang is performing today? Timo is going to see! Timo is going to see! Pao Niang has never told Timo." As An Yang and his party walked toward the city center, Timo caught a glimpse of the roadside bulletin board. On the banner of the gun girl, she shouted with excitement.

An Yang Susu also gradually stopped after hearing this, and took a look at the announcement.

"Is this a small cannon? It looks really cute." The girl liked the cute things very much, and Su Su couldn't help but praise.

"That is, the gun girl is very popular in Germany." Hearing the Susukwa Cannon, Timo also raised his chest triumphantly.

"In that case, let's go find a small gun, and the little guy will lead the way." An Yang lifted Timo up and put it on his shoulder.

Under Timo's lead, the group arrived at the Debon Grand Theater in less than half an hour. When they were about to enter, they were stopped outside by two bodyguards.

"Check the ticket." One of them said humanely.

"Tickets? We don't have tickets." An Yang flipped through her pockets, but there was nothing.

"If you don't have a ticket, go to the ticket room to buy it and enter with the ticket." The bodyguard pushed An Yang to the side, took the ticket from the person behind, and let it go.

"What's the matter?" Su Su asked softly.

"If you want to buy a ticket, you won't be allowed to enter if you don't buy a ticket." An Yang curled his lips helplessly.

"Then go buy tickets."

"That-that-" An Yang's face suddenly blushed.

"what happened again?"

"I don't have money on me—" An Yang was already penniless before crossing, and it was even more impossible to have money in his hands after crossing over.

"Then use mine." Su Su chuckled lightly, took out a delicate wallet, took out five hundred yuan bills from it and handed them to An Yang.

Three minutes later, An Yang returned with the money.

"They said don't fool people with paper—"

"Oh, I forgot. This is Valoran Continent. The banknotes in our world don't work." Su Su slapped his head.

"What should I do-the fare is 20 gold coins. Where can I get it? If I don't have a ticket, I won't be allowed to enter. If I don't allow entry, I won't be able to find a cannon. Looking back, he found that Timo had slipped away quietly.

It's a pity that the short leg was badly hurt, and An Yang returned with Timo in a minute.

"Little guy, should you have this Valoran Continent universal gold coin?" An Yang looked at Timo condescendingly, and smiled unkindly.

"No, no. Look, UFO!"

"Don't make trouble, you are arguing yourself wanting to see the cannon. Now we have brought you here, but we have stopped you outside. You must be so mean.

"I didn't let you follow—" Timo whispered.

"What are you talking about?" An Yang grabbed Timo and hugged him in his arms, squeezing his face and kneading.

"It's hard—I give money, I give money." Timo reluctantly took out a heavy small cloth bag from his arms. An Yang took it and opened it to see a pile of golden coins inside.

"Tsk tusk, your kid is quite rich, confiscated." An Yang put the cloth bag in his pocket without hesitation, and went to buy the ticket.

"Save some flowers—that's all my savings from selling mushrooms over the years." With tears in the corner of his eyes, Timo looked at An Yang's back with a painful expression on his face.

"Okay, Timo doesn't cry. We need to go in to find a cannon. If we have this money in the future, I will give it back to you." Su Su leaned down and kissed Timo's forehead. Timo suddenly felt walking. It's a bit crooked.

"So soft—"

The three of them bought tickets to enter the venue, but the small cloth bag became much lighter, and Timo complained again, but after touching An Yang's flat chest, he closed his mouth consciously.

The decorations on the stage have been laid out, and there are not a few audiences in the audience. Just when everyone was discussing how Tristana would appear on the stage, the lights of the entire theater suddenly went out, leaving only a dark area.

"What's the matter? Is there a power outage?"

"I don't know, let's take a look first."

In the dark, people’s talking voices became smaller and smaller, until there was no more light in the center of the stage. In the aperture stood a small man about one meter, covered with snow-white hair, and on top of his head. Hanging a pair of sunglasses, carrying a rocket launcher on his arm, a small face is delicate and full of cuteness.

"Have you fallen? Have you collapsed?" The light and tactful voice came from the little man's mouth, and there was a burst of shouts from the audience.

"Cannon girl! Cannon girl! Cannon girl!"

"Small guns seem to be very popular." An Yang said as he looked at the boiling crowd.

"That's natural. The Gunny Girl is very popular. Her appearance fee is one hundred gold coins!" Timo straightened his chest, his hat habitually drew off, covering his face, and Timo got him again. It was a rush.

"Well, then we will wait for her after the performance is over." Su Su kowtowed softly and quietly looked at the stage.

The performance continued, and Timo was right. The popularity of the small gun was indeed very strong. From the beginning to the present, the screams and shouts have continued, as if there are signs of overturning the roof.

The little gunner is holding the bazooka, singing and jumping, and his petite figure draws a circle. At this time, the stage is sprayed with colorful flowers, and the popularity of the theater is even more prosperous.

An Yang listened carefully and realized that Xiao Pao’s singing is not particularly good, but her voice is sweet, and with her extremely cute appearance, she is so cute that she can’t pay for her life. No wonder she suffers so much. welcome.

"Little guy, you and she are both Yodels. Look at why they are so popular, but you are picking mushrooms in obscurity every day to make money. You don't want to get rich or something?" An Yang was free and teased Timothy. road.

"Everyone has their own way of life. Although Timo picks mushrooms for a day and doesn't make much money, Timo is very comfortable. Besides, Timo doesn't have too many gold coins, just enough to spend." Timo An Yang was slightly surprised by what he said, and glanced at Timogao.

Unexpectedly, such a small point has a very thorough view of life.

"By the way, you remember to return the tickets as soon as possible. That is all my savings." Timo added.

An Yang: "—"

The performance came to an end after about two hours, and Xiao Pao stood on the edge of the stage for the last link, exchanging autographs with fans.

"Unexpectedly, the level of Valoran Continent is also quite advanced, and the signatures are all on." An Yang smiled as he looked at the small cannons spinning around the stage.

"Uncle and sister, let's go to Xiaotong and ask for two autographed photos too? That thing can be sold for 10 gold coins on the market. It's enough for Timo to sell hundreds of mushrooms." Timo said while pulling An Yang's trousers. .

"What did you call me just now?" An Yang's face sank.

"Brother," Timo replied quickly.

"Don't you know Xiao Pao? Turn around and ask her to sign a few hundred for you. You are also rich." An Yang squinted at Timo.

"Uh-know you, but-look, flying saucer!" Timo's little hand pointed casually, and he pulled Susu's hand directly into the crowd.

"This little guy—" An Yang was also amused by Timo's cuteness, then shook his head, and followed them into the crowd.

"Cannon girl, give me an autographed photo, I love you." The audience in the audience was enthusiastic, and Xiao Pao signed one copy after another, but there were still various items handed over. Xiao Pao signs on it.

"Here, here is Timo's. Give Timo a copy." Timo stood on tiptoe and shook the cards in his hand. Unfortunately, his stature was bruised, even though Timo stood on tiptoe and looked on the stage. , I can only see a few cards but not the Teemo.

Fortunately, the few cards "standing out of thin air" attracted Xiao Pao's attention. She smiled slightly and just wanted to take the card in Timo's hand two steps forward. At this time, the situation suddenly changed!

In the crowd, a man dressed in black rushed onto the stage like lightning, lifted the cannon that was reaching out to receive the card in his arms, and ran to the back of the stage.

Everyone was stunned, and after reacting, the man had disappeared on the stage.

"Kidnapping! Kidnapped! The gunner has been abducted!" The crowd suddenly burst into a noisy voice and became a mess.

"Cannon girl! Timo's cannon girl!" Timo didn't hear it right and tried to climb onto the stage.

"What to do? Chase it?" Su Su glanced at An Yang hesitantly. After all, the two of them are quite special and they are not people in this world. If they cause serious trouble, they may not even be able to protect themselves.

"Chasing! Without the cannon, we still don’t have any clues in Debon. Moreover, this little guy has a deep affection for the cannon. He also helped us a lot along the way. Go and have a look." An Yang said as he picked Timo up and clamped it under his arm, turned on the stage with one hand, and reached out to Su Su.

Su Su was a little bit hesitant, grabbed An Yang's hand, followed him onto the stage, and ran towards the back of the stage amidst the noisy sound.