The League of Legends’s Most Ambiguous

Chapter 54: Hey! Bastard!

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"Here is a vast prairie where various creatures inhabit. When spring comes, the animals are in the mating season again-alas, don’t beat me. That’s how the teacher Zhao Zhongxiang dubbed the animal world. That said." An Yang covered his head and avoided Su Su's fist.

After the second day, they left the small village and continued to move forward in search of the war academy. Now there is one more person in the team, Lingli. Since she does not have any self-protection ability, An Yang adjusted the speed of advancement. Slow down a bit, and let Timo go ahead and explore the way.

"Boss! Boss! There is nothing unusual in front of him, but it's just a forest." Not far away, Timo ran back, apparently being sent by An Yang to find the way.

And Lingli walked around and kicked the pebbles with his arms and feet, and looked at An Yang from time to time.

"The forest? How big is it?" An Yang asked.

"So big!" Timo drew a circle with both hands in the air.

"Forget it, just your short hand, don't describe it." An Yang curled his lips and looked at Lingli behind him, "Lingniu, do you feel comfortable?"

For the rich daughter, An Yang thought that she was taking care of her very thoughtfully. After all, it would not be possible to get rid of her spoiled problems in a day or two.

"If you are tired, okay!" Lingli suddenly beamed her eyes, holding her small fist and looking at An Yang with Xiyi.

"Girl, you think too much, we will take a rest when we are tired."

"Oh—" Lingli replied with a long tone.

The group found a fairly flat rock nearby and sat on it to rest. Master Yi held the hilt of the sword to be handsome. Timo once teased him, but Master Yi emphasized that he was not being handsome. You are meditating, do you understand? You are short.

Master Yi was struck by Timo seventy or eighty stitches, crying for mercy, and Timo gave up.

What's wrong with the short man, the short man will still call you Dad.

The little girl Lingli was sitting next to An Yang, dangling her white and tender thighs. Lingli didn't seem to like to wear long pants very much. They were all tight-fitting black short leather pants with a T-shirt on her upper body. An Yang asked her, she Just look at An Yang with a look that you are an idiot and said, women are born to be seen, so learn to be sexy.

An Yang glanced at her 32b airport, and suffocated the second half of the sentence.

An Yang originally wanted to say that your small body might be stripped off and standing in front of others, and you would not be able to be tempted by beauty. In case you anger the other party again, it is considered to be a mockery.

However, thinking that the little girl is only 16 years old and underage, An Yang feels that she must set an example of a pure brother, at least let her know that she was once the one who would have insomnia in the middle of the night, looking up at the starry sky with sad eyes at 45 degrees Sao years.

While Master Yi hugged his sword in meditation, Su Suze lay flat on the big rock and took a nap, Timo was gathering mushrooms not far away, and Lingli couldn't help but squeeze in by An Yang's side.

"Ah, oh, ah, uh, ahem, ah."

"What are you doing?" An Yang looked at the little girl next to him with a black line, saying that the thinking of adolescent girls is always unpredictable, An Yang wanted to say, what the fuck was right.

"I'm making my voice sound a little softer, is this all right?" Lingli asked in a whisper.

"The sugar content is too much, your original voice is very nice, soft and soft." An Yang told the truth and gave a more pertinent evaluation, but she didn't expect the little girl to be unexpectedly happy.

"Really? Really? Let me just say it, my lady cough cough-my voice is always nice, by the way, Brother An Yang, what type of girl do you like?" Lingli moved to An Yang again .

"Me? Haha, you asked the right person for this question!" An Yang showed an expert expression and looked at Lingli very seriously, "I tell you, I like it better-if the mother is a girl, I will pick it. You don’t know when I chased my daughter-in-law before, but I have been chasing me hard for three years.” When I mentioned this, An Yang felt like tears.

"Ah? You have a wife!" Lingli made a fuss.

"The former daughter-in-law is given the nickname of his ex-girlfriend."

"Oh, did your ex-girlfriend look at it? Does it look good with me?" Lingli leaned her face in front of An Yang.

"Stay away from me, your cheeks are about to stick to my face, and I am not short-sighted." An Yang finally found something wrong, how does this little girl like to lean towards her.

"By the way, Brother Anyang, do you usually have any hobbies?"

"Hobbies? I didn't really have any special hobbies except for playing games."

"I like to play games too! What kind of dazzling dance, flying car, I play very well, but I don't like to play League of Legends, and I always get scolded."

"I only play League of Legends—"

"I also like to play League of Legends! I feel that the game's responsiveness to people, operational capabilities, etc., can be greatly exercised."

"Girl, you didn't seem to say that just now—"

"Uh, that—" Lingli Qiao blushed, and then waved her hand in an unobtrusive manner, "Brother Anyang, what is your zodiac sign?"

"Lingniu, I found that you talk a lot today, did the shadow of the wolf king disappear?"

When it comes to the wolf king, Lingli sticks out her tongue playfully, and feels a lot of peace.

The group rested on the stone for a while, and then continued to set off. In the village yesterday, An Yang also asked many times, but could not find anyone who knew the location of the War College. He planned to walk through the woods today and take a look. Is there any village to stay? By the way, ask the specific address of the War College.

"There are a bunch of small mushrooms on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea. They are smart and lively. They are beautiful and cute. Timo and Timo are going to pick mushrooms." On the road, Timo kept humming An Yang. The nursery rhyme given to him by the church, this song has been scumbags in Anyang’s world, but to Timo, it sounds like the sound of nature. After a few days of hard training, it finally doesn’t run out of tune, but the words The child was tampered with by him.

Today's weather is much better than usual, at least the sun is not so dazzling, and it is accompanied by breeze from time to time, which makes people feel cool from the outside to the bones.

An Yang and his party also walked briskly toward the depths of the woods.

"Wow! A lot of mushrooms!" Timo's eyes were sharp, and he saw a circle of colorful mushrooms under a century-old tree not far away. Mushrooms are Timo's second life, and Timo cherishes himself very much. Life, with so many mushrooms left unpicked, is undoubtedly a violent thing.

Timo himself drove swiftly and swayed towards the mushrooms. An Yang once thought about why Timo swayed from side to side when he was running wild. Then he thought of penguin and came to a conclusion. The head is too big and the center of gravity is unstable.

Just when Timo was about to reach the mushroom field, there was a heart-piercing sound like a chainsaw rubbing heavy metal from the grass nearby.

Then An Yang saw a long yo-yo-like thing, rolling out of the grass directly, so fast that An Yang could only see one appearance.

"Boom!" The yo-yo hit the tree—

"Oh? You scared Timo to death." The yo-yo directly hit the tree in front of Timo, shocking Timo. When he squinted to see the figure under the tree, he immediately turned his head to face. Shouted at An Yang.

"Boss, boss! Come and see this funny hedgehog! I hit a tree!"

"Nima, I am a dragon tortoise! Not a hedgehog!" The voice rang out angrily.

"Boss, boss! Come and see this funny guy! I hit a tree!"

"Baby, sister—" Dragon Turtle suddenly felt his violent temper, and he couldn't wait to kick Timo's feet.

"Yeah! Boy, you're pretty bold, do you know who Timo is?" Timo bared his teeth, unfortunately not lethal.

"—" Dragon Turtle was full of anger at the little bit in front of him. "Small man, don't wait for me to stand up, or I will kill you. I swear I made a heavy move."

"You turn it over first," Timo poured cold water on him mercilessly.

As we all know, the tortoise has been turned over, and it is generally difficult to turn it back.

An Yang and his team quickly stepped forward and recognized the dragon tortoise that was lying flat on the ground and unable to move at a glance.

"Isn't this a dragon tortoise?" An Yang was overjoyed, never expecting to meet a hero here.

"What do you guys want to do? Are you trying to steal my mushrooms? I tell you, don't wait for me to stand up, or I will kill you, I swear I made a heavy hand!" The dragon turtle has two short legs in mid-air. Kicked randomly and threatened fiercely.

"You turn it over first." Timo poured another basin of cold water on it, feeling cold.

"Nima, don't force me, ah!!!" Dragon Turtle yelled, his hands and feet began to exert force.

ten minutes later.

An Yang and his party squatted on the ground around the dragon tortoise.

"Boss, have you ever had steamed bastard?"

"I haven't eaten it, but I think the braised one is better." An Yang commented.

"You are not human. You have the ability to turn me over. I want to challenge you one-on-one." Long Tortoise said angrily, thinking about when he was treated like this for the little forest overlord, or if he hadn't just hit a tree in a hurry. , Where would An Yang and the others watch themselves.

"You sign something with me first, and I'll turn you over, how about it?" An Yang tempted.

Dragon Tortoise thought for a while, and found the conditions very attractive. As long as he could turn it over and use a big taunting technique, it would make a group of them want to stop.

"Okay, armored dragon turtle!" An Yang took out the crystal ball from his arms and shouted.

"Um?"

"Please sign a contract with me." An Yang shouted, and the crystal ball floated in front of Dragon Turtle.

When Dragon Turtle was shocked and the secret path was not good, a card had already been ejected into An Yang's hand.

Card information.

Hero: Armored Dragon Turtle-Ramos

Skill: Light Speed Sprint

Spiked Shield

Sunder taunt

The earth shakes

Attributes: Enhanced armor can increase physical damage.