"This classmate, when you look at you with thick eyebrows and big eyes, you are a martial artist—what? You ask me how I can tell? Don't make trouble, anyone like you can tell at a glance." An Yang Picking his fingers indifferently, he opened his mouth to a classmate whose eyebrows were as thick as Crayon Shin-chan.
"Then why my combat power is only 8." The eyebrow classmate asked sincerely, perhaps moved by his sincerity, An Yang held his hands desperately, "The combat power is only 8? You have to think about it, in this academy Here, how many students can’t eat enough, can’t sleep in a hurry, and sigh day and night, just because their combat power is only 1. Think about it this way, do you feel that you have become more confident? Very good, Confidence is a good thing, but a great man once said that genius comes from 88% confidence and 6% hard work."
The cards counted, "No, where else is 6% going?"
An Yang glanced at the card with an angry look, "Stupid, there are still 6% of geniuses."
"—"
"Then how should I work hard?" The eyebrow classmate seemed to rekindle the hope of life.
"You can participate in a registration training class, but before that, I want to ask, are you interested in learning magic or something?" An Yang suddenly changed the topic.
"Magic? What is it?"
An Yang sighed, "Why do you say that your combat power is only 8, you don't even know that your combat power is 8 or 8?"
"Huh?" asked the eyebrow classmate in a panic, "what should I do?"
An Yang looked at him seriously, "I can tell you clearly, come to us to learn magic, teach and teach, and 800 beds to learn technology, and then go to Lanxiang, Shandong. Our slogan is, don't occupy land, don't occupy land. Room, work only needs a bed-bah, I digress, of course, I said first, you won’t believe it until you don’t know what magic is, right? Come on, get him a paragraph.” An Yang beat A snapped finger signifies the card.
The card weakly took out a deck of playing cards, "Have you seen this playing card?"
The eyebrow classmate nodded.
"Is the first card an ace of spades?"
The eyebrow classmate nodded again.
"What's the first card now?" The card didn't do anything.
"You haven't moved, surely—this, how could it be the B of Spades."
An Yang almost sat on the ground, your poker card has a B of spades—
But when An Yang glanced over, he found that it was really the B of Spades.
"Have you seen it? This is the charm of magic!" An Yang secretly released Timo from the crystal ball, and whispered, "Later you will pounce the card in your arms to praise him, just use what I just prepared for you Do you understand that line?"
Timo nodded, sneaked away from behind, and walked around behind his eyebrow classmate.
"Have you thought about it?" An Yang turned around and continued to bewildered at the eyebrow classmate, "Have you ever thought about it? When you have practiced the Falun Dafa, show it to your beloved girl, what would she think? After you have practiced the Dafa of Shifting Shape and Shadow, even if you meet the robbers halfway through, you can also use such a trick to deter them. Is this the truth?"
"Then, how much combat power does it take to learn from you?" The eyebrow classmate asked suspiciously.
"It's not expensive, just 5 o'clock." An Yang stretched out a slap.
"5 o'clock?" Just when the eyebrow classmate was still hesitating, Timo behind him suddenly jumped out, hugged the card's thigh, let go of his throat and yelled desperately.
"Wow, don't you mean the cards in the transmission are so wet, card master, I like to bend you! Can you teach Timo these tricks?"
"No, you have to pay attention to the first come, then come later." An Yang righteously refused.
"Don't cut the sauce, it's your meal shit!"
"Ahem, fan." An Yang reminded with a desperate cough.
"Uh, Timo is your fan~ Timo has six combat powers!"
"Do you really mean this?" An Yang pretended to be overjoyed, and glanced at the classmate with his eyebrows.
"Don't grab, I have seven!"
"Eight!" Timo bared his teeth at his eyebrow classmate.
"Well, let's leave it to you." The eyebrow classmate waved his hand generously.
"—" Timo was speechless, An Yang lifted Timo up and threw it aside, and said to the classmate with eyebrows with a smirk, "I'm not as good as we can cooperate with you."
"But he has eight combat powers, I don't have any more." The eyebrow classmate looked confused.
"This thing, the main thing is to pay attention to a chance. You have a destiny for magic, so we decided to only teach it to you, like the civet cat just now, with a small body and a big head. At first glance, it is mentally retarded. How to teach! Teach! No! Yes! Give me your prodigal gadget." When An Yang spoke, Timo quickly ran up and bit An Yang's arm.
The card looked at these two people, the big and the small, with a little sweat, did they really make a fuss regardless of occasion—
Finally, the eyebrow classmate made up his mind to practice magic tricks hard, and after trading 8 combat power with An Yang in the martial arts school, he threw his card to a book.
"On the Cultivation and Growth of Magicians"
"Read this book and you will grow up." The card slowly said.
"How did I find that you are more shameless than me." An Yang looked at the card contemptuously.
"Each, each other."
The eyebrow classmate happily hugged the book and left, An Yang looked at the badge on his chest, 12 combat power, and sighed secretly.
Alas, this is far from it.
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At the same time, in Susu and their girls' dormitory.
"Sister Susu, Sister Leopard, can you two sleep together? I'm used to sleeping alone." How could Lingli's daughter-in-law tolerate sleeping in the same bed with someone else, and to sleep with brother Anyang? Let's sleep together! Lingli blushed thinking.
The Leopard Girl glanced at Lingli contemptuously, but she didn't care too much about her because she was too young. "I just sleep on the ground and I'm used to it in the forest." Leopard Girl said.
What she said was right. In the past night, she turned into a leopard and lay down in any haystack and went to sleep. It doesn't matter where you sleep.
Leopard girl slept on the ground, and Su Su and Lingli shared a bed alone, and Lingli happily began to arrange her small bed.
"Oh, it's a pity that I don't have a doll. How can I feel comfortable sleeping like this? There is also this bed, which is not soft enough for my house and is small. What if I fall asleep and roll to the ground?"
"You, just be content. There are still many people who don't even have to sleep in bed." Su Su smiled lightly.
"I really don’t know why Brother Anyang came to such a shabby place and brought us in together. How long will he stay here? I feel crazy. I used to be very big when I went to school in that world, but I didn’t expect it. This world still has to go to school, huh, death is stinking." Lingli grumbled dissatisfiedly while sitting on the bed dangling her two thin legs.
Regarding Miss Ling's complaint, Su Su and Leopard Girl had no choice but to look at each other, and the automatic filtering would be fine.
After talking about it for a while, Lingli picked up a face plate and planned to go out to take a bath with some water, "I'm slimy, I'm going to take a bath, are you going?"
"Wait a minute, now I heard that they have just gotten repairs late at night, and there may be many people." Su Su is also not comfortable with the feeling of standing in a bath with a group of women, but Lingli is holding her small face. The basin runs fast.
After touching for about half an hour, Lingli hasn't come back yet.
"Where did this girl go? Take a bath as long as it takes so long?" Su Su looked at his watch and frowned slightly.
"She is spoiled, she must take longer." Leopard girl shrugged indifferently, but at this moment, she suddenly heard a cry from outside the dormitory.
"Wow! You can't do this, don't do this! Wow-" The cry was from Lingli.
"Something happened!" Su Su's heart sank, and after looking at each other with the Leopard Girl, they felt that something was wrong, and the two rushed out of the dormitory.
There is a bathhouse on both sides of each floor of the female dormitory of the college, which can accommodate many people to take a bath together. Lingli just raised her face and slapped a basin of water, and suddenly found that there was no decent compartment in the bathhouse, it was just empty. , I was suddenly dissatisfied, and was talking about not washing, not washing, and just walking back. Unexpectedly, a girl was passing by her behind her. When the two collided, a basin of water in Lingli's hands was all spilled on the girl's body. .
When the girl saw that she was all wet, she suddenly yelled at her, and she yelled at all nasty things.
Anyway, there are all women here, not a single man, lady? Who would you pretend to
When did the little princess Lingli be scolded like this? Even when An Yang was very angry and angry, she never scolded Lingli, but now she was scolded miserably by a girl she didn’t know, Lingli couldn’t help it. Cried out.
"Haha, pretend to be innocent? Who would cry?" The girl was finished with a few mocking sentences, and planned to leave, but Lingli was stubborn again. Fei was crying while pulling the girl’s clothes to make her apologize. One sad.
The girl became impatient with Lingli and pushed her to the ground. At this time, several good sisters of the girl seemed to rush over after hearing this, and a group of people surrounded Lingli.
"Just this girl? It's good to look good, but what's the use of having a good face?"
"That is, I can make more money when I go out to sell." A group of people sneered around Lingli.
The more Lingli was sitting on the ground and crying louder, they laughed and happier. Some girls talked and moved their hands, and poured a basin of water on Lingli's forehead.
Wow!
When Su Su and Leopard Girl rushed to the entrance of the bathhouse, they found a large group of people around the entrance. In the middle, Lingli was soaked and drenched like a kitten, sitting on the ground holding her legs, trembling all over, her head. It was also buried low in his knees, looking distressed.
"I suggest, it's better to strip her naked and throw her downstairs, let others look at her, let her pretend to be innocent. For such shameless girls, this should be done." A girl suggested.
"No—no—please don't do this—" Lingli cried out of breath, begging quietly.
[By the way, there are so few recent comments-don't you guys love the end?-Have you forgotten that year by the Daming Lake? Yami, please comment. 】