As the saying goes, when a person is unlucky, he will suffocate his teeth when he drinks cold water.
Master Yi just finished praying, hoping not to meet An Yang and Timo in the next round, but now Timo is standing in front of him with a cute smile.
"Hey, how does this make Timo win?" Timo stepped forward and pulled Master Yi's trousers, grinning.
"Not good—" Master Yi looked very depressed, and Timo was simply his natural enemy! Can't beat and beat, this run is a run away, but in the challenge room, you will automatically admit defeat as soon as you run out.
"Huh, mean," Timo murmured a few words, then took out the bursting staff and held it above his head, shaking it in front of Master Yi, "Hey, look at this, look at this, after Timo had this, but It's so awesome—pop!"
"Hyun your uncle, hurry up and give me a game." An Yang slapped Timo's head and looked at Master Yi again, "Try your best."
Of course, Master Yi needs to know to do his best. He looked at the person next to him who was teaming up with him, and sighed, "This one is going to kneel."
"No way!" The person looked surprised. Since walking with Master Yi just now, he hasn't made much shots. Although his strength is still reasonable, he is not as good as Master Yi. Just now It was all harvested by Master Yi alone. At the beginning of the game, he carried the green steel sword. After the two afterimages rushed in, the game was over and they won.
Such a cheating Master Yi actually sighed when facing a short man, and said that he was about to kneel. This was really a morale blow.
A bell rang from the top of the room, reminding the two sides that the match has started.
Master Yi sighed again, as if in an instant turned into a sentimental young man, his body also turned into an afterimage in an instant, rushing in front of Timo.
The person next to Master Yi didn't do it, because he knew that if he couldn't even beat Master Yi, he would definitely not be able to do it. Besides, didn't the smaller teammate also didn't do it
Of course, he didn't know that An Yang was a summoner, but standing still, he could add attributes and auras to the hero. The summoner is awesome and doesn't explain.
Timo stood there and yawned. He was shocked by his speed when he saw Master Yi sprinting towards him. After reacting, Xiao Muzhu trembled several times and shot countless flying needles from it.
"Wuji Jiandao·Remnant Shadow Encirclement!" The steel sword in Master Yi's hand changed from light green to dark green, and then his speed became faster and faster.
Until everyone in the room couldn't see his figure clearly, as if it had turned into air.
"At this speed, has the Promise Sword Dao improved again?" An Yang looked around, but did not find Master Yi.
"Hey, don't be afraid, no matter how fast he is." Timo squinted his eyes and retracted the wooden bamboo, turned over and put the small backpack behind him on the ground, and started to pick mushrooms from inside.
"One, two, three-form a circle, no matter how fast he is, he won't be able to hit me." Soon, there was a circle of mushrooms around Teemo.
Ding!
This is the sound of the sword hilt falling to the ground. Master Yi still tried his best to think about where to enter. As a result, there was a circle of mushrooms around Timo, and he simply threw the sword to the ground. Damn, do not fight.
"I admit defeat." Master Yi said frustratedly. In fact, he couldn't really fight Timo, and Timo's blindness was really his nemesis.
Another of Master Yi’s teammates had given up on seeing Master Yi, and it was hard to say anything. He was very satisfied to be able to enter the semi-finals. They will have another game to compete for third place.
However, An Yang's last remaining game is to compete for the first place, which makes An Yang a little look forward to, who is his opponent
Generally speaking, those who can qualify, the strength is quite good, even if it is Dingban, after all, you must know that Dingban is the class that all new students must stay after they come in, maybe Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon has been low-key grinding swords.
The final match is scheduled for tomorrow. The opponent is not yet known who it is, but these are not very important. The second place is already available to go to Class B. An Yang has already expressed his satisfaction with this, since there is no fight. Zhixin, then his whole person state is also very relaxed.
An Yang, who was very relaxed, took Timo and said that he was going to find the true meaning of picking up girls. Of course, this must not have been told to Su Su. In front of Su Su, An Yang said that he needs to take Timo to experience the joys of nature. .
These words also deceived the pure Susu, there was not even a decent tree in the academy.
"Look, I will teach you how to pick up girls today." An Yang took Timo to the bar. He didn't expect that there would be a bar in the noble, cool and down-to-earth place like the War College.
"Boss, do you mean that you will also bring the gunner to the bar in the future?" Timo asked, sitting on An Yang's shoulder.
"You don't need to bring a bar, I just teach you the method. You think, why do you want to create the two sexes of man and woman? It is to let them choose each other, and each other—"
"Timo understands! Because this way you can reluctantly pursue the opposite sex after you can't catch the same sex you like!"
Snapped!
"Know your sister, listen to me!" An Yang slapped Timo's head. "There is a unique mutual attraction between men and women, but with the changes of the times, girls are attracted to boys. The power increases, and the attractiveness of boys to girls gradually decreases. In other words, girls are waiting for others to pick up, and boys need to take the initiative to pick up other people, so the word picking up girls appears. It’s not a Pao Master, Pao Dad."
"Said it as if it didn't." Timo murmured, but fortunately An Yang didn't hear it.
"In general, there are two levels of picking up girls. The first is to use money to pick up girls. This method of picking up girls is suitable for tall, wealthy and handsome. In layman's terms, it is to spend money to make girls happy."
"I don't understand." Timo shook his head.
"Stupid, I will give you a demonstration. I saw the one wearing a plaid short skirt at three o'clock in the front, and two white ones under the skirt—cough cough, did you see that girl?" An Yang coughed slightly and cocked his face. Try to look more serious.
"I saw it."
"Look, when we go up at this time, we have to invite her to have a drink, so that it will help our plan to strike up a conversation in the next step. Watch." An Yang stepped forward, snapped his finger in the girl's ear, and watched again. Looking at the girl, "Beautiful lady, are you lonely?"
The girl glanced at An Yang and said nothing.
"I also have nothing to do. I have to say that being able to meet here is a kind of fate. Then, how about I invite you to have a drink."
The girl pursed her mouth, still silent, An Yang picked up the wine list for herself, turned her head over and whispered to Timo, "If you want to ask, you must ask the most expensive, so that we can reflect our wealth. The essence of being handsome, understand?"
Timo nodded his head.
"Waiter, how much is a glass of Freljord Glacier here?"
"480 gold coins."
"Two glasses of boiled water."
"—" Timo almost fell off An Yang's shoulder, "Boss, are you also the most expensive?"
"Ahem, I forgot to bring money when I went out just now, but you must have never drunk such expensive boiled water before seeing her so happy. Anyway, this is the first step to success. Next, we We must start to get to know her, for example, to understand her various hobbies and hobbies-beautiful lady, what do you call her?"
"What do you want?" The girl gave An Yang a surprised look.
An Yang don't start to whisper to Timo, "Like this kind of more arrogant and glamorous, we have to be patient-uh, that, I want to be friends with you."
"Friend? Why?"
"Uh, because I asked you to drink such expensive plain water, don't you think you should be my friend or something—" An Yang felt embarrassed to say it.
Sure enough, in the next moment, the girl picked up the water glass in her hand and splashed the water on An Yang's face, "Idiot, give it back to you!"
Then the girl raised her arrogant head and left, leaving An Yang with a wet face and a flat face sitting on the side looking at An Yang's Timo.
"Boss, you are wet."
"Fuck, just don't count, the boss teaches you the second way to pick up girls, some girls, she would rather sit in a BMW car and cry than sit on a bicycle and laugh."
"What is the boss BMW?"
"Uh—how do I explain it to you? It's the brand of a kind of NB in our world. Sit on it, it's cool! Special NB!"
"What is a car?"
"—You have asked too much. Anyway, the second method we will use to pick up girls is to impress others with our sincerity. This method is usually suitable for those who have no money."
"Boss, are you rich?"
"Fuck, your boss is rich, rich and handsome—Timo, I remember you still have more than a thousand gold coins in your hand? You have been a little tight recently, so let's borrow it first."
"—" Timo gave An Yang a contemptuous look, unwillingly took out his small cloth bag and handed it to An Yang.
"With money, it's cool, especially NB!" An Yang felt that his image became taller. "Walking, the boss will let you see the power of the second method of picking up girls. Generally there are two types of girls, like me just now. The BMW girl mentioned, that type, is suitable for rich people, and there is also a bicycle girl who has a simple heart and is very understanding-but most of the long ones are not good." An Yang The conversation turned around.
"Timo only needs a cannon. The boss will teach Timo how to make a cannon."
"Don't worry, learn something from me. This second way of picking up girls requires more thought. They may not need you to pay more money, but you have to be sweet and talk, see five points In the direction of Zhong, the man in jeans is a man—" An Yang twitched his mouth and glanced at the corner. When he looked towards the corner, a woman with long hair and waist was amazed by his sight.
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