The four handsome men, the general and the princess were frightened by Feng Xi'er's heroic actions. They all stared with wide eyes and gritted their teeth desperately to hold back their laughter. They had to act like a constipated patient, stuffing their faces and stuffing their faces. They wanted to laugh but couldn't. , you look at me, I look at you, and then everyone looked at Feng Xi'er with a tacit understanding, and devoted themselves to imitating, and they learned well.
Feng Xi'er completely released herself. Just like those modern imitators, her movements were extremely exaggerated. She lowered her head and closed her eyes, gritted her teeth and clenched her fists, stretched her neck, and crossed her legs. It was a classic Michael Jackson move. In short, she danced as exaggeratedly as she could. Feng Xi'er reacts quickly on the spot. There is no need to rehearse at all, and the live broadcast is more realistic and creative.
Feng Xi'er danced and sang affectionately: "You are innocent, you are kind and harmless, you are the purest white lotus in the world... ah white lotus, ah Virgin Mary... "
Feng Xi'er sang randomly, without any tune or tune. Anyway, these old antiques from ancestors didn't know how to sing and make up the wrong tunes. At this moment, her stage was of course decided by her.
Feng Xi'er was just like participating in an ancient dance competition. She let herself sing and dance, making Concubine Lian fly to the sky. She can sing as well as she can. Anyone with a little bit of brains will know her. This is a satire on Concubine Lian.
It doesn't matter what other people think. The key is that Concubine Lian knows that Feng Xi'er has praised her to the heavens, so even if she mocks her severely, she still does it so frankly and nakedly in front of so many people of the dynasty and in front of the emperor on such a happy day. To ridicule her is to clearly ignore her as the lotus concubine.
Emperor Lintian has never seen such a funny and joyful scene. It turns out that his princes are so interesting when they dance. It turns out that the tough-minded General Yelu can also be so relaxed and funny. The quiet and well-behaved Princess Jingya can also be so lively and unrestrained. Look Emperor Delin's heart was filled with excitement, and he wanted to get over and rock together, relaxing as much as he could, regardless of his status as the king of a country.
Emperor Lintian patted the chair and smiled so hard that his old eyes narrowed and his belly trembled. Feng Xi'er had never seen this dog emperor smile so disregarding his image, showing his old yellow teeth, which was quite scary.
Concubine Lian was so angry that she almost vomited blood. She originally wanted to humiliate this young lady, but now she was humiliated by this young lady in turn.
This proves the saying that those who do too much unrighteousness will surely die. Although this Concubine Lian is not that serious, has she ever been insulted like this before
Feng Xi'er felt relieved when she saw Concubine Lian's angry and helpless look, and jumped up and down, raising the decibels, and sang enthusiastically: "Ah... the pure and kind White Lotus, the beautiful Virgin Mary, all women are incomparable. Fall in love with you, all men adore you, ah... What a great white lotus, Virgin Mary"
Feng Xi'er kept praising Concubine Lian. The guys behind her became more and more courageous. They were all very smart. They looked like monkeys at first, but then they became more and more like Michael Jackson. The style.
The surrounding people, who were full of ridicule and waiting to see Feng Xi'er's jokes, were completely attracted by the wonderful scene on the high platform. The women all covered their mouths and snickered shyly, just looking at the perfect bodies of the four beauties. The sexy twists made me feel elated, not to mention, the ecstatic postures of the four beauties when they twisted were so charming.
Men are not as shy and constrained as women, and they laugh heartily. Three, five or four groups hugged their shoulders and laughed together.
It's not a boast, Feng Xi'er's exaggerated dancing posture, her ecstatic little waist twist is particularly exciting, and Xiaodou gave Feng Xi'er a cute side-cut bangs. People's attention is focused on Feng Xi'er's movements. , and even ignored the frightening ugly scar on Feng Xi'er's face.
Feng Xi'er looked at the laughing crowd below the high platform. Human nature is like this. It's really ironic.
If the four beauties, the general and the princess were not willing to come out and stand on the same side with her, and she danced like this alone, the melon-eaters would have regarded her as a clown.
Long Jiu looked at the imageless people in the crowd, his sneer deepened, and then he looked at Feng Xi'er on the high platform. This scene actually gave him the illusion that it had happened before.
Ziyun saw Long Jiu's questioning eyes and whispered into Long Jiu's ear: "Your Majesty, the eldest lady is smart, cute and quirky. She can think of any kind of dance. She is such an interesting woman. I heard that some time ago, At the Queen Mother’s birthday banquet, she also led the ten princes and others in a very interesting dance.”
Ziyun is now very sure that Long Jiu has completely forgotten Feng Xi'er after drinking the Forgetting Water. Ziyun focuses on prevention when absorbing monsters. When he prepared the Forgetting Water for Long Jiu, he increased the dosage. , as long as it’s about Feng Xi’er, no matter how strong Long Jiu’s perseverance is, it’s hard to remember Feng Xi’er.
Therefore, Ziyun was not worried that Long Jiu would suspect that, because Long Jiu's mind automatically went blank regarding the scenes where Feng Xi'er had appeared. Except for Feng Xi'er, all other memories are intact.
Feng Xi'er was not one to push herself too far. It was so refreshing to see Concubine Mei keep her innocent and kind smile even though she was so angry that she wanted to kill someone. The goal was achieved, so Feng Xi'er gave up as soon as she saw the opportunity. If she really offended a poisonous woman like Concubine Lian, there would be no good fruits to be gained. Feng Xi'er didn't want to really fight with Concubine Lian. It would be better to have one less enemy.
Feng Xi'er did a beautiful ten-turn spin in a row. Although she was not as charming and sexy as Cuixian and Jingya, she still had her own style, like a little chivalrous girl, with a tall and straight figure, a soft and slender waist, and a very light body. It's like it's about to float.
After ten beautiful turns in a row, Feng Xier took a deep breath and performed a beautiful one-word horse, ending this passionate and exciting dance.
Feng Xi'er wore a ponytail and took a deep breath. Fortunately, she wore simple, simple and convenient clothes. Looking back on those days, Feng Xier was the most powerful among the children in the orphanage in wearing a ponytail. I haven't played for many years, but now it's rare to play. It's really enjoyable, and I can exercise my body. It really kills two birds with one stone.
In the end, the handsome one-character horse won the excited applause of Emperor Lintian. Emperor Lintian did not hide the admiration in his eyes, clapped his hands and cheered, saying: "I didn't expect that the young lady would actually do this..."
Oh, there are so many things that the Dog Emperor didn't expect! Brainless Yongjun, Feng Xi'er despised this dog emperor even more after seeing the scene where Emperor Lintian flirted with Concubine Lian. Whether a man has taste depends on the woman he chooses. Look at Emperor Lintian, What kind of women do you like
In addition to being poisonous women, each one is more poisonous than the other. This taste, Feng Xier raised her eyebrows sarcastically, this taste is really "admirable"
It is reasonable for the emperor to be shocked. The women of the imperial dynasty were raised in purdahs and either did embroidery or embroidery. Their bodies were delicate and few women could twirl, let alone tie a horse.
The master's body is very soft, and Feng Xi'er is very familiar with the ability to tie a horse in modern times. Therefore, it is easy for Feng Xi'er to tie a horse, and it is not a problem.