The autumn is high and fresh, the wind is beautiful and sunny, here is the county seat of Yanggu in the Northern Song Dynasty Huizong period.
Early in the morning, Wuhan University made biscuits without disturbing the golden lotus who was still asleep. He tiptoed out and found a chaoyang street at will. Wuhan University leaned lazily on the corner of the wall, holding his arms, padding his feet, and squinting. His small black eyes that never slipped away from the fall thief, shouted:
"Obsam, selling biscuits..."
"Two pennies, a fair price, and a fair-minded young man!"
In this year and month, three cents of rice can buy a bucket of rice. This sesame seed is not expensive for two cents, but it is super expensive, and ordinary people simply cannot afford it. However, Wuhan University didn't seem to be anxious at all, as if Zhizhu was holding it.
Not long after, the Wang Po in the opposite tea shop knocked melon seeds and arrived as scheduled.
With a flattering smile on her face, she stepped forward and joked: "Oh, Dalang, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I've grown a little taller. This look is getting more and more handsome!"
Wu Da stretched his waist, glanced at Wang Po, resisting the nausea in his heart, jokingly saying, "Wang Po, your posture, tut, is also more and more charming and charming. Cunna..."
Wang Po's face blushed, but her heart was full of joy, she was really old, and she hadn't heard such witty words for a long time.
"How many biscuits are there today? I made them."
Big Wu stretched out his hand: "One three wen, twenty in total, sixty wen!"
When Wang Po's movements became stiff, she almost became angry, and said with a smile: "Smelly boy, how can you sell it to others for two cents, and if you sell it to me, it becomes a three-piece?"
Wu Da chuckled, and leaned in front of Wang Po and explained in a low voice: "Wang Po, do you think, my sesame cake is the only one in Yanggu County. You gave me this sesame cake, and others have to go to you if they want to eat it. If you buy it in the tea shop, you will not be at your disposal then? For example, if you sell him for ten cents, he will never bargain, but if I sell two cents at your door, you will pay back Can you sell it?"
Wang Po’s small eyes lit up. Although it always felt like something was wrong, it was unpredictable for a while. After hesitating for a moment, he took out fifty cents and gave it to Wuhan University, saying: "That’s it, give it to me tomorrow. Send twenty!"
After all, she touched Wu Da's little hand with her wrinkled vicissitudes of life.
Wu Da shuddered, resisting the unhappiness in his heart, quickly collected the money, pulled away to carry the burden, and said: "Come on, grandma! I wish you a prosperous business and earn a lot of money every day!"
Holding the biscuits in her hand, Wang Po looked at the fading Wuhan University, and muttered: "This Wuhan University, who has always been honest and honest, has suddenly become a little different...?"
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Wuhan University is indeed not the original Wuhan University.
This is a long story. It is said that on a dark and windy night one month ago, Wu Da walked home alone, carrying a burden, and fainted in front of his house with a “slamming”. His wife Jin Lian was terrified. , Quickly help Wuhan University to the bed and ask the doctor.
The doctor came, but left again, saying that he was helpless.
Pan Jinlian's heart is cold, so why is her life so bitter? Before being entangled by the main family, he refused to obey and told the master's wife. Unexpectedly, the main family was holding a grudge, and actually married herself to Wuhan University for nothing. Although Wuhan University looks bad, it can be triumphant in honesty, so honest that he didn't even dare to do anything about the courtesy of Zhou Gong. She is still a big girl, how can she become a widow at a young age
Now that such a bloody bridge has happened, God will definitely send someone to rescue Pan Jinlian.
Ever since, Wuhan University came into being, from the 21st century, and transformed into Wu Dalang.
Life is never a story. Life is an accident. There will always be some sudden changes that make us unprepared and caught off guard.
For example, Wuhan University means that it is very melancholy at the moment.
He couldn't understand that as a five-good young man in the 21st century, he just took a nap in the classroom. How could he cross it? It's nothing more than crossing, but what's the matter of crossing to Wu Dalang, the most awesome green-hat king in history
To be honest, Wuhan University has read countless online novels before, and travel has always been something he dreams of. He dreams of one day traveling back to ancient times and building a worldless meritorious service. He embraces the right and embraces the world with a smile.
But as the saying goes, ideals are full, reality is very skinny. Singer Cui Jian even sang in "The Egg under the Red Flag" very early. If reality is like a stone, then dreams are like an egg, although the stone is hard. , But the egg is life. When the dream meets the reality, the result is broken.
Now Wu Dalang is not only broken eggs, but also broken hearts, because whether he accepts it or not, the reality is that he has really become Wu Dalang.
And he knew that he would definitely not be able to go back.
It’s common sense to traverse the three laws of not explaining before traversing, not being responsible after traversing, and not including round-trip air tickets.
Who is Wu Dalang? Wu Dalang was originally named Wu Zhi, the biological brother of Wu Song, the tiger fighting hero. He originally lived in Qinghe County and later moved to Zihe Street in Yanggu County. Because he was less than five feet long and had an ugly face, he was called "Three-inch Dinggu Bark". If only this is the case, but according to Water Margin records, Wu Dalang's wife, Pan Jinlian, would later hook up with Ximen Qing. This would be acceptable to Wu Dalang, but the Green Hat King was absolutely unbearable for him.
No, in order to please Pan Jinlian, the beautiful wife of the family, Wu Da has been tossing after crossing over and improving the sesame seed recipe. The taste is beautiful, and the copper coins are naturally coming in. Since then, Wuhan University buys some jewelry for Jinlian today, and tomorrow, buys a pair of shoes for Jinlian. The Jinlian's heart is swaying, and I don’t know why when I look at it, Wuhan University has suddenly grown taller recently, and my face has become fair and beautiful. Some, Jin Lian is a little bit springy, her shy little appearance, tsk tsk, don't mention too much ecstasy.
Speaking of Jinlian, Wu Da was quite proud.
Jin Lian is just like what has been described in history, her body swaying, her face is outstanding, and her pretty little face can surely squeeze out water. It's just that she hasn't changed so much. On the contrary, she is very twitchy every time she comes into contact with Wuhan University alone, often blushing, and a proper little girl's posture.
Wuhan University can only attribute these to, probably because she hasn't met Ximen Qing yet.
That being the case, as Jin Lian's legal husband, Wu Tian Tian is not very polite, but it is a pity that Jin Lian always stays away from him, and sleeps with Wu Da, scratching his ears and cheeks, and itchy.
As for Wang Po, as the saying goes, why do you know each other before, in fact, this sentence is nonsense. Wang Po, a notorious old lady in history, met Wu Da because he met before, or it is precisely because Wu Da knew that The old witch became a prostitute and introduced his beautiful wife Pan Jinlian to Ximen Qing, so he deliberately arranged a meeting with the prince.
With Wu Da’s temperament, this kind of bastard who is a prostitute should be broken into pieces, but at the moment Wu Da has no long objects and has no good plan to clean up his princes. After some care, he can only find another way and go the other way. So, she gave some advice on how Wang Po sells tea, and by the way, she also sells sesame seed cakes to her tea shop.
Let this old witch taste the sweetness of making money first. Maybe she will notify herself when she learns that Ximenqing has hooked up with Jinlian in the future
Not far from the Wang Po Tea House is the house of Wuhan University, but after selling the biscuits, Wuhan University did not go home directly. Instead, he turned around and went to the street to pull a piece of floral cloth for Jinlian, and bought a bunch of candied gourds. Bianpidian ran home, yelling:
"Jinlian, I'm back!"
"Da Lang, you are back!"
Pan Jinlian hurriedly came out of the back room, saw the floral cloth in Wu Da's hand, gave Wu Da a strange look, and said, "Spending money again!"
Having said that, the joy between Jinlian's eyebrows and eyes can't be concealed.
The Wu Da handed over the flower cloth, and said proudly: "Men make money, it is for women to spend money!"
Pan Jinlian touched the floral cloth in her hand, knowing that it was a good material and it would cost a lot of money. Although she was happy in her heart and couldn't help but want to complain, she saw Wu Da take out a bunch of candied haws from the burden Come here.
Jin Lian took it, gave Wu Da a glimpse, and said with a smile, "This is something to coax children, why did you buy it for the slave family?"
Wu Da chuckled, scratching his head pretentiously, and said truthfully: "How can a kid be compared with my pretty wife? I just want to spoil you, and I will spoil you forever!"
Pan Jinlian gave a "咛咛", her pretty face turned red and she hid her face and left:
"The slave family ignores you!"