The people of Wuhan University walked away, everyone's eyes were extremely complicated, not only full of envy and hatred, but also mixed with awe and... Doubt
Yes, they don't understand, they can't understand why Wu Da is on the ground
Even if Wuhan University entered Beijing on an order, he was so domineering when he first entered the capital. How can such a fledgling stinky boy without any background eat in this huge capital in the future
Whenever they think of the word "eat", everyone feels like a chill.
The bite after bite by Wu Da just now, what is it, it's really disgusting.
Don't you believe it? Turn your head and look, look, look, the young Han Dong, who was just alive and jumping on the side of the road, is now spitting up on the side of the road, not to mention the trouble with Wuhan University, it is estimated that even the gall is about to be vomited Right
No, you can't provoke a bastard like Wu Da who doesn't play cards according to common sense, so he hurried home to report to his family.
Regardless of the dude present or the spies sent by the officials, they all ran away in a dingy manner.
The only thing left was Han Dong, the nephew of the household servant Han Mulu, still lying on the ground, vomiting dimly and hysterically.
That picture, tsk tsk, Meidi is very fascinating.
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At night, the happy Majesty Emperor Song, who had just eaten dinner, drank many minions, and took the new chief of Ochi, Li Yan, for a stroll in the imperial garden.
Of course, there were a large number of minions and guards behind him, but he didn't dare to approach him.
"That funny little guy Wu Zhi, has he entered Beijing?" Song Huizong, who was in his prime of life, asked in a low voice while picking his teeth very dishonestly.
Li Yan's complexion became stiff, and he squeaked awkwardly for a long time. He bit his scalp and replied: "My Majesty, Wu Zhi... Indeed, he entered Beijing at dusk today."
"Ok?"
In order to promote Li Yan, Song Huizong turned eight circles, took the boss's effort, kicked Yang Jian from the palace, and promoted Li Yan. Naturally, he trusted Li Yan, and naturally he also treated Li Yan. Yan knows very well.
This dog slave, who has always been loyal, is a little hesitating today, and there must be something tricky.
Song Huizong glanced at Li Yan as if nothing had happened, and said lightly: "What? Are you unwilling to tell me something?"
As a companion of a tiger, Li Yan was almost frightened by this sentence, and his heart was arrested, cold sweat, decisively no longer delay, and truthfully told Song Huizong what happened at the gate of the city today.
Song Huizong had just finished eating. This poor child, Li Yan, was considerate of the Sacred Heart, thinking that the emperor had just finished eating, and didn't want to say more, but he had to ask, he had to ask for abuse, and there was no solution and speechless.
As soon as he heard the shocking mouth of Wu Da, it hit Han Dong's mouth accurately, and Song Huizong couldn't help feeling his stomach tumbling.
Song Huizong's face was embarrassing and his head hurt. He wanted to slap someone now, so he turned around and hooked his finger at a little eunuch behind him, "You, come here!"
The little eunuch was very excited. After so many years in the palace, he finally got to be entrusted by the emperor with the important task!
He crawled to Song Huizong and knelt on his knees, asking His Majesty for instructions.
"Look up."
The little eunuch is overjoyed. This is a difficult task. Look, the emperor must see our looks clearly.
then,
"Snapped!"
Song Huizong slammed the little eunuch's face fiercely.
"Your Majesty..." The little eunuch was dumbfounded, his face full of disbelief.
"Snapped!"
The left cheek was drawn just now, and now the right cheek is also swollen on both sides, and it looks more pleasing to the eye, and lively.
The little eunuch was so frightened that he hurriedly fell on the ground and trembling, not daring to speak.
The minions behind, and the guards, knelt to the ground.
After slapped two slaps, Song Huizong finally succumbed to his anger, and he groaned for a moment. He felt a loss of demeanor, his eyes rolled, and he deliberately cursed maliciously:
"I told you to stay away, didn't you hear? Who made you so close to me? Want to eavesdrop?"
The little eunuch's liver and gallbladder were split, and the "bang bang bang" banged on his head, and he didn't even dare to shout.
Li Yan seemed to be a wooden person, with his hands in his sleeves, pretending to see nothing.
"get out!"
His majesty Song Huizong, the mighty and domineering emperor, was so good enough that he kicked the little eunuch's "轱辘辘辘" out of the distance, then walked a few steps, and asked curiously:
"Han guy, how's it going?"
Li Yan considered his words for a long time and tried his best to keep his face expressionless, and truthfully replied:
"I vomited for a long, long time. I heard that I vomited for nearly two hours, and then became a little crazy, so I asked a doctor from the palace."
Song Huizong twitched the corners of his mouth and murmured:
"The ancients often said that there were saints who came out in five hundred years. What kind of enchantment has happened in our country? When I first entered Beijing, I used a mouthful of sputum to make a good family child crazy?"
Li Yan: "..."
Speechless.
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And the Han Mansion of Han Mulu, the magistrate of the household department, was brightly lit and chaotic.
Han Dong, the young man was completely abandoned, lying on the bed with disheveled hair and muttering to himself, his body was still twitching, his eyes were dull, his clothes were ragged, and he was not touched. He always said, "Dirty and dirty. "!
Fortunately, the old lady Xu in the palace was very skilled, and he took medicine to Han Dong, and Han Dong was calmer.
In fact, the Han family is full of evil spirits, pens, and ignorant of medical skills. This disease will be cured more thoroughly when Wu University comes. A bowl of Mongolian sweat medicine will be enough to ensure that Han Dong will never jump around again.
Of course, the old lady Xu didn't dare to directly administer Han Dong to faint, although he also used some sweat medicine, but the amount was very small, just making Han Dong sleepy.
At this moment, Mr. Xu, the old lady, closed his eyes and gave Han Dong a pulse.
After a while, Old Doctor Xu suddenly opened his eyes, full of doubts.
"That's not right, why is this pulse condition slow and rushing? I have never seen such a disordered pulse condition..."
At this moment, Han Dong on the bed suddenly lay on the head of the bed.
"Gag, gag, gag!"
Old Doctor Xu was splashed with filth.
This is what he deserves. Han Dong hadn't vomited anymore. He took the medicine to Han Dong and just vomited all over him.
However, the medically ethical old lady Xu was not moved at all, still smiling, facing the Han family's constant apology, and said lightly:
"Healers' parents, you don't have to worry about it."
The Han family hurriedly flattered and praised the genius doctor Xu for his outstanding character, worthy of being a role model for my generation.
Tsk tusk tusk, in such a short time, I have risen from the old doctor Xu to the genius doctor Xu, and old man Xu accepts it calmly.
Prescribe medicine and leave.
Just before leaving, Old Man Xu quietly accepted the big "red envelope" given by the Han family without showing any trace.
After leaving the house and sitting on the sedan chair, old man Xu suddenly poked his head out and retched a few times before yelling:
"Little bastard, you deserve to be mad, it's better to be mad, spit old man, your uncle!"
Praise for the duplicity of old man Xu and his post-modern curse style without a teacher.
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