The Legend of Wu Dalang of Water Margin

Chapter 192: The greatest invention in history

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Leopard head Lin Chong, ranked sixth in the old version of the Water Margin 108 Heroes, martial arts naturally has nothing to say, IQ is definitely superior.

I was unfamiliar with Wuhan University in the past and was relatively low-key. Later, I gradually became familiar with it and became the same brothers with Wu Da. Lin Chong gradually revealed his aura of the world, and from time to time he took up the air of the second brother to teach the University of Wuhan. With a few words, Wuhan University can only express helplessness.

But to be honest, Wuhan University really enjoys this feeling.

Isn't this a bit nasty

But it is indeed the voice of Wuhan University.

From Wuhan University to the Great Song Dynasty, I have been alone to support the huge Wu family, and there is no elder around him who teaches him, and it is quite helpless.

If you haven't left your parents, you will never know how to cherish the most precious relationship between heaven and earth, even if it is very chatty, Wuhan University will miss it very much.

This is also the reason why Wuhan University has always respected Zhou Tong.

Wuhan University now lives in the "Four Seas Escort" that has not yet been listed for business, and the craftsmen transferred from Yanggu also gather here today.

Over the past year or so, Wuhan University has worked out many new things, such as breweries, salt factories, soaps, and perfumes, but there is another invention in Wuhan University, which has not had a suitable opportunity to promote it.

That's the toilet!

Wuhan University has always believed that the toilet is the greatest invention in history, and there is no one!

Everyone is indispensable for food, clothing, shelter, food, drink, and sleep.

With the advent of the toilet, the two major problems of "pull" and "spread" were solved at once.

It's just that, in a small place like Yanggu before, the people couldn't even eat enough to eat, so who would care about being uncomfortable when "Lasa"

So apart from the backyard of Wufu, the great inventions of Wuhan University have been without market.

Bianjing is different. Bianjing is the master of the Song Dynasty. For the time being, regardless of whether the people will buy toilets or not, Wuhan University firmly believes that those powerful children and wealthy businessmen will love this thing.

This gadget is easy to operate and suitable for all ages. It is definitely... a must-have choice for the rich!

No, I specially asked Lin Chong to collect piles of wood. Wu University took out the drawings. The craftsmen just glanced at it and started to work ding-and-tally.

As many of the craftsmen in Wufu have been transferred to Zhujiazhuang, and Lu Junyi of Hebei and Fangla of Manijiao are helping to lay the workshops, there are not many craftsmen left in Yanggu County, and only ten of them have been transferred from Wuhan University That's it.

Over the course of the morning, ten craftsmen beat out more than fifty toilets.

Wuhan University also shamelessly "branded" on the toilet, which is actually a few crooked characters:

"Wu's toilet!"

As the second commander of the Wufu family, Zhang Liang is also a good brother who lives and died with the Eight Classics of Wu Dazheng.

"Patriarch, what is this stuff for... What's it for, is it really okay to write our Wu family's name on it?"

What he said was a little bit subtle. What he meant was that this thing was used to "Lasa" sitting under the buttocks, and as a result, Wu's name was engraved on it. Wouldn't it mean that people sit on top of the Wu family's head" Lazar"

However, Zhang Liang obviously underestimated the shamelessness of Wuhan University.

People Wu Da said indifferently, even dancing with his hands, seemingly excited to explain:

"You know what a fart! Think about it, the refined salt and wine produced in Wufu are used for eating and drinking, soap and perfume are used for washing and dressing, and now this Wushi toilet is used as furniture to pull 'Sa', you count, food, clothing, shelter, food, drink, Lhasa and sleep. We basically have all the things produced in Wufu? What is needed is this effect, which is to make everyone remember every moment, all the time, we martial arts Shi is the most authentic and comprehensive business! No semicolon!"

Zhang Liang twitched the corners of his mouth and asked weakly:

"Boss, don't you have an official position? I heard that your Majesty who enters Beijing this time may be awarded a knight. Our martial arts family will be a serious and powerful compound in the future. Why do you want that merchant's name?"

The generation gap, a proper generation gap, and a generation gap that has crossed the millennium!

People these days are not good at their brains. They are always proud of the wealthy family and look down upon the merchants. The status of the merchants is even faintly inferior to the poor peasants.

But Wuhan University is a traveler, so he doesn't care about these things at all. He only knows that putting money into his pocket first is just right!

As for what others think, you can just look at what you like. When we have more money and can't use it up, we will kill you with money!

Don't believe it, most of the money these days are made of copper, and it doesn't need to be too much. Throwing out a few hundred pennies can really kill people!

The toilet has been built, but a new problem has arisen. How can the market be solved

As the capital of the Song Dynasty, Bianjing has a lot of nobles and nobles in the capital, but the problem is that the Wu family doesn't know each other, and the Wu University recognizes a Tongying Tongying. That guy has not yet returned in Yanggu.

Zhang Liang wanted to speak but stopped, obviously he wanted to ask, but he didn't know how to open his mouth.

At this moment, Wuhan University missed the grand official Ximen who had gone from being clever and shrewd to being shameless and shameless.

Why is Tong Ying not afraid of? Tong Xueer is enough.

Tong Xueer is a "heterogeneous" in Tong's family. Her biological mother has a very high position in Tong's family. Unfortunately, she died of illness after giving birth to her. Tong Guan has always loved her little daughter.

And because she is a daughter, it is impossible to compete for the position of the next Patriarch of the Tong family, so the entire Tong family loves her very much.

Moreover, it is said that Song Huizong has always been very fond of Tong Xue'er, who is an eccentric spirit.

The last time Wu University heard from Tong Ying, perhaps it was Song Huizong who deliberately assigned Tong Xueer to the prince in order to show his love to Tong's family, but Tong Guan refused.

This is the Tongda General. If you change someone else, you will be beheaded if you resist the decree and disrespect, but the emperor seems to treat Tong Guan extremely favorably and smiles.

What is even more incredible is that since then, instead of reducing his pampering with Tong Xue'er, Song Huizong has once joked after drinking that Tong Xue'er can act according to the princess's specifications when she gets married.

Although it is a joke, Song Huizong is the emperor. As the saying goes, there is no joke, and Tong Xueer's marrying standard will not be lower than that of the princess in the future.

This also shows from another aspect that as long as Tong's family does not commit the crime of treason, Song Huizong's kindness to Tong Xueer will not be diminished in the slightest.

Before Wuhan University entered Beijing, Tong Xueer had already returned to Beijing, so today, Wuhan University intends to promote the toilet through Tong Xueer!

As for whether it will increase embarrassment because of the difference between men and women, with the thick skin of Wuhan University, it will definitely not care about it.

However, Tong Xueer, the little Lolita, was spoiled and grown up, and his temperament was too "lively", which caused a headache for Wuhan University.