The Legend of Wu Dalang of Water Margin

Chapter 195: Feat

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The dog minion was dragged into the mansion, and he would be greeted with twenty big sticks, and he would have to lie down for three months without dying.

There is no need to doubt whether Tong Mansion will cheat. After all, it is just a slave. Since Tong Lu said he would fight, he would definitely fight.

"Brother Wu, the mansion has already prepared food and drinks, please please?"

Tong Lu condensed his mind, the virtue of a courteous and virtuous corporal.

According to common sense, the minions who looked down on the people have been punished, and Tong Lu’s posture has been straightened. The next thing is that the two people enter the mansion to make a happy drink, and then Tong Lu by the way try to win over Wu Da and take Wu Da to Tong Ying grabbed it into his own hand.

However, in fact, at this moment, Wu Da's body suddenly shook a few times, his face turned pale, and fell softly.

Zhang Liang's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, he grabbed the Wuhan University, "Patriarch, are you okay?"

Wu Da clutched his chest with a painful expression on his face, "Quickly, take me back to the house and invite the doctor to come. I feel terribly uncomfortable."

Then Wu University said to Tong Lu: "Brother, I'm sorry, the younger brother was assassinated on his way to Beijing a few days ago, and he has not recovered. I am afraid that he cannot visit the mansion today.

After all, Wu Da's face twitched a few times, and it seemed extremely painful.

Tsk tusk tusk, that acting, it should be an Oscar best actor for Wu Da.

Tong Lu's face was pale, he felt that the blood in his whole body was congested in his chest, and he wished to vomit three liters of blood.

He is not a fool. Wu Da did not fall ill early or late. It happened that after he punished the minions, he also managed his posture. As a result, Wu Da fell ill and no longer entered the house. Isn't this Chi Guoguo's face-shaking? How can there be such a coincidence in the world

Yes, Wuhan University did it deliberately.

Wuhan University has always believed that there are too many good people in this world, but it lacks a changeable mechanism, clever tongue, clever... Rogue!

It just so happens that Wuhan University can do this role by itself.

The so-called gentleman demeanor of repaying grievances with virtue is definitely not the style of Wuhan University.

For these aristocratic children, Wuhan University prefers tooth for tooth, and is never used to their stinking problems.

Just like today’s incident, it was so good that Wu Da’s happily worshipped mansion was over. Tong Lu had to arrange for a dog slave to come out and disgust Wu Da, but he did not expect to annoy Wu Da, and Tong Lu immediately stood up. , Put on a posture of being fair and courteous corporal, inviting Wuhan University to enter the mansion to make a happy drink.

This is a trick used by the children of the aristocracy, slap and give a sweet date.

But, why? Why have to follow this routine? Who is used to these stinks

Wu Da didn’t want to conflict with Tong Lu, he just wanted to chat with Tong Xue’er and sell the toilet by the way. Hello, everyone, I’m fine with each other, but since Tong Lu wants to find fault, then Wu Da will satisfy him. .

Tong Lu thought that he had punished the minions and gave Wu Da a lot of face. Should Wu Da be grateful and worship? Because of the profound background of the family's family, they have always had such a face, but it is a pity that he found the wrong target, and Wu Da does not eat this set at all!

Still that sentence, why should I be used to you? Lao Tzu owes you

That dog minion was originally arranged by your Tonglu, but now it is your Tonglu who voluntarily punishes the evil slave. He has half a dime relationship with me? All of this is your child’s fault. I haven’t asked you for mental damages yet. Do you want me to be grateful? Still want to talk about the wine? Two fingers, *** your eyes, there is no door!

Zhang Liang helped Wuhan University to get up on the carriage, his shoulders shrugged, he obviously wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, I am afraid his intestines were twisted into twists, and he was holding back extremely hard.

Tong Lu's face changed drastically, his small face was a little distorted by the anger, and finally he couldn't help but broke out, and roared:

"Wu Zhi, stop for me!"

Wu Da smiled slightly, and no longer pretended to be sick, turned around and smiled and asked:

"Brother Tong Lu, what can you advise?"

Any advice? Tong Lu seemed to be a little bit on his nose when he said this.

Tong Lu was directly trembling with anger, and he furiously pointed at Wu Da and cursed: "Wu Zhi, you are deceiving too much! Really my Tong family is no one? Shameless, who do you think you are!?"

Wuhan University spread both hands very innocently, "I am Wu Zhi..."

"Good good, good!"

Tong Lu scolded angrily: "Smelly boy, this is the first time my Tong family has suffered such humiliation in so many years..."

Wu University interjected in just the right way and sarcastically said: "I just look at you, not the whole Tong family. You can't represent the Tong family. This must be clear!"

Tong Lu was very angry: "Come on, take it!"

"promise!"

The eight Tongfu guards followed Tong Lu's order and rushed up directly.

There are not many people led by Wu Da, Zhang Liang brought four famous generals, and he greeted them directly.

A fierce fight kicked off.

The two gangs clanked and clashed together. Seeing that there was no one around Wu Da, the two guards of the Tong Mansion jumped out of the battle circle, swung their swords and slashed over.

Wu Da took a step back and stood beside the carriage. Ding Mao, who was in the role of the groom, rushed out in one click.

No more, no less, with one punch and kick, the two Tongjia guards flew back.

To deal with the inhuman existence of Ding Mao, this kind of ordinary guard is not qualified enough.

Tong's family is a general, and naturally there is no shortage of guards. Tong Lu's roar just now, there must be a large number of guards coming to help soon.

This is Bianjing, not Yanggu. Wu Da knows that it will suffer if it goes on like this, and with a twist of his eyes, he fetched a toilet from the carriage.

Then, Wu Da saw the opportunity, walked and sprinted, jumped behind Tong Lu, leaped high with both hands holding the toilet, and dunked the "big dunk" with both hands, directly buckling the toilet on the head of Tong Lu!

This toilet had not had time to play its role as a "Lazarus", so it was first buckled on the head of a family member. I wonder if it was a honour or misfortune. But in any case, the role of this toilet at this time is a great feat in the toilet industry, creating a precedent in the toilet industry, and its brilliant image is like a dazzling beacon in the dark, which will always remain in the hearts of toilets. , Presumably future generations will always be proud of it and stay in history forever.

But Wuhan University picked up another stone from the street, weighed the weight, and expressed satisfaction. According to Tong Lu's head, it was a stone!

"Duang!"

The sky was dim, the sky was spinning, and with a bang, Tong Da's General Tonglu collapsed to the ground, and the blood flow continued.

The whole world was quiet, and the tragic fight that everyone expected came to an abrupt end.

Everyone was dumbfounded, even Huang Jie, who had been watching the excitement next to him, was dumbfounded.

Grand General Wu threw aside the stone in his hand, and returned to the place with a smile, pretending that he had never moved.