The Legend of Wu Dalang of Water Margin

Chapter 35: Intrigue me

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In the middle of the night, Wu Song climbed the wall and quietly came to the Wu University room.

The two were whispering for a long time. Of course, most of the time, Wu Song was talking and Wu Song was listening. In the end, Wu Song seemed to have a disagreement with Wuhan University and quarreled, but in the end he obeyed the arrangement of Wuhan University and quietly escaped to his room.

Wu Daheyi lay on the bed, closed his eyes and rested, with a wistful smile on the corner of his mouth.

At the same time, there was an unexpected guest in Sun Erniang's room.

After this man crawled into the room from the window, she directly touched Sun Erniang's bed. Sun Erniang did not exclaim, but smiled like a flower. Without saying a word, the two had a hearty snake war.

Half an hour later, Sun Erniang pushed the man away from her body and said, "Go away, don't you just want to hold the old woman away from her doing it? You are not afraid of exhausting you as a bastard, you can't stand up. I'm going to lie on my old lady!"

The man was not annoyed, grabbing Sun Erniang's hand, and said, "Erniang, can you not go? I have carefully observed during the day that the two officials are indeed wine bags and rice bags, but his rough man is definitely not easy to provoke."

This person is Zhang Qing, the husband of the mother and grandson of Yasha.

Sun Erniang snorted coldly and said, "What if it's not easy to mess with? Isn't the old woman good to bully?"

Zhang Qing sighed and stopped talking.

Sun Erniang was originally a wealthy daughter. When she was young, she took in four homeless men. She did not realize that the four of them wanted to see money and killed her father. They even worsened and inhumanely raped Sun Erniang. Sun Erniang reported to the government. , Also sought the help of the so-called quackery, but unfortunately, not only did he get nothing, but he was almost humiliated again.

Since then, Sun Erniang is committed to revenge, but her strength is not enough, so she has to open a store to make a living, and protect herself with the legend of "Human Meat Barbecued Pork Bun". The impoverished Zhang Qing came into Sun Erniang's shop and fell in love with her, and brought Sun Erniang's four enemies to her, avenged her, and the two of them lived together naturally.

Soon after so many years, Sun Erniang learned a lot of killing skills from Zhang Qing, and she really started to kill. However, she only kills martial arts middlemen and officials, because these two kinds of people left her with too much excitement back then. As for ordinary people, they have never happened to live here.

Of course, she has never made a human flesh bun, just bluffing.

Not long after, Sun Erniang awakened the two guys in the store, took the fragrance, and quietly touched the guest room.

Wu Song moved his ears, opened and closed his eyes, curled up, snoring like thunder;

Wu Da really didn't notice it, and fell asleep...

Next door, the two officials do not know what dreams were dreaming, and Harazi slid to the ground.

In the wilderness, the cross slope, the night is vast, desolate and murderous!

At the third quarter of the hour, Sun Erniang was holding a jar of wine and gently knocked on the door of Wuhan University.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Wu Da woke up with an unsurprisingly playful look, turned over and got up and walked to the door, deliberately rubbing his sleepy eyes, and asked in a low voice that seemed extremely impatient: "Who?"

"it's me."

Wuhan University opened the door quickly, seemingly surprised: "Come in."

Sun Erniang twisted her slender waist and sat down, smiling and saying: "The long night is long, and the slave family knows that the son has no intention of sleeping, so he brought a jar of good wine and the son to drink."

Wu Da could not wait to sit next to her, trying to move his hands, but was blocked by a bowl of wine filled by Sun Erniang. Wu Da took it in pity, took a sip, and said, "Good wine, but if this wine can be hot Come and eat is the best!"

Sun Erniang "eat and eat" laughed a few times, and gave Wu Da a blank look pretentiously, and said: "It's late at night, where do you want the slave family to boil the wine for you? But there are a lot of mosquitoes this night, but the slave family brought mosquitoes. Grass repels mosquitoes."

After all, Sun Erniang lit the mosquito repellent.

Wu Da took the opportunity to pour two bowls of wine, and said to her: "Boss, how about you and I have a drink together?"

Sun Erniang saw Wu Da's smirking eyes, not stage fright, and gladly took it, drank it, and gave Wu Da a provocative look.

The rhythm of this story is not right. It stands to reason that Sun Erniang would add medicine to the wine. How dare she drink it? Is there no sweat medicine in this wine

"What? The son is too strong to drink?"

Wuhan University hesitated a little, chuckled a few times, and then said fascinatedly: "I'm afraid of drunken sex..."

Sun Erniang didn't care, curled her lips, jokingly said: "As the saying goes, the old man doesn't drink, and it doesn't last long. The amount of alcohol determines the level of'kung fu'. If your'kung fu' is not in place, hum... My mother is really not interested!"

Don’t you always say that the ancients are so cute and foolish? Why did Wuhan University feel that all the guys I met were sharp spitting and no lower limit? Yes, Wu Da realized that he couldn't say anything about Sun Erniang, and with Wu Song beside him, he was very stable, so he drank the wine in the cup in one gulp.

"My son, where are you from? Where are you going?"

"I am Yanggu County..."

"Oh? I don't know how old the son is? Can you have fame?"

Sun Erniang is very talkative and very good at talking. After a while, Wuhan University had already made several bowls of wine, and her head became a little dizzy. She held Sun Erniang's hand in a daze, and said with a strange smile: "Boss, come and serve this young master. sleep!"

Sun Erniang pumped her hands, got up and sneered and clapped her hands and shouted: "Pour, pour, pour!"

Wu Da felt that the world was spinning around, stopped his mouth, and fell back on the ground.

Sun Erniang coldly snorted: "Drinking so much good wine from my old mother catalyzes the incense of ecstasy, even if you are prepared, my old mother will make you drunk and dream of death!"

The ancient mystery-medicine was mainly made of "mandala" as raw material. Generally, a lot of mandala was decocted, then concentrated, and finally the powder obtained by drying the water was the most commonly used Mongolian sweat medicine, and Sun Erniang's hand Not only Mongolian sweat medicine, but also Ecstasy incense made from powder.

Sun Erniang poured a little Mongolian sweat medicine into the wine and stirred well, and then stuffed two slender and imperceptible ecstasy incense into the mosquito mosquito.

Wu Da did make a lot of preparations, but he originally thought that Sun Erniang would only add medicine to the wine, so he originally intended to be fascinated by Sun Erniang, and then wait for Wu Song to catch personal stolen goods, so that he can stand on the moral high ground to confront Sun Erniang. By teaching words and deeds, and then moving out of the names of Liangshan heroes such as Chao Gai Chao Tian Wang, it would be much easier to invite Sun Erniang to Yanggu. Unexpectedly, it seemed that Sun Erniang had already prepared for both hands. The weaker and the stronger depended on their own abilities.

Sun Erniang moved Wu University’s bed and raised a straw mat, revealing a large hole underneath. Then she threw the tied arms and limbs of Wu University into the cave. Following the passage, the two of Wu University were thrown into the underground secret room, waiting for a long time. The two guys here directly hung him up.

At the same time, Wu Song, who was next door, obeyed the arrangement of Wuhan University, and was smoothly "stunned" by Zhang Qing with the Ecstasy incense quietly lit from the window, and was also thrown down.