Walking out of the carriage with Tong Ying, there was also a handsome boy with a handsome face.
This little brother has the potential of a little white face, his skin is white and red, and he can pinch water out of tenderness. Willow leaves curving eyebrows are as light as a crescent moon, Qiong nose and cherry lips, although he has already used a corset on his chest, try to wipe it off as much as possible. Ping, but it didn't make any sense except to make her two balls of plump flesh more conspicuous.
Wu Da sighed secretly. The women disguised as men in historical novels are really nonsense. A man’s full belly is not as good as a woman’s chest. The turbulent waves on a woman’s chest are the best gift given to them by heaven. It can't be seen by others if you tie your chest, it can only be blindness, or just acting.
Obviously, what emerged from Tongying's carriage was a heroine who wandered around the brothel dressed as a man.
And the first thing she did after getting out of the car was to look at Wu University with interest, and then asked suspiciously with a slight eyebrow:
"Are you just'everything is two'?"
"puff!"
Wu Da felt a mouthful of old blood gushing out, and he vomited three liters of blood.
What is meant by "two in both directions"? This was the last time Wuhan University scolded those romantic talents in Yi Cui Building. The original words were:
"You are the mouth#, both sides are two."
As a result, in this aunt's pacifier, it directly became the title of Wuhan University.
"Hey, it's both right and wrong. How are you going to humiliate those young talents today? Are there any new stories?"
The expression on Wu Da's face was a wonderful one, and he smiled awkwardly, not to mention how twisted his heart was.
This aunt, who is disguised as a man, came out of Tong Ying’s car. The relationship between the two must be very close. From Tong Ying’s appearance, this woman is not like his concubine, so the answer is ready to come out. , This aunt is either Tong Ying’s blood relatives, or she doesn’t know who is the daughter of a wealthy family in Tong’s family.
"Hey, let me ask you something. Do you want to continue to fight the heroes today, or do you want to show off some of your literary talent? I heard that you left a poem for Sister Yi Cui, which is not bad."
Isn't this a crime, Lao Tzu has a literary talent with a high talent in science? But I don't want to be the shameless person who plagiarizes the unrestricted limit. It is enough to plagiarize the old words of the predecessors. The old man is just looking for smoke. As for the fight against the heroes... Is it a Hongmen Banquet today
Wu Zhi rubbed his chin and smiled and said: "This little brother is ridiculous. Wu Zhi is just a vulgar person. How can I say that? As for talking to the heroes, Wu Zhi would like to thank the girl for her advice. Today I will drink honestly and never Chatty."
The handsome little brother opened his eyes and smiled, "Remember, you owe me a favor."
Throwing down these words, the aunt hummed a little tune, and ran off, looking at the direction, it seemed that she had entered Miss Yi Cui, that is, Li Shishi’s boudoir
Is she familiar with the teacher? Wu Da was taken aback.
This thing is getting weird.
Although this woman disguised as a man's aunt is not forgiving, everyone is smart. She pointed out a little bit, "Continue to fight against the heroes", which means that today there will be troubles and warnings.
According to the current situation, this aunt seems to be very familiar with the teacher, did she have the advice of the teacher? But this group of heroes was initiated by the teacher. Doesn't it mean that someone forced the teacher to start this gathering and took the opportunity to make trouble
Tong Ying leaned forward and winked and said, "How is it? This is my sister, who has been admired for your name of'Ever and Vertical' for a long time!"
After the salt and iron division and special training, coupled with the recent battle, the relationship between Wuhan University and Tong Ying has quickly become closer, and they have begun to call themselves brothers. Of course, some of them are true and some are false. Got it.
Wu Da "shun" unfolded the folding fan in his hand, shook the bag a few times, and said triumphantly:
"Brother is a talent, handsome, charming, suave, everyone loves, and the flowers bloom, what can your sister do to me?"
"From now on you will know that my girl is amazing."
Then Tong Ying looked at the folding fan in Wu Da's hand, with surprise on her face, "You actually like this tune too?"
Wu Da curled his lips and said, "Leading a loyal servant, holding a vicious dog, holding a folding fan, blowing a whistle, and taking to the streets to molest the good women is something that my brother has always dreamed of."
The corners of Tong Ying's mouth twitched badly. She turned around and found a folding fan from the carriage. He fiercely opened the fan and shouted indiscriminately, and said provocatively, "Brother too!"
Wuhan University quickly stayed away.
It was just the beginning of the spring, and the weather was still a bit cold, so just take a folding fan and pretend to be forced. Isn't such a dead fan looking for a cold
Wu Da simply retracted the fan, inserted it upside down on the collar of the back of his neck, and hugged the back of his head with his hands.
Tong Ying is also a wonderful person. She is still in good shape when she learns now. She has become a virtue with Wuhan University. The two people are laughing and joking as if they are back to their teenage years. Enter Yi Cui Building.
The Qunying Club was initiated by Miss Yi Cui, which probably means that a new song has been composed, and I would like to invite all young talents.
Because of the name of the "Gathering of Heroes", all those who receive invitations today can almost be said to have not fallen, all have come.
Tong Ying was originally the top wealthy dude in the entire Song Dynasty, and he was very concerned. Coupled with his maverick virtues with Wuhan University, he attracted the attention of many people as soon as he entered the door.
"Brother, I haven't seen you for many days, don't come here unharmed?"
"Brother boy is late, how many cups should he fine himself?"
"This one, is the legendary'Ever and Vertical Duer' Martial Arts Officer, right?"
Someone finally recognized Wuhan University.
As soon as this remark came out, everyone's eyes floated towards Wu Da unconsciously.
This is not to say that Wuhan University is more popular, but because the name of Wuhan University is too loud recently. It is still a mess in a small Yanggu County.
This is like the short, frustrated and ugly future generations, suddenly rising from the ground, mixing into the upper class for no reason, and shocking the eye.
Of course, our Wuhan University is no longer short and ugly, it's almost 1.8 meters!
Tong Ying hugged the shoulders of Wuhan University, and said boldly: "This is my brother, Wu Zhi!"
There is no need to say more. If you say too much, it is not beautiful. Tong Ying's simple sentence is to express his attitude, Wu Da is a person who is optimistic about his Tong family.
Of course, it is impossible for Wuhan University to be like Tong Ying with a folding fan inserted in the back. He took the fan out and bowed his hand:
"In Xia Wu Zhi, please take care of me."
Most of the people had already got up to greet Tong Ying, and naturally they would not save his face at this time, let alone embarrassing Wu University deliberately, and they would all show their respects.
However, there are always people who are not afraid of Tong Ying's family background.
Han Dongduan, the nephew of the house servant Han Mulu, sat in a chair, holding a glass of sake, with a disdainful expression on his face, provocatively said:
"I heard that the military officials are clever tongues, eloquent and eloquent, and once wrote a song for the girl Yi Cui? Are you talented, you are about to discuss with the military officials."
Wu Da smiled slightly.
Hongmen Banquet, is this the beginning