When the name of "Human Tu" of Wuhan University became famous all over the world, what were our military officials doing
Answer, he is sleeping.
To be precise, I was sleeping late.
Since returning to Yanyun, Wuhan University has rushed to Ningbyon prefecture without stopping. After that, he has been working on official duties for more than half a month without touching the ground. He was in a mess, and couldn't sleep at all.
No, I finally took a break for a while, Wu Tiantai wanted to sleep in comfortably.
Xiao Wuzhe woke up a long time ago, but when he saw Wu Da slept late, he naturally couldn't afford to stay in bed.
However, it's been three poles in the day, Wu Da is still asleep, Xiao Wu Zhe can't stand it a little, he is hungry.
Ever since, Xiao Wuzhe climbed directly onto Wu Da, and said with some displeasure:
"Father, I'm hungry..."
Wu Da replied in a daze: "Well, then you go to eat."
Xiao Wuzhe fluttered with two big eyes, and said in doubt: "Father, don't you eat? Are you not hungry?"
"Not hungry..."
"Oh, then I'm not hungry, so I won't eat anymore..."
"Well, eat one less meal as a weight loss..."
Xiao Wuzhe was speechless, and he was really drunk when he met such an unreliable father.
But Wuhan University seemed to be ignorant, he was really tired, he didn't want to get up, and continued to be groggy and confused.
"Father, I heard from the master that I have many more younger brothers and sisters."
There is ambiguity in this statement. Xiao Wuzhe actually counts all the new-born children of Wu Song's family, Ximen Qing's family, and so on.
"Ok… "
"Father, can I take my brothers and sisters out to play together in the future?"
"Ok… "
"Father, I heard that my mother and my second mother (referring to Yuanyuan) also added a younger brother and a younger sister to me."
"Ok… "
Wu Da was dazed, and kept saying "Yeah", um, it was endless.
Xiao Wuzhe said that he was very hurt. After hesitating for a long time, he asked again: "Father, with younger siblings, will you and your mother not love me?"
"Um... Um? No..."
Xiao Wuzhe sobbed his nose and finally asked the question he most wanted to ask, "Father, since you and your mother love me, why do you need a younger brother?"
Wu Da turned over, hugged Xiao Wu Zhe in his arms, and said in a daze, "I'll play online games with you. If you play the big game, you can practice a trumpet!"
2333, hahaha, this answer is absolutely amazing.
But it is a pity that Xiao Wuzhe doesn't know what an online game is, so he suspiciously said:
"Father, what is an online game? Do you use the Internet to make games?"
"Online games are... huh? Cough cough cough..."
Wuhan University finally got over it. This is Da Song. Where does the online game come from
Now that I finally woke up, I couldn't sleep this time.
Wu Da stretched out, sat up, yawned, yawned, and stared, still a little confused, and didn't want to get up.
Xiao Wuzhe said suddenly: "Father, I... I want to pee!"
Wu Da looked up, squinted, and said one by one: "Pee? Pee, this is our site, and there is no public toilet. You can urinate and defecate anywhere!"
"Oh… "
Xiao Wuzhe hesitated for a moment, got up, stood on the edge of the bed, and immediately began to pee.
With the sound of water coming out, Wu Da shuddered and woke up completely. He stared at his son, froze for a while, and touched his nose. He couldn't blame his son anymore, and muttered:
"Well... Yes, I haven't seen it in a year. Not only is the body much stronger, but even the small finches... are also much stronger..."
Xiao Wuzhe grinned "chuckling" with his teeth, stood up, and said to Wu Da:
"Father, look, how far is my pee?"
Wu Da suddenly became speechless, full of black lines.
…
After getting up, ordering people to clean the room, and by the way, let the servants prepare hot water. Wu Da took Xiao Wu Zhe and took a hot bath in a wooden barrel happily, completely regained consciousness.
Wuhan University is the king of Beiyan. As a privileged person, he has the right to enjoy some treatments that ordinary people cannot enjoy.
Anyway, I don't have to do anything, I just need to move my mouth, and someone will naturally prepare.
During the meal, a family member came to report,
"Patriarch, the town governor Lu Junyi has entered the city."
Wu Da raised his eyebrows and smiled, "It's really time for you to come, then I'll wait, it's been a long time since I saw the big brother, let's eat together."
After that, Wu Da got up and took Wu Zhe out to meet Lu Junyi.
Not long after, Lu Junyi came.
Still the same, unchanged for thousands of years, Lu Junyi's most reliable brother, the prodigal son Yan Qing, is close behind, but now there is one more person beside Lu Junyi, it is his disciple He Shunhe Goudan.
The years did not seem to have caused any changes to Lu Junyi, his eyes were still piercing, his eyebrows were divided into eight characters, his face was firm, his body was nine feet like silver, majestic, and he held an iron rod in his hand.
As it approached, Lu Junyi took the initiative to roll over and get off his horse, saluting, "See the Lord!"
Wu Da accepted it calmly, helped Lu Junyi up, and then bowed and saluted Lu Junyi, "I have seen the big brother!"
This is the rule.
After all, Wuhan University is the King of North Yan, and the number of etiquette cannot be abandoned. Before the people, the status of Wuhan University was the highest. As the governor of Zhenbei University, Lu Junyi must first salute to Wuhan University and then return as a brother.
Xiao Wuzhe also saluted, "I have seen the master!"
Lu Junyi stretched out his hand to hold Xiao Wuzhe in his arms, squeezed it, and laughed loudly: "Yes, his body is getting stronger and stronger. It seems that Zhang Ping usually does a good job with your schoolwork. What do you do, when you grow up, don’t say you’ve beaten your master, father, and second master, it’s not a problem to beat your father!
Xiao Wuzhe smiled upon hearing this, grinning, showing two small tiger teeth, and said excitedly: "Master, are you telling me the truth? You didn't lie to me?"
Lu Junyi laughed, "Don't lie to you! If you don't believe me, ask your father, your master, father and two masters combined are not my opponents, and bullying your father is absolutely not discussed!"
Xiao Wuzhe is very happy, kid, don’t tell your children any bullshit, the child is pure-hearted and always has a rebellious mentality. Zhang Ping and Ximenqing educate him all day and give him assignments. Xiao Wuzhe naturally hopes that one day. Can surpass them.
Wu Da smiled and took Lu Junyi and others into the house for dinner.
After the meal, Lu Junyi's apprentice led Xiao Wuzhe out to play, Wu University and Lu Junyi stayed alone in the room.
After drinking a few sips of tea, Wuhan University suddenly asked: "How is the arrangement?"
Lu Junyi nodded, "According to your wishes, 30,000 horses have been assembled in secret and can be dispatched at any time, but I don't understand. At this time, the situation is not stable. What do you want to do?"
Wu Da stood up, walked to the map, hit the original Xixia territory with a heavy punch, and said lightly:
"Since someone dared to take advantage of my absence and intended to encroach upon me on Yanyun Xijing Road, and now I am back, it is time for them to pay the price they deserve!"