The Legend of Wu Dalang of Water Margin

Chapter 658: The rude story of washboard and sex!

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At night, Ximenqing dangled for a long time, and finally made up his mind and went back to the room.

And Xiuhong had been waiting at the bedside for a long time.

Although it was during the daytime, Jin Lian and others repaired Ximen Qing's meal severely, but in any case, Ximen Qing's dissatisfaction still achieved the effect, which attracted the attention of the group of wealthy ladies headed by Jin Lian.

After all, to put it bluntly, men still speak very powerfully in this year and month.

This is a lively male~Quan~Lord~~Yi~She~Meeting, even if Ximenqing and others are under the influence of Wuhan University, they love their wives very much, and they seem to have no intention of accepting concubines for the time being, but they have always accepted the idea since childhood. Men have always been respected.

Therefore, today's Mahjong board was scattered very early. After dinner, after two rounds, they went back to their rooms.

As for what will happen after returning to the house, it is all things with the door closed, and it depends on their respective abilities.

Ximenqing walked into the room and took a few gazes, and found that Xiuhong was yawning against the head of the bed, and the child seemed to have been taken away to sleep.

Although the children are taken care of by themselves, it is a tradition that the children always cry at night, so they still have to be taken care of by the subordinates. This is a tradition.

Ximen Qing leaned forward with a shy face, and said flatly:

"Madam, good evening..."

This is a typical example of having nothing to say.

Xiuhong glanced at Ximen Qing, "hum" and did not speak.

Ximenqing's heart burst and said with embarrassment: "Madam, it's late at night, shall we rest?"

Xiuhong raised her eyebrows slightly and scolded: "Aren't you going to divorce me? You want to sleep with me? Get out!"

Ximen Qing said bitterly, "Madam, I was framed by the boss! He was deliberately stigmatizing me. It shouldn't be difficult to tell with Madam's ingenuity?"

Xiuhong turned her head, with a frosty face, looked at Ximenqing coldly, and said lightly: "The prince taught you to divorce your wife? Ximenqing, you don't want to marry me here, you really treat me as a fool! You have no conscience, oooooo... I gave birth to a pair of children for you at a young age, oooooo... She took care of the children all day long, never had time to rest, and finally got lazy and played a few laps of mahjong. Are you going to quit me? Oh, oh... How can there be such a reason in the world?"

While wiping her tears, Xiuhong peeked at Ximenqing from her fingers, peeking at Ximenqing's reaction.

What a man fears most is a woman crying. Ximenqing is no exception. He suddenly numbs his scalp, sighs, and said helplessly: "Madam, don't cry, let's talk about it, what do you want from me, you are willing to forgive me ?"

Xiuhong stopped crying immediately, and reached out from the bedside to take out the washboard that had been prepared in advance, and handed it to Ximen Qing.

Ximen Qing took it stupidly, somewhat confused, and asked, "Madam, are you asking me to wash your clothes?"

Xiuhong shook her head.

"Then you won't let me wash the baby's diapers?"

Xiuhong still shook her head, and immediately became angry, "Ximenqing! You have no conscience! What's wrong with washing children's diapers? Is it embarrassing? I have heard the princess say that the princess often washes children's diapers! This is a pain to the child. Performance!"

Ximen Qing was full of black lines and murmured: "Wash the diapers? Madam, you might as well kill me..."

"Puff!"

Xiuhong smiled with tears, looked at Ximenqing, and said with a smile: "Husband, the slave family still loves you very much. You are so dignified and gentle, how can I be ashamed to let you wash your diapers? That's all done by someone else. Regarding things, the Nujia still has to take care of your face. How about, the Nujia is considerate enough for you, right?"

Ximen Qing heaved a sigh of relief, raised the washboard in his hand, and wondered: "Madam, you will neither let me wash my clothes nor do I wash diapers. Madam, you will give me the washboard. what for?"

Xiuhong squinted her eyes, groaned with a smile, curled her eyebrows, pursed her mouth, and said with a smirk:

"Husband, the slave family has learned a new trick from the princess's mouth today, called'kneeling washboard'. I heard that the prince accidentally said that this is the only magic weapon for women to clean up men, husband. Now, come, come, you try too, the slave family is not willing to let you kneel for two hours, or... try to kneel for one hour?"

One hour is equal to two hours in later life.

Ximen Qing looked at the washboard with a weird face, thinking that just such a broken wooden board could become the only magic weapon for women to clean up our men? Is there such an evil

With the idea of giving it a try, Ximenqing was very determined, put the washboard on the ground and knelt directly on it.

"hiss!"

Ximenqing was kneeling too busy. This kneeling didn't matter. He immediately felt pain in his calves, especially near the knees. The pain was so severe that blood marks were about to rise.

At this moment, it is simply too exciting!

Ximen Qing couldn't help but jump up immediately.

However, at this moment, Xiuhong Liu raised her eyebrows and scolded:

"Ximenqing, if you dare to stand up, you don't want to go to bed tonight! No, you don't even want to climb into my old lady's bed for a month!"

Ximen Qing snorted, gritted his teeth, knelt there, and insisted.

He had thought that if he insisted for a while, the meaning would be fine, but Ximenqing couldn't stand it after he knelt for less than a cup of tea. It was too uncomfortable, and this posture was too awkward, and it was too painful!

"Madam, I can't stand it for my husband, so let's do this for the first time, how about?"

Xiuhong hugged her arms and said very proudly: "Absolutely not! It must be an hour! At least... At least half an hour!"

Ximen Qing twitched the corner of his mouth, and asked again: "Madam, are you sure?"

Xiuhong looked at Ximen Qing cautiously, nodded heavily, and slowly said:

"The princess said, at least half an hour, otherwise it won't work, the man won't grow his memory! He also said that this was the prince's oral sex!"

"The boss made an oral confession!!!!?"

Ximen Qing said with a sharp throat, angrily and cursed:

"Boss! Do you want to be so cruel, you are playing with me on purpose!"

Yes, Ximenqing is a smart person. What shit, Wu University, missed his mouth. When Xiuhong said that this was specially confessed to Jin Lian by Wu Da, Ximen Qing immediately understood that Wu Da was borrowing Jin Lian’s mouth to send a message to Xiu Hong. Xiuhong's hand, come to fix yourself!

Ximen Qing was furious and jumped straight up.

Xiuhong was angry, "Ximenqing, dare you!"

"What can't you dare to be a husband! If you are a husband today, I will give you a severe lesson, so that you can't get up in the morning tomorrow, so you can shake up your husband!"

Ximenqing limped to the window and jumped onto the bed, reaching out his hand and began to tear Xiuhong's clothes.

Xiuhong was still in a posture of "resisting death", and gradually began to cooperate with Ximen Qing.

After a long while, the two snorted at the same time and merged into one!

"Uh! Husband! You are great! You are rude!"

"Huh! There is something better and rude for your husband, look at it!"

"Uh! Oh..."

There is no more words, only breathing.