"How about this… "
Seeing Li Zi's wrinkled and distressed face, Xiao Ningchuan pursed his lips and smiled. He simply took out the surprise that was going to be given to Azusa Xiaoli tomorrow and used it for fishing in advance.
"As long as you take a good bath today, I'll give you a gift tomorrow, how about it?"
"...a gift? Is it a gift for Xiao Lizi!"
Li Zi's eyes lit up, as if it was the little fat fish that was testing the bait in front of him.
"Um."
Xiao Ningchuan is like Jiang Taigong sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, looking at the little fat fish struggling to thump under the water surface, and repeatedly debating whether he should take the bait or not.
And just looking at the little fat fish frowning and smirking for a while, Xiao Ningchuan was able to "translate" the fish language at the same time, guessing the rich and complicated psychological activities of the other party at this time.
Seeing that Li Zi's chubby face was almost wrinkled into the appearance of a little old man by himself, Xiao Ningchuan let him go with a chuckle, and took the initiative to add: "Don't worry, it will definitely be a gift you like."
Hearing the guarantee from her most trusted little husband, Li Zi's big eyes immediately bent into crescent moons with joy.
Although he was still a little reluctant to take a bath, he really didn't want to embarrass his poor head anymore.
And you can escape the first day of junior high school, but you can't escape the second year of junior high school!
Although he can use a small veil to wipe the dust, but a small piece of veil that is so soft, and a big piece that is so strong...
It will definitely not be wiped clean!
Besides, he is a clean baby!
If it's always dirty... Even if he doesn't like drinking a lot of water in the shower, he will definitely ask for a shower in the end.
So if this is the case, he might as well take advantage of this bath to earn a small gift!
Thinking of this, Azusa covered her mouth and smiled secretly, as if she was taking advantage of the sky.
Then, because she was afraid that her stupid husband would suddenly become smart again, Li Zi quickly moved her short legs, ran forward in a few steps, and stretched out her claws to hug Xiao Ningchuan's arm.
His whole chubby gang cuddled up on Xiao Ningchuan like a rascal, and spat "splash" at Xiao Ningchuan in a childish voice:
"I do not care!"
"Anyway, my husband is not allowed to go back on his word!"
"Okay, I don't regret it."
Xiao Ningchuan agreed to this "overbearing and unreasonable" request dumbfounded.
Then he looked at the little guy who looked like a koala and refused to take the initiative to leave his arm, and simply walked into the bathroom with the fat ball in his hand.
Azusa Oguri came to the bathroom in her exclusive driving car, searching for something suspiciously and vigilantly all the way.
After confirming that there was no bathtub in sight, he immediately beamed with joy.
"It turns out that you don't use a bathtub to take a bath!"
Azusa Xiaoli secretly rejoiced, thinking that she really made a lot of money - this is simply a small gift for nothing!
The reason why he didn't want to take a bath was because he once choked when he used the tub to take a bath. From then on, when Father wanted to bathe him, he couldn't stop resisting in his heart.
Not to mention letting him take a bath by himself...he is not as tall as a vat!
That's why he wanted to run away when he heard her husband asked him to take a bath alone.
It turned out that I didn't expect that in this new world, I didn't even need a tub to take a bath!
"...bathtub?"
Xiao Ningchuan couldn't help but get weird when he heard this somewhat ancient vocabulary.
Which family still uses a bathtub in the shower these days...
Aren't they all baths or showers? No matter how bad it is, it's the basin.
Although they are an ancient town, everyone's lifestyle is more advocating retro. But it is so retro that it is inconvenient to use a bathtub for bathing... There is probably no such family.
So why does Azusa Oguri think that bathing needs to use a bathtub
Xiao Ningchuan looked at the little guy who seemed to lack common sense in front of him, and couldn't help but have a strange guess in his heart.
But soon, Xiao Ningchuan suppressed that clearly unscientific conjecture.
Helplessly lowering his head and smiling, Xiao Ningchuan felt that he was probably going to be assimilated by Xiaoli Azusa, and even started to think wildly.
After all, what could be the reason
Isn't it because Li Zi is still young, and his parents' teaching methods are somewhat omissions, which makes the little guy's memory more chaotic than those of his peers
After temporarily convincing himself, Xiao Ningchuan put Xiao Lizi on the ground, and began to teach him how to get familiar with the bathtub and shower head.
"Here, see. This is the water button for the bathtub, and this is the switch for the shower."
The entire bathroom is divided into two rooms by a glass sliding door, one is used to place a bathtub, and the other is a special shower room.
In addition to the shelves hanging on the walls of the two compartments, there are corresponding buttons and switches, which are specially used to control the size and temperature of the water flow.
However…
Before Xiao Ningchuan taught him the step of precisely controlling the temperature, the tutorial had just reached the first step of turning on the switch, and it was forced to stop.
"It's raining! Husband, look, it's raining!"
Azusa Oguri blinked her big bright eyes in surprise, and rushed into the "heavy rain" without hesitation the moment the shower was turned on.
Even though he was filling the bathtub with water just now, this guy was still very calm...
Xiao Ningchuan, who was so childlike, looked at Li Zi in confusion as he was drenched into a drenched chicken in a short while, and even forgot to bring him out.
"Hehehe~ Husband, look, the water is still hot!" Xiaoli Azusa was circling excitedly under her shaggy head.
And Xiao Ningchuan was caught off guard, and was dragged into this hard-won "sweet rain" by the fat group who was willing to share.
Xiao Ningchuan was instantly heartbroken: "..."
OK. Anyway, he had planned to take a bath.
"Husband~ it's fun!"
Li Zi grinned with a mouthful of small white teeth and smiled silly, and from time to time splashed water on Xiao Ningchuan's body to "add insult to injury".
"… Um."
Xiao Ningchuan raised his hand to wipe the water stains on his eyelids, and almost got this answer from his throat.
After thinking about it for a while, Xiao Ningchuan took advantage of the time when Xiao Lizi went to tinker with the smart button of the bathtub, and went outside to find a few little yellow ducks that had been sealed for a long time.
Then, except for one left in the hand, the others were thrown into the bathtub and let them drift with the flow.
"Little Li Azusa, take a good bath to play this... Do you know?"
Xiao Ningchuan coaxed him with a stern face, and while speaking, he pinched the swollen belly of the little yellow duck in his hand expressionlessly as a demonstration.
"Ga—" The stupid duckling in Xiao Ningchuan's eyes let out a shrill, stupid cry.
"Wow!"
Li Zi watched in surprise as the squashed little yellow duck quickly returned to its original chubby appearance, her big eyes were full of longing to own this little yellow duck.
"Husband, I will be obedient..."
Xiao Lizi raised her head pitifully, and stretched out her hands towards Xiao Ningchuan with a pleading expression.
Why do I feel like I am bullying a child...
Xiao Ningchuan waved away the lingering illusion, and while solemnly handing over the little yellow duck to Li Zi's fleshy palm, he asked uncomfortably:
"Then it's okay for you to take off your clothes later and take a bath by yourself in the bathtub, right?"
"no problem!"
Azusa Xiaoguri happily took the fat duck first, and responded loudly without being distracted.
After pinching the little yellow duck a few times, Li Zi couldn't help but smirked, and held the fat duck high and shouted to Xiao Ningchuan:
"Husband, look at me! Look at me!"
Xiao Ningchuan, who had just taken off his wet robe, had no choice but to stop and look at Li Zi. So see-
"Gah—"
The little yellow duck held above its head by Li Zi let out a cry.
"quack!"
Xiao Lizi, who had a fat duck on her head, also imitated the duck and squawked together.
After the squawk, Li Zi still held the little yellow duck on top of her head, and tilted her head together with it, with a cute look begging for praise:
"Husband, do you think I'm a good learner?"
Obviously being cute, Xiao Ningchuan's ears couldn't help but feel red.
"... Cough, very similar."
Immediately looking away, Xiao Ningchuan drove the ducklings and Xiao Lizi to the bathtub, trying to "release them", while quickly undressing, ready to take a shower.
At the same time, I didn't forget to remind me casually: "Don't play now... The water in the bathtub is almost cold."
"Hmph, I know!"
Hearing the urging, Xiaoli Azusa puffed up her fleshy cheeks angrily, and with some reluctance, released the little yellow duck to the water first, and then prepared to "release" herself.
Xiao Ningchuan rushed into the shower, but his eyes fell on Xiao Lizi indulgently.
He was already mentally prepared to supervise Xiaoli Azusa's bath for a while - otherwise, a certain guy might play until the water in the pool is cold and he hasn't had enough.
But Xiao Ningchuan wasn't worried that Xiao Lizi wouldn't be able to climb into the bathtub alone.
After all, the bathtub only reached the little guy's chubby waist, and there was a short clothes basket with a lid next to the bathtub. With the little guy's cleverness, he definitely didn't need his help to get into the tank.
But at this time, Li Zi hadn't reached the step of entering the tank, but was busy pulling the little clothes on his body.
So... Xiao Ningchuan saw that while Xiao Lizi was throwing clothes into the clothes basket, all the miscellaneous and small things on his body were also falling to the ground.
It wasn't until there was only a small red and tender lotus flower apron left on the whole body of the short and puffy dumpling, which was used to cover his round and round belly, that finally nothing fell off.
Xiao Ningchuan: "..."
He thought that those things in the small cardboard box were all that Li Zi had hidden on her body...
I really didn't see it - such a small dumpling with short hands and feet is quite good at hiding things.
Xiao Ningchuan was teasing Fat Tuan in his heart, but he didn't expect that Fat Tuan looked at him very puzzled.
I saw Xiaoli Azusa staring at Xiao Ningchuan who was wearing only briefs all over his body, his soft eyebrows were tightly knit together.
"Husband~ why don't you take off your clothes in the shower and still wear a bellyband?"
"...???"
Xiao Ningchuan, who had always had facial paralysis, now had the question marks in his heart almost materializing on his face.
Belly... What the hell is a bellyband? He is obviously wearing underwear...!
As for why he is wearing underwear to take a shower now, isn't it because you, a carrot head, were mischievous just now?
and…
How can a brat like you understand his sense of shame that belongs only to adults.