In the end, it was Xiao Ningchuan who took the lead in compromising, breaking the silence and saying:
"... This is not a bellyband."
Thinking that the little guy seems to be more familiar with ancient Chinese, Xiao Ningchuan thought about his words, and explained with some helplessness, "Well... it's a kind of obscene pants."
When Azusa Oguri heard the explanation, she only nodded in understanding.
But he felt in his heart—whether his little husband is taking a bath in a bellyband or wearing obscene pants, isn't he all very stupid!
He is different! He is not stupid at all~!
Li Zi thought so happily, then lifted his fleshy short arms with difficulty, trying to take off the little red bellyband that bound him in the end.
Unfortunately, because his stomach is too round, and there are too many "donuts" on his body...
Xiaoli Zi babbled and babbled for a long time, her face flushed red with anxiety, but she couldn't untie the bow tied behind his bucket waist. Not to mention, there was another knot waiting to be untied at the back of his neck.
Xiao Ningchuan couldn't help laughing, until the little guy was about to cry, and then quietly walked over to help the little guy untie the two bows on the little red bellyband.
Then he returned to the shower room in silence, pretending that nothing happened just now, hiding his merit and fame.
So Xiaoli Azusa took a breathless rest for a while, and when she was about to continue to raise her arms, she suddenly discovered to her surprise—it turned out that he had already "successfully" taken off the last little dress!
Hehe~ I'm really amazing too!
Li Zi looked at the red bag clutched in Xiao Rou's hand, and grinned happily.
After intoxicatedly admiring herself for a while, Li Zi obediently imitated Xiao Ningchuan and threw the small clothes into the clothes basket, not forgetting to put the lid on.
Then he stepped on the small clothes basket and climbed into the bathtub, playing happily with the ducklings he released.
Immediately afterwards, the sound of "quack" and "quack" resounded one after another in the tightly closed bathroom.
"..."
Xiao Ningchuan said that he couldn't tell whether it was the ducks or the dumplings.
But seeing Xiao Lizi's appearance of getting better and better, Xiao Ningchuan simply took advantage of this opportunity to pull the glass sliding door of the cubicle, separating himself from Xiao Lizi for a short time.
"Husband?"
Being "locked" in a small room suddenly, although Li Zi didn't feel scared, she was very puzzled.
So Xiao Ningchuan, who had just taken off his clothes completely and was about to take a formal bath, saw a squashed little fleshy face pasted on the frosted glass.
"..."
honestly…
If it wasn't for Li Zi's stupid turnip head, he would definitely think that he met a little pervert and kick him over.
Xiao Ningchuan took a light tactical breath, silently turned his back and continued to take a bath.
As for Azusa Oguri, because she discovered the new toy of frosted glass, her attention had been diverted a long time ago, and a fat group started playing again on its own.
But speaking of it, the reason why Xiao Ningchuan is so strict in defense is not because he has a strong sense of defense against men.
It's just because of an embarrassing memory that he doesn't really want to recall, and this memory is quite fresh.
That was when primary school started last year...
At that time, he bid farewell to the simple first-year classmates in the past, and directly skipped a grade to become a fifth-grade student.
Because of his outstanding height, and the fact that fifth grade boys generally haven't started to stretch their height, he actually looks no different from fifth grade students.
But other people skip levels step by step, who made Xiao Ningchuan jump in splits
This way of skipping grades destined Xiao Ningchuan to be a special existence in the eyes of others. It can be said that there is no student in the same school who does not know Xiao Ningchuan.
But that's not the point...
The point is—
Xiao Ningchuan, who was still relatively young and ignorant at the time, did not consider the depth of thinking of the older children in the fifth grade. When he had physical problems, he chose to go to the school toilet to solve the problem.
So that day...
Almost all the boys in the grade, including the male teacher, knew the fact that Xiao Ningchuan, the primary school skipper, was very talented.
Moreover, because of a certain boy's exclamation at that time, Xiao Ningchuan was too stunned to be prepared, and was successfully surrounded by a small group of people.
So it was after that.
No matter how anxious Xiao Ningchuan was, he would never solve his physical problems at school anymore...
With a headache, he raised his hands and pinched the center of his brows, Xiao Ningchuan once again sealed this bad and embarrassing memory in the depths of his mind and ignored it.
Afterwards, after quickly taking a battle shower, and washing up along the way, and putting on a bathrobe for himself, Xiao Ningchuan opened the sliding door, intending to formally start managing Xiao Lizi's hygiene situation.
And at this time, the water surface of the bathtub was already full of a tank of small bubbles somehow.
"...!"
Azusa Xiaoli raised her head when she heard the movement, and met Xiao Ningchuan's handsome face that was not expressing joy or anger.
"Husband... Husband..."
Xiao Lizi buried herself under the water with some guilt, and after hiding her whole body in the floating bubbles on the water surface, she smiled sweetly at Xiao Ningchuan.
She also tried to claim credit with a shy face: "I took a bath obediently!"
After finishing speaking, Xiaoli Azusa didn't explain why there were so many bubbles suddenly appearing in the water, she just kept smirking at Xiao Ningchuan, and raised her arms from time to time to pretend to take a serious bath for herself.
And Xiao Ningchuan, who hadn't planned to teach Xiao Lizi a lesson, was completely unable to withstand the opponent's cute attack when he saw this. I can only turn on the thermostat button of the bathtub without any complaints, first to maintain the water temperature.
But when Xiao Ningchuan's eyes accidentally fell on Xiao Lizi's arm, he couldn't help being stunned.
-what is that
In Xiao Ningchuan's line of sight, Xiaoli Zizi's fleshy short arm, like a lotus root, was entwined with a bright green branch.
The branches were slender and long, wrapping a half circle around Li Zibai's tender arm.
If it wasn't for Li Zi's chubby arms, the branches and tendrils would look fat and mellow, perhaps a little elegant.
But the most eye-catching thing is not the branch, but the few colorful flower buds that seem to hang heavily on the branch.
The little flower buds were already bulging, as delicate as a string of small bells.
Now, because of the "doughnut"-like flesh on Li Zi's arms, the pouty flower buds look thicker and stronger, and they are faintly cute.
Somehow, it reminds people of Li Zi himself, who is of the same style.
Thinking of this, Xiao Ningchuan pressed the corners of his eyes, quickly shifted his gaze to the side of Fat Tuan's face, and secretly apologized to the "weak and cute but strong" Xiao Lizi.
Li Zi, the person who started to play happily in the water, was obviously unaware of Xiao Ningchuan's "slander" just now.
Looking at the fat group in front of him and pondering for a moment, Xiao Ningchuan asked directly:
"Little Lizi, is that pattern on your wrist a birthmark?"
Speaking of tattoos, it seems impossible.
Not to mention that Tuanzi is still so young, and his family members don't seem to be the ones who would do such things that would harm his health. As far as the current level of tattooing is concerned, it is impossible for even a tattooist with the most sophisticated equipment and superb skills to produce such lifelike tattoos.
But if it is a birthmark, the shape of the birthmark is too perfect...
He couldn't admit it wrong—the shape of the birthmark was clearly a budding lily of the valley.
Do birthmarks look exactly like that
"What is a birthmark?"
Li Zi glanced at Xiao Ningchuan in a daze, then went to fiddle with the little yellow ducks on the water to play "Duck Fight". A few subconscious mutters came out of his mouth:
"But my father said that because I have this flower, I am the female son."
While talking, Xiaoli Azusa seemed to suddenly think of something, and yelled "Oops".
"Husband, look at this!"
Xiao Ningchuan heard the sound and looked over, and then saw Li Zi digging and digging into the two little chirps on his head... digging and digging...
Finally, a round unknown object was pulled out.
Xiao Ningchuan: "..."
In just one day, speechlessness seemed to have become Xiao Ningchuan's normal state.
But brat... otherwise you just make it clear.
—What else is hidden on your body, have you still not taken it out
Just when Xiao Ningchuan was still wondering if there was something hidden on Xiao Lizi's naked body...
Li Zi held up the small object in her hand, but she was already feeling tired.
"Husband, why don't you look at it!"
Xiao Lizi complained to Xiao Ningchuan with some grievances, Nunuuo's milk voice was full of incomprehension—his hands were almost broken!
"Um?"
Xiao Ningchuan came back to his senses, and quickly looked at the round thing in Xiao Lizi's hand. After noticing the warm jade color in Xiaoli Azusa's hand, he couldn't help reaching out to take it over.
"This is… ?"
"Husband, this is the egg I lived in before I was born!"
"Isn't it cute!"
Even though Xiao Ningchuan took away the precious thing from Xiao Lizi's hand, Xiao Lizi didn't feel nervous at all, instead she proudly raised her fleshy double chin to show off.
And Xiao Ningchuan carefully observed the exquisite jade carvings in his hands, which could be called works of art, and he couldn't help but sigh secretly for the superb craftsmanship of the jade carvers.
only…
Why would a jade carver carve a piece of high-quality warm jade into an eggshell?
Although Xiao Ningchuan is not interested in jade, because the Xiao family has a large collection of jade, even he now has a little understanding of jade.
Although he couldn't tell the specific type of jade carving in his hand, he could know the preciousness of the jade carving's raw material just from the warm and delicate texture conveyed by the jade carving when it touched his fingers.
Otherwise, Azusa Oguri would not hide it in her hair...
After all, most people really don't think that things can be hidden there.
At this time... the jade in Xiao Ningchuan's hands was carved into the shape of an empty shell egg with such precious raw materials.
The eggshell is only the size of his knuckle, but the pattern on the shell is extremely delicate and gorgeous, and it is exactly the same as the lily of the valley flower on Xiaoli Azusa's arm.
But compared to the plump bells on Xiao Lizi who seemed to be blessed, the pattern on the eggshell is obviously many times more beautiful and elegant.
What's even more delicate is that the surface of this egg is extremely smooth, as if it were a natural and complete jade egg. But with a little force, the egg can be opened, revealing the hollow inside.
It is conceivable that the jade carver who carved this jade product is definitely a master.
But Xiaoli Azusa actually said...was he born from this jade carving that is not as long as a finger
Thinking of this, Xiao Ningchuan couldn't help but laugh.
Touching the tip of his nose to block the smile on his lips, Xiao Ningchuan nodded in a pretended natural way: "Well, this egg is really cute."
"But little chestnut, you are so big, how could you be born from such a small egg?"
Hearing doubts, instead of puffing up her cheeks sullenly, Xiaoli Azusa stared her bright grape eyes round in surprise. The way he looked at Xiao Ningchuan seemed to be looking at some like-minded confidant.
"Yeah! That's right!"
Xiaoli Azusa nodded repeatedly, using all her strength to express her approval, "This ball is so small, I can't believe I used to live in it!"
While talking, Li Zi's little voice showed a little grievance, "But just because my father said that I was born from a ball, my father doesn't allow me to eat other balls!"
At this time, Xiaoli Azusa didn't know that the egg custard cakes his father had eaten for him were also made of eggs.
Otherwise, I'm afraid he will jump in anger.
But Xiao Ningchuan roughly guessed the cause and effect from Xiao Lizi's words, and suddenly became speechless.
OK... case solved.
This little Lizi's parents are too unreliable, right? It seems that they are more worried than the group of elders in their own family.
At least the grown-ups in their own family would not go to great lengths to make a hard-to-find expensive jade product just because they didn't want Xiao Lizi to waste eggs, and use that jade product to "convince" the little guy that he was born from an egg of…
Xiao Ningchuan calmed down his complicated mood of ups and downs after learning the truth, and stuffed the jade carving back into Li Zi's little palm.
Then, while applying shampoo to the little guy's head, he tried to popularize the little guy's biological knowledge.
"Well...you weren't born from an egg anyway."
"You know, you're a mammal, and except for the part..."
"Husband! I'm not an animal!"
Xiaoli Azusa just heard a few words, and frowned his shallow eyebrows in some puzzlement, trying to correct his little husband who had become stupid again: "I'm human!"
"..."
So Xiao Ningchuan was silent for a moment, feeling that the results of early education this time might not be optimistic.
After hesitating for a moment, Xiao Ningchuan simply decided to move science popularization to tomorrow's schedule.
As for now... it's better to clean up the little guy who has been staying up all night first, and take him to sleep...
However, after Xiao Ningchuan massaged the little guy's scalp and washed his hair, he lowered his head and met the little guy's closed eyes.
"Hoo..."
Li Zi breathed softly, even though she was asleep, her wrinkled chubby hands were still tightly holding his little jade carving and little yellow duck.
He didn't know if he had dreamed of something delicious, but he groaned and smacked his lips a few times.
Seeing this, Xiao Ningchuan couldn't help but soften his complexion.
Not caring about the small objects in Xiao Lizi's hands, Xiao Ningchuan gently washed Xiao Lizi clean, then directly wrapped the sleeping solid cub with a bath towel, and moved him to the bed in the bedroom.
When Xiao Ningchuan finished wiping Xiao Lizi's wet hair, it was already ten o'clock in the night, breaking Xiao Ningchuan's usual six-to-nine routine...
Rubbing between his brows in frustration, Xiao Ningchuan looked at the little guy who was sleeping soundly beside his pillow, but he couldn't get angry at all.
Just make a decision in secret—be sure to make all kinds of records in advance from tomorrow to prevent the frequent accidents like today from happening again.
Thinking of this, Xiao Ningchuan, who was raising a baby for the first time, let out a long breath with a heavy heart.
Then he lay down next to Xiaoli Azusa, covered him and himself with quilts, and then turned off the light.
I don't know how long it took, Xiao Ningchuan was still thinking about all kinds of emergency plans that he might use in the future, and he was still in a half-dream and half-awake state, when he heard a burst of punching and kicking from the pillow.
From time to time, Xiao Ningchuan would also suffer a few "iron fist and iron foot" attacks from around him, which were neither light nor heavy.
"..."
Xiao Ningchuan, who was forced to wake up completely, took a deep breath, and pressed his brow bone with some headaches.
As a result, he had just done psychological dredging and planned to get up to see if the little guy was having a nightmare, when Xiao Ningchuan heard the little guy let out a short cry.
Immediately, Xiao Ningchuan felt the little guy sitting up from the bed, and seemed to have his eyes on him.
Not knowing what to think, Xiao Ningchuan closed his eyes subconsciously and began to pretend to be asleep.
And the little guy looked at him for a while, but didn't know what he was doing while rustling on the bed.
It wasn't until Xiao Ningchuan's drowsiness almost resurfaced that he felt the little guy move again.
But this time, the little guy seemed to climb off the edge of the bed and got out of the bedroom not long after.
Noticing this, Xiao Ningchuan couldn't help being stunned for a moment.
-what happened? Is little chestnut sleepwalking
Before Xiao Ningchuan could understand Xiao Lizi's situation, he was still hesitating whether to take the initiative to go out, and when he brought Xiao Lizi back, Li Zi came back by himself.
Hearing the movement, Xiao Ningchuan quietly opened one eye and looked over - taking advantage of the darkness and the fact that they were far away, he was not afraid of being discovered by Xiao Lizi.
At this time, in Xiao Ningchuan's sight, Li Zi, a small dumpling, was gently dragging his small cardboard box to the bedside.
Perhaps because of Xiao Ningchuan who was still "sleeping", Li Zi didn't make any excessively loud noises, but this also made the process of dragging the cardboard boxes extra strenuous for him.
And Xiao Ningchuan just quietly watched Xiao Lizi struggling to "smuggle" the half-full cardboard box to the bedside.
But when Xiao Ningchuan thought that Li Zi would return to bed in a while, and was about to close his eyes again.
He saw the little guy turn over the cardboard box clumsily but skillfully—afterwards, the little chubby curled up in the cardboard box aggrievedly, looking in his direction and gradually fell asleep again.
Xiao Ningchuan was silent for a moment, propped up his arms and looked at the small ball in the cardboard box, feeling sore in his heart, he didn't know what it was like.
Sighing lightly, Xiao Ningchuan was about to sit up when he felt that there was something in his hand.
Taking a closer look, Xiao Ningchuan couldn't help but see a little yellow duck sitting on a little "duck egg" hatching.
After looking at the jade carving and the little yellow duck for a while, Xiao Ningchuan quietly moved them to the bedside table, then got out of bed and carried out the insecure little guy shrunk in the cardboard box.
But this time, Xiao Ningchuan didn't leave the little guy to sleep alone with a quilt.
Instead, he hugged Xiao Lizi, who was as puffy as a pillow, patted her on the back, and silently comforted the restless sleeping dumpling in her arms.
When he saw Li Zi's round belly that was still swollen and not shrunk, Xiao Ningchuan stared at that round little watermelon in amazement for a long time...
In the end, in order to prevent the little guy from having a stomach ache due to indigestion in the early hours of the morning, Xiao Ningchuan diligently rubbed Li Zi's belly.
As the client who was served well, Li Zi hummed comfortably and slept more and more soundly.
And Xiao Ningchuan, the young master who is considerate and considerate, said that the soft and elastic flesh feels very good when pinched like jelly pudding, which is very attractive.
Involuntarily kneading the "Slime" for a long time, Xiao Ningchuan finally belatedly recalled the calmness and composure he should have as the future head of the family.
Touching the tip of his nose in embarrassment, Xiao Ningchuan reluctantly glanced at Xiaoli Azusa's soft, round belly that had obviously shrunk by half, before finally laying down and getting ready to rest.
It's just that just a second before Xiao Ningchuan was about to close his eyes, he suddenly remembered something, and quickly got off the bed lightly.
When Xiao Ningchuan came back again, he saw Xiao Lizi mumbling in a daze looking for him.
"Husband... well, husband..."
Seeing the little guy completely relying on his cute appearance, Xiao Ningchuan couldn't help but bend his eyes.
Immediately, before Xiao Ningchuan's brain could react, his body "gnawed" a mouthful of Xiao Lizi's soft milk fat on its own initiative.
Staring at the clear and abrupt teeth marks on the little guy's face for a long time, Xiao Ningchuan quickly got into bed, hugged Xiaoli Azusa again, and closed his eyes guilty.
Um…
All of this is the reason why the brain ran away from home without authorization, and has nothing to do with him.
Thinking of this, Xiao Ningchuan closed his eyes and lightly pecked the soft flesh of Li Zi's cheek, and secretly said good night in his heart.
Occasionally, when the brain is there, the limbs will also be out of control. And these are unavoidable, frequent accidents.
——Dr. Xiao Xiao concluded in his sleep.