The Little Medical Concubine of the God of War

Chapter 13: A fart on a big wedding

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Mrs. Yun waited anxiously here, and it was uncomfortable over there. Who would have thought that King Cheng of the current dynasty would be given laxatives in his mansion on the eve of his wedding, and he still had diarrhea until this morning. The doctor in the hospital prescribed some medicine, which made it better, so that I could go to meet my relatives.

front of the wedding procession

"Don't let this king know who did it, or he will be divided into five horses." Mo Wenli dare not say how lucky he is, but after living for so many years, this month is the most unlucky.

Finally arrived at the gate of Yun Mansion, Mo Wenli turned over and got off the horse, who knew that he staggered and almost couldn't stand, if it wasn't for the guards beside him who helped him quickly, he would be ashamed today.

What Cheng Wang never expected was that such a stagger would have changed his taste in the eyes of caring people.

Walking into the main hall without stopping, I saw everyone waiting in Yun Mansion.

"The king is late, and I hope my father-in-law and Mrs. Yun will forgive me."

Mrs. Yun was in a fit of anger, and she didn't give Mo Wenli a good look. Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, Prime Minister Yun hurried out to smooth things over, "That's all, let's invite Xue'er up."

Only then did Shen and the others help Yun Qianxue out who was covered with a hijab. Yun Qianxue went up to pay respects to Mrs. Yun and said goodbye to Prime Minister Yun and Shen. After hearing what they said on the table, she asked someone to help her On the sedan chair.

King Cheng followed closely on his horse, and the group left in a mighty manner, but Yun Ziyue felt that there was something wrong with King Cheng today? A few days ago, he let her salute with all his teeth and claws, but when he saw her today, not only his face was pale, his speech was limp, and how could this walking posture be so strange

You won't be tricked again, right? However, after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out who it was, so I simply stopped thinking about it. This prince should have offended many people on weekdays. She was not on the list of seeing off relatives today, so Shi Shiran went back to the Liu Pavilion and yawned. She woke up too early today, and she wanted to go back to sleep.

Chengwang Mansion

The big wedding was carried out in accordance with the established regulations, which also brought an end to the missed auspicious time.

The emperor didn't come today, so Concubine Jing was the only one sitting in the first place. Seeing her son and daughter-in-law walking slowly with red silk in their hands, Concubine Jing's depressed mood for a few days finally eased.

It's just that the smile that was just about to rise is destined to hang on the corner of his mouth in embarrassment.

"A bow to heaven and earth."

"Pfft—" No one expected that there would be a sound of farting on such a festive day, and then everyone smelled a very strong stench.

Everyone in the auditorium was so busy that they covered their noses, and some ladies couldn't take it anymore and began to retch, and the source of the voice was His Royal Highness Cheng Wang who was paying homage to the hall with a livid face.

The ceremonial officer is probably also a person who has experienced strong winds and waves. Seeing that the situation is not good, he hurriedly married the couple and sent them to the bridal chamber.

Needless to say, Concubine Jing, she can smell the stench, but she can't cover her nose yet, probably because of some comfort in her heart, she forced a smirk on her face and asked the servants to invite everyone to a banquet, but I don't know how many people can still eat, anyway, Xu Zhizhou, who has witnessed everything, can't eat anymore.

He could only hold back a smile and pay Mo Wenli a silent tribute, the person who was targeted by his elder brother would be worse off than dead if he didn't die. Who made him dare to bully Yue'er without eyes.

second day

There are rumors in Beijing that Mo Wenli not only has a habit of breaking his sleeves, but is actually the one who is being suppressed. It is said that he knows that Mo Wenli is getting married and is powerless to stop him. The third prince of the court not only missed the auspicious time on his wedding day, but also his face was pale, and he couldn't even stand still! However, regarding the matter of Mo Wenli's farting at the wedding, the major families kept silent and there was no rumor.

When Yun Ziyue got up early in the morning and heard these things, she was so happy that she could hardly straighten her waist. She knew that no matter in modern times or in ancient times, the speed of rumors spread extremely fast, and The biography became more and more realistic, and some people even wrote a storybook called "Love and Hate of Husband and Wife" and "The Mysterious Man Behind the Prince"? This idea is awesome!

Ming Xia saw his young lady smiling so happily early in the morning, and couldn't help showing a smile. After the madam disappeared, the young lady changed, and now the young lady finally looks like before.

"My lord, you didn't send someone to do the matter of becoming king, did you?" Ji Xiaoyao looked at someone who was practicing martial arts, and asked seriously.

Mo Jinyao walked to the side of the white jade chair and sat down, took a sip of tea slowly, "Of course not, I will kill him directly."

"..." line, full marks for this reason.

Before Ji Xiaoyao finished complaining, Mo Jinyao said calmly, "However, I sent someone to spread the rumor this morning."

"..." What else could he say, the rumors that spread today almost killed him laughing, it's you who are ruthless.

The person who actually took the laxatives was in a quiet courtyard in the capital right now.

In the courtyard, a handsome man in white was sitting quietly reading a book. Under the warm halo of the afternoon, the man's perfect profile was coated with a layer of gentle light and shadow, making it appear even more mysterious and beautiful.

"Brother, don't you want to go see Yue'er?" Xu Zhizhou's steady footsteps sounded behind him.

"When the time comes, we will meet again. Yue'er's future husband is interesting." The man who read the book did not raise his head, but his voice carried a reassuring feeling.

Of course Xu Zhizhou knew what the elder brother was referring to. King Chen and the elder brother joined forces... He didn't even dare to think about it. He hoped that King Cheng would not give them this chance, they would die.

"How is the son of the Ji family?" Xu Zhimo asked again without thinking. Xu Zhizhou was taken aback for a moment, and then he suddenly realized that his elder brother was talking about Ji Xiaoyao, and leaned over and replied, "Of course the young master of the Ji family can't be wrong, it's just that... that person looks like a dude."

Xu Zhimo smiled slightly, is he a dude...he used to be very timid.

"Miss, the Prince Chen's Mansion has sent books." Ming Xia ran in with a happy face, and the old lady asked the young lady to come over.

Yun Ziyue nodded, and looked up at Ming Xia who seemed hesitant to speak, "What else is there?"

"Miss, have you forgotten? Today is the day when Cheng Wang and Cheng Wang Concubine return home." He specially chose to come here today to deliver books, but he didn't know if it was a coincidence or man-made.

Yun Ziyue was also taken aback, that's right, yesterday's big wedding, it's time to go home today. But it's hard for Mo Wenli, there was such a big scandal yesterday, and now rumors are flying all over the sky, he still has to accompany Yun Qianxue back home as if nothing had happened.

Yun Ziyue straightened her unwrinkled clothes, got up, "Let's go."

In the hall, Prince Cheng, Concubine Cheng, and Prince Chen arrived almost at the same time. At this time, several people were sitting and talking in the hall, and Mrs. Yun and Mo Jinyao were naturally sitting in the main seats.

It can be said that Yun Cheng was born with a fear of Chen Wang, a young man who was more than 20 years younger than himself. Although Chen Wang had always had a kind expression, the prime minister was afraid that this emperor's only favorite brother would kill him if he was unhappy. The prime minister's mansion was demolished.

Then look at the black face of the third prince sitting next to him, his heart is miserable, neither of them can be offended by him, so he can only silently pray in his heart that King Cheng will calm down and don't run into each other The little ancestor sitting first, if something happened to King Cheng, the prime minister's mansion would suffer in the end.