The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Chapter 140: The golden thighs of the future

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The Censor's Office and the Advice Yuan are collectively called "Tai Advice", which is responsible for impeaching and inspecting hundreds of officials, a bit like a modern Disciplinary Committee.

It's not easy to do a censor. It's not just random impeachment. They have to submit a monthly report every month... ah, no, the monthly class is given to the officials, and inside is the inspection report of the month.

Checking the homework every month is really stressful. If the performance is not as good as other colleagues, will the officials have any ideas

And it is not without punishment, it is for newcomers. If an official of the Second Division of Taiwan Remonstrance fails to perform well within 100 days after taking office, he or she will either throw you to another department or pay a fine, which is called "humiliating Taiwan money".

Shame on Taiwan money, what a shameful name.

Because of poor business ability and failure to achieve results, our censor's table has no light, and we have to pay a fine.

Li Zeyun, a new censor who has not had any corrections for two months, is so anxious that his butt is smoking. He always feels that the director of the director has seen him recently, and he is neither yin nor yang. Yesterday, I even said in front of my colleagues without naming names, it has been a long time since no one from our censors paid Taiwan humiliating money...

Li Zeyun has entered the era, and these words are definitely not casual! Must be hinting at him!

Li Zeyun also understood that many of the newcomers in front, and some like him, were all transferred to other places. That would be even more humiliating. Paying a fine would prove that there was salvation, but transferring away would prove that there was no salvation.

Both are too embarrassing, Li Zeyun had no choice but to turn around like a top, staring at the officials, his eyes turning green.

Finally, he found out that Taishi Pang's trusted official's slave was committing the murder. No matter what happened, he quickly reported it. He felt relieved. Who cares about his background, I never heard that Taishi Pang was so anxious now. ? They are all about to be abolished after Pang is passed on. If it hadn't happened suddenly in Guangnan, the decree would have come down by now.

The next day after the memorial was handed in, a servant suddenly came to summon him, saying that the official wanted to see Li Zeyun.

Colleagues all looked at Li Zeyun, including the director.

Li Zeyun was at a loss. He didn't know why the official wanted to see him in person. The matter of his impeachment should be very small. Could it be that there was actually some background behind the official that he didn't know

The head of the Censor Station, that is, Censor Zhongcheng, coughed and said, "Go, what are you still doing?"

Li Zeyun carefully looked at his color before bowing and backing out.

Li Zeyun tried to find out what happened to the inner servant, but unfortunately, they refused to disclose that he wanted to send money, but they did not accept it, which made him even more uneasy.

After entering the hall, I saw that the official family was reviewing the memorial after sitting down for a few cases. After seeing Li Zeyun coming, he put down the pen and ordered him to sit down.

Li Zeyun sat down tremblingly, not daring to look at the official's face.

Renzong said in a friendly manner: "It's been more than two months since Li Qing entered the Censor's Desk. Are you not used to it?"

Li Zeyun suddenly became tense and wanted to faint. Oh my god, is there really something wrong with his impeachment, which caused the officials to think that he was not suitable to stay in the censor's desk

"No, no, no... ah yes, indeed, it's a little bit, I can't do it..." Li Zeyun replied, stunned.

"So, you really wrote this?" Renzong took out a memorial.

Li Zeyun: "Huh?"

He didn't react for a while.

Renzong stretched out his hand, and Chen Lin ended up with a memorial and got it from Li Zeyun.

Li Zeyun took the memorial, opened it with suspicion, and found that there was a slip of paper inside, which read: "The world has its own land, the world manages its people, the world rules its soldiers, the world inherits its position, the world rules its place, The world enters its own flow, and the world receives its seal.” Although the word is middle-class, and it is not like writing with a brush, it is relatively rigid, but the font has never been seen before, and it is unique in this family, which makes Li Zeyun, a calligraphy enthusiast, shine.

Moreover, Li Zeyun is also an official of the imperial court. He still has a sense of political smell, and he immediately realized that it has something to do with the recent troubles of the official family. When he thinks about this thing in his memorial, and the official question from the official family, Immediately there was sweat on his forehead.

"Official family Rong Qi, this, this thing is not written by Wei Chen, and only Zhuo Jing and Shutong can come across the memorial at home, but they will never..." Li Zeyun said in a hurry.

"Li Qing, don't worry, in fact, I think this method is very feasible." Ren Zong said lightly.

Li Zeyun was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Wei Chen really doesn't know the source."

Renzong pondered for a moment, "Li Qing, go back and have a good chat with Shutong and Madam. The court employs people from any background..."

Li Zeyun almost couldn't hear what he said later, and he was dizzy.

Li Zeyun's family had dinner, and Li Zeyun's wife Luo Shi prepared dishes for Lang Jun. She was also born in an aristocratic family. After Li Zeyun was elected, he was arrested and matched with her. After they got married, they were very affectionate and quite similar. have to.

Li Zeyun looked at Luo Shi's profile, thinking in his heart, he has already tortured the book boy, it doesn't look like it, and his wife is said to have studied poetry and prose since childhood, especially loves reading history books, and is deeply influenced by her family's ancestors and father.

"I'll do it myself." Li Zeyun saw that Luo Shi was going to serve soup for himself, and suddenly woke up, grabbed the bowl, and served it himself. Of course, it can't be the same for the wife and the book boy.

Roche only felt sorry for himself, so he stopped with a smile.

But from Li Zeyun's point of view, he was even more skeptical. He held Luo Che's hand and summoned his courage: "Madam, I already know!"

Roche's face turned pale, "You, how did you know..."

Li Zeyun said excitedly: "The official told me that he attaches great importance to this matter!"

Luo Shi lost his voice: "What, do the officials mind if I sell the song girl someone gave you? Lang Jun, did I get into trouble? What is the identity of the song girl?"

Li Zeyun: "Huh??"

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"I am ambitious and my heart is higher than the sky, but I have been reduced to taking children..." Yun Yan whispered back.

At this moment, he is squatting in the vegetable field of Kaifeng Mansion, bringing a group of small radish heads to grow and pick vegetables, and from time to time he has to pull out the children who have pulled the radishes and planted them in the soil.

Not far away, there is a group of clans that are notoriously boring, wealthy, status, and leisure, eating melon seeds and gossiping.

It's all the official family's fault, it's all the official family's fault!

Just because of Renzong's words, these very busy clans brought their children to Kaifeng Mansion today. Originally, it stands to reason that he called the craftsmen, introduced them to them, and then helped to communicate the requirements and so on. That's all.

However, whoever said that the Kaifeng mansion is full of vegetable fields, these clan children probably have never seen vegetable fields before, and they want to play in the fields themselves.

The parents were also stunned, but they still laughed and asked Yunyan to go back to the "landlord" to take care of them and take them to play with them in the field.

Yun Yan replied, and at the same time asked someone to rush to inform Bao Da to save his life, and only he could drive these people away. You said that these are all royal relatives, princes and nobles, can they still go out? Yun Yan Hui could only follow temporarily.

"Brother, please help me pull this out." Yun Yan returned to the point of resentment when someone pulled the leg of his trousers. He looked down and saw that it was a little boy of four or five years old. He was pointing at a radish and said to him. There were also a few slices of radish tassels in it, probably because they failed to pull the radish.

"Oh, good." Yun Yanhui pulled out the white radish, white and fat, and held it for the little boy. Once he was sick, he couldn't help selling it: "Our Kaifeng mansion has a special water source. Good, so the quality of the radishes planted is also very good, absorbing enough water and sweet, and they are snapped up every time. Look at this radish, without the mud, it is said that it can be eaten as a pear, and it is very sweet... "

As soon as Yun Yanhui finished speaking, he saw the little boy lift the radish and take a bite, leaving two incisor marks on the radish.

Yunyan replied: "..."

How can this kid be so sincere? If you come out without mud, it doesn't mean you don't need to wash it!

However, it was too late. The little boy had already taken a bite, chewed it twice, and said seriously, "It's really sweet."

At this time, the children next to him saw it, and they also gathered around.

"Thirteenth, give me a bite too..."

"Thirteenth, I want to..."

"Wait, ladies and gentlemen, wash them first, you can eat the radishes after washing them!" Yun Yanhui hurriedly shouted.

"What? You still need to wash?"

"This one seems to have come from the ground..."

"What? Turnips actually grow in the ground?"

Yunyan fainted, washed the radish, cut it into small pieces with a knife, and distributed it to them. I don't know what's wrong with these little kings and grandsons. Maybe they eat too many good things. A raw radish is also eaten with relish, and a large radish is divided.

Thirteen Lang smacked, then raised his head and said back to Yun Yan: "Brother, come home with me, my yard is so big, you can help me grow radishes. It's not good to stay in Kaifeng Mansion, and I'm tired of money. less."

Yunyan replied: "..."

"Hey, help me plant it, my yard is quite big, oh, I also want to plant that green vegetable, it's so beautiful..."

"I also want!"

"Come back with me, I'll give you five dollars a month."

Yunyan replied: "..."

I rely on, these little Langjun are really promising! One by one 6 have to fly! If he loses his job in the future, can he really consider running a happy farm for others

"No, he has already promised to help me grow radishes."

At this time, a familiar voice sounded behind him, Yun Yanhui was relieved, and turned back and shouted, "Xiao Chu."

Zhao Yunchu walked over with a smile, "I came to work today, and Baofutai called me to rescue you. He is busy now."

Yun Yan returned to you and said: "If you come later, I will not be good."

Those children saluted Zhao Yunchu, some who recognized him and some who didn't, but those who recognized and those who didn't, finally shouted out. They were basically Zhao Yunchu's nephews.

Zhao Yunchu nodded in agreement, smiled, and replied to Yun Yan: "I am also hurrying up, I am afraid that Brother Yan will be taken away."

Yun Yan looked back at the people who wanted to invite him to grow vegetables, and shook her head helplessly. No matter how cute the children were, when the number of children increased, it would make people head-scratching, especially if they were a group of clansmen.

Looking at it again, those parents who were sitting and talking nonsense came over after seeing Zhao Yunchu. Although Zhao Yunchu was not the first in the exam before, but his later development was the best in the clan. Of course, these people also wanted to get close to him.

Zhao Yunchu simply invited all the cousins to have a drink together. Naturally, they all refused, and ordered the child to be sent back, while he and Zhao Yunchu went to discuss the kinship, which naturally gave Yunyan back to relieve the siege.

Before leaving, Thirteen Lang, who took the lead in eating radishes, pulled Yunyan back and asked earnestly, "Brother, do you really not abandon Uncle Yunchu and grow radishes for me?"

Yun Yan was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "No way, we've already made an appointment, and people won't stand without trust."

Thirteenth Lang looked suspicious, "But I didn't see your appointment before, when did you make an appointment?"

Yun Yan thought back, "About 12 years ago. In other words, he also called me brother at that time... So you called me brother too, probably because of the generational confusion."

Thirteen Lang tried hard to figure out what time it was twelve years ago, and finally found that it was a little long, and he was not born yet, and sighed like an adult, "Is it not good for each one?"

"..." Yun Yan was speechless, returning to the previous topic, "I see, you can ask your family to ask an old farmer to help you plant it, it should be better than me."

Thirteenth Lang's face showed a hint of disappointment, "But I'm afraid people are not as fun as you."

Yunyan replied: "..."

What a horrible feudal society...

Thirteenth Lang glanced at him regretfully, "Brother, if you regret it, come to the palace of Runan County to find me. My name is Zhao Zongshi." After saying that, he ran away.

Ok

Ok? !

Zhao Zongshi?

Yunyan Hui: Wait! Let me hug my thighs first!