There is a sentence that can describe the position of the old monk Mingran in the Bianjing market: he is not in the rivers and lakes, but there are his legends in the rivers and lakes.
There was an uproar, screams, whistles, applause, and roars, endlessly!
"Zen master understanding! It's actually Zen master understanding!"
"My God, today is really worth it, I understand!"
"What is he going to say? What is he going to say?!"
Many people were shouting loudly, but they didn't know what they were shouting, just venting their excitement.
They clapped vigorously, their faces flushed.
Not only the commoners in the market, but also those dignitaries, all fell into excitement.
The person on the stage is not an artist, but he can use a simple sentence to set off the biggest sex so far today, which has a greater response than any previous program.
Just because he knew it.
No one would have thought that Yun Yan came back to invite you to be clear!
The audience can't think of it, and the actors in the backstage can't think of it either.
Especially after they all finished the performance, everyone realized the importance of this performance, so as a bottom-up show, it must be the top priority. If it is not heavy and powerful enough, and there is no perfect ending, then the whole show will be Hence the regret.
All the actors are discussing who will make the bottom line.
- Naturally, what they want to ask most in their hearts is why can't it be me? Why can't it be me
Zhou Shuiniang thought so, and the dancers who had left the team thought so, even Zhang Shanren had such thoughts in their hearts.
People are ambitious, and the order of appearances is a symbol of status.
Then when they saw it and came out, they immediately stopped talking, only the word "convinced" was left!
Uppercase convinced.
This is a person they don't even think about, because they dare not think about it!
Who are they? The abbot of the royal monastery, a famous Zen master in the monk world!
Only when such a character comes out can he calm the audience. All the actors are convinced and have no opinion. Looking up, the signboards were all written by the royal family of the official family. An abbot of a royal monastery came to talk about it, which is very good.
From another point of view, this is really reasonable.
First of all, there are too many side jobs for monks in the world today, even those who invest in brothels and sell pork. What's more, it is said that monks are the official establishment of Daxiangguo Temple. He is here to speak, not to do business, which belongs to the promotion of Buddhism!
Knowing that making a guest appearance as a monk, is to expand the influence of Daxiangguo Temple, and the business of monks can be expected to set off another *** from today.
As a character who has appeared in the jokes of common monks all the year round, it seems that it has become a stalk in the streets - did Yun Yanhui only say his name, and it caused laughter all over the place
In the same way, now, knowing only needs to say a word casually on stage, the scene will be turned upside down.
He didn't come to the stage alone. Behind his words, there is a foreshadowing of monks and talkative artists for nearly ten years. This is the accumulation of countless jokes.
Over the years, everyone has been hearing all kinds of stories about Liran, and they have also gone to the temple to see Ran, but the effect of standing on the stage and wanting to tell a common story is completely different.
It took a long time for the scene to calm down, and everyone couldn't hide their excitement and stared at the understanding, paying full attention.
Understand: "Do you all know Lao Na?"
Everyone shouted in unison: "I know!"
Understand: "Well, but I was just outside when someone stopped Lao Na and asked Lao Na if he wanted to buy a remuneration."
"Hahahahaha!"
"I actually asked the abbot of Daxiangguo Temple if he wanted to be punished? Hahahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter, really?"
This privately stopped people to ask, it must be selling vacation ultimatum. This effect is almost the same as asking the police chief if he wants to do fake sex.
Understand: "I thought to myself, it's usually the old man who gives people the ultimatum, this time it was new, and someone asked if he wanted it. The old man told him that the old man has a formal remuneration collar, so he doesn't need to buy it. Turn around and ask the old man: Then do you want to buy a wig for the rest day?"
"Pfft, haha, buy a wig!"
"Usually it's him who sends... Haha, isn't it?"
Some people also thought that it was clear that this was satirizing some of the current phenomena. Not only are there many Jianghu people who pretend to be monks to do bad things or take refuge, but there are also many monks who let themselves loose and do not follow the rules and regulations. Look, there are actually people who sell wigs to monks
Understand: "Old Na is so upright, do you need it?"
As he spoke, he also looked at several monks from Daxiangguo Temple standing under the stand.
"need!!"
"I want it! I want it!"
The audience was booing, there was no way, in the jokes, there are really various images of clear, and many times they will be very cunning, or smart.
Li Ran smiled slightly, "So the old man said, I don't know how your quality is. Has anyone bought it in our Daxiangguo Temple?"
"puff!"
"Is the great monk waiting here?"
"Haha, who bought it? You must be punished for copying the scriptures!"
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If there are modern people who see it, I am afraid they will feel that this form of performance is very familiar.
It's not so much a cliché as it is a talk show.
Compared with the popular saying, there is more interaction with the audience, the rhythm is faster, the laughter is very dense, and the content is easier to understand, closer to life, that is, more commercial.
This is a script created by Yun Yanhui for Lingran. It is a series of little jokes, and because the image of Lingran is here, he doesn't need to use the long-term skills like many actors who are on stage for the first time. The foreshadowing, to let everyone substitute into the background of the story.
- Just like when the vulgar monk first appeared, he chose to take advantage of the fame of Mingran, but now he is on the stage.
Everyone knows that he is the abbot of Daxiangguo Temple, and he doesn't need to set the stage. If someone asks me if I want to buy a ultimatum, the effect will be amazing. Of course, the most deeply substituted are the natives of Bianjing, or those who stay in Bianjing all year round. Others may have to use his previous self-introduction to understand it, but these natives understood it instantly.
It was quite easy to write a script for Lingran, because he brought a lot of memes. It took Yun Yan back only half a day to type out the entire draft, and it took another two days to polish it, and then he handed it over to Lingran for rehearsal. .
To say that he spent more time is persuading Ran. Fortunately, he is not a pedantic person. As the saying goes, the purpose is to expand the influence of Buddhism. If he plays, the effect will be better, so why not do it
In fact, since then, it is impossible for him to perform often, but every year during the Lantern Festival, he will give a short vulgar speech.
Moreover, this has also become a practice, and every abbot of Daxiangguo Temple will do this later, because they find that this actually helps them and Daxiangguo Temple's reputation.
Any of your thoughts can be disseminated to the public in this way.
As an abbot, the power is much stronger than those of ordinary lay preachers. When the whole world is celebrating, saying it once is a decent and effective propaganda.
This situation was later joked by Yun Yanhui: In order to save the declining Buddhism, the abbots stood up and became idols.
Now, in the red jade bamboo shoots, from Zheng Ping to the princess, to the ladies next to them, all of them laughed upside down, and tears came out.
Of course it was over. He Shi stepped down from the stage. They had a feeling of laughing so hard that they had no strength, and sorted out their makeup and clothes.
"Oh my God, I went to listen to Abbot Ran's Zen lectures, but I didn't find that he still has such a capacity to make people laugh."
"Exactly, I've heard common sayings before, but I've never understood anything like the abbot - it's funny, but now I think about it, it's thought-provoking."
"I just feel like I'm dying laughing..."
"Wonderful! Never before!"
The effect is astonishing, not to mention these ladies, even those idlers who spend all day in the goulan, they can't breathe with laughter, they have never experienced the "destruction" of such intensive laughter. ".
This is the rhythm from the 21st century, and this wave really makes them completely overwhelmed.
Zhang Shan and his disciples are listening below, and their eyes are shining. The layman is watching the excitement, and the expert is watching the doorway. They can see it. This is common saying, but it is actually completely different!
After the understanding went on, everyone was still undecided and refused to leave.
…
Yun Yanhui greeted the understanding in the audience, handed him tea, and helped the old monk to the temporary backstage set up in the store to rest.
As soon as he came in, all the artists surrounded him.
Zhang Shanren was especially excited, and held the clear hand.
Understand quickly pointed to Yun Yanhui, "You look for him."
Yun Yan didn't have time to dodge when he came back, and was grabbed, "I knew it was you!" Zhang Shanren pulled Yun Yan back, "I knew it, you kept your hand!"
If Yun Yanhui had taken out this trick earlier and applied it to vulgar preachers, these talkative artists would probably starve to death, and Zhang Shanren had some lingering fears.
Now he only asks Lingran to do these tasks, but it will not affect the market. After all, no matter how influential he is, he is only one person.
Yun Yan knew what Zhang Shanren meant in her heart, and the two of them naturally understood, and everything was silent.
Knowing that he was a little unexpected, Yun Yan told him that if he went up to talk, the effect would be very good, but he didn't expect it to be so good!
Zhang Shanren couldn't help but say to Lingran: "Abbot, it seems that you will be very busy in the next period of time..."
Busy rejecting all kinds of performance invitations!
In today's scene, there are definitely many people who want to invite Xingran to perform.
However, he is really not a professional, and he is an abbot who runs business every day and acts like something. The president of the old beauty occasionally appears on variety shows, and that is not seen in the world.
Clearly, he clicked Yun Yan back, but he didn't know what to say. It seemed that he really underestimated himself, and also underestimated Brother Yan.
I don't know whether to cry or laugh.
This effect is really good. After this day, Man Bianjing discussed the program of this day for at least half a month, and one-third of them focused on understanding.
Everyone is talking about it!
The Daxiangguo Temple is about to welcome the peak period again, and the attendance rate is full!
Even with incense, donations have also risen!
Other temples and Taoist temples in Bianjing are so envious that their eyes are turning red. In recent years, Daxiangguo Temple has developed really well, and now they can't help but sigh: Xianglan can still play!