Zhao Yunchu was ridiculed by Yun Yan, but he was not angry, but said, "Do you want to draw a sharp beak on Brother Yan's mask?"
"Ha," Yun Yan replied, "it didn't hurt me at all."
This can't even be called a counterattack. Without any strength, he won't have a big reaction because others use his name to talk about things, at least not to this extent - think "Yan Fei" and "castration" , that's called ruthless.
"Hey, you don't need to draw your mouth, just write 'Silly White Sweet', you see, there are people over there who wrote 'No. 1 in the monthly exam' on it." Yun Yan said back with a smile.
Zhao Yunchu: "..."
Zhao Yunchu: "I'm angry!"
Yun Yan looked back at him with a smile.
Zhao Yunchu stretched out his hand and hung the mask on Yun Yanhui's face, covering Yun Yanhui's smug smile, then he took a look and found a rabbit ear earmuff from the booth, "Can I have this? ?"
Mao nodded hurriedly.
Yun Yan looked back at the rabbit ears on Zhao Yunchu's head, and then touched her carrot, "... Too cruel!"
This is literally a thousand injuries to the enemy and eight hundred to oneself. The Dali Temple with rabbit ears on the earmuffs is upright, can you still see it
If Yunyan wants to win, he may have to change to a big bad wolf, but after looking at it for a long time, there is no big bad wolf, so he can only say goodbye.
The two were walking on the street, Zhao Yunchu suddenly pointed in one direction and said, "Look, isn't that 'the first in the monthly exam'?"
Yun Yan looked back, and sure enough, it was the student who asked to write "No. 1 in the monthly exam" on his mask. They took him as an example just now. This kid is really creative. When everyone was still drawing pictures , he thought of writing, and he was very flamboyant.
But at this time, the "No. 1 monthly exam" student seemed to be being held down by three or five classmates to say something, and the atmosphere was not very good.
Yun Yanhui walked over there unconsciously, wanting to listen.
Not far away, I happened to hear the aggrieved student shouting: "...I didn't show off! I asked that person to write 'No. 1 in the target monthly test' to Mingzhi, who knew he missed two words? !"
All students: "..."
"..." Yun Yan Hui almost stumbled in place, and quickly walked away as if nothing had happened, otherwise he would be unable to hold back his laughter!
How could there be such a stupid child who was bullied so wrongly!
However, after this person, quite a few people chose to write instead of painting.
Those who sell things simply treat this as an advertisement and write advertisements on the masks.
Students, some wrote dense articles on it, looked at each other, and recited them all the time.
There are also some flamboyant Yanei, who write more frivolous words.
…
Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu went there and they were very hot. Boss Hao had already arranged the table, and Shen Kuo also arrived. Yun Yanhui introduced Zhao Yunchu and Shen Kuo to each other. The two of them have not met yet.
However, although they had never met, Shen Kuo knew from Yun Yanhui's friend that he had such a good friend.
Zhao Yunchu also knew that Yun Yanhui admired Shen Kuo very much, so his attitude was serious and friendly, and he greeted him in a serious manner.
Shen Kuo watched Zhao Yunchu bow his hands solemnly and bowed slightly... The two rabbit ears on his head drooped forward a little.
But in general, the rabbit ears supported by thin bamboo pieces are still relatively firm and sturdy, just a little bit bouncy. The eyes of the people present, Shen Kuo, Boss Hao, and Yun Yanhui also followed it with every movement. free.
Shen Kuo: "..."
Zhao Yunchu came back to his senses and touched his ears, "..."
embarrassment.
Zhao Yunchu saw the look of schadenfreude, but he still refused to take off the earmuffs. He was embarrassed and said nonchalantly: "I just bought it at the entrance of Taixue, and it's a pair with Brother Yan."
The eyes of the people present all turned to Yun Yanhui again: Yes, he is wearing a carrot.
Yunyan replied: "..."
Damn, I didn't even watch out for being counter-killed!
Isn't it too late to say it's not a couple
Yun Yanhui angrily took off the earmuffs and muttered, "It's not so cold in the room, so I don't need to wear them..."
Zhao Yunchu also took off his earmuffs with a slight smile on his face, neither impatient nor impatient.
Shen Kuo looked at it funny, but felt that the two of them had been playing together from childhood to adulthood, as others said, and their relationship was really good.
After such an incident, the atmosphere became warmer, and they sat down.
Boss Hao raised his glass first, "Today, we must respect Brother Yan first. Without you, I wouldn't be as prosperous as I am now."
Shen Kuo added: "And my current dispatch."
"You're welcome, Hao Burning Color has long been a famous brand in Bianjing, and Brother Shen is also destined to stand out." Yun Yan raised his glass back and said, "Let's respect your success today!"
Everyone clinks their glasses and drinks.
Boss Hao added: "Today, I don't say I won't be drunk, I won't go home, I won't fight wine, and brother Yan is not allowed to participate in the fight."
All of the people present knew Yun Yanhui's ability, and a thousand cups are not drunk, so they all laughed.
Yun Yan said helplessly: "It's not that I drink too much, it should be that you are all too weak."
Zhao Yunchu: "Yeah, sometimes I'm thinking that when the envoy from Liao came to the Song Dynasty, it is clear that you should compare your drinking with them, and what kind of hunting..."
When Zhao Yunchu said this, everyone else actually deeply agreed.
Yunyan raised her eyebrows back, "I'll try it next time, I'm afraid people who come next time will remember that I cared about their turtles."
Both Boss Hao and Shen Kuo didn't know what had happened, Zhao Yunchu explained it to them, which immediately caused laughter.
"It's really bad, it's such a trick to the Liao people!"
However, when it comes to tortoises, Boss Hao has some problems, "Brother Yan, it's been cold recently, and a lot of grass and fish have died in my tank, so I quickly put them in the conservatory. However, there is no sun in the conservatory. , it is very troublesome to move in and out every day.”
"You can change some cold-resistant fish and aquatic plants, like some Aoki ferns." Yunyan recommended him back, "Shui Jing Ji has launched a winter suit, and a few days ago, I also saw a customer very I have an idea to make his water and land landscape a snow scene, cover it with silk wool, and stick blue paper on the tank wall, which looks very suitable for the scene."
When Boss Hao heard this, his eyes lit up, "Wonderful, this is wonderful. But the silk wool is a little fake, right? It's for the convenience of cleaning? Otherwise, it might be more realistic to use salt."
Yun Yan replied jokingly: "You are a rich man, so naturally you should sprinkle salt."
"I'm just saying that if I really sprinkle salt, if it leaks into the water, wouldn't it be a dead tank?" Boss Hao scratched his head, "Just think about it like that, or silk cotton is convenient."
"Actually speaking of this, it reminds me, is it possible to make an underwater snow scene? A simple snow scene may be a little boring. You can do ice breaking in early spring. You can replace the stone with muscovite to create the effect of a glacier. Put a little soil on it and plant it. The relatively short aquatic plants." Yun Yanhui was also excited, and began to imagine, "You can also squeeze some polar bears and put them on..."
"??" Boss Hao listened with great interest in the front, but later he didn't understand, "What is a polar bear?"
"It's the bear in the extreme north! It's pure white, and it's very big." Yun Yan replied.
"There are bears in the extreme north? I'm scared, this bear is more resistant to freezing." Boss Hao praised again, "Brother Yan is so knowledgeable and knowledgeable, even the bears in the extreme north know what color they are. ."
In the past, what Yunyan said back could overthrow the businessmen who traveled to and from Bianjing, but...
"There are still people going to the extreme north to do business?"
"Dang, of course there is." Yunyan replied nonsense, anyway, no one can confirm whether there are any businessmen going to the North Pole, "There are still people living in the extreme north, where people live, you can do business. The people there live in houses made of ice and snow. Don't think it will be very cold. In fact, living in an igloo will protect you from the cold."
No one has ever heard of such anecdotes, even though Shen Kuo has traveled with his father in several places these days, and loves to inquire about anecdotes, he has never heard of such things. What else could live in an igloo, Shen Kuo thought about it at that time, and wished he could try it immediately.
"If it's true, then the people in this extreme northern land are really amazing." Boss Hao sighed.
"Well, this kind of people is called the Skimo people. Because of the ice and snow, they go out on sleds—pulled by dogs." Yun Yanhui saw Shen Kuo pondering, and thought, would this be beneficial for future scientific and Historical research brings trouble, how did the Song people in this era understand the habits of the Eskimos
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Earlier I said that many people were doing tricks on masks. This most interesting activity was carried out by Yun Yanhui's cousin and his colleagues.
In the winter, when there is nothing to do at the art academy, Zheng Ling united with his colleagues who had a good time, went to the stall next to Mao's booth, and then began to help people paint masks. Their painting skills are superb, and they deliberately depict things in detail, just for fun, just for a little money, so the market is very good.
For example, the cat's mouth will never be drawn with a few strokes like ordinary people, but will be filled with flesh and blood, so the effect is amazing.
Even the facial expressions are painted realistically, but the effect is a bit weird, but there are many people who like special hobbies.
One day, when Yun Yan was passing by, he saw that they were painting, and there was a long queue beside him. Zheng Ling was painting fangs on a person's mask - this was used as a prank.
Yun Yan was a little speechless, and poked Zheng Ling, "Are you so idle?"
Zheng Ling turned around and saw that it was Yun Yan, "Brother Yan, it's winter, and the shop isn't so lively anymore. I have to find something to do."
"A group of Hanlin, including an imperial edict, painted masks on the street? Very good, this is a big song!" Yun Yan patted Zheng Ling on the shoulder, and said a few words in Zheng Ling's ear, "Do you want it? Painting a mural on the street? Then…”
Others could still hear it, but found that the voice behind him was getting smaller and smaller, and gradually he could not hear it.
Zheng Ling listened and hesitated, "Is this possible? I'm not sure if I have such painting skills."
Yun Yan Hui continued to mutter.
Zheng Ling then cheered up again, "I'll give it a try!"