The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Chapter 226: Fake fried pork and rice tofu

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Feng shui took turns, when the Empress Dowager Liu was still there, the Pang family was in full swing, the queen mother Pang was in the world, the master of Pang was powerful, and the Kaifeng government still had to fear his frame-up.

But now, Pang Taishi's accidental swallowing of feces is well known with the release of "Tokyo Daily". He thought it was a laughing stock and became a gun of others, and the first shot of the gossip version was fired in one fell swoop.

Although the report is followed by comments, and this page also claims to be about commenting on current affairs, anyone with a bit of brains can understand that this is basically gossip.

Pang Taishi and the people who attended the banquet together that day were so angry and anxious that they dared not go out for several days, and their names were all called out.

Pang Taishi was very angry and wrote a letter to accuse the editorial department. Even if the "Tokyo Daily" has a procuratorial function, it can't ignore his face, right? In the past, there were literati arguing in the literary and art edition, but they were not so ruthless in exposing people's old bottom!

When people expose the old bottom line, that is to say things based on their character and level, but he is ridiculed by the whole people.

However, Renzong made a mess. The intention of the "Tokyo Daily" was to warn everyone not to be greedy and harm themselves, and to take this as a warning. The intention is good, and I hope the master will not mind. After all, your case is very representative and can best express the meaning of warning...

Besides, this has already been released, do you want to take it back, or make an apology saying that we are sorry that we exposed your scandal

- You can't lie and say that Lao Pang didn't drink dung soup at all, right

After all, it means to cover up the "Tokyo Daily".

The "Tokyo Daily" is also covered by two powerful yamen, Renzong does not call the shots, Pang Taishi is completely out of breath now, where dare to provoke, so he has to turn his head to be angry.

Taishi Pang could not have imagined that Kaifeng Mansion had been secretly collecting information about him, and Bai Yutang might have gained something when he saw him passing his birthday. As a result, he was so gossipy that he broke the news mercilessly. Pang Taishi himself was still guessing who passed it on.

Pang Taishi thought again, that "Tokyo Daily" would harm him so much. After much deliberation, it must be the idea of Kaifeng House. I heard that "Tokyo Daily" is based on "Kaifeng House News", and the two are closely related. All this is probably the ghost idea of that little official named Yun Yanhui under Bao Zheng!

Pang Taishi secretly hated Yun Yan back - this is nothing, he has always been dissatisfied with the entire Kaifeng Mansion, and now no one cares. Yun Yanhui didn't care anymore, and he was stronger because he had more guilt.

This time, many powerful families are watching the excitement. The Pang family was so arrogant before, and there were many people who offended.

When many people eat puffer fish, they will mention Pang Taishi, everyone will laugh tacitly, and take a warning at the same time.

However, there are quite a few people who are afraid of this current affairs comment board in their hearts. Today is the fault of Taishi Pang. If they make some jokes in the future, who knows if it will be published? That shame can be lost to the streets.

The biggest winner, the gossip version, has stepped on the reputation of Pang Taishi and others, and its popularity is among the people in the market, almost comparable to the comic book version. I think as long as you continue to work hard to make good news, surpassing it is just around the corner.

Knowing that he was going to give a lecture at the Imperial Medical Bureau recently, he stayed there.

The daily practice of the students of the Imperial College of Medicine is to diagnose and treat students of other schools. After understanding it, they meet the students of the Imperial College of Medicine to conduct practical classes to diagnose and treat students of the Imperial College.

A group of students from the Imperial Physician Bureau entered the Imperial College with a medicine box. Because it is difficult to diagnose and treat children, they are not competent. This time, they are diagnosing and treating college students.

Those elementary school students were lying on the windows, watching the group of doctors and reservists outside.

Knowing that the professor followed behind, Qiu Dafu looked at it and suddenly shouted, "Shi Gaobi, your brother is there too!"

- Qiu Dafu naturally doesn't know Xiaobao, he is talking about Yun Yanhui.

Yun Yan came back to this moment, and was waiting with Xiaobao beside Lingran, holding a food box in her hand. He came over after hearing about it, so he came directly to Guozi School, and brought some food to him.

The little tiger was sitting in his seat very coldly, but when he heard Qiu Dafu say this, he was stunned for a moment, and then he squeezed to the window. When he saw it, it was Brother Yan, and he shouted: "Brother!"

Yun Yanhui heard the voice of the little tiger, followed him, smiled and waved to him.

This time, Xiaohu's classmates also saw Yun Yanhui, "Shi Gaobi's brother really looks like Shi Gaobi!"

"Why is Shi Gaobi's brother here? Isn't his family in Guizhou?"

"Didn't Qiu Dafu say last time that Shi Gaobi's brother recognizes him? They don't have the surname Shi."

"It looks so similar, how can it be recognized?"

The little tiger started to look through the window, but was stopped by Qiu Dafu: "Shi Gaobi, sir will be back in a while, where are you going?"

The little tiger hesitated for a while, but still retracted his legs. He promised Brother Yan to be a good student, and it would not be too late to look for it after a rest.

When he came back like this, the other classmates asked him and his brother carefully.

The little tiger was very vigilant, for fear that someone would take a fancy to his brother and rob him, and said nothing.

On the other hand, Yun Yanhui said to Qingran, "Master, that's the little tiger, how about it? You haven't seen it for a few years, can you still recognize it?"

"He looks like you when you were young, how can you not recognize him?" Lingran chuckled, "You two are very destined."

A group of people went to Guozi School to check the pulse of the students one by one.

There are thousands of students in the Guozi School, and the diagnosis and treatment cannot be completed in one day, so it takes several days.

Knowing sat aside, there is nothing to do for the time being, just waiting for a while to check the medical records. Yun Yanhui put the food box on the table and opened it, revealing the two dishes inside, and the aroma came out.

"Amitabha," Clearly glanced at it, then chanted the Buddha and frowned, "How did you burn the meat?"

The plate on the left looks like tofu, and the plate on the right is fried pork slices, all of which are very homely dishes.

"It's not meat," Yun Yanhui took out his chopsticks and took a piece of meat, "You can eat and see."

Knowing Yun Yanhui clearly, I took a bite of it with suspicion. When I took a bite, it had a bit of pork flavor, toughness, and a lot of spices. At first, it was easy to mistake the taste for meat. However, after chewing a few times, you will find that there is still a fresh aroma of vegetables and fruits... This is actually a vegetable!

"This is fake fried meat, made with gourd meat and bran." Yun Yan replied, "This is impossible, you really ate fake meat."

The gourd and bran are marinated with various ingredients, sliced into thin slices, and lard and spices are added, and the effect is almost like the real one. However, this is actually a vegetarian dish, with a meat-like aroma, but it still tastes like vegetables, which is easy to eat.

Knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Ah, why do you spend all your time doing this?"

"I'm also thinking of the great monks," Yun Yan replied confidently, "I need to improve the vegetarian food. You can bring it back to the kitchen when the time comes."

"I have a picture, I have a picture." Knowing what he said, but he knew in his heart that this thing must be very popular in various monasteries, not only the monks, but also the pilgrims. This is how it is in this era.

"Try another dish?" Yun Yan replied, "You have a bad mouth, this is rice tofu."

Although there are many tofu products now, rice tofu has never been heard of. It is a famous dish in Sichuan and Hunan in the future.

Yun Yanhui is making cold dishes. The rice tofu is cut into small square pieces. The color is different from ordinary tofu. It is light yellow and the texture looks much more delicate. People are very hungry.

Yun Yanhui took out the spoon and stirred the sauce evenly. No matter how you make it, rice tofu is delicious. It can be served cold or braised. It can be used as a dinner or as a snack.

In addition to cold salad, stir-frying with minced meat and stir-frying with bean paste are Yun Yanhui's favorite ways to eat.

I scooped a piece in my mouth, the taste is thicker than water tofu, with the fragrant taste of rice, smooth and refreshing, and the spicy and slightly sour sauce adds a lot of color to it, and the fragrance of rice and sauce is accompanied by it. The tofu is easily bitten and spreads in the mouth, appetizing and easy to eat.

Whether this cold rice tofu or fake fried meat, the taste is heavy and belongs to the next meal.

When I get older, I like to eat a little more flavorful, otherwise it will be bland and tasteless in the mouth. I know that my appetite has not been very good recently, and I don't eat much, but now I really want to eat.

Yun Yanhui didn't bring rice, but he could ask people from Guozixue to borrow it. When he looked up, he found that many people were staring at him.

He also found out that he still had a spoonful of rice tofu in his hand, which he put down embarrassingly, wondering if they had mistakenly thought that there was meat in the dishes they were eating

At this moment, when Lingran and Yun Yanhui saw those people, their eyes fell along with the spoon.

Well, it seems that it has nothing to do with meat or not...

Yunyan replied: "..."

People from Guozixue were particularly unhappy. It was almost time for lunch. They were here to see a doctor. People from the Imperial Medical Bureau actually ate next to them, and they looked like they wanted to swallow. You know, their canteen tastes pretty average!

Even the people from the Imperial Medical Bureau showed a strange look. Yun Yanhui said that he cooked two small dishes to honor the master. Everyone thought it was a vegetarian meal, but Yun Yanhui knew that the master had a bad appetite, so he paid special attention, or they persuaded him. However, eat it while it's hot as soon as you come in, don't waste your apprentice's filial piety.

Who knows, I've pitted myself... How can there be such an attractive side dish

Yun Yanhui was relatively calm, looking for people from Guozixue, and ordered a bowl of rice in their cafeteria to give Lingran side dishes.

Now, knowing that he was too embarrassed to eat it, he asked the Imperial Medical Bureau and the professors of the Imperial College to eat some together.

Yun Yan thought that they would reject it, but who knew that these people hesitated for a while, and then accepted it with a gracious expression!

Professors, you and I eat one bite at a time, while the students keep swallowing, and they all rush to the cafeteria when the meal starts.

The cafeteria made tofu today, which was originally unpopular. Unexpectedly, many students wanted to make tofu today. The people who called the cafeteria were a little surprised. Young people of this age are not fond of meat. In the past, meat was the most popular food. Welcome.

These people actually saw that the professors were eating rice and tofu like they were eating, so they also came to make tofu. But firstly, they made water tofu, and secondly, there was no such sauce, so it tasted very bland in the mouth, how could it have the imagined taste.

The extremely disappointed students of Guozixue, after returning, asked one after another, where to buy this tofu.

People from the Imperial Medical Bureau knew, and said, "This is the filial piety of the Zen master's beloved disciple! It looks like fried meat, but in fact, it's a vegetarian dish!"

So these people asked where Yun Yanhui bought it, and they became more interested. Whether it was eaten by himself or for the elders in the family, it was a good choice.

People from Guozixue knew who Yun Yanhui was, and explained: "Don't think about it, Mr. Yun is from Kaifeng Mansion. This must be the dish of Kaifeng Mansion's cafeteria. If you want to eat it, try to enter Kaifeng Mansion in the future."

No one in Bianjing has ever heard of Kaifeng's canteen dishes, but they are also famous for not selling canteen dishes to the public.

"I made this for Master, and it will be on the cafeteria menu in a few days. Hey, it can't be, now both the Kaifeng school and the government share the cafeteria," Yun Yan replied with a smile and said very terrifying words, "If everyone If you are interested, you don't have to wait until you enter the yamen in the future, you can transfer to our school in Kaifeng now—"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The doctors and professors of Guozixue all coughed violently.

"Mr. Yun, stop joking!"

"Be careful, be careful."

The teachers of Guozixue are facing the enemy, for fear that the students will be lured by the food.

However, the students of Guozixue were not as rude as their teachers thought, and instead coaxed: "Why don't Mr. Yun transfer to our school!"

"That's right, Mr. Yun is here, and he will definitely give you excellent conditions, as long as you bring the dishes from the canteen of Kaifeng Mansion."

"Yeah, Mr. Yun, think about it, the Imperial Academy sincerely invites you!"

As soon as the students said it, those teachers also came back to their senses, yes, they can totally fight back! So, join in!

"That's right, I can do this Lord!"

"Don't hesitate to mention what conditions Mr. Yun has, Guozixue is very sincere!"

"You can grow vegetables here if you want to..."

Yun Yanhui almost laughed out loud, seeing the teachers and students of these top universities say these words with a serious look, it's so funny, I didn't expect them to be quite humorous, "I am in everyone's mind, just to open up wasteland and find people. Is it the land? If I change the mountain in the future, I won’t be farming the land at Guozixue!”

Seeing that his words were unfinished, everyone held the venue and asked, "How are you doing?"

"Kaifeng House farms, that's Kaifeng House poor!" Yun Yan laughed back and said, "If I were in Guozixue, I would hold a parent-teacher meeting to imply that everyone would give me gifts! I'll get rich in one go, haha!"

Everyone: "… "