The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Chapter 233: too dark

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Bao Zheng was stern to corrupt officials, but he was very kind when facing the common people.

For example, now, in the face of these people who want to match him, Bao Zheng's attitude is very good. He can't refuse, but he will send these people out very politely.

But since these matchmakers came, how could they leave so easily. Matchmakers in the Song Dynasty were called matchmakers. The industry has developed into a relatively standardized industry, and there are even high and low levels.

The higher the gift, the higher the fees charged by the matchmaker. A marriage of Bao Zheng's level is a big deal for the matchmakers. So he refused to leave, and he had to sell it with Bao Zheng.

Bao Zheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He just wanted to call people and invite them out politely, when he suddenly thought that this is not a once-and-for-all solution, so he said calmly, "It's not that I have no intention of starting a family, but I'm so busy that I don't have time to discuss relatives. There is a government official in our Kaifeng mansion, who works steadily and carefully, and is loyal to the prime minister and knows his temperament. The prime minister's family is not around, so this matter is simply handed over to him. If you have any ideas, go to him. Say it."

The matchmakers were overjoyed. They thought it was a bit strange. They saw that the future wife's important affairs were actually entrusted to the junior officials, but after asking Bao Zheng's name, they were relieved.

The matchmakers walk the streets and alleys every day, and they all know the name of Yun Yanhui. Some people even approached Zheng Ping and wanted to talk to Yun Yan, but they were rejected.

Bao Zheng said so, so they didn't bother Bao Zheng anymore, and went out in a swarm, looking for Yunyan to go back.

Yun Yan said that she was invigilating the exam, and she actually went to invigilate the exam. At this time, he was sitting on the podium, and the students in the classroom were seriously writing questions.

Suddenly someone raised their hand, and Yun Yanhui walked up to him and asked in a low voice, "What?"

Student: "Sir, I think it's convenient..." He was a little unconfident when he said this, because most students would choose to hold back at this time, but he really couldn't hold back.

"Okay, let's go." Yun Yan said back, seeing the student stand up to go out, followed behind him, temporarily handing over the classroom to another teacher to invigilate alone.

The student was a little surprised that Yun Yan followed him, but he thought it was to prevent cheating, so he ran to the toilet with his legs tucked.

After entering the cubicle, the student realized that Yun Yanhui had followed suit, "??"

Yun Yanhui not only came in, but also walked up to his next door solemnly, leaning over and staring at him.

student:"… … "

Yun Yan replied, "Hurry up, you haven't finished the question yet? There's not much time left."

The student took it out tremblingly, and finished urinating shivering under Yun Yanhui's gaze, thinking that if I knew this was the case earlier, I might as well hold it back! Mr. Yun is really cruel. If a real person wants to cheat, wouldn't it be a waste of time

After he finished urinating, Yun Yan returned to the classroom with him, when he saw another teacher standing at the door.

"Mr. Yun, someone is looking for you," the teacher said.

"Who is it?" Yun Yan asked casually.

Teacher: "A group of matchmakers..."

As soon as this sentence was said, all the students looked over with "Huh?"

Mr. Yun won the crown not long ago. Is this to discuss kissing? And it's a group of matchmakers... Tsk tsk, there's a story behind this!

Yun Yanhui didn't know why there were a group of matchmakers looking for him, he was puzzled, but he was invigilating the exam now, so he said: "Please come to my study and sit for a while, I will finish the exam in a while. ."

After a quarter of an hour, the exam was over, Yun Yan took back the papers and went to the study with a large volume of papers. At a glance, there were indeed five or six matchmakers sitting inside.

This matchmaker has full-time, part-time, official media, private media, and three, six, nine, etc... These are the high-end ones from the clothes they wear, and they are specially designed to match people with identities. So Yun Yanhui didn't dare to be careless, and said hello politely.

At first, Yun Yanhui just felt that something was wrong in his heart, but when these people said their intentions, Yun Yanhui was completely stunned.

"... Xianggong Bao, ask me to help him slap his eyes?" Yun Yanhui couldn't believe it.

Bao Zheng is going crazy, he actually dares to hand over his marriage to him.

... No, no, Bao Zheng is sure that he doesn't dare to make his own decisions... So, this is using him as a shield.

Yun Yan, who had broken this point, felt a chill in his heart. Is this what Bao Zheng came up with? too dark!

Yun Yan replied with a green face: "I absolutely dare not make the decision on this matter. I will reject it to Mr. Xiang later. Everyone, please come back."

"Oh, why is this!"

"Did you and Bao Xianggong agree to play with us back and forth?"

"Don't be like this, Yun Langjun, since we are all here..."

Everything is said, like thousands of ducks are crowing.

Some people even said: "It's said that thieves don't go empty, so do our matchmakers. Since you don't take this job, we can't go in vain - it's still two trips, Yun Langjun, you are already in your crown year. If you don't have a wife yet, why don't I help you be a matchmaker?"

Yunyan replied: "..."

Yun Yanhui almost broke down in cold sweat, "That what... I don't even think about it..."

"Why don't you think about it? I've been curious since I said it, why have you been refusing to talk about kissing?"

"Is there something unspeakable? Mr. Yunlang, I have been in this business for thirty years. It doesn't matter if you have something unspeakable, I'll still give you a good kiss!"

"It's not me, the marriage that has been achieved under my hands over the years..."

These matchmakers are really not bragging. They can't get married without a matchmaker. Many people will spend money to arrange matchmakers, just because they are afraid that they will come up with some tricks and hide the defects of the man/woman. When they find out after the marriage, it will be too late.

Because the blind date is not very close at this time, or even just seeing each other from a distance, it is easy to hide any flaws. For example, asking a lame man to ride a horse can cover up his leg problems, not to mention some hidden diseases. Therefore, the reputation of the matchmaker is also declining.

Yun Yan listened to their boundless guesses, and hurriedly put her hands together with a pure face: "Amitabha, the teacher is the abbot of the Daxiangguo Temple, and when I was a child, I worshipped him as a lay disciple. The teacher said, I have a deep affinity with Buddhism, and I will definitely take refuge in the future…”

Many people know about Yun Yanhui's relationship with Daxiangguo Temple and He Lingran, and what he said is even more incredible. Wasn't it the same as always persuading him to convert before

At that time, when he was walking in the Daxiangguo Temple, the monks passing by would laugh and ask, "When will the younger brother be converted?"

These matchmakers look at me, I look at you, nothing to say. No matter how awesome they are, they can't blatantly say that monks can still find wives. They are all serious matchmakers, and they won't do the kind of work that a matchmaker can do.

Yun Yan took a lot of effort and sent everyone away. When she came back, she muttered to herself: "Bao Heizi, you are so cruel! You actually kicked all the balls to me!"

Yun Yan returned to find Bao Zheng and cried, but Bao Zheng smiled and said, "Didn't you say that? Do you want to contribute to this prime minister's family?"

Yun Yan was speechless and choked back, what he said jokingly was really shooting himself in the foot, no, this time he was shooting himself in the foot.

"I was wrong, then you have to ask me for help. If you really want to start a family, then it's easy to do..."

Who wants to be a shield? Yun Yan Hui thought that he would tell everyone who came to the door that he would not take this errand. Who knows, the news has already spread, and some people who are not matchmakers also know it.

Bao Zheng is definitely a good man. Many people in the court have been "coveted" for a long time. When they heard the wind, they all went to Yunyan to find out the news. They were not matchmakers, they were all officials - Gandu Sorry to rush, you have to be polite.

Yunyan pointed back to the sky and swore: "How dare I call the Lord Xiang on such an important matter. It's fake, fake, the news is all fake, I don't have this authority. Please don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors."

As a result, people said: "Even if you don't call the shots, who doesn't know that Bao Xianggong trusts you very much, follow the wind, you can just explore for me. This is the situation in my family. The young girl is twenty-eight..."

Yunyan replied: "..."

Or: "What? Isn't Bao Xianggong your responsibility? Well then... Speaking of which, the nephew of Zhuojing's mother's nephew has already reached her nephew. The last time you competed for the dragon boat bid, the white guard of your Kaifeng mansion was full of heroic appearance. What is his intention? What? You don't know? No, aren't you now solely responsible for the marriages of all unmarried men in Kaifeng Mansion? Is Bai Huwei a foreigner?"

Yunyan replied: "??"

So Yun Yanhui didn't know how the news was twisted like this, saying that Bao Zheng asked him for help was okay, it was in line with the truth, but to say that he wanted to represent all the marriages of unmarried young men outside Kaifeng Mansion... It's too ridiculous Bar? !

The most terrifying thing is that when these people hear Yun Yan's reply that they don't have the right of agency, they will turn to ask him for help and ask questions. The reason is that others are good.

There are quite a lot of people asking, Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao are the best, especially Bai Yutang. Last time, the dragon boat competition captured the hearts of many girls, including many women who wanted to recruit him as their son-in-law. At that time, there was no shortage of first-class families.

However, both Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao had no intention of starting a family for the time being. Bai Yutang heard that so many people came to ask, and went to "visit" it. After returning, he expressed to Yun Yanhui that the quality was worrying, and some of them were not as good as him. Own.

The second is the other outstanding young men from Kaifeng Mansion. At first, they came to ask people from other places if they would like to marry in Beijing. Yun Yanhui really couldn't shirk it and couldn't, so he had to ask him to help convey it.

In the end, it turned out to be true!

This time, it was really out of control. No matter how Ren Yunyan explained it, everyone didn't believe it, and they all praised him: "How popular is it if you don't follow the wind, how enthusiastic, if you see which colleague is more difficult, you are willing to go. help..."

"The current matchmaker is unreliable. It's better to ask Zhufeng first. He knows a lot. If it's credible, it's not too late to find a matchmaker to talk about kissing!"

"That's right, Zhufeng knows more than the matchmaker, and he won't hide it like they do!"

In the end, everyone agreed that Yun Yan's words were more reliable than those of the matchmaker.

In this way, Yun Yanhui's "business" has a wider scope, and some people even want to give him a matchmaking gift, because although he didn't go through the process, he helped lead the way. Yun Yanhui naturally refused and refused to admit it.

What a joke, he really took the matchmaking gift, can he still get away

Yun Yanhui was tricked by Bao Zheng. A good unmarried young man was always stopped by people to ask for help in inquiring about his partner and marriage. Although his popularity was getting better and better, his social position was getting more and more strange...

There is a more bad side. Earlier, Yun Yanhui was entangled by people saying that the matchmaker was talking about the matchmaking short, but Zhao Yunchu bumped into it, thinking that he was here to talk to him.

Zhao Yunchu was full of black anger at that time, but fortunately Yun Yanhui explained it clearly in time, otherwise he didn't know how big a battle would be.

Even if it wasn't for Yun Yan to say kiss, Zhao Yunchu was very dissatisfied - what do these people mean by asking Yan Ge'er to inquire about other men? Brother Yan actually answered in detail? what's the situation? !

Bao Zheng's words had such a far-reaching impact and serious consequences that Yun Yanhui had to say: It's too dark, Bao Zheng is really too dark! (Note: Heart black)

Faced with such a situation, Yun Yanhui deeply felt that it was impossible to avoid the limelight, so he made a solemn statement: "I want to take the initiative to apply for a secondment, who wants me? Who wants me?"