The little Taoist coward just wants to complete the virtue KPI

Chapter 24: Stand halfway three

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When Xiao Yining knew, it was a foregone conclusion.

In fact, as early as Miyou let go of her promise, the result was already doomed. It's just that Xiao Yining doesn't want to admit it.

Miyou is as brave and optimistic as ever. She had even asked in advance what the five disadvantages and three deficiencies included, and then wished from the bottom of her heart that as long as she was not poor, everything would be easy to talk about.

Miyou asked Xiao Yining: "Then what are your five disadvantages and three shortcomings?"

Xiao Yining spread his hands: "Who knows where it will be until the end? We can only do as many good deeds as possible, and less karma."

Libantang needs to add an altar or altar, on which a shrine can be placed. The censer must be made of pure copper, and the four characters "Responsive to requests" must be written on it. Others such as water supply cups and fruit bowls are not required.

But Miyou has its own needs.

First of all, the style should be unified and not abrupt.

Miyou's home is decorated in a simple Nordic style, and it would seem strange to put a traditional mahogany altar. What's more, traditional mahogany or vermilion lacquer shrines are classic elements of Chinese horror. It's a trivial matter if it doesn't match the decoration style. It's not good to wake up in the middle of the night and scare yourself.

Secondly, Miyou didn't want to use sliding doors to form a small partition like Xiao Yining's family did. She hopes that the altars and altars she bought can have cabinet doors, which can blend naturally and harmoniously with other surrounding home environments when closed. In other words, don't be able to tell at a glance that it is a table for a table.

With this in mind, Miyou picked and picked for several days. Everything else has been selected, only the altar is hesitant.

Within the scope of her consideration, there is a solid wood altar table with a suitable size, and the storage space below is also very reasonable. It's just that the price is not very beautiful, a few thousand yuan is really painful for Miyou.

There are also several alternatives, but they are not as thick as the solid wood one, and the other functions are almost the same, but the price is only one-third or even one-fourth of that one.

Miyou picked and picked two or three alternatives, and was hesitating about which one to choose, when she discovered something strange.

No matter what kind of shopping software she uses, such as Bao or Dong, no matter what keywords she searches, the solid wood altar will always be ranked first.

After several attempts and found that it was the same, Miyou accepted it.

"All right, all right, I know you guys like this, so how about this?" Mi You gritted her teeth and bought the most expensive piece of furniture, convinced by the old fairies' explicit instructions.

It's already October, and the shopping frenzy of Double Eleven has arrived ahead of schedule, so I'm a little anxious to choose the rice pomelo that can't be delivered by express delivery.

Xiao Yining comforted her: "Don't worry, the old fairies won't delay their affairs."

Sure enough, the merchants said that everything that Miyou liked was in stock. From ordering to delivery to door-to-door delivery, the last piece was delivered to Miyou's doorstep within five days.

Xu Daochang assisted with the ceremony from a distance, and the "Mi's Immortal Hall" sign written on yellow paper was enshrined in the shrine.

Miyou's half hall stood up quickly.

After Shangxiang confirmed that there was nothing wrong, Daoist Xu congratulated and sent a stack of book lists as usual.

Then, Miyou wailed exactly like Xiao Yining did back then: "What the hell! Is this harder than high math?!"

Xiao Yining was very happy.

What could be happier than someone close to you stepping on the pit that you stepped on in the past, and you can still laugh beside you

While happily sending Miyou the physical books, e-books, various teaching aids, diagrams and notes she had used over the years in batches, she watched Miyou gnash her teeth and immersed herself in her studies. To describe it in four words is "revenge for revenge".

Miyou wailed: "Why didn't you stop me at the beginning? If I want to make an offering, you should kill me and not let me stand!"

Xiao Yining smiled: "I stopped it, I didn't stop it."

This is just the beginning.

Next, Miyou became very greedy. Not greedy for food, but greedy for fragrance. When I saw incense burning somewhere, I wanted to go and smell it. In addition to the incense for offerings at home, the incense has not been cut off every day.

"It's normal, it means that your old fairy hasn't tasted offerings for a long time, and he's getting hungry." Xiao Yining explained very calmly.

After another week or two, Miyou didn't like the fragrance anymore, she became gossip uncharacteristically.

The two-year-old girl who used to stand tall and cold in front of her colleagues has now become a crowd who eats melons wherever there is gossip and where she is. marriage.

Miyou collapsed: "Is this normal? I broke the character design I made in the past three years this week! Do you know how hard it is for me to put on a cool face every day?!"

Xiao Yining calmed down: "Naturally, you have just established a church, and your old fairies have not yet arrived. If these little fairies want to show their supernatural powers and prove themselves, they can only start with these small things. "

Gong Jiamu was puzzled: "Why do you have to set up people?"

Miyou went crazy: "Becoming a cold and cold sister is my goal!"

Xiao Yining said indifferently: "Oh, then you can give up. In the future, you will eat melons every day, and you will also introduce partners to your colleagues."

Xiao Yining's words became a prophecy.

Although Miyou tried hard to restrain herself. But when she saw a single female colleague, Mi You couldn't help but greet her: "Hey, let me tell you some gossip, do you know who in the group next door seems to like you?"

The female colleague's face turned red: "Ah... it's him? How do you know? Is it true?"

Miyou chuckled: "Really! You can tell it at a glance, if you don't believe me, ask him."

The female colleague was shy: "I... I can't ask directly."

Miyou encouraged her: "What are you afraid of! Sincere and straight shots are irresistible nirvana! Go up and down!"

The female colleague gritted her teeth: "Then...then I'll go?"

Encouraged by Miyou, the female colleague left the order that day. She was very happy to invite Mi You to dinner. Mi You also felt that she was a good judge of people, and she felt a sense of accomplishment!

Miyou after returning home that night: Ahhh! My character set! What am I doing QAQ...

Miyou on the second day: "Hey, you've been glowing red lately, is there someone chasing you? I think it's your perfect match, hehehe~"

The image of Mi You's hard-working and cold-hearted sister who has been in business for three years was destroyed by herself within a week, and replaced by a persona who is beautiful, kind-hearted, kind-hearted, and quasi-goddess. Remarks: she is especially good at watching marriages.

Things have come to this point, thinking about things like Ziwei Doushu, you can only practice more frequent calculations, Miyou simply let go of himself and started to do fortune-telling in the office. Because hexagrams are not easy to account for, as an exercise, Miyou charges one yuan to help you calculate some daily trivial matters, such as: who will be the first person in the office to be male? Will XX work overtime next week

I have to say that Miyou is indeed talented. Although Xiao Yining is not born with a pair of eyes that can see through Yin and Yang, Miyou is extremely capable in divination and prediction. Although most of the calculations are trivial, none of them Mistakes.

So one day after get off work, a colleague from the cooperation group who didn't have much contact with each other came to the door.

"Miyou, I've encountered some troubles at home, Feng Shui, can you help?"

Hey, I feel that I have added some favorites recently~ Is someone following it? Am I finally not alone

(end of this chapter)