Chapter 554
Ouch! ~
Wu Wei let out an earth-shattering scream, covering his crotch and rolling on the ground.
The gangsters around him were so frightened that their hair stood on end, and they instantly felt that it didn’t hurt even if they had a knife inserted into their legs. Compared with having their penis broken, inserting a knife was nothing.
"Bitch, you, how dare you kick my vagina off! Ah~~it hurts~"
Wu Wei screamed on the ground, wishing he could get up and kill Lan Huer.
However, the pain of a broken penis is not something that ordinary people can bear. It is said that it is a thousand times more painful than a woman giving birth to a child. He wants to faint now, but he does not faint.
Lan Huer paid no attention to Wu Wei, and gave Long Xiaoshan a very resentful look and said: "Asshole master, you actually want to give me to this ugly monster, I will never pay attention to you again, and you will not let you touch me in the future. .”
After saying that, she walked outside.
Long Xiaoshan pulled her in and said, "Who wants you to be a monster all the time?"
"Yes, I just want to be a monster, I want to be a monster, you give me to someone else, see if I don't make you a cuckold, find a man who is stronger and more handsome than you, I will piss you off to death ." Lan Huer said coquettishly.
"Are you willing...Besides, I believe you when you say you can find someone handsomer and stronger than me...Haha." Long Xiaoshan was not angry at all and said with a smile.
"Smelly and shameless... Why are there no more stinky men? There are so many stinky men in the world, I don't believe I can't find one."
Lan Wen'er vigorously rubbed circles on Long Xiaoshan's chest.
"Is it possible that you don't know it yourself?"
Lan Wen'er's eyes were red and she said, "I like you very much, Master. Even if I become a demon again in the future, please don't give me to others, otherwise I will definitely die in front of you."
Long Xiaoshan's heart almost melted. This little monster was always acting like a monster. Seeing her look so pitiful and weak for the first time made him feel guilty and said, "I was joking with you, you little monster." , you are so good at pleasing men, it’s too late for me to like you, how can I be willing to give you to someone else.”
"whee!"
The weakness and sadness on Lan Wen'er's face disappeared in an instant, and she showed a proud expression as if she had changed her face. She stretched out a finger to hook Long Xiaoshan's chin and said condescendingly: "You lied to me again, you stinky master, and you still You who say you are willing to give me to someone else, but you are a duplicitous guy, you know that you are reluctant to give me up, and you know that when I cry, you will definitely feel bad for me..."
Long Xiaoshan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This little monster had become a monster again.
But what he just said was all true.
There are all kinds of women around him, but none of them can be as good as this little monster. Although this little monster often makes him frightened, and he doesn't know when something will happen again, but he really wants to make this little monster become a woman. It would be too much fun if it was just a little sheep. He would rather this little monster act like a monster from time to time to stimulate his heart, rather than just being mediocre all the time.
I have to say that men can be quite mean sometimes.
"Let's go somewhere else to talk!"
Long Xiaoshan pulled Lan Han'er. The place was now covered in blood and there was a person howling non-stop. The atmosphere was completely destroyed.
The two of them haven't walked out yet.
A middle-aged woman with yin energy rushed in from outside. When she saw Wu Wei lying on the ground, her expression changed. She hurried over, supported him and said, "Young Master Wu, who hurt you like this?"
Not to mention how ugly her face was.
After just a little inspection, I knew that Wu Wei would probably only be a eunuch in his life.
Although she was just a worshiper invited by the Wu family, she took some responsibility for taking people's money to eliminate disasters for others, and Wu Wei was beaten into an eunuch.
When Wu Wei saw the middle-aged woman coming over, his face lit up. He struggled and pointed at Long Xiaoshan and Lan Wen'er who were about to go out and said, "Master Ma Lei, it's them, these two bastards, who hurt me like this. You must avenge me, you must arrest them, and give them the most poisonous spell, I will make their lives worse than death."
The middle-aged woman's face turned cold, and she sternly said to Long Xiaoshan and Lan Huer: "Stop, I want to run away after hitting someone."
Long Xiaoshan didn't know where another woman appeared.
However, this woman has a special yin energy. She looks like a surrender master at first glance, but so what about the surrender master? This woman is worse than the Wu Qin he met before, let alone those he killed. Your Majesty.
He said unceremoniously: "I advise you not to meddle in other people's business and be careful of getting into trouble. At your age, wouldn't it be a shame to work for such rubbish?"
Marley was so angry that the Three Corpse Gods jumped. She was a head-turning master. When had she ever been taught such a lesson in person? This boy was old enough to be her son. He actually dared to teach her how to behave. She said sternly: "You little bastard, what should I do?" It’s not your turn to teach me a lesson yet, so kneel down immediately if you know what I’m doing, or I’ll let you taste what it’s like to be a Five Poison General.”
After saying that, five kinds of poisonous things crawled out of Mare's body, namely snakes, centipedes, scorpions, spiders and toads.
At first glance, these poisons are specially bred. They are twice as big as ordinary poisons, and they are colorful. At first glance, they are highly poisonous varieties.
I thought these two people would be so frightened that they immediately knelt down and begged for mercy.
Who knew that the expressions of the two of them did not change at all. The delicate beauty next to Long Xiaoshan said with a smile: "Master, why do they always like to ask you to kneel down? You are not a woman. Even if you kneel down, what else can she do to you? No, maybe you are gay."
"Well, you dirty demon king, if I look back I won't let you kneel all night..." Long Xiaoshan said angrily.
"No, I don't want to kneel, I want to be on top!"
Marley's cheek twitched.
These two people treated her like nothing and started flirting in front of her.
Marley's face turned cold, and she cast a witchcraft, and the five kinds of poisons seemed to have been eaten by spring. Like medicine, it pounced on the two people.
In the blink of an eye, the Five Poisons were in front of the two of them. Lan Huer suddenly stretched out her jade-white palms, and a strange light appeared in her blue eyes. The five Poisons, who were originally so violent, suddenly became quiet. They came down and crawled onto Lan Huner's palm like obedient babies.
(End of chapter)