Short, fat, round, bald, with a ring of shiny red hair hanging around his head, the Sad Taoist had an extremely ugly body shape, but his round face was full of indescribable majesty.
Round eyes, round nose, round mouth, and even two fetching ears are all round. Such a face can be described as 'cute' at best, but it is such a 'cute' face that carries a majesty that is a hundred times higher, dignified and inviolable than Ji Hao, the Emperor of Heaven.
Wearing a yellow robe, with a pair of long swords that were probably longer than his height crossed on his back, the Sad Taoist walked into the cave with great difficulty, his hands behind his back with a serious face.
Ji Hao looked at the sad Taoist who was only as high as his own waist, and sincerely wanted to ask him - you always carry your hands behind your back, maybe the two palms touch each other
As if feeling the curiosity and amusement in Ji Hao's eyes, the sad Taoist's face became more majestic and serious, like a majestic millstone, with hard powder falling out.
Ji Hao felt this way. The sad Taoist's face was so tense that he felt that his round face was like a hard sesame cake left overnight, with dust falling off. So Ji Hao unconsciously looked at Sad Taoist's face and laughed. Then Ji Hao heard Crow Crow chuckle. Obviously Crow was also amused by Sad Taoist's majestic face.
The Lord of Kuzhu Mountain on the side slapped his face with pity. He covered his ears with both hands, and a misty green shadow spurted out from his palms to seal his seven orifices, and then he took a few steps back lightly.
The air in the cave vibrated, and the voice of the Lord of Bamboo Bamboo Mountain came from the shaking air: "Taoist Yuyu... I really can't afford to offend him. Back then, I had a bet with him, and a single bamboo root spawned billions of bitter bamboos covering a radius of 300 million miles. The mountains and rivers were covered with water, but he cut off all the bamboo roots with one sword, except for a small bamboo shoot... "
The Lord of Kuzhu Mountain sighed with a hint of fear: "His sword is deadly. I really can't offend him, so I can't offend his disciples. That guy, too protective... is worse than the Dragon Mother." You still have to protect your shortcomings!"
The sad Taoist glared at the Master of Kuzhu Mountain majestically, and then he suddenly burst out crying.
Ji Hao and Ya Gong laughed endlessly because of the strange and majestic face of Taoist Sadness. Taoist Sadness suddenly cried, and their bodies trembled at the same time, as if someone had boiled Coptidis rhizome for dozens of rounds of bitter juice and mixed it up. The bitterest brine was poured in from their seven orifices and directly into their hearts.
Indescribable bitterness rushed straight to their foreheads. Ji Hao and Ya Gong looked at the sad Taoist's ridiculously majestic face and listened to his ugly cries. They felt countless miserable thoughts rushing out of their hearts. They seemed to have encountered each other at the same time. After hearing the saddest and most unspeakable thing of all time, I suddenly couldn't help but burst into tears.
Ji Hao cried until tears and snot spurted out from his nose, and three lines of hot tears flowed down his cheeks like a stream.
Hot tears rolled down his face, and he burst into tears. Ji Hao's whole body curled up into a ball, and all the moisture in his body turned into tears and kept flowing out. The internal organs were twitching and the muscles all over his body were spasming. Ji Hao felt like a cut lemon being squeezed out by a giant with huge power.
Why are you crying
Ji Hao suddenly thought of many unspeakable things. When he was a child, he climbed to the top of Jinwu Ridge for the first time and wanted to catch a little fire crow as a mount. As a result, he was almost blinded by the naughty little fire crow's paw.
Such sad things are so sad, I must cry!
He thought again of the little guy next door whose name he had forgotten when he was a child. He was such a strong little guy. When he was five years old, he could run into the jungle of the Southern Wilderness and kill a leopard. He actually broke into the jungle. I provoked a giant python and was served as an afternoon tea snack by the python!
What a wonderful little guy, he died young, this is so sad, I have to cry!
He also recalled that in the Southern Wilderness, a small vassal tribe under the Golden Crow tribe ran out of food. The tribal leader, who was so hungry that he was dizzy, led his tribe to eat immature cassava to satisfy their hunger... How pitiful, that immature cassava contained so much drama. All the people in the tribe were poisoned. Fortunately, Ji Hao's Amu Qingfu arrived in time to detoxify them. Ji Xia helped them hunt many ferocious beasts, and then they overcame the crisis of food shortage...
A tribe of nearly 10,000 people was almost wiped out by cassava poisoning. Shouldn't we cry about such a tragic event in the world
Ji Hao cried heartbrokenly. Countless sad, sorrowful, tragic and tragic things in his life flashed through his mind. Picture after picture passed through his mind like water. Those sad pictures were like thousands of strands. Nian Huangliangen kept immersing himself in Ji Hao's heart. It was so painful that every pore in his body spurted out a strong bitterness, and it was so painful that he kept crying.
Because I was still laughing just now, this sudden burst of crying makes me feel even more uncomfortable. It makes my body and blood restless, and my heart and blood rush... All the factors overlap together, and I just hear a "puff", which means that Tao Xing is not as good as it is. Ji Hao, whose xinxing cultivation was far inferior to Crow Master, spat out a mouthful of old blood, and his cry directly hurt his heart.
Ji Hao was stunned. He pointed at Crow Crow and cried: "Crow Crow, why are you so miserable? At such an old age, no female crow has ever fallen in love with you! Wow, why don't you even give me a crow to support you in your old age? There are no crow’s cubs to die!”
As soon as the words came out, Ji Hao and Crow Crow's cries reached a higher level. There were two "puffs" and they both vomited blood at the same time this time.
With a muffled sound of 'dong', the Pangu Bell rang without any vibration. The sound of the bell shattered the cries of Ji Hao and Ya Gong, causing the two people's blood to loosen, and the deep bitterness entangled in their hearts. The intention suddenly disappeared. The two looked at each other at the same time. Ji Hao pointed his hand, and Pangu Zhong released the energy of chaos to cover Lord Crow. He suddenly raised his head and shouted angrily at the sad Taoist with tears on his face.
"Taoist, what evil method did you use?"
The sad Taoist looked at Ji Hao with great majesty, and said coldly: "The mighty Emperor of Heaven can't even bear the cry of poor Taoist. This heaven is not as good as every generation, so what else do you need from this heaven? Hey, back then Pindao said Oh, this thing called Heavenly Court is just a knife placed on our heads by Heavenly Dao. Although it can’t hurt us, it’s disgusting, isn’t it? Kill the five Heavenly Emperors, destroy Heavenly Court, and completely destroy the decorations of Heavenly Dao. Then the world will be peaceful. !”
The sad Taoist snorted coldly, and said slowly: "I am a sad Taoist, is it possible that the Emperor of Heaven has never heard of my name? No, back then, the poor Taoist once cried loudly, and 30 million people conquered my sad mountain and shed tears. The soldiers of the Thunder Department of the Heavenly Court, who were crying in the cave, all removed their armor, vomited blood, and fled in panic. How could the Emperor of Heaven not know my name?"
Ji Hao took a deep breath and subconsciously glanced at the Dragon Mother who was attacking the jade.
Where did this crazy woman attract these monsters and monsters
(End of chapter)