Warm network with pet drowning text 04
Ye Junge listened to 004's vague system prompt, and looked over helplessly. Sure enough, a certain stupid dumpling was drooling all over the place after eating candy. It's hilarious.
Ye Junge's forehead twitched: "Clean up your drool, before you get drool everywhere..."
004 scared to pee: [No, I dare not! Clean it up right away! ] This is choking on sugar.
To be honest, Ye Junge has never found where 004's mouth and eyes are. Could it be that the hair is too long and too long to cover it up
"What happened to the notification tone just now?" Ye Junge decided to change the subject, otherwise he would be pissed off by this guy.
[Ala la, it’s like this, you have found a high-sounding excuse for opening a trumpet for yourself. The world’s distortion increases by 3%, and Dongfang Yuan loves you deeper like a masochist. The distortion increases by 5% and the favorability increases. Five, these things affect Lin You's beautiful and flawless image in Dongfang Yuan's heart, so the distortion is increased by 3%. As for the abuse value, it is because you said that you and Dongfang Yuan are just good brothers and you have someone you like.]004 finished speaking in one breath, and then happily concluded, [So Junjun, you are worthy of being the host I have chosen to bind! The efficiency of doing tasks is high! Flowers~]
Been acting stupid again.
Ye Junge twitched the corners of his mouth and continued to look at the food pictures.
In the midst of the bloody storm on the Internet, the navy hired by Sun Xi obviously would not give up so easily, jumping up and down completely angered Jun Ye's fans.
#Some jumping terribly worried fans hope you can take care of yourself!
LZ: I really can't stand it anymore, don't you guys miss our Junye sama? You guys are only happy if you force him to quit the circle for the second time? Do you have fun jumping around and biting all over the place? Jun Ye sama killed your father or robbed your mother, so staring at it, is it annoying
1L: I'm a passer-by, and I've been watching for a long time. It's true that you fans have been biting me all the time. To be honest, I think what Jun Ye-sama said is right. He doesn't care about that role at all, and he doesn't care about teaming up with someone. cp, those cp fans are simply making trouble for no reason 2L: ls you don't understand, some cp fans are late nc, always feel that their own natal cp is good everywhere, it looks like everyone is here to dismantle cp and grab cp, in fact, we sama watch both Not eye-catching 3L: I think ls you guys can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour, Jun Ye can't catch Dongfang Yuan sama's heart, so why do you say you don't like Dongfang Yuan sama, right? It's ridiculous 4L: Daughter-in-law, come and see 3L Sabie! 3L must have never read Jun Ye sama's Weibo. Jun Ye sama said that he and Dongfang Yuan sama are just good brothers, and Jun Ye sama has someone he likes. It's all about them, and they don't know what restraint is. 6L: Those people can dance so well if they don't reason. It's scary to think about it, why are there so many nc7Ls these days: lzsb doesn't explain
8L: The point is! What if Jun Ye sama is heartbroken by this group of people and really quits the circle completely in a fit of anger? I feel good when I think that I will never hear Jun Ye-sama's new drama again!
9L: same side
10L: square +1
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27L: square + ID number
28L: I'm a passerby, I don't care who is right and who is wrong, but I want to continue listening to Jun Ye's silly mother's new drama, please don't force him away!
29L: Jun Ye sama, you must never take their words to heart! We all love you!
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62L: Laughing at a group of Jun Ye fans talking to themselves, heh, it’s best not to appear in the online distribution circle for scum like Jun Ye. Good quality 64L: The 62nd floor must be a newcomer to Zhongzhuan.com, or simply a relative or friend who was pulled by fans to help fight 65L: Wocao, ls what you said makes sense!
66L: Why didn't I think of 64L+1w
67L: 64L+1234567 worry fans are really shameless
68L: 64L+7654321 Tsk, of course it is difficult for normal people like us to understand the brain circuit of NC. Of course, I am not saying that 64L is the same as NC brain circuit. 64L is definitely smarter than ordinary people!
69L: I'm LZ, I want to post a post to post the screenshots of 62L and 64L, so that everyone can see what disgusting things the worry fans have done 70L: Top host! After sending the link, I will go to the top post!
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Ye Junjing couldn't work in the company with peace of mind at all, and couldn't read the documents at all. All he saw was his brother's seductive red lips yesterday and his well-behaved appearance sleeping peacefully in his arms at night, thinking about it made him feel hot all over.
Ye Junjing felt that something was wrong with him.
What has actually happened? You can't be the one who has a crush on your younger brother, right
Um? Wait, did you see Jun? !
Ye Junjing covered his face in pain, trying to deceive himself and tell himself that he was overthinking, but he couldn't believe it when he thought about it.
Stop struggling, you have crazy thoughts about your half-brother.
Ye Junjing felt that he still had to struggle.
He took a deep breath to get rid of distracting thoughts, and tried to process the documents seriously, although he still thought of those lips and sparkling eyes from time to time.
After finally surviving until noon, the assistant brought up the food, Ye Junjing waved him away, looking at the lunch box on the table, his thoughts drifted to Ye Junge again. I don't know if Xiaojun eats on time
Enduring it, he turned on the phone and dialed Ye Junge's number.
"Hello?" The voice of the person on the other end of the phone was warm, but Ye Junjing could hear a hint of charm, and felt his whole body heat up, as if he had been bewitched.
"Hey, Jun, have you eaten yet?" Ye Junjing tried hard to sound his usual tone.
There was a chuckle on the other end of the phone, and the voice was lazy: "I have eaten, how about you?"
Ye Junjing coughed lightly, feeling that his self-control was collapsing: "Eat right away, play less computer games, go out for a walk when you have nothing to do, don't stay at home all the time."
"good."
"Then... good afternoon."
"Good afternoon." Ye Junge spit out two words faintly, then cut off the phone.
After playing with the phone for a while, it seemed that he thought of something interesting, and his smile never faded.
Ye Junjing's reaction was really interesting.
Ye Junjing listened to his younger brother's "Good afternoon" and didn't come back to his senses for a long time. He didn't react until the beeping sound sounded for a long time, and quickly put away the phone.
After thinking about it, he took out his phone, found Ye Junge in the contacts, and changed the note from Xiaojun to Baby.
Looking at the three words full of ambiguity, Ye Junjing smiled in satisfaction, breathed out silently, and carefully put the phone into his pocket.
"Good afternoon, baby."
Ye Junjing never knew that he would be such an idiot one day, and if he went on like this, he would definitely die, but he didn't want to rein in the precipice.
After finishing lunch quickly, the documents on the table could no longer be read.
Forget it.
Ye Junjing pushed the file aside, remembering that he accidentally caught sight of his younger brother playing Weibo, and his name seemed to be "cv Junye". In order to get to know his younger brother better, his good brother Ye Junjing decided to open a small account and follow this account secretly.
Ye Junjing, who has never had any hobbies, was refreshed by this Weibo. He has never heard of cv, dubbing, Zhongzhuwang, sama, scholar-bureaucrats! Looking for Du Niang while browsing Weibo, I finally figured out what my brother was playing on weekdays. He didn't quite understand the bloody storm in Zhongzhuan, but it didn't prevent him from focusing on the key point: someone bullied Xiaojun.
Ye Junjing dialed the assistant's internal number very upset.
"Hello? Boss? Do you have any orders?" The assistant quickly picked up the phone, and thought he heard the boss's orders wrongly. He was very busy, but the boss came to make trouble! Does the boss think he is a superman and will be cloned? He also asked him to keep an eye on the movement of the Zhongzhuan. Once someone hacks the Second Young Master, he will immediately tell him and hire the navy to hack back. What kind of mission is this, Boss, are you free
Ye Junjing didn't care what the assistant thought, and continued to go to Du Niang to search for his baby's dramas to listen to.
Just messed around like this all afternoon, and when it was time to get off work, I left the company on time.
When I was driving past the supermarket, I suddenly remembered something, and quickly took out my mobile phone and dialed Ye Junge: "Hello, baby." After finishing speaking, he regretted it, hating himself for talking too fast.
"What?" Ye Junge smiled playfully when he heard that address, it seemed that the progress of seduction was faster than he imagined, but his tone was intentionally dazed.
"Cough, it's nothing. Jun, what do you want to eat tonight?"
The extremely gentle question on the other end of the phone seemed to be whispering in the ear. Inexplicably, Ye Junge's ears warmed up, he pursed his red lips, and unceremoniously reported a lot of things he found today. Cuisine name.
Ye Junjing chuckled twice: "There are so many, can you finish eating?"
"If you want to take care of it, if you tell you to do it, do it." Ye Junjing snorted and hung up the phone neatly.
Ye Junjing looked at the note name on the phone helplessly, and went to buy ingredients without complaint.
At home, 004 chewed candy with his mouth wide open, staring dumbfounded at Ye Junge's red ears, is it dazzled
[Jun, Junjun! Your ears are red! Junjun, are you shy? !]
Ye Junge touched his hot ears and smiled softly: "What did you just say?"
004 mellowly rolled under the bed, blah, blah, schmuck, even if he is shy, he is still a schmuck.
As Ye Junge expected, Lin You would not give up so easily, or in other words, Lin You's roommate Sun Xi would not just give up.
Lin You is actually very simple and kind-hearted in nature, plus he has a bad heart since he was a child, and his family protected him like a treasure, and he has basically never seen any darkness in society, so he grabbed Ye Junge and insisted on dirtying him Only Lin You's rich second-generation buddy Sun Xi is the only one who is not good at it.
Although Sun Xi is not considered a dude, he has a lot of friends, and usually goes to nightclubs and bars, and he does not hesitate to do dirty things. Ye Junge waited for him to continue jumping, and then slowly trampled to death.
But before that, he still has a big gift to give to everyone.
[Junjun, what do you want to do? ] 004 watched curiously as Ye Junge kept typing on the keyboard, and a long paragraph of text appeared on the computer.
Ye Junge was holding a lollipop that he snatched from 004, with a weird smile on his lips, and he didn't even look at the furball next to him.
[This is... a radio script? ] 004 watched it patiently for a long time, then looked at the host in shock, [Jun Jun, you are amazing! You can still write scripts!]
Ye Junge laughed stupidly at it, and stroked his forehead helplessly: "The original owner already has screenwriting skills, okay?"
004 explained aggrievedly: [But! These are the skills of the original owner! The host must take time to master it before he can use it well, otherwise it will be the same as not having this skill.]
"Oh? Really?" Ye Junge disapproved, "I learned it by the way when I received the memory."
... Nani? !
Seeing Mao Tuan's dull appearance (don't ask him what Mao Tuan is like), Ye Junge found it very interesting, and explained for the first time: "My soul power, um, or mental power is very strong, so I started to learn It doesn't take long for things to come."
So... it turned out to be stupid... 004 felt ashamed, and rolled back under the bed.
It didn't take long for a high-quality script to be written. Satisfied, Ye Junge pressed the save button, opened a blank word document, and started typing again.
This time I wrote lyrics.
004 was listening to the host typing and humming a song under the bed. Although he had never heard this song before, it sounded very good. Over his shoulder, staring curiously at the lines of lyrics on the computer screen.
Unlike the script, which was completed in one go, the lyrics were revised many times before it was completed. Without waiting for a break, Ye Junge turned on the arrangement software and started making the accompaniment.
004 stared adoringly at the host's perfect profile face, almost drooling, and the snow-white hairball turned pink.
Junjun is so tired o(*////▽////*)q I am not a god! able! Even! over! beautiful!
Although he is a snake spirit.
When Ye Junjing returned home, Ye Junge had already finished writing half of the accompaniment.
"Xiao Jun?" Ye Junjing put down the plastic bag and walked in. Sure enough, he saw his younger brother playing with the computer again, and was very helpless. "Didn't I tell you to play with the computer less?"
Ye Junge spat out the plastic stick of the lollipop, and looked back at his brother innocently: "Wait a minute, it will be fine soon."
Ye Junjing really wanted to sigh, and resignedly walked over, picked up the plastic stick and threw it into the trash can for him, rubbed his brother's head, his hands froze there after rubbing, his expression was a little awkward, he carefully observed his brother's face, and was about to apologize . Ye Junge didn't seem to notice it, and took the initiative to rub his head on the hand that he hadn't had time to retract, and softly said to his brother: "Brother~ I'm hungry, you go and cook!"
Ye Junjing heaved a sigh of relief, slowly retracted the back of his hand behind his back, and said with a smile: "Okay, wait a moment, it will be fine soon." The hand behind him couldn't help but bend, and rubbed his palm with his fingertips, It seems that I can still feel the flexibility of my brother's hair.
Ye Junge pretended not to know about his little moves, and continued to play the accompaniment.
Ye Junge suddenly realized, and turned to look at 004: "Ye Junjing didn't seem to notice you just now?"
004 jumped proudly: [This system is a high-tech product! No one can see me except the host!]
To this, Ye Junge's reaction was—
"… oh."
There is a feeling of hitting the cotton with a fist...
No longer talking about the system that has been stupid for ten thousand years, Ye Junge speeds up to be the accompaniment. As long as he thinks of delicious food waiting for him, he will feel full of motivation!
Snake essence disease may also be a foodie.