Ruan Qiuping: “…”
Ruan Qiuping was silent for a long time, and then he said with some difficulty: "... You really don't know?"
"I don't know, what is it?"
Ruan Qiuping was silent again.
silence.
silence.
His thoughts gradually drifted away in silence, drifting to more than two hundred years ago.
When Ruan Qiuping was a child, he was a little too sensitive and stubborn. He knew that others didn't like him, so he never took the initiative to talk to others. He knew that other children didn't like him, so he refused to go to the Fairy School. Ruan Qiuping never went to school properly before he became an adult. Daily knowledge and basic fairy skills were either taught by Ruan Shengfeng casually or he learned them by himself by reading books. After Ruan Qiuping became sensible, the fairies near their home moved away one after another. Ruan Qiuping had never met a pregnant female fairy. Therefore, Ruan Qiuping always had a unique and deep-rooted self-understanding of the relationship between the fairies.
For example, when Ruan Qiuping was 20 years old, he believed that male and female fairies gave birth to children by sitting on the bed and meditating together.
He had imagined this scene many times in his mind: two immortals sitting cross-legged on the bed facing each other, their eyes closed, concentrating their minds and gathering their energy. Spiritual power overflowed from their palms, condensed in the air, and gradually condensed into a spirit ball. As the spiritual energy gathered, the spirit ball became stronger and stronger, and larger and larger. When it was large enough, a child would jump out of the spirit ball. This was the legendary "spiritual practice".
Ruan Qiuping always felt that this kind of scene was very sacred and yearned for it very much.
However, this sacred fantasy was ruthlessly shattered on a rainy night.
That day he came back from the trading forest after buying some elixirs that he heard could increase his cultivation. It happened to be raining heavily, and Ruan Qiuping found a roof to shelter from the rain, but he heard the male immortal in the house "beating" his partner.
Ruan Qiuping rushed in immediately...
An hour later, Ruan Qiuping was taken to the Immortal God Punishment Center for trespassing and attacking others with magic without reason.
But because Ruan Qiuping was more seriously injured—he was almost beaten to ashes by the couple's combined magic power—the people in the correctional facility did not send him to detention, but directly to the God of Medicine's emergency center.
Although Ruan Qiuping recovered from his injuries after lying down for more than two months, this incident left a deep psychological trauma in Ruan Qiuping's heart.
…
The past is too hard to recall, and my thoughts gradually return.
Ruan Qiuping looked at Yu Huan in front of him and thought seriously.
Xiao Yuhuan is only 15 years old this year, and he has lived alone since he was a child. Since junior high school, he has lived alone in an apartment near the school, so it is normal that he does not understand those things.
Ruan Qiuping suddenly felt the burden on his shoulders was heavy.
Raising children is really hard!
Ruan Qiuping sighed to the sky!
It seems that Xiao Yuhuan’s education in this area can only be left to him as an adult!
In order to prevent Xiao Yuhuan from walking the same miserable old path he had walked before, he must educate Xiao Yuhuan well and tell him what are the things in the world only lovers can do!
Ruan Qiuping patted Yu Huan's shoulder, his face heavy: "... Don't worry." I will teach you well.
Yu Huan: ...What are you worried about
Ruan Qiuping stood up and said, "You continue to watch the freshman ceremony. I'll go to your apartment and wait for you."
"Wait, I'll go with you."
Ruan Qiuping pressed Yu Huan down, his face serious: "... No, I have something important to do... I need someone to do it."
After Ruan Qiuping left, Yu Huan finally reacted and his expression suddenly became strange.
… He was joking, Ruan Ruan wouldn’t take it seriously.
So what is Ruan Ruan going to do
On a relatively remote and narrow street, Ruan Qiuping glanced at the pink shop in front of him, took a deep breath, lowered his head and rushed over -
—Then he turned sharply in front of the pink shop and went to the store on the left to buy a bottle of mineral water.
Ruan Qiuping silently walked out of the store with the mineral water.
No, he had to go in.
Can we back down from educating our children? ! ! !
Ruan Qiuping clenched the bottle of mineral water in his hand and walked straight towards the pink shop.
—Then he made another sharp turn in front of the pink shop and went to the clothing store on the right to buy a pair of socks.
Ruan Qiuping: …
Ten minutes later, the owner of a small pink shop discovered that a book and two DVDs were missing from his shelves. At the same time, three wet hundred-dollar bills suddenly appeared on his cash register.
Ruan Qiuping held the precious teaching materials tightly in his arms, then he wiped the sweat from his head, found an empty corner, pressed the button on his bracelet, and canceled his invisible mode.
He touched the plate on his chest through his clothes.
The human world is too crazy. Even the fairy world only has vague descriptions in books and picture albums, but humans can actually make such things into a movie? ! !
But it's okay this way.
Ruan Qiuping patted his chest and tried to comfort himself: Video materials are more vivid and more conducive to Xiao Yuhuan's understanding!
When Ruan Qiuping opened the door of the apartment, he found that Yu Huan had already arrived home and was sitting on the sofa in the living room waiting for him.
Seeing Ruan Qiuping coming in, Yu Huan immediately went up to him and said, "Ruan Ruan, where have you been?"
"Ahem..." Ruan Qiuping pointed at the sofa and said in a deep voice, "Sit down first. I have something to tell you."
Yu Huan obediently sat on the sofa, staring at Ruan Qiuping with some curiosity. He always felt that Ruan Qiuping seemed to have something in his arms.
Ruan Qiuping paced back and forth while speaking earnestly: "Yu Huan, you are 15 years old this year, I think you should understand some things."
Yu Huan's heart immediately rose. What should he understand? Was Ruan Ruan leaving? Would Ruan Ruan not show up once a year anymore? Or was Ruan Ruan going to tell him her true identity?
"Ruan Ruan, you..."
"Don't talk yet. Let me test you." Ruan Qiuping interrupted Yu Huan, "Do you know how a baby is born?"
Yu Huan: “…”
Yu Huan was silent for a long time before he slowly nodded.
"How were you born?" Ruan Qiuping asked.
"After the egg and sperm combine, they form a fertilized egg, and then the fertilized egg will..."
Ruan Qiuping interrupted him again: "I'm not asking you this, I'm asking you... um, under what circumstances will sperm and egg combine?"
Yu Huan: “…”
Yu Huan looked more and more strange. He glanced at Ruan Qiuping and answered concisely, "...sleep."
"You're wrong, absolutely wrong!" Ruan Qiuping refuted him loudly, shook his head, and said solemnly, "Do you think that two people can just lie in bed and sleep with their eyes closed and have a baby at dawn? You are too naive! Just as naive as I was back then!"
Yu Huan: “…”
"Today, when I heard you say that you didn't know there were things that only lovers could do, I realized something was wrong. Sure enough! You know nothing about this!"
Yu Huan finally understood what Ruan Qiuping was doing: "Ruan Ruan, I actually know..."
"No need to explain, explanation is covering up! Don't be shy, at your age you don't know anything, what is there to be shy about? Study hard now to acquire knowledge, then you won't make a fool of yourself or get beaten in the future!" Ruan Qiuping said passionately.
If someone had told him this knowledge at the time, he wouldn't have been beaten and bedridden for two months!!!
As he spoke, he took out the educational materials he had bought today from his pocket. He first put the DVD into the CD-ROM drive of the laptop, then sat next to Yu Huan and picked up the slightly dusty "Handbook of Sexual Education for Teenagers".
It’s strange, why is such a useful book the least popular book in that store
He clicked the play button and flipped open the book: "I bought the video specially for you. It should be more helpful for you to understand and absorb it by reading the book with the video now."
Yu Huan: “…”
The film began to play, and Ruan Qiuping began to explain: "Well, the first person to appear is a short-haired person..."
Ruan Qiuping frowned, and after another protagonist appeared, he continued, "... a female character, and then a male character..."
Ruan Qiuping had just said two sentences when he felt that the current scene was really weird. He coughed twice, then pushed the book in front of Yu Huan and said, "Read it yourself. I don't know what you don't understand. If you don't understand something, just focus on the film..."
Ruan Qiuping's voice stopped abruptly.
He looked at the protagonist in the film who had already started to take off his clothes. His hands trembled and the thick book fell to the ground. His face turned pale and he stammered, "Yu... Yu... Yu Huan, that woman has... has..."
Yu Huan: “…That’s a man.”
"Then another another another... one..."
"The other one is also a man."
Ruan Qiuping suddenly reacted.
How...what should I do
No, turn it off first!!!
Ruan Qiuping quickly moved to the table and grabbed the mouse, trying to turn off the video in a panic, but his hands were shaking so badly that he couldn't turn it off after clicking it several times. Instead, he accidentally clicked the pause button, and the video stopped at the part that Ruan Qiuping couldn't understand the most...
"Snap." Yu Huan stood up and walked to the table. He stretched out his hand and closed the notebook.
All the images and sounds disappeared.
Ruan Qiuping seemed to have lost all his strength. He took two steps back and fell onto the sofa.
He looked up at the ceiling, his mind blank.
… Humans are really crazy.
At the same time, Yu Huan was still standing beside the table, motionless.
His eyes fell on the notebook that he had closed, with a look of surprise and confusion, but his heart was beating faster.
Yu Huan turned his head to look at Ruan Qiuping, who was slumped on the sofa, seemingly still not recovered from the shock he had just experienced.
Ruan Qiuping's lips were slightly open, his face was still a little pale, he looked at the ceiling with a dull look in his eyes, slowly stretched out his hand, and placed the back of his hand on his forehead. He was still breathing lightly, his chest was constantly rising and falling because of his chaotic breathing, and his slightly wrinkled white shirt moved up a little as he raised his arm, revealing a small part of his snow-white waist.
The scene I just saw in the movie popped into my mind.
Yu Huan looked at Ruan Qiuping in front of him and suddenly heard his heart beating wildly as if it were uncontrollably.