"Please bring three more pairs of chopsticks." Yu Huan pressed the service bell beside the table. His expression was very calm, as if he was not the one who had just said the shocking words.
"What kind of homosexuality are you?" Ruan Qiuping finally reacted and slapped Yu Huan on the back of the head. "You've only known this term for a few hours and you're already a homosexual?!"
Clearly, when I watched the film before, I was shocked, as if I had just learned that two men could do that kind of thing together. Now, less than two hours later, he said he was gay - who would believe it? !
Yu Huan covered the back of his head and shouted angrily at Ruan Qiuping: "Ruan Qiuping!"
"What's wrong!" Ruan Qiuping shouted louder than him.
Yu Huan's chest was heaving with anger. He stared at Ruan Qiuping with his eyes turning red.
Ruan Qiuping felt a little scared when he was stared at, and his voice immediately became a few degrees lower: "What's wrong..."
Yu Huan looked at Ruan Qiuping with red eyes again, then he stood up, picked up the coat at hand, turned around and left.
Ruan Qiuping: “…”
Ruan Qiuping also stood up and packed up the remaining things, and said to the two girls opposite: "I'm sorry, my child is in the rebellious stage of adolescence. I also had that many years ago... I'm sorry to make you laugh. This table has been paid, you can continue eating."
After saying that, Ruan Qiuping picked up his things and ran over to chase Yu Huan.
Yu Huan relied on his long legs to walk very fast. When Ruan Qiuping ran out, Yu Huan had already reached the end of the street.
"Yu Huan!" Ruan Qiuping called out Yu Huan's name.
He didn’t know if it was an illusion, but Ruan Qiuping always felt that Yu Huan walked a little faster after he called Yu Huan’s name.
What on earth is Xiao Yuhuan doing
Ruan Qiuping sighed and ran towards Yu Huan.
But after running a few steps, he found that his shoelaces were untied. Ruan Qiuping frowned. There were many people here. If he stopped to tie his shoelaces, he might lose Xiao Yuhuan as soon as he looked up. But if he didn't tie his shoelaces, he didn't know if he could escape the curse that he would fall down once his shoelaces were untied...
Just as Ruan Qiuping was stunned, a small ball suddenly rolled to the middle of the road.
Ruan Qiuping stared at the ball, his heart alarmed: Ah! Could this be the legendary ball of doom that will definitely bring about a car accident? !
The owner of the electric car who was about to drive over obviously also saw this scene, and also saw the child stepping forward to pick up the ball.
Her heart tightened, she hurriedly pressed the emergency brake and subconsciously changed direction -
"bump!"
The electric bike suddenly hit another motorcycle parked on the side of the road. Ruan Qiuping was relatively close to the motorcycle. He was afraid that the motorcycle would hit him, so he hurriedly dodged backwards. Unexpectedly, as soon as he moved, he was tripped by his shoelaces and fell to the ground. The next second, the motorcycle that was hit by the electric bike hit Ruan Qiuping's legs hard!
Ruan Qiuping: “…”
The owner of the car that caused the accident screamed, and the child holding the ball began to cry. Ruan Qiuping silently looked up at the sky and sighed deeply.
Look, the world where only the God of Bad Luck can get hurt is complete.
However, this accident did not only bring bad things. For example, Yu Huan, who was almost lost just now, pushed through the crowd and walked over.
Yu Huan felt angry and distressed when he saw Ruan Qiuping, who was knocked down by a motorcycle but still stretched out his arms and greeted him with a bright face.
After sending away the girl who caused the accident and was crying and apologizing repeatedly, Ruan Qiuping breathed a sigh of relief.
"You are quite magnanimous and don't blame others at all." Yu Huan said coldly.
“Who should I blame? The passerby who knocked the kid’s ball away, the kid who picked up the ball, the girl on the electric bike, the motorcyclist who parked illegally… There are so many people, it’s too much trouble for me to blame them one by one, it’s easier to blame my own bad luck… Oh, it’s also possible that my shoelaces came undone, but I have a curse that I will fall down 100% of the time if my shoelaces come undone…” Suddenly, Ruan Qiuping thought of something else. He turned to look at Yu Huan and said, “Maybe these accidents happened because of me. Because I appeared here, the luck of this place has been ruined, so accidents happened here.”
"What does it have to do with you?!" Yu Huan frowned and said angrily.
Ruan Qiuping didn't say anything, just grinned.
Yu Huan took a deep breath, stared at Ruan Qiuping's bloody wound, and asked, "Are you really not going to the hospital?"
"No need, I know my own body well." Ruan Qiuping reached out to take the bag of newly purchased medical supplies in Yu Huan's hand.
Yu Huan dodged his hand, squatted in front of Ruan Qiuping, took out alcohol and cotton swabs: "I'll do it."
"No." Ruan Qiuping moved his legs away and said, "I can do it myself. If you touch my blood, you will become unfortunate."
Yu Huan pursed his lips and said nothing.
Ruan Qiuping snatched the things from Yu Huan's hand and said, "I will be sad if you become unhappy because of me."
Ruan Qiuping held a cotton swab and alcohol in his hand, but did not immediately treat his wound.
His blood not only represents misfortune, it even has the property of corroding everything. Once these cotton swabs and gauze touch it, they will probably be burned to ashes immediately, but this must not be seen by Yu Huan.
Ruan Qiuping blinked, reached out and touched his throat, and said, "I'm so thirsty..."
"I'll go get you some water."
Ruan Qiuping heaved a sigh of relief after Yu Huan left. He used magic to treat his wounds and blood, and then symbolically bandaged them with gauze.
The sky gradually darkened, and Ruan Qiuping supported Yu Huan and walked towards home.
Although Ruan Qiuping used magic to treat the wound, his magic power in the human world could only stop the bleeding and there was no way to completely heal it.
Therefore, he still walked with a limp and looked very tired.
Yu Huan let go of Ruan Qiuping's hand and squatted in front of Ruan Qiuping: "I'll carry you."
Ruan Qiuping hesitated for only a moment before lying on Yu Huan's back.
He’s your own child, why be polite to him
It was the first time for Ruan Qiuping to be carried by someone. Both of her feet were suspended in the air, and she didn't have to use any strength at all. This feeling was very wonderful. Ruan Qiuping hugged Yu Huan's neck and shook her legs in the air.
"Don't move." Yu Huan said.
Ruan Qiuping stopped what he was doing, hugged Yu Huan's neck obediently, and asked, "Is it heavy?"
"fine."
Ruan Qiuping turned his head to look at Yu Huan's profile and asked again, "Are you still angry?"
Yu Huan didn't say anything.
…seems to still be angry.
Ruan Qiuping lay on Yu Huan's back and whispered, "I was wrong this time, I'm sorry... I didn't respect your opinion and wanted to introduce you to someone, so you acted on impulse and said that kind of thing just to get angry with me..."
Ruan Qiuping paused for a moment and continued, "But you are quite good at applying what you have learned. You applied what you just learned from the film to yourself. But this excuse is too fake. It sounds like nonsense. Not to mention me, even those two female classmates would not believe it at all... But classmate Ouyang must be very sad. After all, you did not hesitate to make up such a lie to reject her. The little girl must feel that her self-esteem is very frustrated. Remember to apologize to her when you have the chance in the future... Xiao Yuhuan, why don't you say anything?"
Yu Huan didn't know what to say.
The words he said in the box at that time were indeed impulsive, and were also meant to oppose Ruan Qiuping and to be angry with Ruan Qiuping, but there was no lie in them.
After saying that, not only the three people were frightened, but Yu Huan himself was also shocked. He was just pretending to be calm.
He left the box because he was angry that Ruan Ruan didn't believe what he said, and also because he didn't know how to face Ruan Ruan.
"...Xiao Yuhuan?" Ruan Qiuping asked tentatively, "Are you not talking to me because you are still angry with me?"
Yu Huan was silent for a while, then said, "Because I'm carrying you on my back, it's very difficult for me to speak."
"Then I'll come down."
"No need." Yu Huan carried Ruan Qiuping tighter.
"There's a taxi!" Ruan Qiuping pointed at a taxi not far away and said, "Put me down and let's take a taxi."
Yu Huan paused for a moment, then continued walking forward carrying Ruan Qiuping on his back.
“…Taking a taxi is not conducive to energy conservation and emission reduction.” Yu Huan said.
The apartment where Yu Huan lives is not big. It is a single-bedroom apartment with only one bed.
Fortunately, this bed is very big. Ruan Qiuping slept on it with Xiao Yuhuan every time he came here before, and he didn’t feel crowded at all.
But today, Ruan Qiuping rolled around on the bed for a long time out of boredom, and Yu Huan didn't come in to sleep.
Ruan Qiuping got out of bed and wanted to see what Yu Huan was doing.
But when he opened the door, he found that the lights in the living room had been turned off, and Yu Huan was lying alone on the dark sofa, seemingly asleep.
Ruan Qiuping was stunned for a moment.
Yu Huan was lying on the sofa with his back to him, just like the countless indifferent figures with their backs to him that Ruan Qiuping had seen before.
Ruan Qiuping originally thought that since Yu Huan was already asleep, he should not disturb Yu Huan anymore and could talk about it tomorrow.
But his feet were fixed in place and he couldn't turn around.
Ruan Qiuping finally walked in front of Yu Huan.
Yu Huan had not fallen asleep to begin with, and when he heard footsteps, he opened his eyes.
There was no light in the living room, and the dim light from the bedroom shone over.
Ruan Qiuping stood in front of him blankly, his eyes somewhat hesitant and confused.
Ruan Qiuping just looked at him, with a light flashing in his clear eyes, and said carefully:
"Yu Huan, you can be angry with me, but please don't ignore me..."
There were clearly no tears in Ruan Qiuping's eyes, but Yu Huan felt that at this moment, he was about to cry.
Yu Huan sat up from the sofa, seeming a little overwhelmed, and his voice softened involuntarily: "I'm not mad at you, I just... just have something to think about."
Yu Huan looked at Ruan Qiuping and sighed softly in his heart.
He stood up, took Ruan Qiuping's hand, and said softly, "Let's go, let's go to bed."