"Some classmates! I don't know what's wrong with their brains! They don't do any serious work. After they came to the mortal world, they just stand there stealing food. They didn't even notice that their invisibility talisman had been accidentally knocked off, and they were still eating! They didn't even know to explain properly when they were caught, or to apologize and pay some money. They actually used magic to disappear out of thin air in front of so many people... and they were still whispering there. I'm talking about you - Chen Hai!" Siming was so angry that his hands were shaking and his beard was almost crooked.
Chen Hai immediately lowered his head in dejection.
Siming put his hands behind his back and continued to scold: "Chen Hai, write a 3,000-word self-reflection on your coming to the mortal world today. You are not allowed to go back until you finish writing. In addition to Chen Hai's incident, there are 5 other students in our class who secretly used magic and were caught by human surveillance cameras! It was Qiyue who helped you secretly settle this matter, and you also have to write a 1,000-word self-reflection..."
Sima Ming was on the podium reprimanding students who were using magic recklessly in the mortal world.
But Ruan Qiuping’s name was not on the list of violations.
Apparently, his acceleration spell, which was not even as fast as a car, was too weak to even be detected by the bracelet.
That's true. After all, his cultivation has stagnated for more than 100 years, and it was weakened by nine-tenths after he came to the mortal world. It is normal that his magic is relatively weak.
Ruan Qiuping was not ashamed of this, but felt that it was a very lucky thing.
He hummed softly in his heart, lowered his head happily, picked up a pen and began to fill in the record book of survivors that the teacher had just handed out.
As he filled in the blanks, Ruan Qiuping could no longer be happy.
Looking at his handcuffed wrists, thinking about how he had been deceived by the five-year-old Yu Huan, Ruan Qiuping gritted his teeth and started filling in the "shortcomings of the person being recorded" column with a pen: cunning, insidious, scheming, full of lies...
No, there is not enough space on this line. Please write smaller.
After densely writing down more than a dozen shortcomings of Yu Huan, Ruan Qiuping finally breathed a sigh of relief and put down his pen.
Next line: "The merits of the one being recorded."
No advantages, no writing!
Ruan Qiuping curled his lips and continued to fill in the following content.
"The person being recorded has made his or her schedule today."
The pen in Ruan Qiuping's hand paused. According to regulations, he was not supposed to meet with Yu Huan, nor should he have too much communication with Yu Huan, so he could only erase all traces of his existence in the record.
"The person being recorded ran away from home and hid next to a paint bucket in an abandoned factory. He was discovered by someone at an illegal slaughterhouse and ran away. He looked for someone willing to adopt him but was rejected. He was finally caught and brought home."
Ruan Qiuping always felt something strange when looking at this record which did not have any trace of himself.
"Everyone can take the notebook back and write in it. It will be handed in tomorrow morning. Those who are punished to write a self-criticism can stay, and the rest of you can go back!" Siming said.
As soon as Ruan Qiuping returned home, he saw his father waiting for him at the door with a happy face.
"Why are you so happy?" Ruan Qiuping asked expectantly, "Is there any good news?"
Ruan Shengfeng took out a small box from behind his back, looking very proud: "Qiuping, guess what this is?"
"What? So mysterious!" Ruan Qiuping was really curious.
Ruan Shengfeng opened the complicated box and said, "Today, I took Dongdong to the trading forest to play. Maybe the jade pendant you gave Dongdong worked. Dongdong was very lucky today. She won a lot of games. So I took her to play the blind box..."
Ruan Qiuping didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Dad! How dare you play blind boxes with our family's luck? Have you forgotten how our two big golden lions disappeared?"
"Hey, don't be anxious, just listen to me..."
"You say it, you say it."
"Then, I took Dongdong to play a blind box, the cheapest one. Guess what Dongdong got - Dongdong actually got the Golden Soul-Condensing Pill that Taishang Laojun took ten thousand years to make!" As soon as Ruan Shengfeng finished speaking, the pill box opened, and there was indeed a golden pill inside.
"...Golden Soul Condensing Pill?"
"Yes, it's the Golden Soul Condensing Pill that can help immortals improve their cultivation! Didn't your cultivation level stagnate after you hit a bottleneck more than 100 years ago? With this pill, you will definitely be able to break through the bottleneck... What's the point of that bullshit that a lucky god can be deified after going through a tribulation? My son will be deified as soon as he breaks through the bottleneck! After being deified, you will be a true unlucky god. At that time, you will be able to control your bad luck at will, and you won't be as unlucky as you are now..."
Ruan Qiuping pulled the corner of his mouth: "Dad, it's still a long way off, stop daydreaming. With my shabby cultivation, if I want to overcome the tribulations and become a god, I will probably have to wait tens of thousands of years..."
"What nonsense! How could it take tens of thousands of years? Your brother-in-law Yu Huan will be deified after more than 200 years. My son is no different!"
Tsk tsk, just now he was a shitty lucky god, now he has become my brother-in-law...
“Take this pill quickly, and then go practice martial arts. Set a small goal first, and strive to become a god within 100 years!” After saying that, Ruan Shengfeng used magic to pass the pill to Ruan Qiuping’s hand.
Ruan Qiuping put away the pills and said, "My physique is suitable for taking medicine while practicing, so it is better absorbed."
"That's fine, but you have to remember to eat later."
"Oh, right." Ruan Qiuping looked into the house. "Where's Dongdong? Why isn't he home?"
Ruan Shengfeng touched his nose and said, "Dongdong... Dongdong has been lucky these past two days! Your mother took her out."
"Where did you go?" Ruan Qiuping suddenly had a bad feeling.
“… Went to the Vanity Gate’s office.”
"What are you going there for?"
"Hey... Didn't your sister have an engagement with Yu Xiaoji God on the Heavenly Marriage Stone? But your sister is still young, and it will take more than ten years for her to officially get married. Your mother is afraid that if it takes too long, Yu will regret it. After all, he will really become a god by then, and he won't be afraid of dozens of thunders... Then, your mother thought about applying to go down to the mortal world for a trip. Going down to the mortal world for more than ten days is equivalent to more than ten years there. When she comes back, your sister will be a big girl and can get married... This is called the time difference growth method, which was quite popular when I was a child..."
"What the hell is this time difference growth method! Dad! Do you agree with this?!"
"I... I didn't agree. It was your mother who insisted on doing this."
No, no, no, no... We must find a way to stop it...
Just then, Xia Fushui came over from a distance with Ruan Dongdong in her arms and a sour face.
Judging from this expression, it seems that it didn't work.
Ruan Qiuping breathed a sigh of relief and subconsciously took a few steps back, moving away from Ruan Dongdong.
"I'm so angry." Xia Fushui handed Ruan Dongdong to Ruan Shengfeng and complained, "The people at the Fuhua Gate Office said that the inspection is strict during this period, and asked me to go again in two months. In two months, the god Yu Ji will be back... The two people in front of me applied successfully, why can't I... Isn't it said that Dongdong is wearing the jade pendant of the god of luck? I don't think it will work..."
Well done! Jade pendant of the lucky god!
Ruan Qiuping secretly gave it a thumbs up in his heart.
After Ruan Qiuping finished his two-hour daily practice, he returned to his room and began to think about countermeasures.
He walked to the window, lifted the curtain, and looked at Ruan Dongdong's room in another building.
It seems that it is urgent to find a lover for Yu Huan who will remain unforgettable.
Now even the "time difference growth method" has come out. I wonder what tricks his respected mother will come up with in the future.
Something went wrong when I came to the mortal world today, and I couldn't get my work done. I must find a childhood sweetheart for Yu Huan tomorrow!
Ruan Qiuping is full of fighting spirit!
Just as he was about to take a shower and go to bed, his peripheral vision caught a glimpse of the notebook on the table that had been filled with records of good things happening today.
There is nothing good today, so I won’t write anymore.
No, it must be written.
His life is already so unfortunate, how can he go on living if he doesn't do something good in his daily life
Ruan Qiuping shook his head sadly, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, sat on the chair, and began to record the good things that happened today.
Well, there are good things...
It's just that when he thought about the scene of being cheated, he didn't want to admit it.
Today, someone said to him innocently and fearlessly, "If you pass on your bad luck to me, you will no longer be unlucky."
And it was the first time that he made a promise with someone. That person wanted him to keep his word and wait for him.
in addition…
Ruan Qiuping glanced at his right hand holding the pen.
He held hands with someone for the first time today, and even held hands with her all the way.
Ruan Qiuping took a deep breath and prepared to close his notebook.
Don't think about it, maybe these are all tricks played by that little liar to deceive him.
But…
Ruan Qiuping lowered his head and wrote all of this down in a notebook.
…
Before he knew it, he had filled up the entire sheet of paper.
Ruan Qiuping was stunned for a moment, then he turned a page in the notebook and wrote.
"The seventh good thing: Today's record of good things. This is the first time I've turned the page."
"Childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts..."
Before Ruan Qiuping came down to earth, he had been reciting silently in his heart.
"I must find a childhood sweetheart for Yu Huan..."
Three seconds later.
Ruan Qiuping's descent to the earth was successful.
He opened his eyes, feeling so sad that he could hardly contain himself: "Oh my God, in this single-family villa in the mountains, where can I find a childhood sweetheart for that brat?!"
"Qing... Qingmei... What is it?!"
A small, soft and familiar voice suddenly came.
Ruan Qiuping was stunned for a moment and looked around, but there was no one around.
Auditory hallucination
"elder brother… "
Another shout.
Ruan Qiuping touched his ears, wondering if his hearing was damaged. Otherwise, why could he hear Ruan Dongdong's voice here
He looked around and suddenly found that his pockets were bulging. He opened his pockets and suddenly found a strange brocade bag inside.
This is not an ordinary brocade bag, but a Qiankun bag, which can hold things weighing no more than 30 kilograms.
Ruan Qiuping suddenly had a very bad feeling.
He tremblingly pulled the rope of the Qiankun bag, and the Qiankun bag suddenly became bigger, and the chubby Ruan Dongdong crawled out from it.
Ruan Dongdong stood on the ground and curiously grabbed the flowers and plants next to him.
Just then, Ruan Qiuping saw a note in the Qiankun bag.
It was written by Xia Fushui.
"I found a way to go down to the mortal world, but I can't take Dongdong with me. You take care of her for a while, I'll be there soon. Also, try not to touch your sister."
Ruan Qiuping was so angry that his hands were shaking.
— So he couldn't go through the formal procedures to go to the mortal world, so he decided to cross secretly, right? How much did his mother want to marry Dongdong off quickly? !
"You're really here!" A cheer of surprise that couldn't be hidden came over.
Ruan Qiuping looked in the direction of the voice.
The boy with a delicate face ran towards him with a look of joy. Because he ran too fast, a blush soon appeared on his flawless white cheeks. He was panting lightly, but he didn't care at all. Only his eyes were shining, like shining diamonds: "I actually waited for..."
Xiao Yuhuan paused before he finished speaking. His eyes were fixed on Ruan Dongdong behind Ruan Qiuping, and the smile on his face slowly faded.
The boy looked at Ruan Qiuping through the black railings of the villa, his eyes as dark as ink, and his voice was filled with undisguised resentment: "… You can't take me away, but you can raise other children, right?"